tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6009489211351529830Thu, 31 Dec 2009 19:46:30 +0000The world's greatest collection of Funny Facebook status updateshttp://facebookstatus.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (Mr. Lee)Blogger41125TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdateshttp://feedburner.google.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6009489211351529830.post-1218719320453226169Tue, 29 Dec 2009 14:50:00 +00002009-12-29T09:50:48.594-05:00new year's resolutionNAME... 's 2010 New Year's resolution is to NOT interrupt Taylor Swift if she is making an acceptance speech at a music awards ceremony. 's 2010 New Year's resolution is to hide the golf clubs before having multiple "transgressions". 's 2010 New Year's resolution is to avoid having 8 kids and getting a reality TV show. 's 2010 New Year's resolution is to come up with another way to get on TV http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates/~3/mY2wEXiAefU/2010-new-years-resolution-funny.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mr. Lee)0<p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-fvj20iKXWJTFy1eHPq2zV5idqk/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-fvj20iKXWJTFy1eHPq2zV5idqk/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-fvj20iKXWJTFy1eHPq2zV5idqk/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-fvj20iKXWJTFy1eHPq2zV5idqk/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=mY2wEXiAefU:8M_XpVyoe7s:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=mY2wEXiAefU:8M_XpVyoe7s:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=mY2wEXiAefU:8M_XpVyoe7s:F7zBnMyn0Lo"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?i=mY2wEXiAefU:8M_XpVyoe7s:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=mY2wEXiAefU:8M_XpVyoe7s:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?i=mY2wEXiAefU:8M_XpVyoe7s:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=mY2wEXiAefU:8M_XpVyoe7s:gIN9vFwOqvQ"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?i=mY2wEXiAefU:8M_XpVyoe7s:gIN9vFwOqvQ" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=mY2wEXiAefU:8M_XpVyoe7s:TzevzKxY174"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=TzevzKxY174" border="0"></img></a> </div>http://facebookstatus.blogspot.com/2009/12/2010-new-years-resolution-funny.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6009489211351529830.post-796790752533438951Sun, 13 Dec 2009 04:49:00 +00002009-12-13T00:28:22.034-05:00Tiger WoodsNAME... would like to remind Tiger that he who drives well on the fairway... does NOT fair well in the driveway! wonders how many women, would a Tiger Woods woody if a Tiger Woods would woody women? He would woody as many women could he until Woody gets hit by a 3 woody. needs you to do him a huge favor. Can you please, uh, take my name off your facebook list? had a tough day, where, on his http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates/~3/iTvgnhfjaZA/funny-tiger-woods-facebook-status.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mr. Lee)6<p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-hFpcLWfBSse_upYWU3AQMoFpvI/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-hFpcLWfBSse_upYWU3AQMoFpvI/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-hFpcLWfBSse_upYWU3AQMoFpvI/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-hFpcLWfBSse_upYWU3AQMoFpvI/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=iTvgnhfjaZA:r1uW0wvtua8:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a 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Letterman's http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates/~3/bWka7Swecf8/funny-thanksgiving-related-facebook.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mr. Lee)7<p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/mNKsGs0ZKy0joV-u6NAgGZJLwKQ/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/mNKsGs0ZKy0joV-u6NAgGZJLwKQ/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/mNKsGs0ZKy0joV-u6NAgGZJLwKQ/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/mNKsGs0ZKy0joV-u6NAgGZJLwKQ/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=bWka7Swecf8:72HcxwYNoiE:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=bWka7Swecf8:72HcxwYNoiE:qj6IDK7rITs"><img 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http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates/~3/EL1W_wlHVk0/halloween-based-funny-facebook-status.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mr. Lee)2<p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/i5WVJZA-8jVfT_qNZECUcdG2Ye8/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/i5WVJZA-8jVfT_qNZECUcdG2Ye8/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/i5WVJZA-8jVfT_qNZECUcdG2Ye8/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/i5WVJZA-8jVfT_qNZECUcdG2Ye8/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=EL1W_wlHVk0:ks5cVByII4g:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=EL1W_wlHVk0:ks5cVByII4g:qj6IDK7rITs"><img 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http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates/~3/vtlFb4pkpMc/kanye-west-vma-inspired-funny-facebook.