This is the full feed for The Editing Room. If you want a feed for only the Abridged Script features, you want http://feeds.feedburner.com/TheEditingRoomScriptsOnly 2009-07-02T05:54:29Z WordPress http://www.the-editing-room.com/feed/atom TheEditingRoomhttp://feedburner.google.comSubscribe with My Yahoo!Subscribe with NewsGatorSubscribe with My AOLSubscribe with BloglinesSubscribe with NetvibesSubscribe with GoogleSubscribe with PageflakesThis feed is for all content on The Editing Room. For just Abridged Scripts, you want: http://feeds.feedburner.com/TheEditingRoomScriptsOnly Rod http://www.the-editing-room.com http://www.the-editing-room.com/?p=1066 2009-07-02T05:47:10Z 2009-06-29T00:07:56Z When I first transitioned The Editing Room over to Wordpress, I decided I&#8217;d leave the comments system enabled. Initially I did this on the assumption people may want to leave a comment to tell me what a stupid asshole I am for telling them their favorite movies suck (they do), so the default &#8216;ladder-style&#8217; [...] <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/AoYaSRy_TntevjHtiTiHxMulE3E/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/AoYaSRy_TntevjHtiTiHxMulE3E/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/AoYaSRy_TntevjHtiTiHxMulE3E/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/AoYaSRy_TntevjHtiTiHxMulE3E/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheEditingRoom?a=p4eCidwWeoM:s4feFgfxoso:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheEditingRoom?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheEditingRoom?a=p4eCidwWeoM:s4feFgfxoso:F7zBnMyn0Lo"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheEditingRoom?i=p4eCidwWeoM:s4feFgfxoso:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheEditingRoom?a=p4eCidwWeoM:s4feFgfxoso:YJGTTS4S4X0"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheEditingRoom?i=p4eCidwWeoM:s4feFgfxoso:YJGTTS4S4X0" border="0"></img></a> </div> 28 Rod http://www.the-editing-room.com http://www.the-editing-room.com/?p=966 2009-06-20T04:45:05Z 2009-06-18T12:52:22Z FADE IN: INT. USS KELVIN &#8211; THE FUTURE CAPTAIN FARAN TAHIR watches as a BROKEN WICKER BASKET MADE OF METAL emerges from a BLACK HOLE. CHRIS HEMSWORTH Captain, are you seeing this? FARAN TAHIR No, all I can see are fucking lens flares!  Did someone just discover Photoshop in 1998 or something? CHRIS HEMSWORTH Sir, I think it&#8217;s just a trick to make [...] <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/x42iCu4bP7iyvp_GCk-9BD2qMFM/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/x42iCu4bP7iyvp_GCk-9BD2qMFM/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/x42iCu4bP7iyvp_GCk-9BD2qMFM/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/x42iCu4bP7iyvp_GCk-9BD2qMFM/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheEditingRoom?a=S92G1ocyjQQ:SDGDNJjDf2g:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheEditingRoom?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheEditingRoom?a=S92G1ocyjQQ:SDGDNJjDf2g:F7zBnMyn0Lo"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheEditingRoom?i=S92G1ocyjQQ:SDGDNJjDf2g:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheEditingRoom?a=S92G1ocyjQQ:SDGDNJjDf2g:YJGTTS4S4X0"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheEditingRoom?i=S92G1ocyjQQ:SDGDNJjDf2g:YJGTTS4S4X0" border="0"></img></a> </div> 61 Rod http://www.the-editing-room.com http://www.the-editing-room.com/?p=971 2009-06-08T17:59:43Z 2009-06-06T13:28:51Z This script was featured on Cracked.com. To read it there, follow this link. FADE IN: INT. SKYNET BASE CHRISTIAN BALE and a team of ROBOT FODDER break into a SKYNET military base which, despite the fact that it is made for machines instead of humans, is designed to make it easy for humans to move around. 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A HOUSE &#8211; CANADA, 1845 YOUNG HUGH JACKMAN, who kind of resembles the kid from FREAKS AND GEEKS, is sick in bed.  His brother, YOUNG LIEV SCHREIBER, glowers over him while his father, PETER O&#8217;BRIEN, looks on. 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LOS ANGELES PAUL RUDD proposes to his girlfriend, KAREN FILIPELLI. KAREN FILIPELLI I&#8217;m so excited to marry you, Blandy McNobody! Who is going to be your best man? PAUL RUDD Oh no, I don&#8217;t have any really good male friends, so I have no best man! What a humorously relatable situation! 