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Wallpaper and Websites

2007-11-07T18:00:00.000Z

Seamus the Leprechaun here with a further instalment in the almost unheard of "Wallpaper and Websites" series of retro wallpaper posts, brought to you at almost no expense whatsoever. Top to Bottom Spy Fiction (Ps2) first released Japan 2003 with a ESRB rating warning us of "Sexual Themes"(IGN review) Gauntlet Seven Sorrows (xbox, ps2) released US 2005. role playing game whose Official

Walkthrough Ratchet & Clank: Tools of Destruction

2007-11-06T18:36:00.000Z

An Exclusive for Ps3, proving a tad more difficult than expected as the series returns to it's crazy platforming roots. The following guides and Faq's culled from the dross, including all Golden Bolts and Holo-plans locations. Walkthrough from Gamefaq (incl SkillPoints/Weapon Faq) IGN Walkthrough from Ice T. Gressa and Panterror Flames 1up Superguide Golden Boots and Holo-plans Unlockables

Super Mario Galaxy Reviews (Wii)

2007-11-05T19:00:00.000Z

Due US on 12th and Eu on 16th November, raising the bar in space platforming and replayability scoring 96% from 5 reviews on Metacritic.com. Reviews Summary It's rare to play through a perfect game or one that nears perfection, but Galaxy definitely fits that mold. Nintendo has crafted a platform game that. . . . . . is more fun to play than "Mario 64. You're

FIFA Soccer 08 Reviews (Ps2)

2007-10-20T16:21:00.000+01:00

"Experience the same highs and lows of real-world players and tackle the challenges they face on a daily basis" without the salary. Scoring 86% from 6 reviews on Metacritic.com 621 FIFA licensed teams, More than 15,000 players, 30 leagues (with all 27 leagues from FIFA 07), The new leagues officially confirmed are the FAI League of Ireland, the Australian A-League, the Czech Gambrinus Liga.

Preview Blacksite: Area 51 (Ps3, Xbox 360)

2007-10-17T18:57:00.000+01:00

Sequel to the game Area 51 and set for release on Ps3, PC, and Xbox 360 on November 5, 2007. Set in the present day, players take the role of a decorated military veteran charged by the government to lead a squadron of "secret soldiers," as they fight off the invasion of unidentified enemy races. Ps3 Screenshots from IGN Wikipedia overview Latest Preview from Gamespot Preview from 1up Official

Dancing With the Stars

2007-10-16T15:51:00.000+01:00

video upped by Extorsionador For Ps2 and Wii with an October 23rd release in US, published by Activision but no credits on the Developer and precious little information other than the less than catchy caption "Shake it up as you tango with the stars of the popular TV show" exhaustingly energetic trailer though, now if you'll excuse me I must sit down now. Clickable inkies Wii ps3 Dancing

Portal Walkthrough

2007-10-15T20:53:00.000+01:00

Proving a bit of a toughie, but if your stuck, it dosen't get much better than the following most excellent Video Walkthrough site, with videos on both normal and bonus maps, including least steps, least portals and least time guides including footage on how unlock the 300ft long jump and terminal velocity achievements. Ace!!! Portal Video Walkthroughs Orange box achievements list from

Boa "Love Letter"

2007-10-15T20:30:00.000+01:00

BoA - Love LetterUploaded by tenxxx13 South Korean singer Boa with her 23rd single, currently sitting at number 15 in Japanese singles charts, I don't understand a word of course, but well it's Boa. . . . Boa's Blog Clickable inkies boa love letter pv music video single

Leprechaun Pron: Pointy Ears #2

2007-10-15T20:02:00.000+01:00

Seamus the Leprechaun here, in another, I hope, laudable attempt at bridging the species gap. A fascination with pointy ears has always been foremost in leprechaun culture, a unique besottedness which I believe we share with human beings. Pointy ears #1 all "porn for leprechauns" posts Clickable inkies pointy ears leprechaun pron porn

Mass Effect First Reviews

2007-10-15T19:43:00.000+01:00

Good? and then some if Game Informer Reviews are anything to go by "It's an adventure that is so captivating that you'll be counting the days for the sequel. It takes interactive storytelling to new heights, and brings the player closer to content than ever before. It's easily one of the year's best titles and one of the most impressive games to date." 9.75/10 Due EU November 16th, US

Folklore Reviews (PS3)

2007-10-11T20:00:00.000+01:00

An action/adventure game by Kouji Okada (the father of the Shin Megami Tensei series) that takes you through seven mysterious Earth-like worlds. A competent tour operator Kouji Okada apparently, judging from a score of 76% from 21 reviews from Metacritic Reviews Summary Evoking a sense of otherworldliness. . . .in an almost heartbreakingly beautiful way no other game ever has. Annoying

Half Life 2 The Orange Box (xbox 360) Reviews

2007-10-10T18:58:00.000+01:00

With a Ps3 release due December 2007, The Orange Box compilation includes: Half-Life 2, Half-Life 2:Episode One, Half-Life 2:Episode Two, Portal and Team Fortress 2. Scoring 98% from 7 reviews on Metacritic.com Reviews Summary A sci-fi masterpiece, a clever puzzler and a multiplayer monster wrapped into one That so much great content is offered at the standard single-game price is astonishing.

