the fat girl's blog

2005-11-19T18:49:00.000-08:00

sorry y'all, but the fat girl has to go on a little hiatus (she's been on one, she knows). So, please don't take offense if you all don't hear from her until 2006.

sorry,
your friendly neighborhood fat girl

2005-09-30T17:28:00.000-07:00

hey peoples. nothing major to report, but the fat girl can say that she discovered one thing: it's always better to hand-stir brownies than to blend them with a hand mixer. hmm, what else...oh yeah, the fat girl found this awesome website where you can download a plugin for your preferred music player (the fat girl uses the itunes one) and it logs into the website and reports what tracks you've listened to. hey, go and see what the fat girl is listening to right now.

did tfg tell you guys about garage band? if not, there's no time like the present. garage band is a website that basically gives unsigned bands some publicity and a chance to spread their music. how exactly do they do that? well, they give away free music. that's right, free. really free. not illegally free. not riaa unapproved free. completely gratis. so, when you're done watching your NSYNC concert dvd, and have nothing else to do, go there. and when you are there, look for the band pacemaker jane. "good suspicion" and "power steering" are awesome tracks.

here's to the night...

2005-09-16T22:35:00.000-07:00

oh, man. well, it was good while it lasted. yes, that's right: from august 22 to now, i've been going out with this guy named joel. well, tonight we broke up. don't worry; it was mutual, and the fat girl was planning on breaking up with him anyways. he was too anti-social. anyhoo, the fat girl found this really cool website to go to pass the time.

until we meet again...

2005-08-23T17:39:00.000-07:00

well, the fat girl has good news: she just saved a bunch of money by switching to geico. no, seriously, she has a new boyfriend, and his name is joel. so, in honor of the name which the fat girl now praises, go check out some cool joels.

joel osteen
billy joel
joel madden

also, the fat girl felt like some brownies, so she made her own from this recipe. if you don't screw it up, they're some pretty good brownies.

2005-08-19T22:31:00.000-07:00

ok; here's the situation: the fat girl wants to ask this guy she likes to the movies with her. she doesn't want to seem too forward (that's messed up a lot of things in the past), but she is anxious that he likes her too, but can't admit it because he's afraid of rejection. so, what movies should she see with him? or, what else could she do with him on their date?

post away people. also, please go to gizoogle. the fat girl promises you'll laugh your ass off.

2005-08-14T14:39:00.000-07:00

hello peoples. the fat girl just wanted to wish all a happy sunday, and tell you all about her linking epiphany with blogrolling. she is currently using the system for her links and loves it so far. she has also put up a link for blogrolling her under "feeds and stuff."

p.s. check the guys at geek speak radio out. their podcast usually consists of conversations about the latest technology in video games and computers, and other stuff like that. they're usually pretty good; the fat girl has most of their episodes on her ipod. did she mention you can also download the podcast from the new podcast directory on itunes? they also have this weird obession for the tv show lost(?).

2005-08-12T23:15:00.000-07:00

howdy y'all! the fat girl is sorry she hasn't written, but OH BOY, does she have a GOOD ONE for you tonight!

now, the fat girl tries not to talk about politics and religion much on her blog (she's non-denominational christian and a democrat, if you must know) but when she did a search for pictures of deep fried candy bars (by popular request), she came across this article. She guesses it was because all the articles with pictures were talking about fattening foods; but she digresses. if you read the article, you will understand that the gist of it can be summed up this way: Satan controls fatty foods (and yes, they include dairy products) and he poisons everything in our lives: our air, our crops, and our water. the fat girl needs to stop right here. isn't the PERSON's fault what he or she chooses to eat or not eat? the fat girl simply does not believe in piling all the world's problems on a fallen angel (if you're going to get angry with the fat girl for calling satan a fallen angel, check your version of the story just how satan got to hell.) now, don't get her wrong: the fat girl believes there is a devil, and there is evil in the world. this does not, however make up for what we as humans do ourselves. and, of course there are natural disasters like floods and famine for which no one can be held accountable, but, for the most part, hate and evil come from man.

oy vey.

the fat girl won't even go into the author's comment of

"...We've already discussed how Satan has used feminism to destroy lifes. Gloria Steinem says that you are either a feminist or a masochist. She is wrong. Feminists are masochists. If women were taken care of and stayed home and did their job of being expert at cooking, they would feed their family right instead of making them fat and sick."

anyways, here's pictures of the deep fried candy bar.

Pictures courtesy of Puddin Party (cross-section) and St. Petersburg Times Online

2005-07-30T22:26:00.000-07:00

the fat girl went to the gilroy garlic festival today. she ate a lot, a lot of food with garlic. there were garlic fries, garlic steak tacos, ginger garlic stir fry, and other things...

so, keeping with the theme, the fat girl has decided she'll post some of her favorite recipes.

deep fried candy bars
fajitas
cheesesteaks (the fat girl has offended many a philedelphia native when she calls them PHILLY cheesesteaks.)

she also found this other link to "almost-copyright-infringement" of kfc.

if the fat girl talks about food anymore, she'll puke on her keyboard.

so, to get off the topic, she'll tell you that she's going to go to torrid tomorrow. if you don't know, torrid is every fat girl's fashion paradise. the fat girl has bought many formal outfits from them, and everyday clothes.

oh bother, the fat girl is tired from today and must leave you all. adieu!

2005-07-22T00:25:00.000-07:00

Your 80s Theme Song:

Your 80s Theme Song is Chains of Love by Erasure

What's Your 80's Theme Song?

wow...the fat girl has never heard of that song before...

