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Episode 21 - Zuckerberg's Handshake Conception

wtfattapodcast@gmail.com (wtfatta) — Sun, 29 Apr 2018 15:18:00 +0000

Episode 20 - Z-Berg: The Bully Hunter

wtfattapodcast@gmail.com (wtfatta) — Sun, 29 Apr 2018 15:16:00 +0000

Episode 19 - Humboldt

wtfattapodcast@gmail.com (wtfatta) — Sun, 29 Apr 2018 15:14:00 +0000

Episode 18 - James Earl Jones Something Something The Mighty Morphin Breakfast Club

wtfattapodcast@gmail.com (wtfatta) — Sun, 29 Apr 2018 15:14:00 +0000

Episode 17 - Blowin Up Like Platypus Milk

wtfattapodcast@gmail.com (wtfatta) — Sun, 29 Apr 2018 15:13:00 +0000

Episode 16 - Bell's Gloryhole Cafe

wtfattapodcast@gmail.com (wtfatta) — Sun, 29 Apr 2018 15:12:00 +0000

Episode 15 - Machine Operated White Bread

wtfattapodcast@gmail.com (wtfatta) — Sun, 29 Apr 2018 15:11:00 +0000

Episode 14 - Doug Ford is Cow Tipping #metoo

wtfattapodcast@gmail.com (wtfatta) — Sun, 29 Apr 2018 15:10:00 +0000

Episode 13 - Double-0 Trump's Insignificant Package

wtfattapodcast@gmail.com (wtfatta) — Sun, 29 Apr 2018 15:08:00 +0000

Episode 12 - Oscar's Dicks 'n Bass

wtfattapodcast@gmail.com (wtfatta) — Tue, 06 Mar 2018 16:26:00 +0000

Welcome back! In this episode, I'm joined by none other than our very own Blue Fox Assassin! We talk about Bowling for Columbine and how we need to teach kids boundaries so they learn how to set their own boundaries when they're on their own and how a single act of kindness can change the world. We also get into how God smacked Elijah upside the head and his theories regarding gravity and a "grand unified field theory". It's a mind-blowing, head-splitting, brain-busting extravaganza!

Episode 11 - MacCaulay Culkin's Blood Sucking Snow Weed

wtfattapodcast@gmail.com (wtfatta) — Tue, 06 Mar 2018 16:25:00 +0000

Welcome back! In this episode we talk about some clever scams to get/steal from Canadian Tire and Walmart, and ways to smoke weed in an apartment without filling up the hallways with stink. We even get into some new science around a protein that could hold the key to eternal youth, and MacCaulay Culkin's tweets about the Oscars.

Episode 10 - Severed footprints in Hell's Gate

wtfattapodcast@gmail.com (wtfatta) — Mon, 05 Mar 2018 19:35:00 +0000

Welcome back! In this episode, we talk about gun control, school shootings, Kevin Smith's heart attack, the Bath school massacre, which is still the largest loss of life in a school in the history of the U.S., and so much more!

Episode 9 - Firing Blanks at Hedley

wtfattapodcast@gmail.com (wtfatta) — Tue, 20 Feb 2018 14:33:00 +0000

Welcome back! In this episode, I'm joined once again by J.D. @themediajack (https://www.youtube.com/user/TheMediaJack) and we get into it tonight! We talk about gun control laws, and the number of mass shootings in the first two months of 2018. We break down why Elijah thinks Luke Cage is the best super hero and why he thinks Luke Cage deserves more recognition as a hero than Black Panther. We also get into the charges surrounding Hedley and the possible employment of the dearest friend to humanity, Vlad the Impaler!

Episode 8 - @SafeTeenSchools with Lily

wtfattapodcast@gmail.com (wtfatta) — Tue, 06 Feb 2018 15:07:00 +0000

Welcome back! In this episode I'm joined by none other than Lily herself! She runs www.safeteenschools.org and is a survivor of the Midwest Academy. We talk about these "schools", what their "purpose" is, how they abduct children and brainwash families.

These insidious places need to be shut down for good, and people made aware of the horrors they're putting their kids through and paying $5000/month for it. They're not government regulated, and they make Guantanamo Bay look like Santa's workshop.

