The Dirty Whore Handbook: Cause Ladies is Pimps too

DW Rule Number 222

noreply@blogger.com (-E) — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 00:09:00 +0000

Don't be the stalker chick-it's not a good look for anyone, especially a DW.

DW Rule Number 221

noreply@blogger.com (-E) — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 00:08:00 +0000

Rican boys can be DW Kryptonyite-be careful.

DW Rule Number 220

noreply@blogger.com (-E) — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 00:07:00 +0000

MOST of what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

DW Rule Number 219

noreply@blogger.com (-E) — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 00:01:00 +0000

There is nothing wrong with kissing every boy in the bar.

DW Rule Number 218

noreply@blogger.com (-E) — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 01:31:00 +0000

Avoid snaggle-toothed boys.

DW Rule Number 217

noreply@blogger.com (-E) — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 04:36:00 +0000

Yes, Ambien sex is crazy and no, you won't remember it in the morning.

DW Rule Number 216

noreply@blogger.com (-E) — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 00:28:00 +0000

Do not attempt to blow him after doing blow.

DW Rule Number 215

noreply@blogger.com (-E) — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 04:58:00 +0000

Never re-sex the ex.

DW Rule Number 214

noreply@blogger.com (-E) — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 17:40:00 +0000

Nair is meant for your legs and your legs only.

DW Rule Number 213

noreply@blogger.com (-E) — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 04:23:00 +0000

Remember-he's going to stop trying to impress you eventually.

DW Rule Number 212

noreply@blogger.com (-E) — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 04:21:00 +0000

If you're lying to your DWs for him-you know damn well he's not good enough for you.

DW Rule Number 211

noreply@blogger.com (-E) — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 04:20:00 +0000

Never be more sprung then he is.

DW Rule Number 210

noreply@blogger.com (-E) — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 04:18:00 +0000

Revenge doesn't have to be dirty-it's just more effective that way.

DW Rule Number 209

noreply@blogger.com (-E) — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 04:16:00 +0000

You have to tell him what you want to get it the way you want.

DW Rule Number 208

noreply@blogger.com (-E) — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 04:15:00 +0000

If you're not feeling it-get him drunk-let him pass out-and run like hell.

DW Rule Number 207

noreply@blogger.com (-E) — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 04:11:00 +0000

If you do find yourself with a visable hickey, conceal it-you're not fourteen.

DW Rule Number 206

noreply@blogger.com (-E) — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 04:06:00 +0000

Anal sex is not like riding a bike.

DW Rule Number 205

noreply@blogger.com (-E) — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 04:03:00 +0000

Convincing yourself you're not a dirty whore is not the same as actually NOT being a dirty whore.

DW Rule Number 204

noreply@blogger.com (-E) — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 04:02:00 +0000

Don't feel bad, if God didn't want sex to be for pleasure, why create the G-Spot?

DW Rule Number 203

noreply@blogger.com (-E) — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 04:02:00 +0000

Yes, squirting is possible.

DW Rule Number 202

noreply@blogger.com (-E) — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 04:00:00 +0000

Don't give him the gate code.

DW Rule Number 201

noreply@blogger.com (-E) — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 07:31:00 +0000

Don't shave while even slightly inebriated, you'll take your clit off.

DW Rule Number 200

noreply@blogger.com (-E) — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 23:21:00 +0000

Don't be the sloppiest chick at the bar.

DW Rule Number 199

noreply@blogger.com (-E) — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 23:20:00 +0000

Make him think he has to work for it. . . even if he really doesn't.

DW Rule Number 198

noreply@blogger.com (-E) — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 23:19:00 +0000

Craigslist is not a reputable dating website.