The Erotic Cougar Chronicles

Tell Me the Details

2010-12-02T01:00:00.000-05:00

"So, what did you do last night?" he'd ask me in his emails knowing full well it was our ritualistic Saturday night date night -- restaurant for dinner, check! Margaritas to start the wind down process, check! Then heated sex for the grand finale, check! "You know, you could take a picture of you going down on him -- maybe with you looking up at him with those gorgeous blue eyes," he'd say. "...

Ms. Horny & Mr. Interesting - Final Chapter

2010-12-01T01:00:00.003-05:00

It was the end of the week and Ms. Horny had just secured a very significant contract. She was very much looking forward to meeting her friends in the Upper Echelon as they usually did on Friday nights. A quick trip home, a shower and now here she stood squeaky clean, smelling like a summer breeze. She was dressed in a tight colorful top with a flowing collar and showing ample cleavage, along

Mr. Interesting Gets a Trainee…

2010-12-01T01:00:00.001-05:00

Damn, 11:57 p.m. on December 31st and this was not where Mr. Interesting had intended to be. The moxy poxy neutralizing gun was completed last week and he had hoped to spend his New Year’s Eve celebrating at the local strip club where he could spend his dollar bills, pay an inordinate amount for a watered down drink and watch used women swinging around poles for a few measly bucks. I mean, who

Mr. Interesting

2010-12-01T01:00:00.000-05:00

It was 4:30 p.m. and Mr. Interesting was at his desk working out a few last minute details on the plans for the moxy poxy neutralizing gun when who should enter his laboratory chamber doors but Ms. Lilly Horny, the middle-aged floozy from management. In stark contrast to Mr. Interesting’s faded blue jeans, blue collared shirt and white lab coat Ms. Horny boasted about in 5” platform heels

December 2008

2009-12-26T10:33:00.000-05:00

It's been just over a year. In some ways it doesn't seem that long ago, while in other ways it's more than a lifetime. My heart still aches when I think of the words I fell in love with, my head still has images from the paragraphs that will never become a reality. Reading archives of emails, trying to look into the words that should have warned me to be more careful, to not believe what I

Being Followed

2009-11-19T12:26:00.002-05:00

I see you in the shadows, lurking behind the corners, slouching in the darkness, creeping along behind me, watching and waiting. Why, I do not know. But I feel your eyes searching my words, looking for something I do not understand. Who are you? Do you like what you read? If you read what I write, will you think less of me or more? I'll call you my November. "Remember, remember the 5th of

The Promise

2009-07-29T13:29:00.000-04:00

"Really, I don't know about this" I said as I headed toward the car. "I'm truly not attracted to women. I don't understand why you want me to be with another woman -- what would this do for you?" "I don't know, I just think it would be hot. I think you're sexually repressed and that this would 'relax' you a little bit. You know, it won't be that bad - you wouldn't have to do anything." There is

The End

2009-06-27T18:17:00.004-04:00

Well, there I was and there you were. Neither of us spoke. I can only imagine what you were thinking, but I know that I've gone out of my way to make the first move enough times that it's your turn. You can let me know when it's my turn to drive again.I PUT YOUR PICTURE AWAY

Golden Slumbers

2009-06-22T18:00:00.003-04:00

The Last One He Wrote for Me

2009-06-06T11:09:00.002-04:00

It has been a long day. I knew he would be waiting for me at home when I arrived, but that didn't stop me from being extremely frustrated that I couldn’t get anyone to cover the studio. He practically had to put me in my car this morning to make me leave the house. It was unbelievable that I had managed to vacate the other household members for the weekend and finally, after months, then the last

Halo by Beyonce

2009-05-29T11:57:00.004-04:00

Every once in a while a song comes out that matches where you are in your life so succinctly that you can't ignore the lyrics. This one is a perfect fit for the inspiration of this blog.

The Husband Experience

2009-05-27T18:02:00.007-04:00

Completely outside of my normal musings (as I seem to have lost my muse), I thought I'd go somewhere completely different today seeing as how this is the stuff that's clogging my brain these days when I'd much rather be thinking about what I'd like to do and have done to me by this gorgeous young cub who visited my place today...oh, my, he had to be about 6'4" 190 lbs...blonde hair, light eyes

Dreaming (From Him)

2009-05-26T13:22:00.000-04:00

Hey, Gorgeous. I was thinking of you so I thought that since we have this weird connection going I would use it. You are dreaming. It is 6:40 am and you are still in bed. In your mind, slip in images of us together.We are cruising down the road in my Camaro. I’m driving, left hand on the wheel, my right hand killing me as I can't place it on your thigh because of the 6-speed stick. I take your

