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Petrified locals in the Argentine town of General Guemes are living in fear inside their homes at night after a string of sightings involving a mysterious and highly freaky ‘creature’ resembling a gnome.

 ”No joke” : Local teenager Jose Alvarez filmed the “gnome” on his phone when he was hanging with his friends in a poorly lit street in the town. He said that it wears a pointy hat and walks sideways like a crab.

“Suddenly we heard something - a weird noise as if someone was throwing stones,” Mr Alvarez was quoted in London’s Sun Newspaper.

“We looked to one side and saw that the grass was moving.

“To begin with we thought it was a dog but when we saw this gnome-like figure begin to emerge we were really afraid.”

Interestingly, the video cuts as soon as the teens let out a deep shreak when realizing what they are seeing. The report appearing in the Sun newspaper does not stipulate what the teens did in the aftermath.

See the freaky video here

 I was wondering what Danny Devito was doing with himself these days…..

New Scientist magazine wrote last month that 2008 could be “year zero” for the time travell, just maybe they were right. Either that or someone in Finland took the concept of better late than never to an extreme.

Apparently someone, or something, in the city of Vantaa in southern Finland has returned a 1902 borrowed copy of a volume of a religious monthly called Vartija, an article that had been on loan for at least 100 years, reports.

“We are unclear when exactly it was borrowed and who returned it. There weren’t any documents with it,” librarian Minna Saastamoinen told Reuters.

“There is an old note attached to the book which says there is a fine of 10 pennies a week for late returns,” she added.

The library sticker inside the cover, and the old-fashioned handwriting on it, showed the book was last officially loaned out at the beginning of the last century, she said.

Finland is known for a comprehensive library network with more than 900 libraries for its 5.3 million inhabitants. In 2006, each Finn on average visited a library 11 times and borrowed nearly 20 books.

The periodical was borrowed such a long time ago that the Korso branch of the Vantaa library, where the tome was finally handed in, did not even exist when the book was borrowed.

Only in Finland.

A Weapon of Mass Destruction has been found in Iraq, its fukin Chuck Norris, that’s what.

The fly kicking superstar of Walker Texas Ranger and Missing in Action and intended Mike Huckabee US Secretary of Defence has become a icon of the Iraq War for US service men and women.

With a lack of desire for bad news from the Iraq conflict by the American public, our friends at Reuters news decided to visit a cardboard shrine for Chuck at a helicopter landing base.

The actor has visited Iraq several times and was made an honorary Marine last year. Some 20 U.S. military personnel and support staff spoken to by Reuters could recite at least one Norris “fact”, despite many having not visited the Web site.

U.S. troops in Iraq say his support for them and Norris’ invincible image has made him their idol and insist the exaggerated and satirical claims are not meant to mock him.

“The jokes all add to his legend. They’re not derogatory. He’s an icon,” said Sergeant Joe Lindsay at a base in Falluja in Iraq’s Western Anbar province, which Norris has visited.

AN IRAQI NORRIS

Bearded and muscled, Norris shot to fame fighting kung fu legend Bruce Lee in the 1972 film The Way of the Dragon, and later films show him devastating groups of men with one kick.

“Norris visited Iraq when violence was its worst and other celebrities were skittish. He’s one of the guys,” U.S. military public affairs officer Specialist Mark Braden said in Baghdad.

“The Marines love him. He’s like a mythical legend,” Staff Sergeant Amy Forsythe in Falluja said.

Other Chuck Norris facts thanks to chucknorrisfacts.com

Idiocracy: Father let’s kids hang out car window at 100 miles an hour.

Moma Mia!: Footballing priest sent off in tournament for throwing shirt at the referee.

Dead Alive: Couple turn up at own death news conference in a van, and alive in it.

Firefighter ____ dog, you fill in the blanks.

Siberian jail beauty pageant, no salt mines here, 1st prize is fast track to parol.

Drugs in water cause fish to change sex.

Crazy video: Streakers at the Horse Races.

“You’ve been a bad little boy”

Ahh yes, corporal punishment, the corner stone of any half decent educational institution.

And for one lucky young man and good spanking was just what mother ordered indeed.

It was half way through a drama lesson for the kids at upper-middle class Arnold High School in Nottingham, England. It was almost lunch time.

A mother for one of the students had organized a 16th “birthday surprise” for her son, and requested for it (a gorillagram) to be filmed so the family could enjoy the youths reaction. How sweet.

What could be better than an underpaid college student in a gorilla suit singing your son happy birthday?

The Daily Mail has an eyewitness account:

“The teacher suddenly announced: ‘Something is about to happen’.

Then a woman in a very short skirt walked in dressed as a copper.

“She asked the lad to stand up, which he did, and told him he had been a very naughty boy because he hadn’t been doing his homework.

“Then she put on some Britney Spears music and got out a collar and led from her bag and told him to put them on.

“No one could believe it. Next she ordered him to get on all fours, led him around the classroom and hit him 16 times - one for each year - on the bottom with her whip.

“Then she took off some clothes until she was down to her bra and pants, pulled out some cream, put it on her buttocks and told him to rub it in.

“To be fair to the teacher, you could tell she was just stunned - and when

the cream came out she told the stripper: ‘That’s it. That’s enough’.”

The teenager said the boy ran out of the classroom while the stripper calmly packed her bag and left.

“Everyone was in a state of shock,” added the source.

“Apparently the boy’s mum arranged the whole thing. But all she wanted to do was embarrass him with a little bit of fun.

“She thought she had booked something like a gorilla to chase him around the classroom. She certainly didn’t expect anything like this.

“Apparently minutes before the stripper turned up the mum told the teacher something was going to happen and gave her a camera to film it all.”

A spokesman for the school would only say yesterday: “There was an incident, we are aware of it, and it is being dealt with.”

Best 16th Birthday ever. The young lad was last seen running off to the boys toilets, for what exactly we can only speculate.