The Editing Room https://www.the-editing-room.com This is the full feed for The Editing Room. If you want a feed for only the Abridged Script features, you want http://feeds.feedburner.com/TheEditingRoomScriptsOnly Wed, 09 Jul 2025 21:01:36 -0400 Superman and Lois Season One: The Abridged Script https://www.the-editing-room.com/superman-and-lois-season-one.html https://www.the-editing-room.com/superman-and-lois-season-one.html https://www.the-editing-room.com/superman-and-lois-season-one.html#comments Wed, 18 Jun 2025 05:23:00 -0400 Michael M. Look up in the sky. It's a Snyder, it's a Gunn, no, it's a Berlanti. We abridged Superman and Lois Season One.
In this episode, Zod forces Superman to perform "I'm a Little Teapot"

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]]> Babygirl: The Abridged Script https://www.the-editing-room.com/babygirl.html https://www.the-editing-room.com/babygirl.html https://www.the-editing-room.com/babygirl.html#comments Fri, 13 Jun 2025 04:52:00 -0400 Jess M. babygirl drama infidelity new-york-city husband-wife-relationship sexual-frustration sexuality eroticism seduction workplace female-protagonist married-woman ceo intern woman-director submission taboo-sex masculinity female-sexuality innuendo erotic-thriller workplace-romance unfaithful-wife sex young-man-seduces-old-lady age-gap-relationship kink power-dynamics employee-boss-relationship nicole-kidman harris-dickinson antonio-banderas esther-rose-mcgregor sophie-wilde vaughan-reilly victor-slezak halina-reijn Here's Part 2 of this week's "older woman from Big Little Lies has torrid affair with boring younger white guy" double feature. Babygirl is abridged!
Both Nicole and Harris needed long, long showers afterward to wash off the odor of decades-old hooker blood.

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]]> Lonely Planet: The Abridged Script https://www.the-editing-room.com/lonely-planet.html https://www.the-editing-room.com/lonely-planet.html https://www.the-editing-room.com/lonely-planet.html#comments Mon, 09 Jun 2025 05:11:00 -0400 Jess M. lonely-planet romance drama morocco writer-s-block writer older-woman-younger-man-relationship laura-dern liam-hemsworth diana-silvers bellina-logan sami-fekkak gustav-dyekjr-giese rachida-brakni younes-boucif francesco-martino ben-youcef susannah-grant Unfulfilled 40-something mainstays of Oprah's Book Club in your area are waiting to FUCK! Lonely Planet is abridged!
Spot the jackass.

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]]> Drop: The Abridged Script https://www.the-editing-room.com/drop.html https://www.the-editing-room.com/drop.html https://www.the-editing-room.com/drop.html#comments Wed, 28 May 2025 02:14:00 -0400 Craig drop mystery thriller photographer date widow restaurant psychological-thriller whodunit single-mother phone murder-mystery threatening-behavior meghann-fahy brandon-sklenar reed-diamond violett-beane jeffery-self christopher-landon jillian-jacobs christopher-roach The latest script on The Editing Room has just... DROPPED? Oh God we're sorry. Drop is abridged!
"What do you mean it's not 'TOQUE'? What other word has the O and the Q there?! FUCK YOU, WORDLE!!"

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]]> Thunderbolts*: The Abridged Script https://www.the-editing-room.com/thunderbolts.html https://www.the-editing-room.com/thunderbolts.html https://www.the-editing-room.com/thunderbolts.html#comments Wed, 14 May 2025 07:11:00 -0400 Alex W. mcu thunderbolts- action science-fiction adventure new-york-city superhero villain based-on-comic mental-health marvel-cinematic-universe-mcu- congressman father-daughter-relationship impeachment survivor-s-guilt antihero ragtag band-of-misfits florence-pugh sebastian-stan julia-louis-dreyfus lewis-pullman david-harbour wyatt-russell hannah-john-kamen olga-kurylenko geraldine-viswanathan wendell-pierce chris-bauer jake-schreier eric-pearson joanna-calo paul-jenkins jae-lee kurt-busiek mark-bagley stan-lee jack-kirby joe-simon Not Super (except most of them). Not Heroes (except the ones who helped save Earth). Not Giving Up (except for when they give up). Thunderbolts* is abridged!
"My God, Mrs. Maisel really IS marvelous! How can we defeat her?!?"