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mr. Lee)7<p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/RI7rtv6L9JX0yf4oOJ8zuZDDv4s/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/RI7rtv6L9JX0yf4oOJ8zuZDDv4s/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/RI7rtv6L9JX0yf4oOJ8zuZDDv4s/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/RI7rtv6L9JX0yf4oOJ8zuZDDv4s/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=vtlFb4pkpMc:g5nUa0pNOeE:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=vtlFb4pkpMc:g5nUa0pNOeE:qj6IDK7rITs"><img 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href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=vtlFb4pkpMc:g5nUa0pNOeE:TzevzKxY174"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=TzevzKxY174" border="0"></img></a> </div>http://facebookstatus.blogspot.com/2009/09/kanye-west-vma-inspired-funny-facebook.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6009489211351529830.post-1080113036711198101Wed, 01 Jul 2009 13:54:00 +00002009-07-01T10:20:14.743-04:00quotesdos equisNAME...lives vicariously... through himself.once had an awkward moment just to see how it feels.'s reputation is expanding faster than the universe.is the most interesting man in the world.can speak French in Russian.., my friends, is indeed.... THAT man. 's charm is so contagious that a vaccine was created for it.'s legend precedes him, like lightning precedes thunder.was asked by Alien http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates/~3/BCcyVK-sUUI/funny-dos-equis-inspired-funny-facebook.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mr. Lee)17<p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/OurHGdUJ4skiA8kN57XGwrUh_BI/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/OurHGdUJ4skiA8kN57XGwrUh_BI/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/OurHGdUJ4skiA8kN57XGwrUh_BI/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/OurHGdUJ4skiA8kN57XGwrUh_BI/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=BCcyVK-sUUI:RLuMdOsPDok:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=BCcyVK-sUUI:RLuMdOsPDok:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=BCcyVK-sUUI:RLuMdOsPDok:F7zBnMyn0Lo"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?i=BCcyVK-sUUI:RLuMdOsPDok:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=BCcyVK-sUUI:RLuMdOsPDok:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?i=BCcyVK-sUUI:RLuMdOsPDok:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=BCcyVK-sUUI:RLuMdOsPDok:gIN9vFwOqvQ"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?i=BCcyVK-sUUI:RLuMdOsPDok:gIN9vFwOqvQ" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=BCcyVK-sUUI:RLuMdOsPDok:TzevzKxY174"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=TzevzKxY174" border="0"></img></a> </div>http://facebookstatus.blogspot.com/2009/07/funny-dos-equis-inspired-funny-facebook.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6009489211351529830.post-9223301093546152983Tue, 12 May 2009 00:33:00 +00002009-05-11T20:33:00.400-04:00variousNAME...is going to help fight continental drift.is stamping out, eliminating and abolishing redundancy!fought the lawn and the lawn won.knows it all. I just can't remember it all at once.lives in his own little world, but it's OK — they know me here.suffers occasional delusions of adequacy.trys to make everyone's day a little more surreal.is a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect.is http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates/~3/wOvcrGMOwoc/various-funny-facebook-status-updates.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mr. Lee)31<p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Bb3lIYDw905exvIdt8ZsKp35YbM/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Bb3lIYDw905exvIdt8ZsKp35YbM/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Bb3lIYDw905exvIdt8ZsKp35YbM/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Bb3lIYDw905exvIdt8ZsKp35YbM/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=wOvcrGMOwoc:6gs5ML8y8qs:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img 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href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=wOvcrGMOwoc:6gs5ML8y8qs:gIN9vFwOqvQ"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?i=wOvcrGMOwoc:6gs5ML8y8qs:gIN9vFwOqvQ" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=wOvcrGMOwoc:6gs5ML8y8qs:TzevzKxY174"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=TzevzKxY174" border="0"></img></a> </div>http://facebookstatus.blogspot.com/2009/05/various-funny-facebook-status-updates.