The CyberSpaceKing© Blog

It's so easy...

noreply@blogger.com (CyberSpaceKing©) — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 23:43:00 +0000

Greetings from the CyberSpaceKing©, worship me in your own way, pay tribute by sending cash. It's such a simple concept but it could change the world. Why struggle with old outdated religions that just cause confusion and arguments amongst people? If everyone abandons their existing religions and worship the CyberSpaceKing© instead... then the world will be a much better place. It's so easy to worship the CyberSpaceKIng©, just worship me in your own way, spend as little or as much time worshiping me as you like. Theres no difficult texts to learn no rituals to attend, just pay tribute by sending cash.

the CyberSpaceKing© concept

noreply@blogger.com (CyberSpaceKing©) — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 01:37:00 +0000

When you worship the CyberSpaceKing© you will be amazed at how easy it is. There are no awkward rituals to attend no arcane texts to memorize and all your sins will be absolved if you simply worship me and pay tribute by sending cash.
It's so easy everyone should do it.
Why not introduce this new religion to your family and friends today.

Remember it's not important how much money you choose to donate as long as you pay tribute and tell your family and friends to do the same.
Worship the CyberSpaceKing© and pay tribute by sending cash, that's all we ask.

Religion is a matter of faith and the gospel should be spread by word of mouth so don't forget to worship the CyberSpaceKing© and continue to proselytize to friends and family. This religion will only work if everyone agrees, all denominations and all faiths must unite to insure our success.

Worship the CyberSapecKing©

noreply@blogger.com (CyberSpaceKing©) — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 05:09:00 +0000

In this modern age of convenience are you wasting your time with a religion that is complicated, antiquated, difficult to follow and even more difficult to explain and justify to non-believers?

Why not simplify your life by worshiping the CyberspaceKing©?

The CyberSpaceKing© will never tell you how to worship or how much to contribute, you will never have to learn any ancient texts, practice any rituals or attend any church.
It's the easiest religion ever ... just worship The CyberSpaceKing© and pay tribute by sending cash.

The CyberSpaceKing©'s not-so -secret society.

noreply@blogger.com (CyberSpaceKing©) — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 23:44:00 +0000

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Worship the CyberSpaceKing©, unlike other religions or secret societies you don't need to keep it a secret, nobody gets special consideration, no awkward rituals to attend, no special rules or text to memorize. You don't even need to be rich and influential to join.
All you have to do is worship the CyberSpaceKing© and pay tribute by sending cash.

It's the newest, easiest and most guilt free religion available , try it today.

Test your faith.

noreply@blogger.com (CyberSpaceKing©) — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 04:29:00 +0000

Truly religion must remain the individuals choice but why not test your faith by giving the CyberSpaceKing a try?
Start by worshiping the CyberSpaceKing then pay tribute by sending cash. It's just that easy.
In no time at all you will soon see, worshiping the CyberSpaceKing© is way easier than worshiping any other God.
Why not give it a try today?

Your sins are fallacious.

noreply@blogger.com (CyberSpaceKing©) — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 04:26:00 +0000

The CyberSpaceKing© thinks you should already know the difference between right and wrong. Thats why we dont have a whole lot of fancy rules or rituals. The CyberSpaceKing© thinks you should express yourself in your own way, all you really have to do do is worship the CyberSpaceKing© and pay tribute by sending cash. Thats why worshiping the CyberSpaceKing© is fun and easy. Maybe its time you re-examine your current religion. Unless you worship the CyberSpaceKing you may be under the false impression that you have sinned.

A great new religion.

noreply@blogger.com (CyberSpaceKing©) — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 03:25:00 +0000

The CyberSpaceKing's brand of religion is fast and easy. No longer do religious minded zealots need worry about the devotion of others. Everybody gets to worship in their own unique way, there are no special rules or rituals to follow, just worship the CyberSpaceKing in your own way and pay tribute by sending cash.

It's about time for the competing world religions to step aside. The CyberSpaceKing offers a safer and easier alternative to traditional religions.

Worship me, pay tribute.

noreply@blogger.com (CyberSpaceKing©) — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 03:23:00 +0000

The heavy burden of divinity is very difficult to bear sometimes. Only very special individuals are able to deal with the pressures associated with godhood.

