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One " Mammoth" of a Sale! Only $10 million dollars!

noreply@blogger.com (me) — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 07:14:00 +0000

Scientists are talking for the first time about the old idea of resurrecting extinct species as if this staple of science fiction is a realistic possibility, saying that a living mammoth could perhaps be regenerated for as little as $10 million.

A woolly mammoth hair ball. Hairs like these were used to sequence the mammoth genome. The same technology could be applied to any other extinct species from which one can obtain hair, horn, hooves, fur or feathers, and which went extinct within the last 60,000 years, the effective age limit for DNA.

Though the stuffed animals in natural history museums are not likely to burst into life again, these old collections are full of items that may contain ancient DNA that can be decoded by the new generation of DNA sequencing machines. If the genome of an extinct species can be reconstructed, biologists can work out the exact DNA differences with the genome of its nearest living relative...

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Automakers Fly First-Class on Hopes and Dreams.

noreply@blogger.com (me) — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 09:17:00 +0000

(CNN) -- Some lawmakers lashed out at the CEOs of the Big Three auto companies Wednesday for flying private jets to Washington to request taxpayer bailout money.

Chrysler CEO Robert Nardelli, left, and Ford CEO Alan Mulally testify on Capitol Hill on Wednesday.

"There is a delicious irony in seeing private luxury jets flying into Washington, D.C., and people coming off of them with tin cups in their hand, saying that they're going to be trimming down and streamlining their businesses," Rep. Gary Ackerman, D-New York, told the chief executive officers of Ford, Chrysler and General Motors at a hearing of the House Financial Services Committee.
"It's almost like seeing a guy show up at the soup kitchen in high hat and tuxedo. It kind of makes you a little bit suspicious."
He added, "couldn't you all have downgraded to first class or jet-pooled or something to get here? It would have at least sent a message that you do get it."

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The Fabulous Miss Wendy and Jewish zombies vs. The Farm Report..

noreply@blogger.com (me) — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 08:34:00 +0000

Oprah's baby's Mama Baby-Daddy gives birth... It's a Miracle

noreply@blogger.com (me) — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 05:16:00 +0000

CHICAGO (Reuters) - A transgender man who is six months pregnant said in an interview aired by Oprah Winfrey on Thursday that he always wanted to have a child and considers it a miracle. "It's not a male or female desire to have a child. It's a human desire," a thinly bearded Thomas Beatie said. "I have a very stable male identity," he added, saying that pregnancy neither defines him nor makes him feel feminine.
Beatie, 34, who lives in Oregon, was born a woman but decided to become a man 10 years ago.

He began taking testosterone treatments and had breast surgery to remove glands and flatten his chest.
"I opted not to do anything with my reproductive organs because I wanted to have a child one day," he told the talk show host. Beatie's wife Nancy said she inseminated him with a syringe using sperm purchased from a bank.
Now, he said, his size 32 jeans are getting a bit tight and his shirts are a bit stretched.

Nancy, to whom he has been married for five years and who has two grown daughters by a previous marriage, also appeared on the show, saying the couple's roles will not change once the baby is born.
"He's going to be the father and I'm going to be the mother," she said. Their marriage is legal and he is recognized under state law as a man.
The couple was shown on video provided by People Magazine, which collaborated with Winfrey on the show, showing the room that will be the baby's nursery. Beatie said the little girl was going to be "daddy's little princess."

The couple was also filmed in their hometown of Bend, Oregon, where he underwent an ultrasound showing the baby in his womb.
"I can't believe it. I can't believe she's inside me," Beatie said while watching the ultrasound image. "We see her as our little miracle."
His obstetrician, Dr. Kimberly James, who practices in the Oregon town, told Winfrey, "This is a normal pregnancy." She said Beatie stopped taking testosterone two years ago and his levels of the hormone are normal. "This baby is totally healthy," she said. "This is what I consider a normal pregnancy."