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6009489211351529830.post-8253791060460241719Fri, 08 May 2009 00:00:00 +00002009-05-07T20:00:00.482-04:00randomNAME...is dyslexic which means never having to say that you're yrros. says dyslexics of the world, UNTIE! stopped to think and forget to start again?thinks everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.thinks that friends help you move but real friends help you move bodies.is geting behind early so he can have plenty of time to catch upsays "Give me ambiguity or give me something else."Got milked?http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates/~3/272RhPI3Vx4/even-more-funny-random-facebook-status.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mr. Lee)2<p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/bg3HgGDWG3vlmPAfC_AHjDFBzcQ/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/bg3HgGDWG3vlmPAfC_AHjDFBzcQ/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/bg3HgGDWG3vlmPAfC_AHjDFBzcQ/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/bg3HgGDWG3vlmPAfC_AHjDFBzcQ/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=272RhPI3Vx4:NcCtsIMWK7c:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a 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seen it all,http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates/~3/CtDyyG6i8Fc/yup-more-assorted-funny-facebook-status.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mr. Lee)1<p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-3IfFh2NF7cXUVgPg4-XLWRCjFQ/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-3IfFh2NF7cXUVgPg4-XLWRCjFQ/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-3IfFh2NF7cXUVgPg4-XLWRCjFQ/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-3IfFh2NF7cXUVgPg4-XLWRCjFQ/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=CtDyyG6i8Fc:feoIVtA6smM:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=CtDyyG6i8Fc:feoIVtA6smM:qj6IDK7rITs"><img 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href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=CtDyyG6i8Fc:feoIVtA6smM:TzevzKxY174"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=TzevzKxY174" border="0"></img></a> </div>http://facebookstatus.blogspot.com/2009/04/yup-more-assorted-funny-facebook-status.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6009489211351529830.post-3807885189237387138Sat, 25 Apr 2009 23:54:00 +00002009-04-25T19:54:01.339-04:00randomNAME...Works for the department of redundant departments.ask if you expect mere proof to sway his opinion?wonders if you hear about the corduroy pillows? They're making headlines!just found out that they took the word "gullible" out of the dictionary!wonders if illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?reminds you to not play stupid with me! I'm better at it.says don't read http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates/~3/pLWwjy7hiR4/more-random-funny-facebook-status.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mr. Lee)3<p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/2HigdRyRtvLQi3HozldHCmwjSdA/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/2HigdRyRtvLQi3HozldHCmwjSdA/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/2HigdRyRtvLQi3HozldHCmwjSdA/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/2HigdRyRtvLQi3HozldHCmwjSdA/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=pLWwjy7hiR4:e3Rp4UJIudY:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=pLWwjy7hiR4:e3Rp4UJIudY:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=pLWwjy7hiR4:e3Rp4UJIudY:F7zBnMyn0Lo"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?i=pLWwjy7hiR4:e3Rp4UJIudY:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=pLWwjy7hiR4:e3Rp4UJIudY:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?i=pLWwjy7hiR4:e3Rp4UJIudY:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=pLWwjy7hiR4:e3Rp4UJIudY:gIN9vFwOqvQ"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?i=pLWwjy7hiR4:e3Rp4UJIudY:gIN9vFwOqvQ" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=pLWwjy7hiR4:e3Rp4UJIudY:TzevzKxY174"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=TzevzKxY174" border="0"></img></a> </div>http://facebookstatus.blogspot.com/2009/04/more-random-funny-facebook-status.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6009489211351529830.post-54592057727579749Tue, 21 Apr 2009 23:44:00 +00002009-04-21T19:54:44.045-04:00randomNAME...thinks that a clean house is a sign of a misspent life.is going to have a day of firm decisions! Or am I?thinks all the world's a stage. Too bad I missed rehearsal.is going to borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect to be paid back.is proud to be modest!says ask me about my vow of silence.is living better through denial.says blessed are they who go around in circles, for they http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates/~3/dVh8Jh9PT9w/funny-random-facebook-status-updates.