tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6009489211351529830Sat, 28 Jan 2012 11:49:25 +0000educationthesiscurrent affairsstrangeX-MasResearchCoolexcusesJustin BieberThanksgivingAcademy AwardswineBeerOne LinerAngrysimpsonsvariousT-Shirtoff-wall2012Kanye WestassortedslackerVMAsayingsGeneralModern FamilyCanadiandeepHalloweenAddictionWorktaglinesCharlie Sheentvseinfeldguitar hero iiiNewsthinkingSchoolmiscellaneousValentines DayreflectionscleverMaddos equisslogansGeorge W Bushnew year's resolutionChristmasEarth HourrandomWintereconomypop-philosophyconceitedmusicpoopOscarsApril FoolsegoColdemploymentCanada Dayspinal tapDharmamovieLOSTLifealcoholFreezingLovefavouriteThat GuyquotesThe OfficeTiger WoodsbrokewarningadvertsingSarah PalinmoneyThe world's greatest collection of Funny Facebook status updateshttp://facebookstatus.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (Mr. Lee)Blogger67125TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdateshttp://feedburner.google.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6009489211351529830.post-5330666460754202179Sat, 28 Jan 2012 11:47:00 +00002012-01-28T06:47:00.243-05:00LifeGhandi... woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket. That's the price you pay for letting relatives stay over. is going to buy a teddy bear for $5, name it Mohammed and sell it for $10, to make of prophet! was gonna donate blood until the lady got all personal and started asking "who's blood is this?" and "How did you get it?" just realized that I'm still "it" from a game of tag in http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates/~3/bya0BgJ0BJQ/funny-facebook-observations-on-life.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mr. Lee)0<p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/19XTe_kfh0AdkPOWlWDtd925v_8/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/19XTe_kfh0AdkPOWlWDtd925v_8/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/19XTe_kfh0AdkPOWlWDtd925v_8/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/19XTe_kfh0AdkPOWlWDtd925v_8/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a 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likely spend 2012 jobless, whiny, filthy and living with his parents at 43 King Street except it will be cool because he will refer to it as Occupy King Street.  can't wait http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates/~3/NT3ms24trY8/funny-2012-new-year-resolutions.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mr. Lee)1<p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/0uMw1pOn5uPFYsmFYtpZ5iRk9_k/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/0uMw1pOn5uPFYsmFYtpZ5iRk9_k/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/0uMw1pOn5uPFYsmFYtpZ5iRk9_k/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/0uMw1pOn5uPFYsmFYtpZ5iRk9_k/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=NT3ms24trY8:qRMckvWiAs4:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a 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Wow, it works!!!!!  Be right back, gonna try out my new time machine.....Let's see how this goes!!!!! You choose an answer to this question at random, what is the chance you will be correct? A. 25% B. 50% C. 60% D. 25% Your mobile phone has more computing power than all of NASA in 1969. NASA launched a man to the moon...We launch a bird into Pigs! You've really got to hand it to short http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates/~3/F6dZ8boH8Lc/yup-more-funny-facebook-status-updates.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mr. Lee)3<p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/knaUvmIsmDuPY40LwYItdWhDWck/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/knaUvmIsmDuPY40LwYItdWhDWck/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/knaUvmIsmDuPY40LwYItdWhDWck/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/knaUvmIsmDuPY40LwYItdWhDWck/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=F6dZ8boH8Lc:TUYuylkJKnY:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=F6dZ8boH8Lc:TUYuylkJKnY:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=F6dZ8boH8Lc:TUYuylkJKnY:F7zBnMyn0Lo"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?i=F6dZ8boH8Lc:TUYuylkJKnY:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=F6dZ8boH8Lc:TUYuylkJKnY:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?i=F6dZ8boH8Lc:TUYuylkJKnY:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=F6dZ8boH8Lc:TUYuylkJKnY:gIN9vFwOqvQ"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?i=F6dZ8boH8Lc:TUYuylkJKnY:gIN9vFwOqvQ" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=F6dZ8boH8Lc:TUYuylkJKnY:TzevzKxY174"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=TzevzKxY174" border="0"></img></a> </div>http://facebookstatus.blogspot.com/2011/12/yup-more-funny-facebook-status-updates.