The couple said they had been turned down by a number of other doctors before James agreed to take him as a patient. The couple said an earlier attempt at pregnancy failed when he developed a tubal pregnancy, resulting in surgery that removed his Fallopian tubes.
The couple said they decided to go public with the pregnancy because they wanted to control the way the news got out. "We're just going to have the baby now," Nancy said. "If we have to, we'll go hide." The couple runs a small business in Bend and has some savings, she said. In addition, Beatie is working on a book about his childhood, his mother's suicide and his life growing in Hawaii where, as a girl, he was a teen beauty pageant contestant and earned a martial arts black belt. Winfrey called the development "a new definition of what diversity means for everybody."

Obama-Man offends Reagan & "Dead ex-Presidents": They Prefer the Living Impaired..

noreply@blogger.com (me) — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 12:08:00 +0000

President-elect Barack Obama called Nancy Reagan this afternoon to apologize for a joke about her having held "seances" in the White House, an Obama aide said.“President-elect Barack Obama called Nancy Reagan today to apologize for the careless and off handed remark he made
during today’s press conference," said transition spokeswoman Stephanie Cutter. "The President-elect expressed his admiration and affection for Mrs. Reagan that so many Americans share and they had a warm conversation."

Obama was asked at his press conference today if he'd spoken to all the "living" presidents."I have spoken to all of them who are living," he responded. "I didn’t want to get into a Nancy Reagan thing about doing any seances."

He was apparently confusing stories about Reagan's consulting with an astrologer with those about other First Ladies -- from Mary Todd Lincoln to Hillary Clinton -- who tried to make contact with figures from the past.

Link to Conference Video.

By Ben Smith 06:20 PM

Really News: Northern Exposing.

noreply@blogger.com (me) — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 22:36:00 +0000

TORONTO –Sarah Palin unwittingly took a prank call Saturday

from a Canadian comedian posing as French President Nicolas Sarkozy and telling her she would make a good president someday. “Maybe in eight years,” replies a laughing Palin.

The Republican vice presidential nominee discusses politics, the perils of hunting with Vice President Dick Cheney, and Sarkozy’s “beautiful wife,” in a recording of the six-minute call released Saturday and set to air Monday on a Quebec radio station.
Palin campaign spokeswoman Tracey Schmitt confirmed she had received the prank call.

“Governor Palin was mildly amused to learn that she had joined the ranks of heads of state, including President Sarkozy and other celebrities, in being targeted by these pranksters. C’est la vie,” she said. The call was made by a well-known Montreal comedy duo Marc-Antoine Audette and Sebastien Trudel. Known as the Masked Avengers, the two are notorious for prank calls to celebrities and heads of state.

Audette, posing as Sarkozy, speaks in an exaggerated French accent and drops ample hints that the conversation is a joke. But Palin seemingly does not pick up on them.
He tells Palin one of his favorite pastimes is hunting, also a passion of the 44-year-old Alaska governor. “I just love killing those animals. Mmm, mmm, take away life, that is so fun,” the fake Sarkozy says.

He proposes they go hunting together by helicopter, something he says he has never done.
“Well, I think we could have a lot of fun together while we’re getting work done,” Palin counters. “We can kill two birds with one stone that way.”
The comedian jokes that they shouldn’t bring Cheney along on the hunt, referring to the 2006 incident in which the vice-president shot and injured a friend while hunting quail.
“I’ll be a careful shot,” responds Palin.

Playing off the governor’s much-mocked comment in an early television interview that she had insights into foreign policy because “you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska,” the caller tells her: “You know we have a lot in common also, because … from my house I can see Belgium.”
She replies: “Well, see, we’re right next door to different countries that we all need to be working with, yes.”

When Audette refers to Canadian singer Steph Carse as Canada’s prime minister, Palin replies: “Well, he’s doing fine and yeah, when you come into a position underestimated it gives you an opportunity to prove the pundits and the critics wrong. You work that much harder.” Canada’s prime minister is Stephen Harper.
Palin praises Sarkozy throughout the call and also mentions his wife Carla Bruni, a model-turned-songwriter.
“You know, I look forward to working with you and getting to meet you personally and your beautiful wife,” Palin says. “Oh my goodness, you’ve added a lot of energy to your country with that beautiful family of yours.”
The Sarkozy impersonator tells Palin his wife is “so hot in bed” and then informs her that Bruni has written a song for her about Joe the Plumber entitled “Du rouge a levres sur une cochonne” — which translates as “Lipstick on a Pig.”

Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama derided his Republican challenger John McCain’s call for change in Washington as “lipstick on a pig,” days after Palin made a lipstick joke at the Republican convention. The McCain-Palin campaign then released an ad implying Obama was calling Palin a pig with that remark.

The caller asks Palin if Joe the Plumber is her husband and adds: “We have the equivalent of Joe the Plumber in France. It’s called Marcel, the guy with bread under his armpit.”
He also tells the Alaska governor that he loved the “documentary” made about her and referred to a pornographic film with a Palin look-alike made by Hustler founder Larry Flynt.
She answers tentatively, “Ohh, good, thank you, yes.”
The callers then reveal the prank and identify themselves and their radio station.
“Ohhh, have we been pranked?” Palin asks before handing the phone to an aide who ends the call.
Obama’s campaign spokesman Robert Gibbs, commenting on the prank, said: “I’m glad we check out our calls before we hand the phone to Barack Obama.”

source:

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Really News: Father puts Newborn on Republican ticket.

noreply@blogger.com (me) — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 23:09:00 +0000

ELIZABETHTON, Tenn. -- A new father has secretly named his baby girl Sarah McCain Palin after the Republican ticket for president and vice president.

Mark Ciptak of Elizabethton put that name on the documents for the girl's birth certificate, ignoring the name Ava Grace, which he and his wife had picked earlier.

"I don't think she believes me yet," he told the Kingsport Times-News for a story to be published Tuesday. "It's going to take some more convincing."

Ciptak, a blood bank employee for the American Red Cross, said he named his third child after John McCain and Sarah Palin to "to get the word out" about the campaign.

"I took one for the cause," he said. "I can't give a lot of financial support for the (McCain/Palin) campaign. I do have a sign up in my yard, but I can do very little."

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Live Coverage from Iraq.

noreply@blogger.com (me) — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 00:14:00 +0000

The Farm Report guest correspondent covering the tumultuous ever-changing status in Iraq; and the effect it is having if any on the upcoming elections. We placed subtitles not only for the hearing impaired, but for all of us who just have a hard time speaking and understanding terrorist. No offense to any of our subscribers that may in fact be terrorists themselves... Thank you

Don't Vote!

noreply@blogger.com (me) — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 08:09:00 +0000

Paid for by the Patrons against voting...Voting not endorsed by The Farm Report.

Obama Man: The Informerical.

noreply@blogger.com (me) — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 07:45:00 +0000

The Obama Man strikes again! This time during primetime Television. With the kind of flare and panache not seen since Leni Riefenstahl's hay day. The Obama Man strikes at the heart of the McCain campaign as well as the upper class... with an infomerical?

Reel News: For Reel Huffingtion Report???

noreply@blogger.com (me) — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 05:17:00 +0000

Unfortunately, the Farm Report was not the first to break this story. This apparent hard hitting story was first broken by the Daily Mail, then regurgitated by Huffington Report... and now we here at the Farm Report like the giving, nurturing mother bird feeding her young. We are passing the nutrients onto you. However, we give Huffington and Daily Mail all the credit they deserve for reporting this. And I do mean all the credit, thanks Huffington. Hmm... slow news day???

His humanitarian campaigning has earned him the nickname St Bono. Off duty, however, the U2 singer seems to have been tempted into a spot of hell-raising. Pictures show the 48-year-old with his arm round two bikini-clad girls as they carouse at a beach bar in St Tropez. He also joined his angel-faced companions for more drinking and dancing aboard a private yacht.

Bono is usually seen in his role as rock star, family man and anti-poverty campaigner, work for which he earned an honorary knighthood. Only last week, he appeared at a conference to make a call to ‘change the world’ before taking his wife and children off to Disneyland in California.

Holiday fun: Bono and his friend Simon Carmody join teenagers Andrea Feick and Hannah Emerson in St Tropez. But last month Bono – real name Paul Hewson – took a holiday to the South of France with his long-time friend and drinking companion Simon Carmody, a musician and former member of Irish band Golden Horde.