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mr. Lee)12<p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/0sqtpRaHTfXDdS0Y9rsQC0hRfh8/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/0sqtpRaHTfXDdS0Y9rsQC0hRfh8/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/0sqtpRaHTfXDdS0Y9rsQC0hRfh8/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/0sqtpRaHTfXDdS0Y9rsQC0hRfh8/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=dVh8Jh9PT9w:wf1wJZxTrOM:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=dVh8Jh9PT9w:wf1wJZxTrOM:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=dVh8Jh9PT9w:wf1wJZxTrOM:F7zBnMyn0Lo"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?i=dVh8Jh9PT9w:wf1wJZxTrOM:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=dVh8Jh9PT9w:wf1wJZxTrOM:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?i=dVh8Jh9PT9w:wf1wJZxTrOM:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=dVh8Jh9PT9w:wf1wJZxTrOM:gIN9vFwOqvQ"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?i=dVh8Jh9PT9w:wf1wJZxTrOM:gIN9vFwOqvQ" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=dVh8Jh9PT9w:wf1wJZxTrOM:TzevzKxY174"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=TzevzKxY174" border="0"></img></a> </div>http://facebookstatus.blogspot.com/2009/04/funny-random-facebook-status-updates.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6009489211351529830.post-3298319361264908131Wed, 08 Apr 2009 23:52:00 +00002009-04-08T19:52:00.526-04:00AngryMadNAME...hated it when old aunts used to come up to her at weddings, poke her in the ribs and cackle, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see them tumble down the stairs.says "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates/~3/1w-JGSXBDzw/angry-but-funny-facebook-status-updates.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mr. Lee)2<p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/W4XlL4oAJgZIdhSwwYrtcmRjGFQ/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/W4XlL4oAJgZIdhSwwYrtcmRjGFQ/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/W4XlL4oAJgZIdhSwwYrtcmRjGFQ/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/W4XlL4oAJgZIdhSwwYrtcmRjGFQ/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=1w-JGSXBDzw:I2UaaH26zgI:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=1w-JGSXBDzw:I2UaaH26zgI:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=1w-JGSXBDzw:I2UaaH26zgI:F7zBnMyn0Lo"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?i=1w-JGSXBDzw:I2UaaH26zgI:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=1w-JGSXBDzw:I2UaaH26zgI:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?i=1w-JGSXBDzw:I2UaaH26zgI:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=1w-JGSXBDzw:I2UaaH26zgI:gIN9vFwOqvQ"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?i=1w-JGSXBDzw:I2UaaH26zgI:gIN9vFwOqvQ" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=1w-JGSXBDzw:I2UaaH26zgI:TzevzKxY174"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=TzevzKxY174" border="0"></img></a> </div>http://facebookstatus.blogspot.com/2009/04/angry-but-funny-facebook-status-updates.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6009489211351529830.post-5264694001188252188Mon, 06 Apr 2009 23:41:00 +00002009-04-06T20:10:46.057-04:00assortedNAME...was denied adoption of a baby boy from Malawi.will never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night again!is reading his friends' statuses and adding 'in bed' to the end of each one.is for external use only. See your doctor before administering.will never put salt in my eye. never Put Salt in my eye. Put Salt in my eye. Always put salt in my eye.didn't http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates/~3/MDI9JxFwLw0/assorted-funny-facebook-status-updates.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mr. Lee)2<p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/FJ-p1KpDhPqsustdHZI-t8nBL0Y/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/FJ-p1KpDhPqsustdHZI-t8nBL0Y/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/FJ-p1KpDhPqsustdHZI-t8nBL0Y/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/FJ-p1KpDhPqsustdHZI-t8nBL0Y/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=MDI9JxFwLw0:LA9UEBeq5tc:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=MDI9JxFwLw0:LA9UEBeq5tc:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=MDI9JxFwLw0:LA9UEBeq5tc:F7zBnMyn0Lo"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?i=MDI9JxFwLw0:LA9UEBeq5tc:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=MDI9JxFwLw0:LA9UEBeq5tc:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?i=MDI9JxFwLw0:LA9UEBeq5tc:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=MDI9JxFwLw0:LA9UEBeq5tc:gIN9vFwOqvQ"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?i=MDI9JxFwLw0:LA9UEBeq5tc:gIN9vFwOqvQ" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=MDI9JxFwLw0:LA9UEBeq5tc:TzevzKxY174"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=TzevzKxY174" border="0"></img></a> </div>http://facebookstatus.blogspot.com/2009/04/assorted-funny-facebook-status-updates.