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6009489211351529830.post-7120171604500238593Mon, 19 Dec 2011 18:13:00 +00002011-12-19T13:13:00.543-05:00GeneralNAME... 's  friend, Eddie, spends several hours a day lubricating an old bench clamp... It's one of his many vices. 's grandfather is hard of hearing. He needs to read lips. I don’t mind him reading lips, but he uses one of those yellow highlighters. 's healthcare plan is pretty simple. I’m covered as long as I stay healthy. 's neighbor just got one of those expensive new invisible fences. 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If flatulence is a normal part of pregancy, why did they toss me out of my wife's lamaze class? If I had to guess http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates/~3/5u_xLhvFKx0/more-assorted-funny-facebook-status.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mr. Lee)0<p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/tnqU2Q5ovfER8-oSwFjfL1QsO80/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/tnqU2Q5ovfER8-oSwFjfL1QsO80/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/tnqU2Q5ovfER8-oSwFjfL1QsO80/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/tnqU2Q5ovfER8-oSwFjfL1QsO80/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=5u_xLhvFKx0:MtP-daWtXH4:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=5u_xLhvFKx0:MtP-daWtXH4:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=5u_xLhvFKx0:MtP-daWtXH4:F7zBnMyn0Lo"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?i=5u_xLhvFKx0:MtP-daWtXH4:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=5u_xLhvFKx0:MtP-daWtXH4:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?i=5u_xLhvFKx0:MtP-daWtXH4:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=5u_xLhvFKx0:MtP-daWtXH4:gIN9vFwOqvQ"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?i=5u_xLhvFKx0:MtP-daWtXH4:gIN9vFwOqvQ" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=5u_xLhvFKx0:MtP-daWtXH4:TzevzKxY174"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=TzevzKxY174" border="0"></img></a> </div>http://facebookstatus.blogspot.com/2011/12/more-assorted-funny-facebook-status.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6009489211351529830.post-2676462601715405651Tue, 06 Dec 2011 18:07:00 +00002011-12-06T13:07:25.352-05:00GeneralNAME... has performed extensive experiments in the shed and can scientifically conclude that a cat has only one life. says Hey Timex, if I end up 660ft under water I won't need a watch. is hosting a little family dinner party tomorrow. Do you think 2 boxes of Cheerios will be enough for 12 people? says If it takes you more than an hour to get ready, then you aren't as cute as you think you are http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates/~3/EibOtn7XXq0/assorted-funny-facebook-status-updates.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mr. Lee)1<p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/12ibmAUURGuZlTZ1hJkwClUJZgw/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/12ibmAUURGuZlTZ1hJkwClUJZgw/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/12ibmAUURGuZlTZ1hJkwClUJZgw/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/12ibmAUURGuZlTZ1hJkwClUJZgw/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=EibOtn7XXq0:M80IDOlJ7Ao:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=EibOtn7XXq0:M80IDOlJ7Ao:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=EibOtn7XXq0:M80IDOlJ7Ao:F7zBnMyn0Lo"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?i=EibOtn7XXq0:M80IDOlJ7Ao:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=EibOtn7XXq0:M80IDOlJ7Ao:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?i=EibOtn7XXq0:M80IDOlJ7Ao:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=EibOtn7XXq0:M80IDOlJ7Ao:gIN9vFwOqvQ"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?i=EibOtn7XXq0:M80IDOlJ7Ao:gIN9vFwOqvQ" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=EibOtn7XXq0:M80IDOlJ7Ao:TzevzKxY174"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=TzevzKxY174" border="0"></img></a> </div>http://facebookstatus.blogspot.com/2011/12/assorted-funny-facebook-status-updates.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6009489211351529830.post-6400189638062781897Fri, 07 Oct 2011 14:16:00 +00002011-10-07T10:16:55.828-04:00warningNAME... ALERT!! Facebook tried to keep this quiet! As of tomorrow, Facebook will creep into your bathroom when you're in the shower and smack your ass! To change this option, go to Privacy  / Personal  / Smack Your Ass and uncheck the "You Betcha" box. just got kicked out of the Zoo! How was I supposed to know that "real" hippos don't actually eat marbles? is thinking that with all the http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates/~3/DZ6nYBgk6IQ/funny-facebook-warning-status-updates.