tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-84409124316939493862024-10-06T20:03:20.240-07:00Cube Monkeys are disapparing at an alarming rate. Corporate mergers, downsizing, higher "productivity", mandatory overtime and a lack of vacation time or chances for advancement are slowly eroding their environment, often leaving them with nowhere to go. Here is the tale of one brave researcher's adventures in the corporate jungles of cubonia. This expose will remind you that Cubonia is OUR responsibility.Cam Solashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01005755560790957783noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8440912431693949386.post-74851228098830353632007-12-03T21:57:00.000-08:002007-12-03T22:00:38.324-08:00

Today I was taken to the desolate and arid side of cubonia, which is a mazelike, empty land. This area holds a place in tribal legend: The legend of Waah. The legend of Waah holds that this land was once fruitful and filled with cube monkeys, in older and happier days, but slowly they all disappeared, and with their leaving, the land became arid and desolate. This legend encompasses the idea

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I should note that while “asking” is important, it is only the gesture itself that has value. All decisions are made by those of the highest castes, who often utilize mystical visions of imaginary (the dead?) spirits to invoke their will. These spirits have a number of names, common ones being “SeeEehOh”, and “visseprezident”. They will claim to have talked to various unseen forces and have been

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In the rare bits of previous research I have been able to dig up for this insular breed, I had discovered that they had rudimentary language skills, but was frankly amazed at the complexity of both culture and language. While each caste of the tribe speaks a common form of cuboneese, each caste has also developed it's own personal dialect. I believe that the dialects are part of the foundation of

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Week 1:I have arrived in cubonia today in order to closely study a dwindling tribe of cube monkeys in their shrinking and endangered habitat.I have been assigned a guide by the tribe, the lovely Zena, whom they call "Reesepchuness". I am told that, loosely translated this term means both "polite guard" and "getter of things". Apparently cube monkeys operate on a caste system, or at least, a

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