Stupid Dreams

2009-05-22T09:27:00.002-04:00

I woke up at about 3 am this morning, awakened by a dream. It was so real, it was a phone call from you. You sounded so happy and vital, telling me that you had put in a request to transfer out of your unit and into another and that you had sought treatment at the medical center a few weeks ago and that things were going great for you. I was so happy that you called I closed the shop down

The Visitor

2009-05-20T15:38:00.002-04:00

It's 8:00 pm, I'm sitting at one of the studio tables wrapping the projects from a birthday party. Insert coupon, put name on tissue paper, wrap so name shows through bag, onto the next piece...when a tall, dark haired guy with a shit eating grin is standing in my doorway. Hey there bad girl, what's happening with you these days? I forget all about the parent who is supposed to be showing up

Closure

2009-05-20T13:13:00.004-04:00

"I love you, I truly do, but I have to focus on my kids and my career. I'm sorry I hurt you this way." he said, and then he was gone. What had I done wrong? What could possibly had made this man of my fantasies tell me every day that he loved me and that he couldn't wait to be with me, counting down the time, making plans and then on a rainy, dreary, gloomy, cold and grey Monday tell me this.

Thinking of You

2009-05-14T15:00:00.001-04:00

Its early morning here. I'm lying in bed reading an email - not one of my coveted 'how he turns me on emails' but just a discussion, a response about life. Gradually, for no apparent reason, my breathing gets heavy, there's a throbbing ache building between my legs, an expectation of what I think I would feel if you were here even though you've never touched me. The face I see is from a photo

Three's Never A Crowd

2009-05-11T23:17:00.001-04:00

Finally, a vacation weekend in Atlantic City and I’m heading out with John to the clubs. I’ve been dying to go out dancing for months needing to get rid of a bit of stress, and other than fucking, it’s my favorite exercise. Wearing a short white skirt that barely covers my round, soft ass, a tight turtleneck sweater and a pair of black leather boots that go just over the knee I can feel the eyes

Waking Her His Way

2009-05-11T14:22:00.001-04:00

I’ve had you on my mind all day and I cannot wait to tease you again. So instead of waiting for you to wake up, I decided I’m going to wake you up. I promise I’ll be gentle, I know you can be grouchy when this is done wrong…so I’m going out of my way to make sure everything is done perfectly.You are sound asleep dreaming peacefully when your partner rolls out of bed to get ready for work. Annoyed

Waking Him My Way

2009-05-11T14:20:00.001-04:00

Now…I know how you would like to be awakened, but how could I do it without getting hurt – that would be my workaround…I would have to make sure that you are just at that point where you’re not ready to open your eyes and get out of bed, but awake enough to know I’m in bed with you. In rolling over to hit the snooze button I’ve adjusted and slithered up behind you, one arm draped around your

Expectations

2009-05-11T08:00:00.002-04:00

FROM: HERJust be yourself. You are the perfect you.You only need to work on being where your kids and job are right now. I’m a Reese’s. Sitting in the freezer just waiting for the day you open the door, unwrap the package and take a bite. I can’t make any demands on you – you have enough. I’m dessert. And for now, I’m going to sit back and enjoy the ride…I have a feeling it’s going to be a bumpy

His Response to "If Only"

2009-05-10T15:00:00.000-04:00

FROM: HIMI remember you saying that when you are tired your biggest pet peeve was having a serious conversation. I’m glad you enjoyed talking with me. I just wanted to call to help you relax. My goal was to get you to fall asleep in my arms. However I’m glad for the conversation, and this email. It makes me realize that you are still insecure about things. I’d like to address these concerns. I

Changing the Rules

2009-05-07T11:55:00.004-04:00

FROM: HIMAs far as my rules:The more I talk and type with you, the more I find I like, granted I don’t know you extremely well, and I know that nothing is set in stone. But it does make me think that I would LIKE the opportunity to fall again. I know what I like, and I don’t want to be like this for years on end. And the more I like about you the more I think that you and I would be compatible….

Still

2009-05-06T16:14:00.006-04:00

As much as my small world has changed, it remains the same.I still wake up in the morning thinking of you, but don't reach for the laptop to see your words of love and caring.I still get to work and see your picture on the wall, but I won't move the other papers covering it to see your face.I still look at the caller ID when the phone rings, but know that it won't be your voice surprising me when

The Pool Room

2009-05-05T23:32:00.004-04:00

"Hey gorgeous, we’re heading out tonight. I’ll pick you up at the studio an hour after you close. That should give you plenty of time to get ready” was the only thing he told me when he called earlier in the day. Now, as I’m waiting I’m getting more and more curious. Curious about where my evening will take me and what might be in store for us. Mundane is not in his vocabulary and he keeps me on