The Editing RoomThis is the full feed for The Editing Room. If you want a feed for only the Abridged Script features, you want http://feeds.feedburner.com/TheEditingRoomScriptsOnly2009-11-21T14:15:54ZWordPresshttp://www.the-editing-room.com/feed/atomTheEditingRoomhttp://feedburner.google.comSubscribe with My Yahoo!Subscribe with NewsGatorSubscribe with My AOLSubscribe with BloglinesSubscribe with NetvibesSubscribe with GoogleSubscribe with PageflakesThis feed is for all content on The Editing Room. For just Abridged Scripts, you want: http://feeds.feedburner.com/TheEditingRoomScriptsOnlyRodhttp://www.the-editing-room.com<![CDATA[Inglourious Basterds: The Abridged Script]]>http://www.the-editing-room.com/?p=12042009-11-21T14:15:54Z2009-10-28T13:05:04ZFADE IN:
EXT. DENIS MENOCHET’S FARM – FRANCE
CHRISTOPH WALTZ approaches DENIS MENOCHET on his farm.
CHRISTOPH WALTZ
I’d like to ask you some questions while you act as suspiciously as humanly possible.
DENIS MENOCHET
Very well. Would you like to pound a glass of milk for some reason?
CHRISTOPH WALTZ
I would! Now, rumor has it that you are hiding some Jews. [...]
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</div>33Rodhttp://www.the-editing-room.com<![CDATA[G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra: The Abridged Script]]>http://www.the-editing-room.com/?p=11732009-09-22T17:56:55Z2009-09-23T14:00:51ZFADE IN:
EXT. EURASIA
CHANNING TATUM and MARLON WAYANS are driving along a dirt road.
MARLON WAYANS
As I much as I love driving these top secret ultra deadly nano-missiles to somewhere or another, I’ve been thinking we should join the Air Force.
CHANNING TATUM
Nah, I like being a ground soldier. I want to actually be in the fight, not [...]
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</div>35Rodhttp://www.the-editing-room.com<![CDATA[Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince: The Abridged Script]]>http://www.the-editing-room.com/?p=10992009-08-21T15:23:32Z2009-08-19T12:05:01ZFADE IN:
INT. SUBWAY
DANIEL RADCLIFFE sits and reads a NEWSPAPER, full of fictional tales of goings-on in a land far detached from our world. He then puts down USA TODAY and reads his WIZARD’S NEWS instead.
CAFE WAITRESS
Nice moving newspaper. Who’s this Daniel Radcliffe mentioned on the front page?
DANIEL RADCLIFFE
Nobody. I think he fucks horses. Hey so, [...]
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</div>44Rodhttp://www.the-editing-room.com<![CDATA[Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: The Abridged Script]]>http://www.the-editing-room.com/?p=11052009-08-21T03:34:10Z2009-08-19T12:00:46ZFADE IN:
EXT. PLAYGROUND
DANIEL RADCLIFFE hangs out at a CHILDREN’S PLAYGROUND in a vain attempt to make it look like he’s not a 35-YEAR-OLD MAN.
HARRY MELLING
Oh look, it’s my good for nothing sort-of brother. How’s your mother, Daniel, aside from being dead? Har har har!
DANIEL RADCLIFFE
What? I know you’re supposed to be kind of a dick [...]
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</div>29Rodhttp://www.the-editing-room.com<![CDATA[Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen: The Abridged Script]]>http://www.the-editing-room.com/?p=10922009-09-14T04:22:25Z2009-08-04T14:00:52ZFADE IN:
EXT. SHANGHAI, CHINA
JOSH DUHAMEL and TYRESE GIBSON lead a team of POLYGONS into battle.
JOSH DUHAMEL
Alright everyone, we’re here to capture two Decepticons in hiding. I just need about 40 seconds of dialogue to explain what’s going on before we can–
DIRECTOR MICHAEL BAY
TOO LONG LETS MAKE STUFF EXPLODE NOW OKAY
SOME GOOD POLYGONS are rendered into [...]
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</div>66Rodhttp://www.the-editing-room.com<![CDATA[Angels & Demons: The Abridged Script]]>http://www.the-editing-room.com/?p=10562009-07-16T18:43:45Z2009-07-16T14:53:58ZFADE IN:
INT. HARVARD
TOM HANKS, mullet-less, swims laps. He is approached by DAVID PASQUESI, some IMPORTANT CATHOLIC GUY.
DAVID PASQUESI
Professor Hanks, I presume. The pope is dead and the four cardinals that are being considered to replace him have been kidnapped. We need your help finding them.
TOM HANKS
Why would the Catholic Church want my help after they [...]
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</div>27Rodhttp://www.the-editing-room.com<![CDATA[Moving to IntenseDebate]]>http://www.the-editing-room.com/?p=10662009-07-02T05:47:10Z2009-06-29T00:07:56ZWhen I first transitioned The Editing Room over to Wordpress, I decided I’d leave the comments system enabled. Initially I did this on the assumption people may want to leave a comment to tell me what a stupid asshole I am for telling them their favorite movies suck (they do), so the default ‘ladder-style’ [...]
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</div>40Rodhttp://www.the-editing-room.com<![CDATA[Star Trek: The Abridged Script]]>http://www.the-editing-room.com/?p=9662009-10-16T19:01:23Z2009-06-18T12:52:22ZFADE IN:
INT. USS KELVIN – THE FUTURE
CAPTAIN FARAN TAHIR watches as a BROKEN WICKER BASKET MADE OF METAL emerges from a BLACK HOLE.
CHRIS HEMSWORTH
Captain, are you seeing this?
FARAN TAHIR
No, all I can see are fucking lens flares! Did someone just discover Photoshop in 1998 or something?
CHRIS HEMSWORTH
Sir, I think it’s just a trick to make [...]
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</div>67Rodhttp://www.the-editing-room.com<![CDATA[Terminator Salvation: The Abridged Script]]>http://www.the-editing-room.com/?p=9712009-06-08T17:59:43Z2009-06-06T13:28:51ZThis script was featured on Cracked.com. To read it there, follow this link.
FADE IN:
INT. SKYNET BASE
CHRISTIAN BALE and a team of ROBOT FODDER break into a SKYNET military base which, despite the fact that it is made for machines instead of humans, is designed to make it easy for humans to move around.
CHRISTIAN BALE
It [...]
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</div>73Rodhttp://www.the-editing-room.com<![CDATA[X-Men Origins: Wolverine: The Abridged Script]]>http://www.the-editing-room.com/?p=9432009-05-06T13:46:27Z2009-05-06T13:46:27ZFADE IN:
INT. A HOUSE – CANADA, 1845
YOUNG HUGH JACKMAN, who kind of resembles the kid from FREAKS AND GEEKS, is sick in bed. His brother, YOUNG LIEV SCHREIBER, glowers over him while his father, PETER O’BRIEN, looks on.
YOUNG HUGH JACKMAN
Father! I had a terrible nightmare! I was hosting the Oscars, and I was part of [...]
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