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6009489211351529830.post-7130837426805444749Sat, 14 Feb 2009 19:57:00 +00002009-02-17T20:59:22.429-05:00excusesJane...really wishes she could but, I have to floss my cat.really wishes she could but, I want to spend more time with my blender.really wishes she could but, I'm teaching my ferret to yodel. really wishes she could but, I swallowed my gold crown this morning, and I have to wait here until it comes out the other end.really wishes she could but, My panty hose sprung a leak.really wishes she could http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates/~3/22V2a3J4Bbw/funny-facebook-status-update-excuses.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mr. Lee)6<p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/HDI-fJkuy2acQ6mwHOnv8EXIsv0/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/HDI-fJkuy2acQ6mwHOnv8EXIsv0/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/HDI-fJkuy2acQ6mwHOnv8EXIsv0/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/HDI-fJkuy2acQ6mwHOnv8EXIsv0/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=aohQEp7R"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=41" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=4QpIS7vl"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=52" border="0"></img></a> </div>http://facebookstatus.blogspot.com/2009/02/funny-facebook-status-update-excuses.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6009489211351529830.post-8854704789519258464Sat, 14 Feb 2009 19:24:00 +00002009-02-14T14:55:47.551-05:00thinkingreflectionsdeepAristotle...feels ashamed of his smoking but it's better that I smoke this and let the dreams of the cigarette workers come true then to be selfish & worry about my lungs.notices that when the best actors are chosen by other actors, it's called the Oscars. When the best actors are chosen by the people, it's called an election.thinks that a day without sunshine is like night.thinks that if atheismhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates/~3/NCBVRxHvuXE/funny-facebook-status-update.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mr. Lee)3<p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/xvTgpoSfTwq0Qz1I0AwfbY3eEyM/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/xvTgpoSfTwq0Qz1I0AwfbY3eEyM/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/xvTgpoSfTwq0Qz1I0AwfbY3eEyM/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/xvTgpoSfTwq0Qz1I0AwfbY3eEyM/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=OmLl6yBQ"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=41" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=cfvxsElK"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=52" border="0"></img></a> </div>http://facebookstatus.blogspot.com/2009/02/funny-facebook-status-update.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6009489211351529830.post-3917900531391792204Fri, 30 Jan 2009 23:16:00 +00002009-02-01T18:58:29.349-05:00Valentines DayLoveRomeo...says let's make February 15th OUR valentines day. says there is someone for everyone but wasn't really thinking about you. says don't worry... it's not contagious. says, "you make me feel dead inside"... Happy Valentines Daysays on this Valentines days... Please don't make me choose between you and porn. already killed some helpless flowers for you... what else do you want?loves http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates/~3/vI5xQ3rgWPg/valentines-day-funny-facebook-status.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mr. Lee)6<p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8DmsuW508kCrhCjVt0wegYJ2D2A/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8DmsuW508kCrhCjVt0wegYJ2D2A/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8DmsuW508kCrhCjVt0wegYJ2D2A/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8DmsuW508kCrhCjVt0wegYJ2D2A/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=MKFUAF2q"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=41" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=U5XHn2Oc"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=52" border="0"></img></a> </div>http://facebookstatus.blogspot.com/2009/01/valentines-day-funny-facebook-status.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6009489211351529830.post-8558119942029091469Fri, 30 Jan 2009 04:20:00 +00002009-01-29T23:58:54.879-05:00OscarsAcademy AwardsOscar...is honoured to just be nominated.would like to thank you, my fans. Without you none of this would have been possible. is nominated as best supporting actor in a documentary of a documentary.would like to thank Lynard Skynard for not releasing an album. is nominated for best performance by an actor in the role of a robot, pirate or ninjais nominated for best adaptation of a boring lifeis http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates/~3/fFR1d5aqQRI/academy-awards-inspired-funny-facebook.