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Moody mouse: Bono takes his family to Disneyland but still can't manage to crack a smile
The Irishmen met up with two 19-year-olds, American fashion student Andrea Feick and her British friend Hannah Emerson, in the playboys’ playground of St Tropez.
Miss Feick told The Mail on Sunday she had known Bono for a few years but insisted their relationship had never crossed the line beyond friendship. She said: ‘I think that for somebody who’s much older than I am... no thank you. ‘No...God no!’ she laughed. ‘God no! He’s a friend of mine and that’s pretty much it. I’m not going to get into details, but it’s a small world.’

All smiles: Hannah and Andrea cuddle up to Bono. Miss Feick and Miss Emerson posted pictures of the holiday on the Facebook website, open to the public in the site’s New York and French networks. Miss Feick excitedly announced the trip in one public message to her friend, saying: ‘So Bono and Simon called me yesterday and they arrived in Cannes today, so looks like we’ll have a plan! :)’ The images show Bono wearing his trademark hat and sunglasses while drinking cocktails with the two girls at the Nikki Beach bar in St Tropez, famous for its ‘champagne battles’ where guests spray fizz at each other.

In one image, the Make Poverty History campaigner clutched Miss Feick’s hand to his chest theatrically while Carmody put his hand on Miss Emerson’s knee.
Later that evening, they took a stroll along the beach, where Bono put his arm around Miss Feick’s waist and then wrapped himself around Miss Emerson’s neck.
They made their way to a luxury yacht – thought to be the Cyan, a £12million, 140ft yacht with six cabins, owned by U2 guitarist The Edge.

The girls pose on Bono's yacht, with Andrea wearing his cap.The Edge – real name David Evans – and Bono co-own a beach side villa in Eze-sur-Mer, a village between Nice and Monte Carlo. Bono, Carmody and the girls partied into the night on the yacht. Miss Feick posed in the sunset, wearing Bono’s Castro-style peaked cap. Later in the trip, the group continued to party in St Tropez, posing outside the Oxybar, where patrons can buy ‘aromatic cocktails’. Miss Feick, who studies at a fashion school in Paris according to her Facebook entry, met Bono a couple of years ago in a club on the French Riviera, according to a friend. She lists her occupation on Facebook as ‘Jean Paul Gaultier party planner’, and also says she works for the Maison Martin Margiela.

Miss Emerson says on the website that she is a second-year Reading University student.
Bono’s marriage to his wife Ali is famously strong, and has lasted without much incident for 26 years. The singer has spoken about their relationship several times. ‘I met the most extraordinary woman and I couldn’t let her go,’ he said in 2005. ‘We have an almost creative distance between us that Ali manages.’ ‘She said to me, “You know I fell in love with you because there was mischief in your eyes. You were bold as brass and you were fearless but made me laugh. You’ve got very serious”. We’re never away from each other for more than three weeks. That’s kind of a rule.’ Bono has become one of the world’s most influential rock stars for his humanitarian campaigning. He received an honorary knighthood in 2007, shortly before his friend Tony Blair stepped down as Prime Minister.

Reported on Huffington Report:

written by (Daily Mail October 27, 2008 08:31 AM )

Celeb News: Lil Wayne done fell off.

noreply@blogger.com (me) — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 20:24:00 +0000

In the imaginary world of celeb news, Farm Report has obtained breaking news. Lil Wayne has apparently been checked into rehab for his addiction... to himself?? A source close to Lil Wayne, who didn't want to be named, we'll call shortie told us quote "Yeah he done fell off." This tragic story is all too common these day it seems. The addiction seems to have stemmed from Lil Wayne seeing himself everywhere.

In TV, radio, all over the media, Internet sex tapes and even cereal boxes. He simply couldn't escape, soon he began to use all those Millie mo' Millie's to buy up his own posters, albums; even going so far as to out bid himself on eBay for an autographed grill that he himself put up for auction. His friends and family had to finally intervene once they caught him trying to smoke one of his platinum albums. It seems that no one is safe from Lil Wayne mania... not even Lil Wayne.