Make sure to subscribe to Lily on Facebook and Twitter @SafeTeenSchools and visit www.safeteenschools.org for more information and ways you can help!

The Resurgence

wtfattapodcast@gmail.com (wtfatta) — Tue, 30 Jan 2018 19:10:00 +0000

BOOM! Just like that we’re back! It took emergency crews months to work through the rubble, but, just recently, the tomb of the legendary Drunken Samurai was unearthed.

Written on the walls, a Sanskrit story told of a time when the Earth would be plunged into chaos and madness. In this time of peril and need, a rag-tag band of outcasts would come together and, with the light of laughter, blast through the muddied waters of political correctness to shit into holes in the sand.

“Why?” you might ask?

What’s the difference between burying your head in the sand and shoving your head up your ass?

When your head is up your ass, you know exactly how full of shit you are!

Episode 7 - Flamethrower Freddie's Magic Monkey Solution

wtfattapodcast@gmail.com (wtfatta) — Tue, 30 Jan 2018 16:29:00 +0000

Welcome back everyone! In this episode we talk about Elon Musk's boring machines, the electric revolutions of Mars and the documentary Mars: The lightning scarred planet, and Volkswagen using monkeys to test emissions?? Is that all? Hell no! Come see how deep the rabbit hole goes tonight!

The Condom of Conversation

wtfattapodcast@gmail.com (wtfatta) — Mon, 29 Jan 2018 15:51:00 +0000

What IS the condom of conversation you're asking? Probably not, but maybe you are. When you have the devil holding your pocket like a prison wife, you need protection, and like all condoms, this one's no different. Every episode is wrapped up tightly inside the condom of conversation because not everything we say is our actual viewpoint. Sometimes we're being facetious, and sometimes the devil's advocate is our assistant. We'll never tell you when it's coming, but it'll always leave you with a warm feeling inside. Some say rage, others say...something else. Long story short, take nothing we say with any truth, make your own decisions and remember to smile when life's got you down because when you've hit rock bottom, we've been there grinding away to make a soft landing for you!

Condoms of Conversation are provided by Alleged. When you want to tell the truth, but also lie, use Alleged.

Episode 6 - Jack Frost's Bacon Bait Pie On The Side

wtfattapodcast@gmail.com (wtfatta) — Wed, 24 Jan 2018 23:56:00 +0000

Welcome back! It's been a crazy cold winter and Canadians love to have fun so what to do? Turn a snowbank into a life-sized Delorean and see what mayhem will follow. We also talk about how some men just don't know when to take no for an answer. That story is just one slice of a pie on the sidelines so huddle up. We're going deep into the rabbit hole tonight.

Episode 5 - Logan Paul: Beetle Juice

wtfattapodcast@gmail.com (wtfatta) — Wed, 24 Jan 2018 23:38:00 +0000

Welcome back! In this episode we talk about a Beetle penis that's revolutionizing the way the medical industry looks at things, DIY CRISPR gene editing, Logan Paul's supremely asinine actions, a story about a Japanese Adult Video star who drowned during a sticky scene and read some hilarious tweets from the last Blockbuster in existence.

Episode 4 - Apu to you too

wtfattapodcast@gmail.com (wtfatta) — Wed, 24 Jan 2018 01:57:00 +0000

Welcome back everyone! In this episode, we talk about: the Simpsons and how some people want to kill off Apu because it's offensive and racist; the unethical ethics professor; the dumbest judge that ever attempted to mete out justice; and the greatest bank robbery in history!

Episode 3 - Da Tree Musket Ears

wtfattapodcast@gmail.com (wtfatta) — Wed, 24 Jan 2018 01:55:00 +0000

Welcome back! In this episode, Kev "the sideshow messiah" and Mike of @BOGG join me to discuss all sorts of shenanigans!

Trailer #1: We'll be back

wtfattapodcast@gmail.com (wtfatta) — Mon, 11 Sep 2017 22:31:00 +0000

It's been a while since anyone's heard anything from us here at WTFATTA. Two years ago, there was a massive explosion that incinerated all things WTFATTA. The emergency response crews were dispatched with more haste than your dignity after a "random" TSA screening. Without much foresight, they were sent by train. The resulting trainwreck has been classified as the greatest man-made cock-up of all time, but with your help, we'll be back!