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mr. Lee)0<p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/z1w6LSectlg5KlzTlBE_Jl9deG4/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/z1w6LSectlg5KlzTlBE_Jl9deG4/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/z1w6LSectlg5KlzTlBE_Jl9deG4/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/z1w6LSectlg5KlzTlBE_Jl9deG4/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=pCm7xMt2"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=41" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=4KIz8Fkl"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=52" border="0"></img></a> </div>http://facebookstatus.blogspot.com/2009/01/academy-awards-inspired-funny-facebook.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6009489211351529830.post-3217351813129816935Fri, 12 Dec 2008 15:36:00 +00002008-12-12T11:21:33.240-05:00poopstrangeNAME...says, "This too shall pass gas." doesn't want you to die before he gets the chance to kill you himself.is hoping that he doesn't have to Bitch Slap anybody on the bus tonight.thinks nothing is better than pooing at work...you're getting paid to poo!dodge-duck-dip-dive & dodge.is worried about the Asian market: Origami Bank folded; Bonsai Bank's cutting back it's branches; Kamikaze Bank http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates/~3/nq5H7GcnoAA/just-plain-strange-but-funny-facebook.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mr. Lee)2<p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/FVz9uG06YbFiPnz2rNSZBvy_IFw/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/FVz9uG06YbFiPnz2rNSZBvy_IFw/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/FVz9uG06YbFiPnz2rNSZBvy_IFw/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/FVz9uG06YbFiPnz2rNSZBvy_IFw/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=5t3q0Jzx"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=41" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=bGWth54m"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=52" border="0"></img></a> </div>http://facebookstatus.blogspot.com/2008/12/just-plain-strange-but-funny-facebook.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6009489211351529830.post-6160531851110633669Sun, 07 Dec 2008 11:32:00 +00002008-12-07T07:16:20.123-05:00taglinesadvertsingslogansNAME...tastes great... is less filling... tastes great...melts in your mouth, not in your hands.is good to the last drop.is magically delicious.contains calcium, something your body uses anyways. is cuckoo for cocoa puffs.is lovn'n it!is asking... "Can you hear me now?"sometimes feels like a nut... sometimes he don't.takes a licking and keeps on ticking.keeps going and going and going...has been http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates/~3/QdqpgDNVk1Y/advertising-slogans-as-facebook-status.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mr. Lee)7<p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/4GpjNB4aG3ZjuBWiGYxRYR2UTiY/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/4GpjNB4aG3ZjuBWiGYxRYR2UTiY/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/4GpjNB4aG3ZjuBWiGYxRYR2UTiY/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/4GpjNB4aG3ZjuBWiGYxRYR2UTiY/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=HsShUh0R"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=41" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=uJtEnTpg"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=52" border="0"></img></a> </div>http://facebookstatus.blogspot.com/2008/12/advertising-slogans-as-facebook-status.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6009489211351529830.post-1751704588430254257Mon, 01 Dec 2008 23:18:00 +00002008-12-03T22:50:15.478-05:00X-MasChristmasFrosty...can't wait to watch his favourite Christmas movie, "The Christmas That Almost Wasn't Due To Santa's Urinary Tract Infection"is looking forward to the new Christmas special, "A Creepy, Creepy Christmas with Michael Jackson"may not be the real Santa, but that doesn't mean I haven't seen you while you're sleeping.is chugging NyQuil until sugar plums really are dancing in my headis making "http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates/~3/rov-WlwHGOM/x-mas-based-funny-facebook-status.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mr. Lee)2<p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/DwWvntWKChk-4nYiQFMwMUQJWOw/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/DwWvntWKChk-4nYiQFMwMUQJWOw/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/DwWvntWKChk-4nYiQFMwMUQJWOw/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/DwWvntWKChk-4nYiQFMwMUQJWOw/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=izXJNUcC"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=41" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=4WUOtiw2"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=52" border="0"></img></a> </div>http://facebookstatus.blogspot.com/2008/12/x-mas-based-funny-facebook-status.