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mr. Lee)6<p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/FuJFnNBJbjJQKZGx0kPhGjRZIdE/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/FuJFnNBJbjJQKZGx0kPhGjRZIdE/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/FuJFnNBJbjJQKZGx0kPhGjRZIdE/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/FuJFnNBJbjJQKZGx0kPhGjRZIdE/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=DZ6nYBgk6IQ:Q_HOhlhh0Fw:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=DZ6nYBgk6IQ:Q_HOhlhh0Fw:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=DZ6nYBgk6IQ:Q_HOhlhh0Fw:F7zBnMyn0Lo"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?i=DZ6nYBgk6IQ:Q_HOhlhh0Fw:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=DZ6nYBgk6IQ:Q_HOhlhh0Fw:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?i=DZ6nYBgk6IQ:Q_HOhlhh0Fw:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=DZ6nYBgk6IQ:Q_HOhlhh0Fw:gIN9vFwOqvQ"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?i=DZ6nYBgk6IQ:Q_HOhlhh0Fw:gIN9vFwOqvQ" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=DZ6nYBgk6IQ:Q_HOhlhh0Fw:TzevzKxY174"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=TzevzKxY174" border="0"></img></a> </div>http://facebookstatus.blogspot.com/2011/10/funny-facebook-warning-status-updates.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6009489211351529830.post-460624056056760346Wed, 14 Sep 2011 03:15:00 +00002011-09-13T23:15:15.285-04:00SchoolRodney... says if your name was Homework.... I'd be doing you right now! says back in my day, we used to call it "recess"... now-a-days, it's referred to as "cease fire". would often... when I read a book... thank my teacher. At least I used to... until she got an unlisted number. 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When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day thinks that without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza! is also available in Sober Beer!  Helping ugly people have sex since http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates/~3/mXYioakfdqk/funny-beer-related-facebook-status.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mr. Lee)7<p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/0-pf_MHuIrNPaJMqn3Na3LRA6mE/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/0-pf_MHuIrNPaJMqn3Na3LRA6mE/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/0-pf_MHuIrNPaJMqn3Na3LRA6mE/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/0-pf_MHuIrNPaJMqn3Na3LRA6mE/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=mXYioakfdqk:bAAtStkp66w:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=mXYioakfdqk:bAAtStkp66w:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=mXYioakfdqk:bAAtStkp66w:F7zBnMyn0Lo"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?i=mXYioakfdqk:bAAtStkp66w:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=mXYioakfdqk:bAAtStkp66w:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?i=mXYioakfdqk:bAAtStkp66w:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=mXYioakfdqk:bAAtStkp66w:gIN9vFwOqvQ"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?i=mXYioakfdqk:bAAtStkp66w:gIN9vFwOqvQ" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=mXYioakfdqk:bAAtStkp66w:TzevzKxY174"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=TzevzKxY174" border="0"></img></a> </div>http://facebookstatus.blogspot.com/2011/09/funny-beer-related-facebook-status.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6009489211351529830.post-3583103711725828145Thu, 30 Jun 2011 10:40:00 +00002011-06-30T06:40:56.150-04:00CanadianCanada DayBob MacKenzie says happy C eh N eh D eh Day eh! says only in Canada......  are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink is not offended by the term "homo milk" because, I am Canadian is having a poo...  Cheese curds, gravy and fries. says you know you're Canadian when you can fill in the blanks to: "The good old ____ game is the best ____ you can ____." like all other Canadians http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates/~3/3ik5c2-i7fc/funny-canadian-facebook-status-updates.