The Cliterature Blog

JCPenney and what little girls are made of

2012-01-26T13:52:00.000-08:00

The first two pictures from JCP's new 're-branding'

Girls are made of:
pink, high heels, romance, jewelry, pussy cats

Boys are made of:
blue, uniforms, noise, outdoors, happy

Can you call it a 'wedding dress'...

2012-01-20T12:06:00.001-08:00

....when you aren't really 'dressed'?

2012-01-16T17:25:00.001-08:00

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Bounce that Dick

2011-12-22T08:46:00.001-08:00

Furry goes mainstream

2011-12-15T11:50:00.000-08:00

What is with the new fad of animal shaped hats? Soft-core furrydom?

See also:

People wearing animal heads freak me out

Who does it better...?

2011-12-10T16:55:00.000-08:00

Marilyn Monroe

Lindsay Lohan

WTF Michaels?

2011-11-29T20:36:00.000-08:00

Michaels thinks the best toy for Christmas is Santa's decapitated head...

with red sprinkles.

WTF, Man.

No presents this year, kids.

New Video: Cocaine

2011-11-12T18:10:00.001-08:00

This this is... um... this.

Almond Paste Cookies

2011-11-06T10:54:00.000-08:00

Must stop eating these, or no one else will get any

Lady Gaga as an oily mermaid; Sure, why not.

2011-11-05T20:35:00.000-07:00

Link

AT&T Customer "Service"

2011-11-02T15:36:00.000-07:00

Step 1:

My land line is not receiving calls, I will let AT&T know.
Oh, gee. A fully automated system. I will punch in the issue and my cell number.
I wonder what will happen next?

Step 2:

Come home from work. Find a note say phone was not fixed because I was not there to let them in at 2pm on a Wednesday. Go figure.
I guess that hang up call that didn't leave a message was the repair person. I will call the number he left.
Oh look, this number is out of service. I guess I will call the number I used before.
I will choose the option for checking on a trouble order.
Oh, this options doesn't actually let you check on a trouble order. I will stab the zero button until I get a person.
The person says the ticket was closed because the phone was fixed.
I will open a new ticket. It seems that the ticket automatically causes a person to come the next day, although it doesn't say that. And if you aren't there they just pretend to have fixed the phone.
Oh well, can we narrow down the time they will be there?
12 to 4, or 2 to 6pm.
Yes, well. How convenient. I guess I will just get up at 4am tomorrow in order to finish work by that time.

Sigh.

That's just wrong: Grapple

2011-11-02T10:27:00.000-07:00

Apples with added grape flavor. WTF?

His what?

2011-10-27T12:16:00.000-07:00

From New Zealand News site "Stuff":

"In a Bonnie and Clyde-style stand-off, an Okato farmer pulled a sawn-off shotgun from the boot of his car and said: "Bro, you got five seconds to back off or I'm going to shoot you."

Right behind him on New Plymouth's Devon St West was his woman."

His woman.

His woman.

His woman.

Wow.

How I Love that Ass

2011-10-25T18:28:00.000-07:00

She loved a rugged cowboy,
but little did she know...
When he said "How I love that ass"
he didn't mean his beau.

[Via Pulp International]

Dr Pepper Flunks the Test

2011-10-20T13:11:00.000-07:00

How do you make a diet soda that appeals to men?

a) Paint the can gray
b) Make a video where a man punches a snake
c) Use the tag line: "It's not for women"
d) Make a diet soda that does not taste like anti-freeze.

Have a Three Wolf Moon Halloween....

2011-10-19T14:56:00.000-07:00

Although, frankly, I would suggest going with the original, not the Target knock off.

Upcoming Movie: Hysteria

2011-10-13T15:54:00.001-07:00

Nipples Dress

2011-10-12T14:50:00.000-07:00

That dress by Rachel Freire, what there is of it, is apparently made from cow nipples. Specifically the bits of the skin not normally used because nipples are on them (close up here). I am not sure why many considered this a big deal. If using leather is normal this is just using the off cuts.

Maybe people just like to type the word nipple.

Nipple, nipple, nipple.

Nipple.

Look at the breasts on that one

2011-09-30T08:44:00.000-07:00

It is not often that I get to put my 'animal' and 'pinup' tags on the same post.

New York Times Chicken Pinup

I can't quite decide

2011-09-27T14:01:00.000-07:00

Does the new catwoman costume really suck?

Or do you just need at least a hint of some curves to carry it off?

Best Wardrobe Malfunction Since Janet Jackson

2011-09-13T13:29:00.000-07:00

Sonny Bill / Rugby World Cup

The Riding Pant

2011-09-13T10:17:00.000-07:00

The riding "pant".

According to Merriam-Webster this lady rides whilst

making puffing sound
longing eagerly, or
throbbing.

Any of the above might explain her unhappy expression and/or the interest of the horse in her groinal area.

[via Perceval's Fate]

Sigh

2011-08-29T18:01:00.000-07:00

Kea Serial Killer

2011-08-16T14:40:00.000-07:00

Some one is shooting the Keas, a much loved New Zealand parrot. A total of six dead birds have been found, out of an estimated total population of less than 1000.

I hope the cops catch this bastard soon. An apt punishment might involve being staked out naked in Kea territory.

Another Book Dress

2011-08-16T08:56:00.000-07:00

Albeit less literally so

[via Little Augury]