http://dailyprofanity.com/ The Daily Profanity - An amusing profanity delivered to your doorstep every day via rss, email, twitter, html and text. en-us http://dailyprofanity.com/dailyprofanity_small.pnghttp://dailyprofanity.com/ info@dailyprofanity.com nut custard n. Banana yoghurt.]]> Sun, 18 Jul 21 02:45:30 +0200 http://dailyprofanity.com/item.php?id=2386 info@dailyprofanity.com Beef Wellington 1. n. Popular carnivorous dish originally popularised by 19^th century military hero the Duke of Beef. 2. n. A rubber prophylactic device placed over a gentleman's meat flute to prevent babies and/or clap. 3. n. A wizard's sleeve, a clown's pocket. A voluminous Mary.]]> Sat, 17 Jul 21 03:33:02 +0200 http://dailyprofanity.com/item.php?id=3385 info@dailyprofanity.com Radcliffe 1. v. To fail to finish a pint. 2. n. A car that at first sight looks like a good runner, but ends up completely fucked at the side of the road. do a~ 3. v. To give up three quarters of the way through a pub crawl, fall in a gutter, and have a bit of a cry.]]> Fri, 16 Jul 21 02:32:17 +0200 http://dailyprofanity.com/item.php?id=482 info@dailyprofanity.com arsehole 1. n. The dirtbox, the tea towel holder. 2. sim. Measure of the roughness of someone or something. 'That Jordan is as rough as arseholes without her make-up on. When she's got it on she's as rough as fuck.' 3. n. Descriptive of a person with a character comparable to that of Jimmy Carr or Dave Lee Travis.]]> Thu, 15 Jul 21 00:40:50 +0200 http://dailyprofanity.com/item.php?id=2768 info@dailyprofanity.com bone of contention n. A stonk on that causes an argument, eg. one that arises whilst watching beach volleyball with one's wife.]]> Wed, 14 Jul 21 00:52:34 +0200 http://dailyprofanity.com/item.php?id=3502 info@dailyprofanity.com clacker 1. n. One half of a dangerous, finger-breaking 1970s toy. 2. n. The fanny.]]> Tue, 13 Jul 21 02:26:23 +0200 http://dailyprofanity.com/item.php?id=3440 info@dailyprofanity.com monk's chunks n. The excess smeg build-up of a man who has given up caring any more.]]> Mon, 12 Jul 21 00:53:52 +0200 http://dailyprofanity.com/item.php?id=934 info@dailyprofanity.com cajooblies n. Oomlaaters.]]> Sun, 11 Jul 21 00:12:31 +0200 http://dailyprofanity.com/item.php?id=2786 info@dailyprofanity.com back seat driver 1. n. Car passenger who offers useful advice and helpful tips to the driver. 2. n. Gentleman who puts his sixth gearstick up someone else's exhaust pipe. A botter rather than a bottee.]]> Sat, 10 Jul 21 00:27:22 +0200 http://dailyprofanity.com/item.php?id=3458 info@dailyprofanity.com Henman n. An impotent fellow. Named after the British tennis sensation Tim, who never manages to make it past the semi stage.]]> Fri, 09 Jul 21 01:55:07 +0200 http://dailyprofanity.com/item.php?id=6192 info@dailyprofanity.com