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mr. Lee)8<p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/PV2otYQc5y6WEOqYGyH1wsT9OH4/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/PV2otYQc5y6WEOqYGyH1wsT9OH4/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/PV2otYQc5y6WEOqYGyH1wsT9OH4/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/PV2otYQc5y6WEOqYGyH1wsT9OH4/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=3ik5c2-i7fc:iC-1BLz7IL0:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=3ik5c2-i7fc:iC-1BLz7IL0:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=3ik5c2-i7fc:iC-1BLz7IL0:F7zBnMyn0Lo"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?i=3ik5c2-i7fc:iC-1BLz7IL0:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=3ik5c2-i7fc:iC-1BLz7IL0:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?i=3ik5c2-i7fc:iC-1BLz7IL0:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=3ik5c2-i7fc:iC-1BLz7IL0:gIN9vFwOqvQ"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?i=3ik5c2-i7fc:iC-1BLz7IL0:gIN9vFwOqvQ" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=3ik5c2-i7fc:iC-1BLz7IL0:TzevzKxY174"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=TzevzKxY174" border="0"></img></a> </div>http://facebookstatus.blogspot.com/2011/06/funny-canadian-facebook-status-updates.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6009489211351529830.post-2508412575841517943Sat, 21 May 2011 09:44:00 +00002011-05-21T05:45:53.766-04:00pop-philosophyLeonardo... really doesn't get why people like brunch. 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Your face will melt off and children will weep over your exploded body.” will let you borrow my brain for five seconds and just be like dude, can’t handle it, unplug this bastard. It fires in a way that is, I don’t know, maybe not from this terrestrial realm. 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's shadow froze to the ground today.  Damn it's cooooold! knows it's cold when Paris Hilton has to put on underwear.  thinks it's dangerous to use metal utensils when it's this cold. knows it's cold when chickens are running to KFC to use the deep fryer. knows it's cold when he sees the squirrels throwing themselves against the electric fencehttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates/~3/bMUx_nada2k/funny-facebook-status-updates-about.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mr. Lee)6<p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ZFImvL54pyCiofJF5v3ksOaVTpg/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ZFImvL54pyCiofJF5v3ksOaVTpg/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ZFImvL54pyCiofJF5v3ksOaVTpg/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ZFImvL54pyCiofJF5v3ksOaVTpg/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=bMUx_nada2k:Dx3tLCzrsC8:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=bMUx_nada2k:Dx3tLCzrsC8:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=bMUx_nada2k:Dx3tLCzrsC8:F7zBnMyn0Lo"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?i=bMUx_nada2k:Dx3tLCzrsC8:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=bMUx_nada2k:Dx3tLCzrsC8:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?i=bMUx_nada2k:Dx3tLCzrsC8:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=bMUx_nada2k:Dx3tLCzrsC8:gIN9vFwOqvQ"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?i=bMUx_nada2k:Dx3tLCzrsC8:gIN9vFwOqvQ" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=bMUx_nada2k:Dx3tLCzrsC8:TzevzKxY174"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=TzevzKxY174" border="0"></img></a> </div>http://facebookstatus.blogspot.com/2011/01/funny-facebook-status-updates-about.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6009489211351529830.post-8898160637967283976Sat, 01 Jan 2011 03:13:00 +00002010-12-31T22:13:47.083-05:00new year's resolution LeBron  resolves to create the world's most annoying TV show... "Glee: Jersey Shore Edition" staring Justin Bieber, LeBron James and Oprah as the Chilean Miners. resolves to have each of my resolutions in 140 characters or less! resolves to stop breaking into song at every opportunity... 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is going to see The http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates/~3/J5r_8sfvjxc/funny-christmas-facebook-status-updates.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mr. Lee)3<p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/cwVK5hYyKKhlHtc-xkF0GUUWmlc/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/cwVK5hYyKKhlHtc-xkF0GUUWmlc/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/cwVK5hYyKKhlHtc-xkF0GUUWmlc/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/cwVK5hYyKKhlHtc-xkF0GUUWmlc/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=J5r_8sfvjxc:xPi3oqP4QzM:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=J5r_8sfvjxc:xPi3oqP4QzM:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=J5r_8sfvjxc:xPi3oqP4QzM:F7zBnMyn0Lo"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?i=J5r_8sfvjxc:xPi3oqP4QzM:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=J5r_8sfvjxc:xPi3oqP4QzM:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?i=J5r_8sfvjxc:xPi3oqP4QzM:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=J5r_8sfvjxc:xPi3oqP4QzM:gIN9vFwOqvQ"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?i=J5r_8sfvjxc:xPi3oqP4QzM:gIN9vFwOqvQ" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=J5r_8sfvjxc:xPi3oqP4QzM:TzevzKxY174"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=TzevzKxY174" border="0"></img></a> </div>http://facebookstatus.blogspot.com/2010/12/funny-christmas-facebook-status-updates.