The CyberSpaceKing is just such an individual, ready willing and able to accept your worship. Don't forget to pay tribute. We accept your donations at the CyberSpaceKings home page;

www.CyberSpaceKing.com

Essential and Divine

noreply@blogger.com (CyberSpaceKing©) — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 03:19:00 +0000

Divinity, it's a big job but somebody has to do it. People think that just because I constantly ask my followers to send cash that I'm only in it for the money. Nothing could be further from the truth. I am "in it" for the good of mankind. This kind of selflessnes is what makes me divine. Woship me by sending cash.

Blasphemy? No problem.

noreply@blogger.com (CyberSpaceKing©) — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 00:02:00 +0000

Blasphemy! Yes blasphemy is not a concern when you worship the CyberSpaceKing. We don't trouble ourselves with such petty concepts. Worshiping the CyberSpaceKing is easy. There's no difficult text or rituals to learn. We have no real rules at all, just worship the CyberSpaceKing and pay tribute by sending cash.

Greetings from the CyberSpaceKing©

noreply@blogger.com (CyberSpaceKing©) — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 01:15:00 +0000

Sure other religions have thousands of years of tradition and millions of followers but that is their greatest weakness. This is the best part about worshiping the CyberSpaceKing. No longer will you need to memorize ancient texts or learn difficult rituals.

With our bold new religion, you take the drivers seat, you decide how seriously devoted you need to be, you decide how often to pray and you decide what kind of rules you should live by. It's up to you how much you want to devote yourself to your new religion, all we require is that you worship the CyberSpaceKing© and pay tribute by sending cash.

The Human Condition

noreply@blogger.com (CyberSpaceKing©) — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 04:11:00 +0000

Are you looking for a solution for the human condition?

Bad news, there is none, but by worshipping the CyberSpaceKing© you can ease your suffering.

Are you constantly seeking answers and solace from your current religion?

Are the answers sometimes confusing and unhelpful?

Does your religion leave you feeling empty and unsatisfied?

Look no farther than the CyberSpaceKing©, when it comes to investing ina religious deity there is no better way to spend your spiritual currency than with the CyberSpaceKing©.

Low on spiritual currency?

All the more reason to worship the CyberSpaceKing© and pay tribute by sending cash.

Looking for guidance?

noreply@blogger.com (CyberSpaceKing©) — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 22:37:00 +0000

In these troubling end days people everywhere are looking for guidance to their problems and help with their personal issues. Everyone has questions and everyone has difficulties keeping their faith. These are difficult times for you common and ordinary people. This makes the CyberSpaceKing©'s job more challenging and the need for the CyberSpaceKing© even more pronounced. With all the experts spouting opinons and trying to tell people how to run their lives, my followers have their loyalty tested on a daily basis. Iv'e said it before and I'll say it again, these are troubling times. There are many charlatans out there who claim to have the answers. There are those among you who aspire to one day achieve the lofty heights of the CyberSpaceKing©. Never give up the dream but remember to worship the CyberSpaceKing© and pay tribute by sending cash.

CyberSpaceKing© edicts.

noreply@blogger.com (CyberSpaceKing©) — Sat, 16 Jun 2007 00:30:00 +0000

The CyberSpaceKing© is always being worshiped by his loyal followers and sometimes the constant attention can be quite a challenge. Being a diety is a tremendous responsibility what with all the adoring fans, the requests for salvation and the constant whinning of those in pain seeking comfort. Those who would worship the CyberSpaceKing© must learn to have lower expectations of my devine powers and they should be grateful that I pay any attention at all to their insignifigant existence. Additionaly followers should never ask the CyberSpaceKing© to provide them with evidence of his godly powers the CyberSpaceKing© will decide when and where to display his awesome power and it is not wise to waste it on mere mortals.

Worship Me... Pay tribute by sending cash.

noreply@blogger.com (CyberSpaceKing©) — Tue, 22 May 2007 22:23:00 +0000

We are constantly working on new ways to help loyal followers to worship the CyberSpaceKing and pay tribute by sending cash. We have a paypal option available at the CyberSpaceKing.com website we always accept cash in the mail, we even have self addressed stamped envelopes available here.