The Eye of Judgement (Ps3) Previews

2007-10-09T20:22:00.000+01:00

Due US: October 23, 2007 Australia: October 25, 2007 Europe: October 26, 2007 The Eye of Judgment is a turn-based card battle video game for the PlayStation 3, played out with real cards and the use of the next-gen EyeToy camera. Through the use of a 3' x 3' board and encrypted trading cards players conquer the field by selecting a card and placing the special cards in front of the EyeToy

Free Burma

2007-10-04T01:15:00.000+01:00

"What is there to be discouraged about? Gandhi said the victory is in the struggle itself. The struggle itself is the most important thing. I tell our followers that when we achieve democracy, we will look back with nostalgia on the struggle and how pure we were." Aung San Suu Kyi www.free-burma.org Clickable inkies free burma

Resident Evil 5 and African Zombies

2007-09-30T15:42:00.000+01:00

You've heard the debate no doubt and if not take a wee gander here. and here Games have given us the opportunity to blow the heads of child-like beings, batter prostitutes to death with baseball bats and garotte, blow up and disembowel our foes. Many game titles have placed us in the contentious role of Western soldiers slaughtering our arab and muslim brothers. Resident evil 4 placed us in

Spiderman Friend or Foe Preview

2007-09-29T15:10:00.000+01:00

For Wii, Xbox 360, Ps2, PC, PsP, DS Due US Oct 2nd, EU Oct 12th Inspired by the Spider-Man film trilogy and the Spider-Man comics, Spider-Man: Friend or Foe challenges players to defeat and then join forces with notorious Doc Ock, Green Goblin, Venom and Sandman, and embark on an epic quest to overcome a worldwide evil threat. Players control Spider-Man and one of numerous Super Hero or Super

Halo 3 Walkthrough Link List

2007-09-27T18:58:00.000+01:00

Does exactly what it says in the title, essential walkthrough guides, cheats, tips and hints for the intrepid Halo 3 gamer. Culled from a 40 minute trawl of all thats good and unholy on the www. Gamefaq Walkthrough from zukowskc Mycheats Superguide Lunabean walthrough work in progress Games.net cheats tips hints & skulls 9/9 skull locations Youtube user madhead360 Halo 3 Skull locations from

Porn for Leprechauns: Cosplay

2007-09-26T19:05:00.000+01:00

Hello Seamus the Leprechaun here, comin atcha once more with the next instalment in the now famous series of posts entitled "Porn for Leprechauns". This instalment brings to you the wonderous charms of the World of cosplay. Not that i have a feckin clue who any of these beautiful ladies are supposed to be cosplaying, but I'm sure you'll agree images like these carry an aesthetic value

Clive Barker's Jericho (Xbox 360, Ps3)

2007-09-22T17:24:00.000+01:00

Due 2007: Oct 23rd Us, and Oct 26th Eu Mingling the darkest elements (we hope) of Barker's horror fiction and films, Jericho deals with the mysterious reappearance of a lost city in a remote desert. The official Jericho Website is structured like a short adventure game requiring you to search through a mini-labyrinth of creepiness to find more information about the game. Jericho Official

Ivy and Ulala Wallpaper

2007-09-22T17:07:00.000+01:00

By special request and brought to you at absolutely no expence, following a laudable request by Father Krishna, Webmaster extraordinaire, the Elderly Gamer proudly presents Ivy and Ulala for your viewing pleasure. Clickable inkies ulala ivy wallpaper dreamcast

Soul Nomad and the World Eaters (Ps2) Previews

2007-09-19T15:07:00.000+01:00

(aka Japan Soul Cradle: Sekai o Kurau Mono) Due September 25th in the Us with no word of an EU release. Vid upped by Takeshi1589 An rpg which sees you in a fight against the World Eaters, who, using a Disgaea like battle system, you must stop from.. well... eating the World. In a neat play twist however you are possessed by the spirit of a malevolent and egotistical god called Gig,

Warriors Orochi (Ps2, Xbox360)

2007-09-18T16:22:00.000+01:00

Warriors Orochi, known in Japan as Musou Orochi was initially a PlayStation 2 action video game developed by Koei and Omega Force. the game being a crossover of two popular video game series, Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors (Specifically Dynasty Warriors 5 and Samurai Warriors 2). A port of the game was released for the XBox 360 in Japan on September 13 2007. A western version will

Pokemon Battle Revolution Walkthrough

2007-09-17T13:45:00.000+01:00

The first Wii Game for Pokémon and the first Wii game to link up to the DS, all 493 Pokémon portrayed in Widescreen loveliness. With 10 Colosseums and 8 ranks of difficulty, PBR will truly test your training ability. So if your still puzzled about setting up your battlepass, unclear as to the strengths and weaknesses of your pokemon or looking for a path to victory in Poketopia then the

Persona 3 Walkthrough

2007-09-15T15:26:00.000+01:00

Having difficulty with the day to day grind, only got a handful of Heart Collectibles? or perhaps those grades aren't what they should be? fear not, the following Walkthroughs will soon have you back in line. Kouli & Jagged Jim guides on Gamefaq Lord Yuan Shu Walkthough (with piccies) Game Faq and cheats on Neoseeker Free 30mb PDF from IGN (worthy!!) Soundtrack and Lyric Faq (scroll down past

Oshidama

2007-09-13T23:01:00.000+01:00

Nudge the white circle to the exit point avoiding the obstacles and the black holes (okay darkly blue..) in a set number of pushs. The game also features a time limit mode, you may wish to, nay you should turn on your sound for this... nice! Oshidama Clickable inkies flash games japanese free games