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6009489211351529830.post-5662427710967142689Fri, 12 Nov 2010 19:56:00 +00002010-11-12T14:56:35.086-05:00The OfficeDwight... likes to think one step ahead...  Like a carpenter... Who builds stairs. thinks that the best kind of bear is a Black Bear... Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica! knows that the eyes are the groin of the head. Has flaws. What are they? Oh I dunno, I sing in the shower? Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. 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is SO COOL that he wasn't born, he was unleashed. is SO COOL that he doesn't sweat, he glistens. is SO COOL that ice cubes are afraid of him. is SO COOL that you can set your clock by his five o'clock shadow. is SO COOL that he got Helen Keller to talk. is SO COOL that Rosa Parks gave up her seat for him. is SO COOL http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates/~3/uNhVdFWaS-Q/is-so-cool-funny-facebook-status.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mr. Lee)3<p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/7yLUvKVEXCb8kWdVpR3lpLKtokk/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/7yLUvKVEXCb8kWdVpR3lpLKtokk/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/7yLUvKVEXCb8kWdVpR3lpLKtokk/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/7yLUvKVEXCb8kWdVpR3lpLKtokk/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=uNhVdFWaS-Q:3dgDdO-iy7g:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=uNhVdFWaS-Q:3dgDdO-iy7g:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=uNhVdFWaS-Q:3dgDdO-iy7g:F7zBnMyn0Lo"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?i=uNhVdFWaS-Q:3dgDdO-iy7g:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=uNhVdFWaS-Q:3dgDdO-iy7g:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?i=uNhVdFWaS-Q:3dgDdO-iy7g:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=uNhVdFWaS-Q:3dgDdO-iy7g:gIN9vFwOqvQ"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?i=uNhVdFWaS-Q:3dgDdO-iy7g:gIN9vFwOqvQ" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=uNhVdFWaS-Q:3dgDdO-iy7g:TzevzKxY174"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=TzevzKxY174" border="0"></img></a> </div>http://facebookstatus.blogspot.com/2010/10/is-so-cool-funny-facebook-status.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6009489211351529830.post-1506227466391008391Mon, 18 Oct 2010 23:48:00 +00002010-10-18T19:48:22.433-04:00That GuyRico... has two tickets to that thing you love. is the guy who put the hole in the ozone layer. says, you know how people say "in bed" after fortune cookies?  Well... I invented that. is the guy that Chuck Norris wishes he were... is often the life of the party even though he's not there. is that guy that if he were to punch you in the face... You'd have to fight off the strong urge to thank him.http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates/~3/J9PTIBY7Ikg/yes-i-am-that-guy-funny-facebook-status.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mr. Lee)0<p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/99civHMIFUGHUt8a1oDmJTAMqpA/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/99civHMIFUGHUt8a1oDmJTAMqpA/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/99civHMIFUGHUt8a1oDmJTAMqpA/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/99civHMIFUGHUt8a1oDmJTAMqpA/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=J9PTIBY7Ikg:0PXMawtRyYs:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=J9PTIBY7Ikg:0PXMawtRyYs:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=J9PTIBY7Ikg:0PXMawtRyYs:F7zBnMyn0Lo"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?i=J9PTIBY7Ikg:0PXMawtRyYs:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=J9PTIBY7Ikg:0PXMawtRyYs:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?i=J9PTIBY7Ikg:0PXMawtRyYs:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=J9PTIBY7Ikg:0PXMawtRyYs:gIN9vFwOqvQ"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?i=J9PTIBY7Ikg:0PXMawtRyYs:gIN9vFwOqvQ" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=J9PTIBY7Ikg:0PXMawtRyYs:TzevzKxY174"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=TzevzKxY174" border="0"></img></a> </div>http://facebookstatus.blogspot.com/2010/10/yes-i-am-that-guy-funny-facebook-status.