The Coach is KILLING Me!tag:typepad.com,2003:weblog-14760762008-12-29T08:48:24-08:00Surviving the Norv Turner ExperienceTypePadYour I Can't Believe We Made the Playoffs at 8-8 Norv Face of the Weektag:typepad.com,2003:post-605579902008-12-29T08:48:24-08:002008-12-29T08:48:24-08:00Well, how about that?, originally uploaded by The Coach is Killing Me. Just goes to show that even Norv can't keep a truly talented team down. I do feel bad for Chargers fans who now think they are Super Bowl...Jason Woodmansee<div style="text-align: left; padding: 3px;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/norv/3147977012/" title="photo sharing"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3238/3147977012_3e0158311c.jpg" style="border: solid 2px #000000;" alt=""></img></a><br><span style="font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/norv/3147977012/">Well, how about that?</a>, originally uploaded by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/norv/">The Coach is Killing Me</a>.</span></div><p>Just goes to show that even Norv can't keep a truly talented team down. I do feel bad for Chargers fans who now think they are Super Bowl bound -- *ahem* -- you are 8-8 and are only in the playoffs because of an epic collapse by the Broncos. Let's not get too ahead of ourselves.</p>
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<li><a title="Kendra Wilkinson Tells Fox Sports That Hank Baskett 'Blows Her Kisses' After Every Catch - NFL FanHouse" href="http://nfl.fanhouse.com/2008/12/16/kendra-wilkinson-tells-fox-sports-that-hank-baskett-blows-her-k/">Kendra Wilkinson Tells Fox Sports That Hank Baskett 'Blows Her Kisses' After Every Catch - NFL FanHouse</a>.</li>
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</p><p>After the Chargers came back to beat the hapless Chiefs on Sunday, Kansas City Star columnist extraordinaire Jason Whitlock <a href="http://www.kansascity.com/sports/columnists/jason_whitlock/story/937306.html">started his column this way</a>:</p><div style="margin-left: 40px;">The worst thing about the most embarrassing loss in the Carl Peterson
era — a 22-21 miracle defeat to San Diego on Sunday — is the Chargers
had no interest in winning it.</div><p style="margin-left: 40px;">They came to Kansas City on Friday
intent on partying and showing up at Arrowhead Stadium on Sunday
afternoon because their preflight-home itinerary required it. They
kicked it at Bazooka’s, Power & Light and the Plaza before clearing
their heads just in time to erase an 18-point second-half deficit and
finish the Chiefs with two touchdowns in the final 73 seconds.</p><p>According to an article in the Union-Tribune, this caused a "<a href="http://www3.signonsandiego.com/stories/2008/dec/15/chargers-s16chnotes/?chargers">firestorm</a>." First, I find it hard to believe that anything surrounding the Chargers would cause a storm of any kind. No one really gets that excited about anything on this team, unless it's Rivers jawing with opposing QBs & fans. Second, if you had to travel to KC to play the sorry Chiefs in the cold and be led by the dynamo that is Norv Turner, wouldn't you try to drink yourself into oblivion? Thought so.</p><p>So, my message to Norv -- if you're not going to do your players the favor of quitting, at least let them drink & party in peace.</p><p><em>[And yes, any blogger writing about Jason Whitlock has to use that picture of him asleep on the couch. It's the law.]</em></p></div>
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