2005-07-22T00:19:00.000-07:00

Your Girl Parts Are Named: Velvet Love Pocket

Get your own Sex Name

wow, the fat girl never thought of naming hers that...

2005-07-22T00:18:00.000-07:00

Your Porn Star Name is: Nasty Thong

Get your own Porn Star Name

ok, that's kind of disturbing...

2005-07-16T14:22:00.000-07:00

the fat girl just wanted to do a little check in to make sure you all are not heartbroken over the news. yes, she knows, but it had to be done. she won't be doing much today; just doing a little publicizing of the blog, reading, and trying her hand at blackberry pie. wish her luck; she's never made a fruit pie before.

2005-07-14T15:53:00.000-07:00

the fat girl has come to the difficult decision that she will only post once a week from now on. the fat girl is a student, and she has personal matters to attend to. once again, the fat girl will only be posting once a week, unless she is moved to post otherwise.

thanks for being cool.

2005-07-11T11:21:00.000-07:00

hey! the fat girl is back, and she's ready to rant.

so, the fat girl just downloaded itunes 4.9 with the new podcast feature. cool, right? WRONG! although the fat girl loves the variety of podcasts the itunes store offers (plus, they're VERY free), she is upset because of the speed of the downloads. she was even able to download the whole demon days album (which she is firmly convinced is the best album of the year; her favorite tracks are "fire coming out of the monkey's head,"" feel good inc," and "kids with guns") in the time that ONE podcast downloaded. arrrgh.

in other news, this monday marks the third week the fat girl has been in curves. she is making progress and estimates she's lost about 10 pounds. she was wondering though if anyone knows if members get meal plans at any time in their development.

the fat girl also found a great website for downloading music and finding new artists. hey, there's even a track by bo bice (yes, from american idol) from before he made it big. the fat girl was also pleased that there is a musician's section. the fat girl is not sure if she's made the fact public that she's been playing the drums for two years know, and is pretty decent with percussion in general. she plays a black Pearl export set with all Zildjian cymbals. sweet, I know.

2005-07-07T23:03:00.000-07:00

the fat girl is sorry she hasn't posted in a few days. she is having family over that she hasn't seen in a while, so she has gone on a mini hiatus.

p.s. the fat girl visited cec yesterday. awesome, as usual.

2005-07-03T19:08:00.000-07:00

No Need to Click Here - I'm just claiming my feed at Feedster

2005-07-02T22:46:00.000-07:00

hey, it's the fat girl's first consumer report! (oh joy)

so, the fat girl went to macaroni grill for lunch today. the waitress was ok, but there was a lack of dishes to be served. the fat girl had fettuchini alfredo w/shrimp. the fat girl is really impressed with how seasoned the shrimp were. also, authentic rosemary bread and olive oil w/fresh pepper for appetizer. the fat girl suggests the rmg if you're too chicken to go to a real italian restaurant, or you're boycotting olive garden for some reason. however, if you're in the mood for italian, and there are other options where you are, olive garden is better. on a scale of 1 to 10, the fat girl gives this place a 7.

p.s. the fat girl HATES boba in her smoothies. they're so slimy.

p.p.s. the fat girl is sorry she hasn't posted in a few days. she won't post for sure on monday, so have a happy fourth. go to bolt and download some music to celebrate.

2005-06-29T18:11:00.000-07:00

YAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!

the fat girl has just recieved her first (unsolicited) plug. so it's brief, and somewhat derogatory, but what the hell! it got SOMEONE to come, didn't it. besides, no publicity is bad publicty. read it here.

2005-06-29T15:58:00.000-07:00

OH THE HUMANITY! WHY, WHY, WHY? Nick, AJ's the bad boy, not you!

(Picture courtesy of E! online)

2005-06-29T15:43:00.000-07:00

why?

why are people so cruel? why would anyone want to see a nude (and six months pregnant) britney? is it so they can laugh at her, the poor has been? well, the fat girl thinks so. if she takes this deal, she will forever be a sellout in the fat girl's book.

sigh...

p.s. just click, and give it a chance; it's a quite intricate story...

2005-06-28T15:28:00.000-07:00

THEY'RE FINALLY GETTIN' MARRIED!

well, friends, today is a day that will live in infamy: avril and deryck (or however you spell his name) are engaged! the fat girl is gonna cry...

p.s. check out the fat girl's new crush.

2005-06-27T10:19:00.000-07:00

V is for victory!

MJ has finally released a statement for his fans on MJJ Source. Please, even if you're not a fan, watch at least the intro to the website. this is a golden moment in the history of weird and strange intros to flash websites.

2005-06-26T20:51:00.000-07:00

You are Eric Clapton. You can rock 'n roll but you
can also get down and dirty with the blues.

What guitar legend are you?
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NO FREAKING WAY!

2005-06-26T20:46:00.000-07:00

you will die quietly in bed at an old age. have a
nice rest of your life.

How will you die?
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SWEET!

2005-06-25T16:15:00.000-07:00

the fat girl hates hello and picasa. both programs can kiss her big, sweaty, cellulitey natural black hindquarters. it took her 2 hours just to get all her pictures onto picasa.

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the fat girl feels better now.

oh, she also hates sitcoms.

all of them.

except for the stuff on adult swim. they rock.

please, just go download some music for Pete's sake.

sigh...

p.s. added a lot of new places the fat girl has been. just look under the counter.