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6009489211351529830.post-8284761332111042801Fri, 17 Sep 2010 17:29:00 +00002010-09-17T13:29:57.265-04:00Justin BieberJustin... is wondering on which day God created Justin Bieber...  couldn't he have rested on that day too? thinks if Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga had a kid... it would look like Chucky This just in from the centre for disease control.... To avoid catching Bieber fever...  Wash your hands and grow up! thinks everyone should stop teasing poor Justin Bieber...  She has feelings too! just found out http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates/~3/kdw7h46gicI/funny-justin-bieber-inspired-facebook.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mr. Lee)19<p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/xpIaOHReGjgQvlnYVTU88bwy3sM/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/xpIaOHReGjgQvlnYVTU88bwy3sM/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/xpIaOHReGjgQvlnYVTU88bwy3sM/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/xpIaOHReGjgQvlnYVTU88bwy3sM/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=kdw7h46gicI:9eViu4-f4TQ:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=kdw7h46gicI:9eViu4-f4TQ:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=kdw7h46gicI:9eViu4-f4TQ:F7zBnMyn0Lo"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?i=kdw7h46gicI:9eViu4-f4TQ:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=kdw7h46gicI:9eViu4-f4TQ:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?i=kdw7h46gicI:9eViu4-f4TQ:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=kdw7h46gicI:9eViu4-f4TQ:gIN9vFwOqvQ"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?i=kdw7h46gicI:9eViu4-f4TQ:gIN9vFwOqvQ" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=kdw7h46gicI:9eViu4-f4TQ:TzevzKxY174"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=TzevzKxY174" border="0"></img></a> </div>http://facebookstatus.blogspot.com/2010/09/funny-justin-bieber-inspired-facebook.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6009489211351529830.post-8539529757576190879Fri, 16 Jul 2010 01:59:00 +00002010-08-18T23:29:01.010-04:00current affairsMel... Look at your status. Now back to mine. Now back to yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn't mine. But if you stopped posting about other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down. Back up. Where are you? .........You're on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like! Anything is possible when your Facebook status looks like this one... This just inhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates/~3/_1CLhqOspGk/funny-current-affairs-related-facebook.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mr. Lee)5<p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/FMyXLUF5zDLAyFcj__oe50kdAME/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/FMyXLUF5zDLAyFcj__oe50kdAME/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/FMyXLUF5zDLAyFcj__oe50kdAME/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/FMyXLUF5zDLAyFcj__oe50kdAME/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=_1CLhqOspGk:yMuUT1dAUjc:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=_1CLhqOspGk:yMuUT1dAUjc:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=_1CLhqOspGk:yMuUT1dAUjc:F7zBnMyn0Lo"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?i=_1CLhqOspGk:yMuUT1dAUjc:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=_1CLhqOspGk:yMuUT1dAUjc:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?i=_1CLhqOspGk:yMuUT1dAUjc:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=_1CLhqOspGk:yMuUT1dAUjc:gIN9vFwOqvQ"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?i=_1CLhqOspGk:yMuUT1dAUjc:gIN9vFwOqvQ" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=_1CLhqOspGk:yMuUT1dAUjc:TzevzKxY174"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=TzevzKxY174" border="0"></img></a> </div>http://facebookstatus.blogspot.com/2010/07/funny-current-affairs-related-facebook.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6009489211351529830.post-5702124910463413118Mon, 24 May 2010 06:38:00 +00002010-05-24T02:38:49.433-04:00DharmaLOSTJack Sheppard... says for all you LOST fans out there, if you take the last names of each of Oceanic 6 surviviors, and re-arrange the letters, it's actually an anagram for "Get A Life". has noticed that according to Facebook, Hurley and Jacob are now friends. will now summarize LOST.. "Plane crashes... Weird stuff happens... People Die" is dead. Yet here you are reading his update. What does thathttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates/~3/ZPhPPcmKBFY/funny-lost-facebook-status-updates.