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noreply@blogger.com (Siddhartha Ghai) — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 02:30:00 +0000

Rajnikant's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd.
No one fools Rajnikant.

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noreply@blogger.com (Siddhartha Ghai) — Fri, 18 Mar 2011 02:30:00 +0000

Rajnikant used to practice fighting on a wide plain plateau.
That place is today called the Grand Canyon.

Rajnikant PJ sms, Rajinikant one liner joke 47

noreply@blogger.com (Siddhartha Ghai) — Wed, 16 Mar 2011 02:30:00 +0000

Electric shock treatment was developed as a mild form of exposure to Rajnikant.
It caused extreme pain, but didn't kill.

Rajnikant PJ sms, Rajinikant one liner 47

noreply@blogger.com (Siddhartha Ghai) — Mon, 14 Mar 2011 02:30:00 +0000

When Rajnikant was young, he donated blood to a very weak boy.
That boy is today called "The Great Khali"

Rajnikant PJ sms 46, Rajnikant vs Satan

noreply@blogger.com (Siddhartha Ghai) — Sat, 12 Mar 2011 02:30:00 +0000

Satan dare not anger Rajnikant.

He knows Rajni's wrath is worse than hell itself.

Rajinikant joke sms PJ, Batman joke 44

noreply@blogger.com (Siddhartha Ghai) — Thu, 10 Mar 2011 02:30:00 +0000

You know why the Joker has those scars?
Rajnikant once said to him: Always keep smiling, or else . . .
and he did that to himself for dear life!!!

Rajnikant sms PJ 45, twilight sms joke

noreply@blogger.com (Siddhartha Ghai) — Tue, 08 Mar 2011 02:30:00 +0000

The Volturi exist 2 prevent Rajnikant knowing of vampires.

This has saved dem from extinction for da past 1500yrs.

Not much help once Rajnikant reads dis, though.

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noreply@blogger.com (Siddhartha Ghai) — Sun, 06 Mar 2011 02:30:00 +0000

Lex Luthor used to have hair.
Then he met Rajnikant, and they fell out of sheer terror.

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noreply@blogger.com (Siddhartha Ghai) — Fri, 04 Mar 2011 02:30:00 +0000

When the powerpuff girls were made, the chemical X was Rajnikant's sweat.

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noreply@blogger.com (Siddhartha Ghai) — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 02:30:00 +0000

The square root of Rajnikant is pain.
Do not try to square Rajnikant, the result is death.

Rajnikant sms PJ, Rajinikant one liner joke 40

noreply@blogger.com (Siddhartha Ghai) — Mon, 28 Feb 2011 02:30:00 +0000

Rajnikant got his driver's license at the age of 16 seconds.

Rajnikant sms PJ, Rajnikant fact, Rajinikant joke sms 39

noreply@blogger.com (Siddhartha Ghai) — Sat, 26 Feb 2011 02:30:00 +0000

Rajnikant can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass.

...

At night.

Rajnikant PJ one liner, Rajinikant joke sms 38

noreply@blogger.com (Siddhartha Ghai) — Tue, 22 Feb 2011 02:30:00 +0000

Rajnikant can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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noreply@blogger.com (Siddhartha Ghai) — Sun, 20 Feb 2011 02:30:00 +0000

Initially, Superman couldn't fly.
...
Then he met Rajnikant.
...
You see, fear gives you wings ! ! !

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noreply@blogger.com (Siddhartha Ghai) — Fri, 18 Feb 2011 02:30:00 +0000

To err is human,
To forgive, divine,
And
To perfect.................. Rajnikant.

Rajnikant PJ, Rajnikant joke, Rajnikant fact number 31

noreply@blogger.com (Siddhartha Ghai) — Wed, 16 Feb 2011 02:30:00 +0000

Rajnikant can leave messages before the beep.

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noreply@blogger.com (Siddhartha Ghai) — Mon, 14 Feb 2011 02:30:00 +0000

Rajnikant can play the violin

…

WITH A PIANO!

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noreply@blogger.com (Siddhartha Ghai) — Sat, 12 Feb 2011 02:30:00 +0000

Rajnikant did, in fact,

build Rome in a day.

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noreply@blogger.com (Siddhartha Ghai) — Thu, 10 Feb 2011 02:30:00 +0000

Rajnikant can strangle you with a cordless phone.

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noreply@blogger.com (Siddhartha Ghai) — Tue, 08 Feb 2011 02:30:00 +0000

Rajnikant can drown a fish.

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noreply@blogger.com (Siddhartha Ghai) — Sun, 06 Feb 2011 02:30:00 +0000

Rajnikant once kicked a horse on the chin.

Its descendents are today called giraffes.

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noreply@blogger.com (Siddhartha Ghai) — Fri, 04 Feb 2011 02:30:00 +0000

Rajnikant can speak braille.

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noreply@blogger.com (Siddhartha Ghai) — Wed, 02 Feb 2011 02:30:00 +0000

Once, an 11th-century English dictionary was found.

The word "victim" was looked up.

Victim: One who has encountered Rajnikant

Sms joke, mobile sms joke forward, funny joke sms

noreply@blogger.com (Siddhartha Ghai) — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 02:30:00 +0000

Hello,
this is your mobile phone.

Its nothing important.
I just wanted to come out of your pocket. The stench inside is unbearable.

Rajnikant Joke, Rajnikant PJ, Rajnikant sms 4

noreply@blogger.com (Siddhartha Ghai) — Mon, 31 Jan 2011 02:30:00 +0000

Rajnikant sneezed only once in his entire life.

That was when the tsunami hit.