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		<title>Once Respected, Twice Relieved</title>
		<link>https://dipsochronicles.wordpress.com/2012/09/21/once-respected-twice-relieved/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Sep 2012 15:45:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Andy]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I left my family at the airport this morning. How do I know my wife leaves me far too often? By the fact that I trot out that garbage poem more frequently than the postal service raises the price of a stamp. I get anxious for her at the airport with those kids. Mostly the [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="https://pixel.wp.com/b.gif?host=dipsochronicles.wordpress.com&#038;blog=10477819&#038;post=2974&#038;subd=dipsochronicles&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>We Got Us Some Orwell Up In This Piece</title>
		<link>https://dipsochronicles.wordpress.com/2012/09/20/we-got-us-some-orwell-up-in-this-piece/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2012 16:31:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Andy]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Boy oh boy, does our government have issues, or what? Between its ass-backwards stance on the mohammed movie, and its complicity in that New York Alderman&#8217;s thrashing of the First Amendment for corporate extortion, I&#8217;d say there&#8217;s reason for real concern. I wonder what this is all going to look like to my kids when [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="https://pixel.wp.com/b.gif?host=dipsochronicles.wordpress.com&#038;blog=10477819&#038;post=2970&#038;subd=dipsochronicles&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A Pirate Walks Into a Bar&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Sep 2012 18:02:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Andy]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;and he has the steering wheel from his boat stuffed down the front of his pants. He orders a beer. Bartender says: &#8220;Hey buddy, you&#8217;ve got a steering wheel down your pants.&#8221; Pirate says: &#8220;Arrr. It&#8217;s driving me nuts!&#8221; My pirate name is: Bloody Davy Rackham Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it&#8217;s [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="https://pixel.wp.com/b.gif?host=dipsochronicles.wordpress.com&#038;blog=10477819&#038;post=2965&#038;subd=dipsochronicles&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>My Karmatic Comeuppance</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Sep 2012 15:04:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Andy]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now here&#8217;s a song with a not-so-deeply-disguised metaphor. I don&#8217;t have the daddy issues involved, but I&#8217;ll take the metaphor and use it here for my own purposes. I do feel like I just crawled into a small car with a sleeping lion, locked the doors, and started pulling teeth. The lion, in my case, [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="https://pixel.wp.com/b.gif?host=dipsochronicles.wordpress.com&#038;blog=10477819&#038;post=2958&#038;subd=dipsochronicles&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>On Insignificance</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Sep 2012 17:11:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Huge solar flare! Wheeeeeeeee! Instant reaction from all of the internet: &#8220;We&#8217;re so insignificant! We&#8217;re so unimportant!&#8221; Er, uh, I dunno, I tend to have a pretty hard time feeling insignificant. Or unimportant. I guess there&#8217;s a distinction. I mean, I have felt unimportant before, but that was High School, when you&#8217;re supposed to feel [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="https://pixel.wp.com/b.gif?host=dipsochronicles.wordpress.com&#038;blog=10477819&#038;post=2953&#038;subd=dipsochronicles&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>While the Needle Slowly Lowers</title>
		<link>https://dipsochronicles.wordpress.com/2012/09/13/while-the-needle-slowly-lowers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Sep 2012 16:31:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Andy]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My children will read this, I always tell myself before I get going. And it has made me seem very nice and careful and thoughtful. Which I suppose means that I am actually becoming more nice and careful and thoughtful. Doing a thing makes you a representative of those things, so there we are. And [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="https://pixel.wp.com/b.gif?host=dipsochronicles.wordpress.com&#038;blog=10477819&#038;post=2949&#038;subd=dipsochronicles&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Sand in My Rear</title>
		<link>https://dipsochronicles.wordpress.com/2012/09/11/the-sand-in-my-rear/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Sep 2012 16:47:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Andy]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[greetings I’m barbara I’m such a blonde but I still particularly admired your blog Really starting to enjoy my spam. I don&#8217;t remember being offensive to blondes, but good on her, anyway, for sticking with me through it all. How nice of the President and Mr. Romney to be pulling their negative ads today. Now, [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="https://pixel.wp.com/b.gif?host=dipsochronicles.wordpress.com&#038;blog=10477819&#038;post=2940&#038;subd=dipsochronicles&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Spock vs Snooki &#8211; Now That&#8217;s Momentum.</title>
		<link>https://dipsochronicles.wordpress.com/2012/09/07/spock-vs-snooki-now-thats-momentum/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Sep 2012 19:57:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know me, ever-wary that perhaps people are into things for some of the wrong reasons, so of course I followed a little rabbit down its hole: “I want to make it clear that these rules are not about creating a category of agriculture that is safer than any other. No distinctions should be made [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="https://pixel.wp.com/b.gif?host=dipsochronicles.wordpress.com&#038;blog=10477819&#038;post=2934&#038;subd=dipsochronicles&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Our Schizophrenic Days</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Aug 2012 15:05:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ok, Friday. Long weekend ahead. I&#8217;ve sort of let you down this week, but work got mighty busy. I may be letting you down a lot in the near future. Hm, should have been my wedding vows. I don&#8217;t remember such schizophrenic days. It is hard and flat Autumn in the morning, with the smell [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="https://pixel.wp.com/b.gif?host=dipsochronicles.wordpress.com&#038;blog=10477819&#038;post=2929&#038;subd=dipsochronicles&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Carrying On, With an Old Dirge</title>
		<link>https://dipsochronicles.wordpress.com/2012/08/27/carrying-on-with-an-old-dirge/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Aug 2012 00:49:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Andy]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I don&#8217;t have to pick the kids up after work, I like to ride my bike the long way home. A handful of extra miles around Alki point that are especially nice this time of year. Today I looked up at just the right moment and caught the USS John C. Stennis making her [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="https://pixel.wp.com/b.gif?host=dipsochronicles.wordpress.com&#038;blog=10477819&#038;post=2923&#038;subd=dipsochronicles&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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