We work hard to earn our followers adoration. Lots of religions just don't offer this kind of value. Worshipping the CyberSpaceKing© means you get to worship a real living deity and not some intangible one. As an added bonus the CyberSpaceKing© has never asked any of his followers to commit suicide or other egregious acts. In fact the CyberSpaceKing© never asks you to do much at all except to pay tribute by sending cash. No difficult text to learn, no complicated rituals to memorize, no special rules to live by, all you have to do is worship the CyberSpaceKing© and pay tribute by sending cash.

Nothing could be easier or more satisfying than sending cash to the CyberSpaceKing today.

What are you waiting for? 2012?

Who would Jesus worship?

noreply@blogger.com (CyberSpaceKing©) — Fri, 11 May 2007 23:24:00 +0000

What with all the talk these days about "what would Jesus do" in this circumstance...
and all the world leaders...

and televangilists...

those who claim to speak directly to Jesus.
Somebody should ask these guys to ask Jesus who he would worship. I bet he'd tell them the CyberSpaceKing© because the CyberSpaceKing offers the only really simple and effective solution to all your religous needs. In this day and age everyone needs to be more efficient with their time and resources. Our research shows that most people spend too much time and money thinking about or practisoing their religions and the wide variety of religions is confusing and causes global conflict.
Worshiping the CyberSpaceKing can solve all these problems at once.
So ask yourslef, who would Jesus worship.

This Has Been a Test.

My Absense was a test of your faith.
Those of you who passed the test (you know who you are) shall be rewarded with extended time and extra privileges in website heaven.
The CyberSpaceKing is always testing the loyalty of his followers to determine who amongst you is the most deserving of my special attentions.
A loyal follower asked me just the other day…
”CyberSpaceKing are there any other religions you recommend I consider before worshiping the CyberSpaceKing?”
I answered as I always do …
Loyal follower your particular religious choice is a personal matter, the CyberSpaceKing is not concerned with other “lesser religions”
(ie: any religion not dedicated to worshiping the CyberSpaceking).

The CyberSpaceking is too confident and feels completely unthreatened by those other religious groups, sure they might have thousands of years of tradition and millions of followers but that is their greatest weakness and the beauty and simplicity of worshiping the CyberSpaceKing. No longer will you need to memorize ancient texts or learn difficult rituals. With my great new religion, you take the drivers seat, you decide how seriously devoted you need to be, you decide how often to pray, you decide what kind of rules you should live by.
All you ever need to do is pay tribute by sending cash and continue to worship the CyberSpaceKing.

Look into the Light, 300 and Counting!

300 followers cant be wrong.
OK So I haven't perhaps reached 300 yet but soon it will be. 300 loyal followers in only 4 weeks is not bad. Although it's difficult to say for sure I think about 90% of the visitors to my blogs are first time visitors, I know this because basically any hit outside of Vancouver is a new visitor.

Remember people, you only have to proselytize to two or three people and get them to worship and pay tribute to play a big part in establishing this great new easy to practise religion. Imagine how gratifying it will be to tell people you were part of this grass roots religous movement.

Me and my nimbus.

Well here's a shot of me in 1996. The dawn of the CyberSpaceKing©. My nimbus is clearly visible, this is why there are no recent pictures of me, because to cameras I now appear more as an overall white light because my nimbus is too bright. Friends and family are accustomed to it by now but it does take a little getting used to.

Because my halo makes me so difficult to photograph I make available to my followers a number of images "devine visions" as it were. They can cycle through the various images on the CyberSpaceKing website (over 45 currently available) pick a favourite or worship them all. The choice is yours, as always with the CyberSpaceKing© all you have to do is worship me and pay tribute by sending cash. We ask nothing more of you as followers. Truly devout individuals may decide to contribute more often and in greater quantity, that is up to the individual to decide. The CyberSpaceKing© welcomes one and all.
I've said it once and I will say it again, traditional religion is just way to complicated and its beliefs are antiquated and outdated, it's about time we consolidate religion and make things easier for everyone.

Worshiping the CyberSpaceKing just makes good sense.
Don't delay, become a loyal follower today.

People are watching!

