The Curse of DumbBaby 啞寶貝

Wave ալիք

2012-08-17T19:24:00.001+10:00

Those Things те вещи,

2012-07-19T00:55:00.001+10:00

False Start شروع غلط - DumbBaby

2012-07-06T16:49:00.003+10:00

Keep Up - Will Fye (Produced by dumbbaby)

2012-05-01T02:04:00.000+10:00

Blue Whale

2012-04-18T00:22:00.001+10:00

I got sad like suicidal gin
I got confusion like smooth Braille
I got hate like a homocidal vegan
I got direction like a clipper without sails

They got happy like pink champagne
They got clarity like an eagle with glasses
They got love like Jesus at Christmas
They got contentment like a pass mark fail

Give us all drugs that mimic reward
Deliver us from satisfaction and self preservation
Talk to all strangers until they’re familiar

Submerge in black bile and turn blue as the whale

drape

2012-04-14T02:20:00.000+10:00

dear tipsy topsy simian
drape yourself in shine
give love until your soul cracks
this is a happy day

dear messy stressy dilettante
do whatever you feel is best
wanderlust is natural selection
you'll end up where you finish

dear overwrought sense of self
ignore all incoming calls
consume all things like a westerner
make room for those with volume

dear niggling sense of need
be quiet and go to sleep
have one more and then call it quits
leave life for for the heaving conscious masses

:)

Do it or Die! - DumbBaby

2012-03-08T14:50:00.002+11:00

29 Years Old and fuck everyone - DumbBaby

2012-03-07T01:47:00.000+11:00

Kissing Barbies - DumbBaby

2012-02-08T16:31:00.001+11:00

This beat is for sale. Hit us up to buy.

Suicidal Thoughts+Hellrazor_Moneyjam4 - Tupac+Biggie_DumbBaby

2012-02-02T12:52:00.000+11:00

Kamau Kambons Most Excellent Speach!

2012-01-11T22:47:00.001+11:00

Made by Kamau Kambon Klan. Music by dumbbaby. Sorry about the evil!

NoApologies_Xanax+GrapefruitJuice - Eminem_DumbBaby

2011-11-24T01:33:00.000+11:00

NoApologies_Xanax+GrapefruitJuice - Eminem_DumbBaby by NymphiaViolet

Lana Del Ray - KindaOuttaLuck! DumbBaby Emix

2011-11-12T02:51:00.002+11:00

KindaOuttaLuck - Lana Del Ray_DumbBaby Emix by NymphiaViolet

DumbBaby and Friends!

2011-11-07T23:52:00.000+11:00

DumbBaby & Friends by NymphiaViolet

I think theres someone coming...

2011-08-14T02:20:00.001+10:00

01 - I think theres someone coming by DumbBaby

Theyre rallying

Every day theres more people in the valley where

The havenots wish for more and

They see the rich looking down from the summit

Both sides know the others have got something they don’t

And they want it

I think theres someone coming…

Its sounding like theyre running, the footsteps are getting louder

Theyre gonna take the mountain

I think theres someone coming

They march onwards and upwards

With hammers and sickles and weapons they found on the floor

They sing songs of liberation and freedom

You’ll only be free when they kick down the door

I think theres someone coming…

The Dalai Llama would give a hungry man

The food off his plate

He wouldn’t hesitate

He’d go without no doubt

But he’s on his way out

And everyone else is getting hungry

We’re all not as strong as he

Would you or I give a hungry man the food off our plates

Would we hesitate or would we go without

I know Ive got my doubts

Everyones getting hungry I can hear stomachs rumbling

I think theres someone coming

No need to be frightened but get inside your house

Because I think theres someone coming…

myownuniverse

2011-08-12T02:12:00.001+10:00

05 - myownuniverse by DumbBaby

In my own universe everything just is
There’s no god of empty spaces
Just lots of places that you’ve never been

‘Something was wrong’
He said
‘It shouldn’t take this long’
He put his head in his hands and moved on

In my own universe everyman and his dog was god
They all took turns to rule
Wise men posed as fools
And everyone just got on

‘Something was wrong’
He said
‘It shouldn’t take this long’
He put his head in his hands and moved on

It means a lot to me
The land, the sky, the sea,
The sunshine
But that’s the way it seems to be you can’t reverse entropy
And now I’m blue as the sky

‘But there’s nothing wrong, don’t be sad
It was still the best dream we ever had
One day we’ll remember what it was about again

moneyjam1 - dumbbaby

2011-07-29T00:39:00.000+10:00

Light a Lamp

2011-07-09T20:13:00.002+10:00

DumbBaby Promo Slogo Hoes

2011-07-08T14:13:00.000+10:00

Introspectives: restless farewell

2011-07-07T00:08:00.000+10:00

Introspectives: restless farewell: "Oh all the money that in my whole life I did spend, Be it mine right or wrongfully, I let it slip gladly past the hands of my friends To tie..."

Teasing BiPolar Bears

2011-07-05T00:38:00.000+10:00

04 -Teasing Bi-polar Bears by DumbBaby

I want the whole world to remember me
I want to leave a legacy
I want them to cry when they bury me
I want beautiful women jumping on the casket , asking it why I had to die

If you follow me…

And it probably won’t happen will it?
But my cup was half empty and I thought I should fill it
By the by, I’m at the zoo by the bi polar bears teasing them
Waiting for them to attack
And that black dog’s back

I’m just trying to get a little bit higher
Why are you
Keeping me down with these bloodhounds?