Obama the Musical...

noreply@blogger.com (me) — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 00:06:00 +0000

The High School Musical onslaught has woven itself into the political tapestry. We now of "Election 2008 the Musical."

The Bionic Mexican....

noreply@blogger.com (me) — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 23:49:00 +0000

This video was sent to the news room here at Farm Report anonymously. It contains highly classified information regarding just how far the Obama man project has truly gone... South of the border. The project has been out-sourced and making bionic Mexicans...

He will be Remembered...

noreply@blogger.com (me) — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 18:54:00 +0000

After running the story below we here at the Farm Report would like to take a moment of silence to express our deepest condolences for the McCain campaign. As well as for John McCain himself. May he rest in peace...

Hmm...

What?

What do you mean he's still alive??

Oh huh... we here at the Farm Report retract condolences for John McCain. Apparently somehow is still alive. We apologize to John McCain, but still hold our moment of silence for his campaign...

In Reel News Today: And the Truth shall set you free...!

noreply@blogger.com (me) — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 18:32:00 +0000

PITTSBURGH (KDKA) ― Police tell KDKA that a campaign volunteer has now confessed to making up a story that a mugger attacked her and cut the letter B in her face after seeing her McCain bumper sticker.Ashley Todd, 20, of Texas, initially told police that she was robbed at an ATM in Bloomfield and that the suspect became enraged and started beating her after seeing her GOP sticker on her car.Police investigating the alleged attack, however, began to notice some inconsistencies in her story and administered a polygraph test.

Authorities, however, declined to release the results of that test. Investigators did say that they received photos from the ATM machine and "the photographs were verified as not being the victim making the transaction." This afternoon, a Pittsburgh police commander told KDKA Investigator Marty Griffin that Todd confessed to making up the story. The commander added that Todd will face charges; but police have not commented on what those charges will be. Authorities are expected to release more details at a news conference this afternoon.

According to police, investigators working on the interview process detected several inconsistencies in Todd's story that differed from statements made in the original police report.Pittsburgh Police Public Information Officer Diane Richard released a statement earlier today, saying: "Because of the inconsistencies in her statements, Ms. Todd was asked to submit to a polygraph examination which she agreed to do."No photos of Todd are being released by Pittsburgh Police at this time.

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Whose doing the counting??

noreply@blogger.com (me) — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 21:35:00 +0000

We used to count votes now we count bacon vid was on Radosh.net. It's Bill Maher (big shoot out to for making the film "Religulous" one of the funniest movies I have seen all year!!) interviewing Chris Rock on his thoughts on the true nature of politics in this country. As well as joking about what he thinks Obama or any other black presidental candiate's chances really are of winning the White House.

From the article:

"Obama can't allow himself to be blindsided by this as Al Gore was when he lost the 2000 election in extra innings. His campaign needs to be prepared for an immediate mobilization of all forces — communications, legal, grassroots — at the first sign of trouble. He may need to be on top of this before the polls even close, setting the narrative before McCain can"

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Take that Velociraptor!!

noreply@blogger.com (me) — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 08:11:00 +0000

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The 700 Billion Dollar Man

noreply@blogger.com (me) — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 07:21:00 +0000

Our very own crack news team made a startling discovery; while investigating the seven hundred billion dollar bailout passed by the House and Senate. An ear mark in the bill would give billions to a project known as S.O.U.L. Upon further infestations led to the discovery of the true nature of this unpublicized government project and its true purpose. What Farm Report reveals here is has been classified higher than top secret. The project was originally started several years ago.

The project was originally intended to create a race of super republican candidates. These candidates would appeal to the left as well as minority groups; in short to be the perfect republican. The project was a backlash as a result of the failure of another republican project known only as “W.” However, even more startling was finding out just who the first test subject was; the candidate was dubbed the “Obama man.” All of the logistics, Intel, and blue prints for creating Barack Obama were found in these files Apparently, he was created by splicing republican genetic material from Ronald Reagan with that of JFK’s swagger.