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JEFFREY DEAN MORGAN&#8217;S APARTMENT JEFFREY DEAN MORGAN watches his television, which is broadcasting what appears to be a SHITTY SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE SKETCH featuring impersonations of PAT BUCHANAN, JOHN MCLAUGHLIN, and RICHARD NIXON IF HE WAS MADE ENTIRELY OF MAKEUP. JEFFREY DEAN MORGAN Gosh, things sure have been an alternate 1985 ever since superheroes helped win [...] <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ifsQ70Ne6vZCxh23t76x15aYwcc/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ifsQ70Ne6vZCxh23t76x15aYwcc/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ifsQ70Ne6vZCxh23t76x15aYwcc/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ifsQ70Ne6vZCxh23t76x15aYwcc/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheEditingRoom?a=8Qhwd6hOd-I:Kxg9277tzbY:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheEditingRoom?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheEditingRoom?a=8Qhwd6hOd-I:Kxg9277tzbY:F7zBnMyn0Lo"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheEditingRoom?i=8Qhwd6hOd-I:Kxg9277tzbY:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheEditingRoom?a=8Qhwd6hOd-I:Kxg9277tzbY:YJGTTS4S4X0"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheEditingRoom?i=8Qhwd6hOd-I:Kxg9277tzbY:YJGTTS4S4X0" border="0"></img></a> </div> 83 Rod http://www.the-editing-room.com http://www.the-editing-room.com/?p=899 2009-03-11T16:45:00Z 2009-03-11T16:24:49Z 72 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/h_-876HcocAtGmMZqOetPiJBqHc/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/h_-876HcocAtGmMZqOetPiJBqHc/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/h_-876HcocAtGmMZqOetPiJBqHc/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/h_-876HcocAtGmMZqOetPiJBqHc/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheEditingRoom?a=qGBh5jdyaR0:NwTk38RQYxA:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheEditingRoom?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheEditingRoom?a=qGBh5jdyaR0:NwTk38RQYxA:F7zBnMyn0Lo"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheEditingRoom?i=qGBh5jdyaR0:NwTk38RQYxA:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheEditingRoom?a=qGBh5jdyaR0:NwTk38RQYxA:YJGTTS4S4X0"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TheEditingRoom?i=qGBh5jdyaR0:NwTk38RQYxA:YJGTTS4S4X0" border="0"></img></a> </div> Rod http://www.the-editing-room.com http://www.the-editing-room.com/?p=870 2009-02-12T01:35:06Z 2009-02-11T16:09:14Z FADE IN: INT. HOSPITAL ROOM &#8211; NEW ORLEANS &#8211; 2005 CATE BLANCHETT IN GEEZER MAKEUP talks to her daughter, JULIA ORMOND. CATE BLANCHETT (GEEZER) My dear, I want you to ignore the storm outside that may or may not be Hurricane Katrina so I can tell you a wonderful story of fantastical whimsy.  A story about a man who [...] <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/mZggycfDnKYZggUm8b7TedP3RQ4/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/mZggycfDnKYZggUm8b7TedP3RQ4/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/mZggycfDnKYZggUm8b7TedP3RQ4/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/mZggycfDnKYZggUm8b7TedP3RQ4/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/TheEditingRoom?a=WYJIBzfx"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/TheEditingRoom?d=41" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/TheEditingRoom?a=8R95QYzX"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/TheEditingRoom?i=8R95QYzX" border="0"></img></a> </div> 62 Rod http://www.the-editing-room.com http://www.the-editing-room.com/?p=853 2009-01-21T20:35:50Z 2009-01-21T14:29:33Z FADE IN: EXT. NORTHERN AUSTRALIA NICOLE KIDMAN is taking INDIANA-JONES-TRANSITION-AIRLINES to AUSTRALIA to help sell her husbands CATTLE RANCH, FARAWAY DOWNS. She runs into HUGH JACKMAN doing manly things like fighting. NICOLE KIDMAN Excuse me, I&#8217;m looking for someone with an adamantium skeleton to help me get to my husband&#8217;s cattle ranch. Would you mind? HUGH JACKMAN Sure thing, [...] <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/MubI6pcOCwnGbgSVrgfKREG3NJY/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/MubI6pcOCwnGbgSVrgfKREG3NJY/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/MubI6pcOCwnGbgSVrgfKREG3NJY/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/MubI6pcOCwnGbgSVrgfKREG3NJY/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/TheEditingRoom?a=y9VtjPsP"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/TheEditingRoom?d=41" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/TheEditingRoom?a=2OGpR17M"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/TheEditingRoom?i=2OGpR17M" border="0"></img></a> </div> 64 Rod http://www.the-editing-room.com http://www.the-editing-room.com/?p=813 2009-06-19T03:15:45Z 2008-12-13T15:03:15Z This script was featured on Cracked.com, so you can also read it there. Apparently some folks have started actually filming this Abridged Script. You can see the trailer for it on YouTube. FADE IN: EXT. WASHINGTON KRISTEN STEWART goes to FORKS, WASHINGTON. KRISTEN STEWART (V.O.) 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