Maybe they can smell fear
But I don’t have any
Anyway
I’m too high for you
I keep my head in the clouds

Everyone’s excited about tomorrow
Today was here today but it didn’t raise an eyebrow
And yesterday was more boring than boredom
I’d tell you not to buy what they were selling
But I already saw the things they were selling
And I bought them

Victory Anxiety

2011-07-01T01:22:00.002+10:00

From 9 DumbBeats instrumental Ep.

DumbBaby owns this beat like a bitch. If you would like to buy it, including all publishing rights, hit us up at dumbbaby@rocketmail.com

2011-06-28T00:15:00.001+10:00

10 Poems Written in an Office

1    Slow day
2    I’m a dirty desk whore
3    She sits across from me
4    One day I will get found out
5    I hate that laugh
6    Poker Face
7    What is wrong with people?
8    Little shiny circles with numbers on them
9    I will wait (I’m a follower)
10    And he lost the plot

Slow day

Looking out the window
Skyscrapers scrape the sky

Looking back at my computer
Because I have to
God knows why

Looking at my watch
Time is flying by
Slow as a virgin moves his hand up his first date’s thigh

I’m a dirty desk whore

I’m at work and I’m bored
I’m sucking off pens and highlighters
I’m a dirty desk whore
I’m going down on the typewriter

No STD’s
Just carpal tunnel syndrome
Addicted to tea and coffee
Instead of crack and heroin

It’s still soul destroying
And I can’t do it forever
At least sex workers get paid more
And their drugs are better…

She sits across from me

She sits across from me
Our eyes do that old-fashioned slow dance of avoidance
There is an awkward guilt
We once did something we shouldn’t have

We don’t talk
Words are a bad idea
And won’t achieve anything
Silence is more honest for now

No words but
I can hear her humming
A pretty sound
But I don’t want to hear it

A few more hours
And I can leave work
I’m waiting for 5 o’clock
Like born-again Christians wait for the rapture

One day I will get found out

Office work is like
A constant battle
To pretend that
The pieces of paper that you shuffle
Are important.

One day I will get found out
And the gig will be up.
My downfall grows nearer every day.
There is already suspicion in the air.
I need to learn to play the game better
To bluff and play my hand properly.

Perhaps I should stop writing procrastinating verses
And start rearranging the paper
On my desk?

Or not.

I think not.


I hate that laugh

Would you please, please shut up?

I hate that fucking laugh, woman.

Your nervous, nasal braying
Is betraying you!

I hear the desperation and madness in your chuckle.

So for your own good you might as well

Shut up.

Poker Face

All I have is what I’ve been given

I’ve been given plenty but
Today I’ve been driven

To abject boredom
By the prison..

Ugh, I mean the office
That I work in

They give me paper and raw data
To transpose to different mediums
I try to care
But I can’t bear it
Ugh, The tyranny of tedium

Even as I write this I’m boring myself
So I apologise in advance

At least these verses
Written in stealth

Give my poker face
A gamblers chance.

What is wrong with people?

What is wrong with people?
That’s not rhetorical.
I want an answer.

If I pick the three nearest people
To my person
I’ll get the answer faster.

There’s a 33 year old woman
Married to a man she doesn’t love.

There’s a slightly younger female
Who never talks and
Has a nervous laugh.

There’s a middle-aged manager
Who spends the entire day
Reading the news.

And periodically ventures out of his office
To share his freshly stolen views.

What is wrong with people?
There’s no answer that’s sufficient.

What isn’t wrong with people?
My next schadenfreudian fact-finding mission.

Little shiny circles with numbers on them

Coins, coins, coins are just

Little shiny circles with numbers on them
Different colours and weights and
Pictures on them

Trying their best not to look smug

It’s funny

Little bits of metal
When put together
In suitable arrangements

Can buy everything but love

And sometimes even that
If you’re in the wrong place at the right time!

I found a dollar coin down the back of my lounge
One Sunday afternoon when I was cleaning
I put it in the cup that houses all my loose change

When the cup is full I will go to the bank
and exchange the coins for some notes

The dollar that I found will be part of something bigger now
But only when I buy a new TV or stereo or IPod…
Only then
Will that dollar have realised its destiny

I will wait (I’m a follower)

I know there is somewhere else
Where I should be

I know this because
Unquestionably

The place where I exist presently
Does not particularly appeal to me

Although perhaps one day, maybe
The place I am in will grow to be

Precisely the place I want to be
The idea’s both fanciful and lazy

But I’ll close my eyes and see
I will wait, that’s my strategy

I will wait by going nowhere
Indefinitely

I’m a follower you see.

And he lost the plot

He says
‘I’m very easily led’
In a way that would lead you to believe that he isn’t
Although he actually is

Funnily enough he actually is

‘Free I am and free you aren’t
All the things I do you cant
Where you end is where I start
Lament on this if you will’

He heard this voice in his head all the time
And he never found out who it was
And it weighed so heavy on his mind
That his mind collapsed and he lost the plot

But everyone else would be alright

Just get up when you hear the alarm

Bringggggggggg!

Rise and shine

All those dirty things you own, that hide in dark corners, take them out and then

Rise and shine

All those things you hide when the company arrives
Dust them off and

Rise and shine

Or prepare for decline

By dumbbaby

2011-06-24T01:41:00.000+10:00

fuck her silly

2011-06-22T21:25:00.000+10:00

All these dudes in the kitchen really bore me

I need to find a girl to fork me

I’ll spoon her

I’ll suck her filly

Get it?

Nah, you didn’t

But I want to smoke her J until its finished