But it’s here where something went wrong; so terribly wrong. One of the scientists working on the project left out his Boys’ to Men, and Bell Biv Devo vinyl records out along with a can of soul-glow jerry curl juice. This all fell into the chemical vat that would become the Obama man. Republicans soon got more then they bargained for, as the Obama man could not be contained. He soon broke out of the lab and began running amok. That is until a search team of Democrats found him, living like a wild man out in the wilderness barely alive.

They soon tapped his abilities for their own agenda. But this did not seem to be enough for democrats. They made him stronger, faster and better then any other candidate before. They made the Obama man.. bionic. They gave him bionic speech giving him the power to win over any wavering or undecided voters. As well as bionic arms that gave him amazing bi-partisan grip to break through all opposition. Now neither side is safe from the wrath of the perfect candidate; the Obama Man.

Go watch this movie!!!

noreply@blogger.com (me) — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 07:02:00 +0000

Last Night's Debate

noreply@blogger.com (me) — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 09:30:00 +0000

California Wildfires: Caused by Nature's Homophobia?

noreply@blogger.com (me) — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 09:08:00 +0000

Nature is back at it again. Hitting the greater LA area, right in the heart of Lakeview Terrance, with a succession of wildfires. This may be just a taste of what’s in store for us. The latest reports have estimated that the fires have damaged over 5000 acres of the San Fernando Valley were left charred and in ashes. Our investigations into the exact cause of these so-called wildfires, has been troubling. The evidence is mounting, pointing toward none other than Mother Nature herself…and her Homophobia!

These fires are the latest in countless anti-gay civil union and marriage Gestapo tactics; that Mother Nature has allegedly used over the years to strike fear into so many little gay hearts. Its no secret nature has publicly come out in support for Proposition 8. This controversial amendment to California’s constitution would eliminate the rights of same sex couples to get hitched in California. Though nature has emphatically denied any implications in the fires. Two eyewitnesses, who we will call Adam and Steve for their protection and pictured below, were atop the Santa Susanna Mountains horseback riding.

According to them they were frolicking through the valley when they witnessed the fire starting, “it was awful, just awful…I’d never seen anything flaming out of control like that.” The evidence implicating Mother Nature has been mounting for some time now; dating as far back as pre-historic times. Evidence that has recently come to light points to the Ice Age being her way of wiping out gay Neanderthals. And the great flood during the time of Noah happened during first ever Gay Pride parade at Sodom and Gomorra. Should we chalk this up to coincidence? Nature has given several public statements as to why she supports Proposition 8.

Sighting that it doesn’t want the church she currently attends to lose its tax-exemption status. She also fears that if it does not pass that it will open up churches to have to marry same-sex couples. Pastors like JIM GARLOW, that happen to support Proposition 8, of the San Diego Evangelical daises decline to comment on these fires. However, he and other major religious institutions such as The Mormon Church, Orthodox Jewish Congregations of America, and the Roman Catholic Church; firmly back the Proposition along side Nature stating its impeccable track record in backing such initiatives:

except for the following in tiny print no birth control policy, accusations of molesting young boys, the Inquisitions, the Crusades and well the entire Dark Ages.

Nature has not replied to our numerous phone calls and emails asking for a comment. But rest assured we will continue our lengthy investigation into “Nature’s Homophobia.

Tears of Anchor

noreply@blogger.com (me) — Wed, 20 Nov 1996 08:33:00 +0000

Tears

noreply@blogger.com (me) — Wed, 20 Nov 1996 07:54:00 +0000

The Farm Report wants to hear from you, no not you, no the person behind you; yes you! Submit any news story, picture or video that you feel is note worthy. Just leave us a link or submit it directly to... We really do want to hear from you, again not you, behind you; that's right from you..

The Fabulous Miss Wendy and Jewish zombies vs. The Farm Report..

noreply@blogger.com (me) — Mon, 18 Nov 1996 08:01:00 +0000

In the past we have had rocker-stars, from time to time, regal us with their own special brand of shenanigans and heathen-like behavior. They commit the kind of shit behavior that would make anyone witnessing these acts text WTF to their friends; What the Fuck indeed?

Behavior such as trashing expensive hotel rooms, biting the heads off live bats, to playing records backwards to reveal their satanic messages. Let us not forget the infamous fish story. Through the years we have accepted all this, even come to expect it from them. But all these deeds pale in comparison to the deeds of LA rocker-star the Fabulous Miss Wendy. So let’s ask her about them.

