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		<title>Teammates Can’t Get Enough of Chris Volstad’s Fantasy Football Stories</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Sep 2012 18:15:31 +0000</pubDate>
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				<content:encoded><![CDATA[(Chicago, IL) &#8211; Fantasy football season has arrived, and no one coule be more excited about it than Chicago Cubs pitcher Chris Volstad, who proudly competes in as many as six fantasy leagues in a given season, &#8220;depending on how many people want to have their [behinds] beat.&#8221; Well, no one could be more excited [...]<br/>
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		<title>Baltimore Orioles Make Unsuccessful Offer to Peyton Manning</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Mar 2012 22:43:55 +0000</pubDate>
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				<content:encoded><![CDATA[(Baltimore, MD) &#8211; It&#8217;s been a rough offseason for the Baltimore Orioles. Scratch that. It&#8217;s been a rough few years for the Baltimore Orioles. Correction. It&#8217;s been a rough decade for the Baltimore Orioles. After fighting their way to the basement of the brutal AL East, the franchise repeatedly finds itself un-chosen by the very [...]<br/>
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		<title>Jim Hendry Joins New York Yankees, Hands Out No-Trade Clauses Like So Many Pieces of Candy</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 00:53:57 +0000</pubDate>
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				<content:encoded><![CDATA[(New York, NY) &#8211; It he&#8217;s looking to keep his players around, New York Yankees&#8217; General Manager Brian Cashman will have some help this season. Yesterday, the Yankees hired former Chicago Cubs General Manager Jim Hendry as a Special Assistant. This morning, Hendry was already hard at work. Hendry, 56, has always been known as [...]<br/>
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		<title>Cubs Just Glad Mike Quade Can’t Hurt Them Anymore</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Oct 2011 17:49:42 +0000</pubDate>
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				<content:encoded><![CDATA[(Chicago, IL) &#8211; The 2011 Chicago Cubs were many things, but successful wasn&#8217;t one of those things. There is, of course, plenty of blame to go around, between players and the front office. But many fans point the finger squarely at rookie manager, Mike Quade. And the team agrees. &#8220;We didn&#8217;t do a lot right [...]<br/>
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		<title>Pirates Keep Telling Marlon Byrd: “You Don’t Play for Us”</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Aug 2011 17:47:39 +0000</pubDate>
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				<content:encoded><![CDATA[(Pittsburgh, PA) &#8211; The 2011 season has been anything but successful for the Chicago Cubs. Terrible play on the field, distractions off the field, and a front office that doesn&#8217;t seem to know the best direction for the club have all conspired to derail any meaningful progress. And, to make matters worse, the trade deadline [...]<br/>
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		<title>Carlos Zambrano Breaks Bat, Tony Campana Over Knee</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jun 2011 13:46:17 +0000</pubDate>
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				<content:encoded><![CDATA[(Chicago, IL) &#8211; It&#8217;s been a frustrating year in Chicago. The Cubs have been under .500 for most of the season, and, with a rampant injury problem, the future doesn&#8217;t look much brighter. Things came to a head last night against the Houston Astros, a team the Cubs should be taking behind the woodshed. After [...]<br/>
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		<title>Geovany Soto Bit By Dreaded ‘Redbook’ Curse</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 May 2011 19:14:21 +0000</pubDate>
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				<content:encoded><![CDATA[(Chicago, IL) &#8211; The Chicago Cubs are mired in an early season slump, and there doesn&#8217;t appear to be much help coming from outside sources. No, we don&#8217;t mean a surprise signing or early-season trade. We mean from the supernatural forces associated with magazine curses. First, it was phenom shortstop Starlin Castro, after appearing on [...]<br/>
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		<title>Carlos Silva Found Scratching at Wrigley’s Back Door</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Apr 2011 14:51:09 +0000</pubDate>
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				<content:encoded><![CDATA[(Chicago, IL) &#8211; As the Chicago Cubs continue their first road trip of the season, it seems the team may have left some unfinished business at home. Recently released pitcher Carlos Silva was discovered by officials from the Chicago Animal Shelter Alliance late Friday night. A representative described Silva as &#8220;an emaciated (for him) 270 pounds, scratching and pulling [...]<br/>
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		<title>Starlin Castro Scuttles “Saturday” Plans After Rebecca Black Fiasco</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Mar 2011 20:45:22 +0000</pubDate>
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				<content:encoded><![CDATA[(Mesa, AZ) &#8211; Spring has gone along well enough for the Chicago Cubs. Although they sport a losing record, individual players feel good about where they stand, and most are optimistic heading into the final two weeks of Spring Training. None has fared better than young shortstop Starlin Castro, who is hitting .410 with three [...]<br/>
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		<title>Carlos Marmol Fight Imminent</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Mar 2011 20:30:31 +0000</pubDate>
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				<content:encoded><![CDATA[(Mesa, AZ) &#8211; It&#8217;s been a rough first week of Spring Training action for the Chicago Cubs. Poor offense, weak pitching, and miserable defense have conspired to leave the Cubs not only with a losing record, but also with an extremely frustrated manager. The low point happened just after the first inning of Wednesday&#8217;s game [...]<br/>
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