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]]> Back in Action: The Abridged Script https://www.the-editing-room.com/back-in-action.html https://www.the-editing-room.com/back-in-action.html https://www.the-editing-room.com/back-in-action.html#comments Wed, 23 Apr 2025 02:00:00 -0400 Michael M. back-in-action action comedy spy affectation aggressive gun-fight zealous hilarious admiring adoring ambiguous enchant vibrant jamie-foxx cameron-diaz mckenna-roberts rylan-jackson kyle-chandler glenn-close jamie-demetriou andrew-scott fola-evans-akingbola robert-besta bashir-salahuddin tom-brittney ben-vandermey seth-gordon brendan-o-brien Jamie Foxx and Cameron Diaz are a family of spies in this family comedy. Aren't you glad you are paying $15 for Netflix? We abridged Back in Action.
"Right there. That's what the Foxx says."

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]]> Snow White (2025): The Abridged Script https://www.the-editing-room.com/snow-white-2025.html https://www.the-editing-room.com/snow-white-2025.html https://www.the-editing-room.com/snow-white-2025.html#comments Thu, 17 Apr 2025 02:00:00 -0400 Jess M. snow-white family fantasy princess dwarf fairy-tale poison musical apple based-on-movie evil-queen based-on-fairy-tale live-action-remake romantic-fantasy sardonic rachel-zegler gal-gadot andrew-burnap andrew-barth-feldman jeremy-swift jason-kravits martin-klebba george-salazar tituss-burgess andy-grotelueschen ansu-kabia patrick-page emilia-faucher hadley-fraser marc-webb erin-cressida-wilson jacob-grimm wilhelm-grimm larry-morey philip-keller benj-pasek justin-paul jack-feldman lizzy-mcalpine A movie about that white prince from the Aladdin remake is still in development, so there's a chance they CAN sink lower. Snow White (2025) is abridged!
"Okay, let's go over this AGAIN. After I sing 'On a midnight train to Georgia', your line is 'Leavin' on a midnight train'. It is NOT that hard to remember. Now, from the top..."

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]]> Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs: The Abridged Script https://www.the-editing-room.com/snow-white-and-the-seven-dwarfs.html https://www.the-editing-room.com/snow-white-and-the-seven-dwarfs.html https://www.the-editing-room.com/snow-white-and-the-seven-dwarfs.html#comments Tue, 15 Apr 2025 14:48:51 -0400 Craig snow-white-and-the-seven-dwarfs fantasy animation family witch dying-and-death princess becoming-an-adult dwarf poison sadness queen attempted-murder cartoon villain miner apple candlelight-vigil evil-queen based-on-fairy-tale magic-mirror good-versus-evil seven-dwarfs whimsical awestruck straightforward dwarves dwarfs adriana-caselotti lucille-la-verne harry-stockwell roy-atwell david-hand ben-sharpsteen william-cottrell larry-morey perce-pearce wilfred-jackson dick-rickard richard-creedon ted-sears earl-hurd otto-englander webb-smith dorothy-ann-blank merrill-de-maris jacob-grimm wilhelm-grimm ferdinand-horvath It's the timeless classic your great-grandmother remembers from her childhood! Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs is abridged.
"Who cares if nobody wants to be friends because I'm 'creepy'. Taxidermy's my real friend!"

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]]> The Electric State: The Abridged Script https://www.the-editing-room.com/the-electric-state.html https://www.the-editing-room.com/the-electric-state.html https://www.the-editing-room.com/the-electric-state.html#comments Wed, 09 Apr 2025 10:07:19 -0400 Michael M. the-electric-state science-fiction adventure action man-vs-machine artificial-intelligence-a-i- based-on-novel-or-book technology dystopia robot 1990s young missing-brother comedy depressing baffled millie-bobby-brown chris-pratt ke-huy-quan jason-alexander woody-norman giancarlo-esposito stanley-tucci woody-harrelson anthony-mackie brian-cox jenny-slate hank-azaria colman-domingo alan-tudyk ann-russo greg-cromer vince-pisani camrus-johnson juan-uribe-brandi joe-russo anthony-russo christopher-markus stephen-mcfeely simon-stalenhag Chris Pratt and Millie Bobby Brown are playing with robots. Here is the abridged script to The Electric State.
The Community theater's rendition of Temple of Doom

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]]> Moana 2: The Abridged Script https://www.the-editing-room.com/moana-2.html https://www.the-editing-room.com/moana-2.html https://www.the-editing-room.com/moana-2.html#comments Wed, 02 Apr 2025 02:00:00 -0400 James A. moana-2 animation adventure family comedy sea ocean villain musical sequel coming-of-age cliche aulii-cravalho dwayne-johnson hualalai-chung rose-matafeo david-fane awhimai-fraser david-g-derrick-jr- jason-hand dana-ledoux-miller ron-clements bryson-chun ryan-green-vi- bek-smith jared-bush john-musker The ocean is calling them back. "Moana 2" is abridged!
"On the count of three, we'll finally smash this damn rooster together. One, two..."

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