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mr. Lee)6<p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/KuJPpTGflNxBpG-nYzZohBIRxxE/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/KuJPpTGflNxBpG-nYzZohBIRxxE/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/KuJPpTGflNxBpG-nYzZohBIRxxE/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/KuJPpTGflNxBpG-nYzZohBIRxxE/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=ZPhPPcmKBFY:DjCqTGag7S4:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=ZPhPPcmKBFY:DjCqTGag7S4:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=ZPhPPcmKBFY:DjCqTGag7S4:F7zBnMyn0Lo"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?i=ZPhPPcmKBFY:DjCqTGag7S4:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=ZPhPPcmKBFY:DjCqTGag7S4:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?i=ZPhPPcmKBFY:DjCqTGag7S4:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=ZPhPPcmKBFY:DjCqTGag7S4:gIN9vFwOqvQ"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?i=ZPhPPcmKBFY:DjCqTGag7S4:gIN9vFwOqvQ" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=ZPhPPcmKBFY:DjCqTGag7S4:TzevzKxY174"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=TzevzKxY174" border="0"></img></a> </div>http://facebookstatus.blogspot.com/2010/05/funny-lost-facebook-status-updates.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6009489211351529830.post-5008604257138430658Mon, 03 May 2010 02:05:00 +00002010-05-02T22:05:18.845-04:00NewsKermit... too is being recalled by Toyota is thinking it's a good thing the car bomb in Times Square was in a Nissan Pathfinder...  Just imagine if it were in a Toyota... is rushing to KFC to get a Double Down Combo...  Fries, Drink and a Defibrilator. is spewing hot volcanic ashes is pissed at Jay Leno for taking his job. is status-free thinks it's a BIG F*#!'n deal! is not buying an iPad.  http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates/~3/b0wUMZBXJYM/funny-news-related-facebook-status.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mr. Lee)4<p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/T567-fXR2juOzuM-qOOYVZbIdUc/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/T567-fXR2juOzuM-qOOYVZbIdUc/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/T567-fXR2juOzuM-qOOYVZbIdUc/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/T567-fXR2juOzuM-qOOYVZbIdUc/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=b0wUMZBXJYM:WiMwkKJE5B0:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=b0wUMZBXJYM:WiMwkKJE5B0:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=b0wUMZBXJYM:WiMwkKJE5B0:F7zBnMyn0Lo"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?i=b0wUMZBXJYM:WiMwkKJE5B0:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=b0wUMZBXJYM:WiMwkKJE5B0:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?i=b0wUMZBXJYM:WiMwkKJE5B0:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=b0wUMZBXJYM:WiMwkKJE5B0:gIN9vFwOqvQ"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?i=b0wUMZBXJYM:WiMwkKJE5B0:gIN9vFwOqvQ" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=b0wUMZBXJYM:WiMwkKJE5B0:TzevzKxY174"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=TzevzKxY174" border="0"></img></a> </div>http://facebookstatus.blogspot.com/2010/05/funny-news-related-facebook-status.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6009489211351529830.post-692495558777158774Tue, 06 Apr 2010 11:30:00 +00002010-04-06T07:30:00.463-04:00Modern FamilyPhil... says what I was 11 years old. I hit ten straight fastballs in the batting cage, then my friend Jeff Sweeney took one in the groin. I yelled "ball two!" Everybody laughed. That's when I knew I was funny. says trust me, I had plenty of fun in my time. Then, I met my wife. says you never want your kids to see you scared. You want to be that rock that they grab a hold of in a stormy sea. http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates/~3/zX8dr8fDJnU/modern-family-based-funny-facebook.