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6009489211351529830.post-7719359361710557498Fri, 28 Nov 2008 11:41:00 +00002008-12-03T23:08:00.631-05:00brokemoneyeconomyNAME...will update her Facebook status for money!is so broke that she's going to KFC to lick other peoples fingers. is so poor that she got married for the rice.can't even afford the last letter to update her statu_!is so broke that she went to the bank for a loan and they asked for their calender back. is so poor that she can't even afford to pay attention.is so broke that she had to eat her http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates/~3/a99mFwEg6gg/economy-related-funny-facebook-status.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mr. Lee)3<p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/jomof_iiQPkYw3dyzd4okF8ukVk/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/jomof_iiQPkYw3dyzd4okF8ukVk/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/jomof_iiQPkYw3dyzd4okF8ukVk/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/jomof_iiQPkYw3dyzd4okF8ukVk/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=KqafGoC2"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=41" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=H0qSCLGc"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=52" border="0"></img></a> </div>http://facebookstatus.blogspot.com/2008/11/economy-related-funny-facebook-status.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6009489211351529830.post-3171321762061029127Sat, 18 Oct 2008 09:42:00 +00002008-12-03T22:49:48.426-05:00Sarah PalinSarah...can see Alaska from her house.is on a bridge to nowhere!needs somebody to answer for me, what is it exactly that the VP does every day?is a pitbull with lipstickis gosh darn, a hockey mom, you betcha' wink winksays "hey you Russian... Shew shew... You can't stay in Alaska"told congress, "Thanks but no Thanks"is the mayor of Alaska, I can do whatever I want until the courts tell me I http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates/~3/nkTeYmALGes/sarah-palin-inspired-funny-facebook.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mr. Lee)5<p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/SJYj2KLykSe0LknzkZ__LWbXp3I/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/SJYj2KLykSe0LknzkZ__LWbXp3I/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/SJYj2KLykSe0LknzkZ__LWbXp3I/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/SJYj2KLykSe0LknzkZ__LWbXp3I/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=MJbAaf1U"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=41" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=EhYOYza5"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=52" border="0"></img></a> </div>http://facebookstatus.blogspot.com/2008/10/sarah-palin-inspired-funny-facebook.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6009489211351529830.post-1071293058765085785Tue, 15 Jul 2008 01:47:00 +00002008-12-03T23:08:24.053-05:00employmentWorkslackerNAME...understands that hard work has a future payoff but Laziness pays off now. thought he wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a pay-chequeis just working here until a good fast food job opens up.... sees Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done pretends to work. They pretend to pay me. thinks ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. thinks work is for people http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates/~3/Ob5EG-PeyTE/work-inspired-facebook-status-updates.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mr. Lee)2<p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/qFMqybtpWkJOb9lNMWgACFt31g0/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/qFMqybtpWkJOb9lNMWgACFt31g0/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/qFMqybtpWkJOb9lNMWgACFt31g0/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/qFMqybtpWkJOb9lNMWgACFt31g0/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=H1yO9lxq"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=41" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=sfhGVYoD"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=52" border="0"></img></a> </div>http://facebookstatus.blogspot.com/2008/07/work-inspired-facebook-status-updates.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6009489211351529830.post-263643501591143020Tue, 15 Jul 2008 01:39:00 +00002008-12-03T22:49:17.608-05:00T-ShirtNAME...childproofed his house, but they still get in.is still hot. It just comes in flashes. thinks at her age, "getting lucky" means finding her car in the parking lot. 's reality cheque just bounced. is not 50. I'm $49.95 plus tax. says Buckle up. It makes it harder for the aliens to snatch you from your car. is not a snob. 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