The CyberSpaceKings© sometimes compares stats for his BlogSpot blog

versus the traffic visiting the CyberSpaceKing© corporate website.

As you can see the CyberSpaceKing© blog format seems to appeal more to an international audience while the CyberSpaceKing© Corporate website gets most of its traffic from Vancouver and Australia.

Have you seen me on TV?

The CyberSpaceKing has made numerous television appearances. It started in 1996 with a webcam image of the CyberSpaceKing© swigging a beer in Indonesia.

Website Heaven chronicled my adventures in Indonesia and Australia, in particular the "crotch still smokin story" of the Eastern Railway Hotel in Ballarat, Victoria (my first blog entry, really). The site was hosted on my brothers AOL account and though the account was cancelled years ago website heaven still exists today.

Website Heaven suddenly started to get "hits" and my brother thought that these hits were coming from co-workers in the film industry here in Vancouver. We later surmised that perhaps my hotel strip tease story had suddenly gained popularity amongst some adolescent male audience somewhere, one can only guess. The "hit" counter has since reset but I have these screenshots that show that it's already passed the 3000 mark back in 2002.

It was this point in 1996 and with this website that I decided to claim the internet for my own and crowned myself the CyberSpaceKing©. I made numerous searches and could find nobody claiming sovereignty over this new electronic landscape.

Thusly I stand before you the undisputed ruler and self-proclaimed savior of the internet since 1996 Please help support my further efforts to dominate, overtake and eventually rule the internet, television and eventualy asimilate all the religions in the world.

Jokes on You today!

Jokes on you today, loyal followers. If your here looking for one of the CyberSpaceKings scathing weekly rebukes of traditional religion or perhaps a dose of that subtle CyberSpaceKing charm, that magic that convinces loyal followers to pay tribute by sending cash.

Well your out of luck because I have no amusing posts for you today.

I am too busy being worshiped and adored.

Sincerely H.R.H.
the CyberSpaceKing©

I am Confused

Wow there sure are allot of Blogs about religion onthe internet. I just spent an hour trying to figure out what this guy is talking about. Then I found this website and became even more confused (but mainly I liked the name). The more I looked the more I found and the more confused and bewildered I became, instead of answering my questions about divinity they seemed to raise more questions and sometimes the different sects within the same religions would contradict each other. What a mess.

What's a follower to think? What's a follower to do, follow blindly? It just all seems too confusing and requires way to much research to be able to discuss even basic spiritual matters. Every religion is confusing, difficult to learn, hard to practise, time consuming and expensive.

The CyberSpaceKing to the rescue once again.
Our simple, safe and easy to practise religion just make good sense.
Worship the CyberSpaceKing, pay tribute by sending cash.

the CyberSpaceKing circa 1973
If you squint your eyes you can almost make out the halo.

Think inside the box.

Seems these days people are much more concerned about whats going on around them than whats going on inside. When it comes to news we want the big picture quickly and not the intimate details. Oh sure if theres sex or violence involved we want the details but if its something vaguely spiritual or sociopolitical or something that causes us to have to think we would rather get the abridged version. Uh uh, no way, I dont want to think about that, I dont want to be introspective. I want to be removed, abstracted, entertained, free from responsibility or guilt.

Finally there is a religion that you can easily practise that will instantly absolve you of all guilt and responsibility. Finally everyone can just relax and enjoy life, go ahead have fun, after all isn't that what its all about?

There has never been a better way to live a guilt free lifestyle and be carefree and easy in your religion too. Just worship the CyberSpaceKing and pay tribute by sending cash, it's simple and easy, theres no difficult text to learn or complicated and confusing rituals. Once everyone is worshiping the CyberSpaceKing there will be no more wars and much less arguing in general.

So what are you waiting for? go forth;
worship the CyberSpaceKing and pay tributre by sending cash.

Will this madness never end?

My niece (theJeanQueen) started a Blog. She started about the same time I did but has published twice the number of entires that I have.
She wants to be a writer. I just want to be able to write.

This whole thing is requiring way more effort than I thought it would.

Where, Oh where are my legions of loyal followers?
Shouldn't they be doing these kinds of mundane tasks?
My time is best spent being worshiped and adored.