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mr. Lee)6<p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/aQawgzMJK_yNBHK21ADQdFRZj6U/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/aQawgzMJK_yNBHK21ADQdFRZj6U/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/aQawgzMJK_yNBHK21ADQdFRZj6U/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/aQawgzMJK_yNBHK21ADQdFRZj6U/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=zX8dr8fDJnU:t8PcoHk0_dw:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=zX8dr8fDJnU:t8PcoHk0_dw:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=zX8dr8fDJnU:t8PcoHk0_dw:F7zBnMyn0Lo"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?i=zX8dr8fDJnU:t8PcoHk0_dw:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=zX8dr8fDJnU:t8PcoHk0_dw:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?i=zX8dr8fDJnU:t8PcoHk0_dw:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=zX8dr8fDJnU:t8PcoHk0_dw:gIN9vFwOqvQ"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?i=zX8dr8fDJnU:t8PcoHk0_dw:gIN9vFwOqvQ" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=zX8dr8fDJnU:t8PcoHk0_dw:TzevzKxY174"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=TzevzKxY174" border="0"></img></a> </div>http://facebookstatus.blogspot.com/2010/04/modern-family-based-funny-facebook.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6009489211351529830.post-8257678301638465234Thu, 01 Apr 2010 03:36:00 +00002010-04-02T08:54:21.875-04:00April FoolsJOKER... For April fools day, I took my nephew to "Disneyland", but instead I really drove him to a burned-out warehouse. 'Oh, no,' I said. 'Disneyland burned down.' He cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good April Fools day joke. wants to remind you that everything is funny as long as it's not happening to you. is pleased to introduce you to baby Jacob, born today http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates/~3/C0Vx2KiTDTs/funny-april-fools-day-related-facebook.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mr. Lee)13<p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/6gFY1sPuSfSJHOx3Y0xDNdAChQE/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/6gFY1sPuSfSJHOx3Y0xDNdAChQE/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/6gFY1sPuSfSJHOx3Y0xDNdAChQE/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/6gFY1sPuSfSJHOx3Y0xDNdAChQE/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=C0Vx2KiTDTs:iSR-vF__Tl8:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=C0Vx2KiTDTs:iSR-vF__Tl8:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=C0Vx2KiTDTs:iSR-vF__Tl8:F7zBnMyn0Lo"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?i=C0Vx2KiTDTs:iSR-vF__Tl8:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=C0Vx2KiTDTs:iSR-vF__Tl8:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?i=C0Vx2KiTDTs:iSR-vF__Tl8:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=C0Vx2KiTDTs:iSR-vF__Tl8:gIN9vFwOqvQ"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?i=C0Vx2KiTDTs:iSR-vF__Tl8:gIN9vFwOqvQ" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=C0Vx2KiTDTs:iSR-vF__Tl8:TzevzKxY174"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=TzevzKxY174" border="0"></img></a> </div>http://facebookstatus.blogspot.com/2010/03/funny-april-fools-day-related-facebook.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6009489211351529830.post-1271638411706405571Sun, 28 Mar 2010 05:49:00 +00002010-03-28T01:49:09.579-04:00Earth HourAl Gore... has said it before. Earth Hour, Earth Hour and a Half, whatever it takes. is making smores during Earth Hour.  Did you know that smores are actually named after the arch-demon S'morax, Satan's top chef. In order to read without electricity during earth hour, I'm keeping this tire fire going all day. says no Earth Hour for me! I got my fill of pointless symbolic gestures by http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates/~3/ftobGAQ454g/funny-earth-hour-facebook-status.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mr. Lee)1<p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/lwVAHf17LHO1lJ1WANj89jpEPf8/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/lwVAHf17LHO1lJ1WANj89jpEPf8/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/lwVAHf17LHO1lJ1WANj89jpEPf8/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/lwVAHf17LHO1lJ1WANj89jpEPf8/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=ftobGAQ454g:KhQCrtdJSQQ:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=ftobGAQ454g:KhQCrtdJSQQ:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=ftobGAQ454g:KhQCrtdJSQQ:F7zBnMyn0Lo"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?i=ftobGAQ454g:KhQCrtdJSQQ:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=ftobGAQ454g:KhQCrtdJSQQ:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?i=ftobGAQ454g:KhQCrtdJSQQ:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=ftobGAQ454g:KhQCrtdJSQQ:gIN9vFwOqvQ"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?i=ftobGAQ454g:KhQCrtdJSQQ:gIN9vFwOqvQ" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?a=ftobGAQ454g:KhQCrtdJSQQ:TzevzKxY174"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheCollectionOfFunnyFacebookStatusUpdates?d=TzevzKxY174" border="0"></img></a> </div>http://facebookstatus.blogspot.com/2010/03/funny-earth-hour-facebook-status.html