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		<title>Celebrity Deaths Clearly Taking Toll on Milton Bradley</title>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[(Chicago, IL) - Last week will forever been known as the week that so many celebrities passed away. Michael Jackson, Farah Fawcett, Ed McMahon, and Billy Mays all left us. And no one is hurting more than Chicago Cubs outfielder Milton Bradley.
Bradley had a difficult week, getting into a fiery argument with manager Lou Piniella, [...]<br/>
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		<title>Chicago Cubs: “Actually, we were scouting Pedro’s midget friend”</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 12:36:15 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[(Santa Louisa, D.R.) - This Major League Baseball season has been unusual in a number of regards, but one notable oddity is the number of players that remain unsigned, even as we approach July.
One such player still looking for a job is former Cy Young winner and superstar pitcher Pedro Martinez. Recently, several teams headed [...]<br/>
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		<title>Paparazzi Catch Ted Lilly on the Town with New Girlfriend</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 02:39:59 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[(Chicago, IL) - The Chicago Cubs are mired in an offensive slump, and a terrible month overall. Still, the starting pitching has remained excellent - the best in baseball for quite a stretch.
The shining star of the group is left-hander Ted Lilly, who has brought his ERA all the way under three. Lilly has always [...]<br/>
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		<title>Jake Fox: “Oh, the Cubs have offensive woes? I couldn’t tell from all the way here in Iowa.”</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 00:38:35 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[(Houston, TX) - Another day, another pathetic offensive showing by the Chicago Cubs.
After back to back 2-1 losses to the hapless Houston Astros, and a stretch of offensive misery before that, the Cubs are looking for answers, and largely coming up empty. And when they look for help in their farm system, all they get [...]<br/>
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		<title>Jim Hendry: Euthanizing Milton Bradley “Easiest Decision I Ever Made”</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 11:54:47 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[(Chicago, IL) - Sometimes, it&#8217;s just time.
This week, Chicago Cubs outfielder Milton Bradley suffered another injury, adding to a list of dozens that stretch over his damaged career. It has become very difficult to watch.
That&#8217;s why Cubs General Manager Jim Hendry had to make a decision - one that probably should have been very difficult. [...]<br/>
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		<title>Cubs Dugout Gatorade Machine: I Never Should Have Slept With Zambrano’s Wife</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 00:55:24 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[(Chicago, IL) - In just three days, the Chicago Cubs dugout has seen its share of tantrums. On Monday, it was starting pitcher Ryan Dempster who blew up after a poor performance and took it out on various dugout equipment, including the team&#8217;s Gatorade machine.
It seemed an isolated, and random attack until earlier today, when [...]<br/>
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		<title>Kosuke Fukudome Claims He Didn’t Even Notice Jessica Biel Had a Nude Scene in ‘Powder Blue’</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2009 11:33:34 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[(St. Louis, MO) - The Chicago Cubs are in St. Louis to take on the Cardinals, and are already down a game in the series. So you would think their focus would be straight on the opponent.
But one Cub appears to be letting his mind wander. Soon after the Cubs were shut out by Joel [...]<br/>
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		<title>Aramis Ramirez’s Shoulder Relocates to Chase Utley</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2009 11:35:29 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[(Chicago, IL) - Chicago Cubs fans have been lamenting injuries all season, and none moreso than the injury to star third baseman Aramis Ramirez. While diving to stop a Ryan Braun hit, Ramirez landed awkwardly and dislocated his left shoulder.
But where did his shoulder re-locate to?

One would assume that when a shoulder dislocates, it merely [...]<br/>
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		<title>Teammates Finding It Increasingly Difficult to Ignore Carlos Zambrano’s Swine Flu Mask</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 00:27:05 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[(Chicago, IL) - The nation is awash in fear. The H1N1 virus, commonly known as the &#8220;swine flu,&#8221; is spreading around the globe, fanning concerns that it will lead to another pandemic.
No community is insulated completely from the threat and the associated fear - including the Chicago Cubs community. And it&#8217;s hit some folks harder [...]<br/>
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		<title>Cubs Fans Lament 85 Losses in the First Three Weeks of the Season</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 11:08:03 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[(Chicago, IL) - It has been a tough start to the 2009 season for the Chicago Cubs, capped off by a crushing 10-0 defeat at the hands of the Arizona Diamondbacks yesterday.
The Cubs were not only the favorite to win the National League Central this year, but also the entire National League. But after their [...]<br/>
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