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	<title>The Cubs Brickyard - Chicago Cubs Jokes, Sports Parody News, and Blog</title>
	
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		<title>Matt Holliday Unsuccessfully Tries to Catch Remote with Groin</title>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[(St. Louis, MO) - The 2009 baseball season is finally behind us, the playoffs and World Series having concluded this week. This year&#8217;s effort was full of tremendous plays and indelible memories. For Cubs and Cardinals fans alike, one such memory, imprinted on our brains, is the picture of Cardinals outfielder Matt Holiday dropping a [...]<br/>
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		<title>Cedric Benson Really Shows Bears - That He Was a Lazy Douche in Chicago</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 11:55:07 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[(Cincinnati, OH) - As his new team, the surprising Cincinnati Bengals, jumped all over his old team in a 45-10 drubbing, running back Cedric Benson could only smile.
It had been a long road for the formerly troubled back out of Texas. Drafted in the first round with lofty expectations, Benson was never able to put [...]<br/>
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		<title>Michael Jordan Spends 35 Minutes Explaining to Grocery Clerk Why He Wouldn’t Want to be Him</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 00:35:48 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[(Chicago, IL) - Chicago Bulls fans will always remember Michael Jordan as the greatest basketball player of all time. In fact, most basketball fans will remember him that way.
That&#8217;s particularly true after Michael Jordan&#8217;s perplexing and self-aggrandizing Hall of Fame induction speech last month. For more than a dozen rambling, pomp-filled minutes, Jordan reminded all [...]<br/>
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		<title>Jim Hendry: I Knew I Shouldn’t Have Ordered All That Champagne</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 21:55:43 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[(Chicago, IL) - Well, it happened. It was unexpected, and it took a long time to become official, but it happened just the same.
The Chicago Cubs have been eliminated from 2009 playoff contention.
The players are doing their best to take it in stride, but there is obvious disappointment. And Cubs fans are understandably crushed. But [...]<br/>
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		<title>Milton Bradley “So Sorry” for Upstaging Taylor Swift</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 01:16:08 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[(New York, NY) - The MTV Video Music Awards are always a place for excitement. Whether it is beautiful pop stars or elegant movie stars, the event always brings out the glamorous elite.
But Major League Baseball players?
Typically no. But this year&#8217;s even was full of surprises.Early in the evening, the award for best female performance [...]<br/>
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		<title>Alfonso Soriano to Have Knee Surgery, Preemptive Hip Replacement</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2009 17:07:01 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[(Chicago, IL) - It&#8217;s been a long, painful season in Chicago for the hometown Cubs. And the pain is as much literal as it is figurative.
Namely, the pain in outfielder Alfonso Soriano&#8217;s knee has forced the Cubs to shut him down, possibly for the year. Soon, Soriano will undergo knee surgery to determine the source [...]<br/>
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		<title>Milton Bradley Pulls Race Card, Gives it to Lou Piniella</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 02:23:16 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[(Chicago, IL) - As the Chicago Cubs continue to fade down the stretch, fans continue to voice their displeasure with the team&#8217;s poor performance. Boos rain down like so many hurtful rain drops.
But one Cub says he&#8217;s been feeling the wrath of fans more than anyone else.
Outfielder Milton Bradley has struggled to adjust to Wrigley [...]<br/>
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		<title>Piniella on Switch to Marmol as Closer: Kevin Gregg Blew the Game Too Quickly</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 00:51:46 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[(San Diego, CA) - The Chicago Cubs are reeling, and the depths of the darkness seem to know no bounds. Last night, the Cubs took a 1-0 lead into the 9th inning, only to have closer Kevin Gregg give up an unbelievable four runs in the bottom of the frame.
Although it probably isn&#8217;t enough to [...]<br/>
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		<title>Aaron Miles is Clearly Very Important, Wears Bluetooth Headset Everywhere</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 01:44:31 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[(Denver, Colorado) - The Chicago Cubs are struggling through a tough stretch that has seen them fall out of first place in the National League Central. Perhaps coincidentally, the tough stretch has seen the return of injured middle infielder Aaron Miles.
Miles, who hasn&#8217;t played particularly well this year, his first with the Cubs, is trying [...]<br/>
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		<title>Jake Peavy Accepts Trade to White Sox, Reluctantly Agrees to Requisite Lobotomy</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2009 15:05:53 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[(Chicago, IL) - The Major League Baseball trade deadline has come and gone, and the most shocking move of all was the trade of San Diego Padres ace Jake Peavy to the Chicago White Sox.
It was shocking not only because rumors of a trade involving Peavy - who is currently injured - had died down [...]<br/>
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