The Farter Gazette

Wow

2010-12-28T20:11:00.000-08:00

Haven't updated this shit in forever. I stopped working on the website a while ago. But I'll be working on it soon in the future. (hopefully)

The game is also on pause. I've made a somewhat workable game, but small things aren't working, and it's pissing me off.

Now I'm working on dubstep again. I made a myspace for all my shit. I found myspace easier and more popular to use than other music posting sites.

Click here for my Myspace

Website Paused: Game started

2010-09-28T14:53:00.000-07:00

All work on the website has been put on pause, we are now working on a flash game involving an ostrich and feral babies.

2010-09-22T16:47:00.001-07:00

Still working on the website. Javascript can be a bitch. Haven't done anything in a while. I'm working on some dubstep. To all my peeps, thanks for the support.

Website still in progress

2010-09-15T06:13:00.000-07:00

Me and my friend, codename Obibital, are making a website to showcase our music and flash animations stuff like that. The design of the site has been completed, just working on the javascript for the navigation buttons. A logo for the site is being worked on, and hopefully we'll have more content available on the site.

Then we have to go through the pain of copyrighting our stuff with Creative Commons.

FUN.

Vengeance

2010-09-14T13:29:00.000-07:00

NEW TRACK: Vengeance.

I took a clip from Pulp Fiction and remixed the shit up. It's not that great. But whatever. DEAL WITH IT.

The Pledge

2010-09-11T15:28:00.001-07:00

The track in my previous post is uploaded to my soundclick account if you're interested in hearing it. I'm working on another track as of now. Yes, this is what I do all day. And I'm pretty bad at it.
MC FAILURE

I'm working on a new track

2010-09-09T13:08:00.000-07:00

The track I'm working on involves a group of children singing the pledge of allegiance + hardcore bass. It's only a minute long right now, and that's probably as long as it'll get. It'll be done by tonight, I'll upload it sometime tomorrow.

Dubstep is hard work. It takes forever to get the right sound and tempo and shit. I spend a lot of time listening to dubstep, then I go back and work on my own tracks. Fruity Loops is an intense program though. So many possibilities with it. You just need ideas to utilize the possibilities, and ideas is something I don't have. lolz

Check out the tracks I've made so far, if you haven't already.
CHECK ME OUT, I'M MC FAILURE!

4th Track

2010-09-08T14:16:00.000-07:00

I uploaded my 4th track, "Sidewalk Bloodbath".

It's a combination of the song "Sidewalk Walking" and "Savage Bloodbath" by G.G. Allin. He was genius. He'd shit and piss on stage, and then roll around in it, then throw it at his audience. People remember him for his grotesque shows, but I'll remember him for his music. He made some quite interesting songs and spoken word tracks.

I'm tired of putting the little widget thing on my posts, so here's a link to my Soundclick page, you can listen to the song there.
MC Failure

3rd TRACK LOLZ

2010-09-07T14:39:00.000-07:00

"Family Man" is up. It's a dubstep song I made using a spoken word track called "Family Man" made by Black Flag. Family Man was a interesting album. I love Black Flag, and other hardcore punk bands from the 80s. I wish punk bands played like Black Flag and Minor Threat still. Oh well.

2 New/old tracks

2010-09-06T18:12:00.000-07:00

I will be uploading tracks I make on this site SoundClick.com

I makes a nice little widget thing that displays all my songs, which I hope works when I put it in the HTML on this blog post.

I just uploaded two tracks to it, both are old and one you have heard of. They don't even have titles, and I probably won't be working on them ever again. I'm working on a couple songs. They're coming out okay, I have new techniques on making bass sounds so my music is getting better.

Track #1

2010-09-05T00:45:00.000-07:00

It sucks. The beat sucks. The wubs suck. Whatever.

It's called "Family Man". I got a track off the album Family Man by Black Flag. It's a spoken word album, and I thought it would be cool to use/remix.

http://soundcloud.com/leveloffailure/family-man

I might be uploading more if you're interested, and I promise it will be better. lol

Dubstep

2010-09-04T09:09:00.000-07:00

I finished my first dubstep track. I'm not sure if I should upload it somewhere so people can listen to it, maybe later. If I ever get an actual website I'll probably put it there.

And just so this blog isn't all that boring, here's a screenshot of FL 9.

Making Dubstep

2010-09-02T22:14:00.000-07:00

I'm working on some dubstep, working on a website, doin' all sorts of stuff. Hard work man. (especially the dubstep)

In other news, there's a random hurricane coming to New England. It's gonna rain like, all day tomorrow. So I'll probably get some work done on the dubstep and the website.

2010-08-26T11:55:00.001-07:00

Updatin' mah blog. Might be buying a domain and I'll dump my dumps on it. Yeaaaah.

2010-07-24T16:43:00.001-07:00

Having neck pains is the worst. Especially when you're trying to move your head.

2010-07-19T10:35:00.001-07:00

Free drinks: Go to your local Panara Restaurant. Go to the drink machine. Take a complementary water cup. Fill it with any drink you desire.

Turrent - Turrent

2010-06-26T15:37:00.000-07:00

Torrent this mofo'. It's done. 7 songs. Most of which I completed 5 minutes before putting it on Demonoid. Not kidding.

http://www.demonoid.com/files/details/2292926/?rel=1277591548

Album artist: Turrent
Album name: Turrent

LOLZ

2010-06-23T16:51:00.003-07:00

Still working on my torrent album. I'm in pretty hard writer's block. Music is something that's difficult to create. Musicians know what I'm talkin' about.

2010-06-23T16:51:00.001-07:00

Still working on my torrent album. I'm in pretty hard writer's block. Music is something that's difficult to create. Musicians know what I'm talkin' about.

Those last 4 posts were strange

2010-06-10T13:51:00.000-07:00

Apparently making posts via SMS doesn't work out so well. Oh well, the post was about BP oil, nobody really cares about that situation anymore anyway.

I'm making an album in Fruity Loops. It's gonna suck.
I'll put it up for download on Demonoid.com, I don't know about putting it up on TPB.

For now, here's a picture I made in Photoshop.

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2010-05-02T14:09:00.001-07:00

This blog is now updated. Super-super-super great. Super-super-super great.