Mad Mike: Ok Miss first question, what are you working on now slash your current projects?

Miss Wendy: Currently I am throwing a GIANT party on December 3rd, at the New Safari Sam's (now located at the historic Regent Theatre) in Downtown Los Angeles. I will be celebrating my debut record and showing 2 brand new music videos to do so! "Bam" like Emeril :)

Mad Mike: Hmm.. So keeping that in mind what exactly are your goals? Isn’t it true you’re plotting to take over the world with your own army of zombies?

Miss Wendy: Umm..... (wink) The event on December 3rd is totally unrelated to my world-domination plan (wink) involving my own army of zombies.... (wink wink).

Mad Mike: Is there something in your eye you keep winking at me? Can I just address the rumors about you now; are you in fact Jewish? Does that mean you are recruiting Jewish zombies only?

Miss Wendy: Yes it is true, I am Jewish, but no I do not discriminate, a zombie is a zombie, be it whatever kind of zombie it is... by the way, did anybody see the bucket of brains I had sitting around?

Mad Mike: Now I have to ask “ The Obama Man” seems to be beating you to the punch on world domination; your thoughts?

Miss Wendy: I am glad that Obama will be our next president... and... Yes I did vote for Obama, so did everybody else I know! Obama is pro-zombie for sure!

Mad Mike: So you have cats correct, what are their names and how do they fit into your Jewish army of the undead?

Miss Wendy: I have 2 cats going on 3. They are part of my plans for world domination because they actually are zombies, but they are so cute and cuddly that nobody ever suspects them.

Mad Mike: So Prop 8 passed here in California… excuse me I need a moment to digest and comprehend that… Thoughts?

Miss Wendy: Prop 8 passing is a big problem here in CA, because I dig chicks and What if I want to bang one and she was so great that I wanted to bang her everyday for the rest of our lives... We can't even make it official! Or what if I get a sex-change-operation, knock up some chick, and want to do the right thing and marry her? Could I even? I don't know, prop 8 makes it so nebulous.

Mad Mike: So what exactly does the future hold for the world, Miss Wendy; what’s coming up?

Miss Wendy: Now with all my recent success, I plan to make a new record, tour the world, get more magazine articles, do more TV, films, commercials, and radio, and basically rule the freaking world!

Mad Mike: Question…if they in fact hit the do over button on the election tomorrow; what fictitious slash mythical creature would stand a snowball’s chance in hell against the Obama Man?

Miss Wendy: I would vote for Fabio like 20 years ago...LOL

Mad Mike: Kinky, but it’s a free country I guess; even if you vote third party. So any musical influences you’d like to share as well as personal?

Miss Wendy:. Some of my influences personally and musically are Madonna, Brittany Spears, Lindsey Lohan, Gwen Stefani, Courtney Love, that chick from Paramore, and Avril Lavigne.

Mad Mike: I used to date a girl that was a dead ringer for Avril…she could have been her stunt double. Which brings me to my final question, is there ever a time when no really means yes?

Miss Wendy: Of course there is a time when no really means yes... like if you asked if The Fabulous Miss Wendy kicked ass and I said "No" (I really meant "Yes").... or if I said "You should Not visit www.thefabulousmisswendy.com and myspace.com/thefabulousmisswendy, and you should not go to the big party on December 3rd...Or if I said that I didn't have plans to take over the world with my own army of brain-eating zombies!

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Live Coverage from Iraq.

Don't Vote!

Obama Man: The Informerical.

Reel News: For Reel Huffingtion Report???

Celeb News: Lil Wayne done fell off.

Obama the Musical...

The Bionic Mexican....

He will be Remembered...

In Reel News Today: And the Truth shall set you free...!

Whose doing the counting??

Take that Velociraptor!!

The 700 Billion Dollar Man

Go watch this movie!!!

Last Night's Debate

California Wildfires: Caused by Nature's Homophobia?

Tears of Anchor

The Fabulous Miss Wendy and Jewish zombies vs. The Farm Report..