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	<description>We are what we think; all that we are, arises with our thoughts; with our thoughts, we make the world.</description>
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		<title>HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 14:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Larene</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM 1. Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14 -16 men&#8217;s work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with an old, well-read copy of Guns &#38; Ammo Magazine. 3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines. 4. Leave [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Eternal Laws</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2012 22:49:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Larene</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Law of Mechanical Repair &#8211; After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you&#8217;ll have to pee.  2. Law of Gravity &#8211; Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. 3. Law of Probability &#8211; The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>One Flaw In Women</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Mar 2012 03:27:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Larene</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Women have strengths that amaze men&#8230;. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in.. They stand up to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I can’t get the freakin printer to work!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2012 15:48:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Larene</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I can&#8217;t get the freakin printer to work!]]></description>
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		<title>Wedding Anniversary Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 15:12:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Larene</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him &#8220;Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!&#8221; The next morning Rick got up early and left for work. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What Love means to a 4-8 year old…</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 15:06:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Larene</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Slow down for three minutes to read this. It is so worth it. Touching words from the mouth of babes.. A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds , &#8216;What does love mean?&#8217; The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You were always there for me….</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Dec 2011 00:03:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Larene</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Susie&#8217;s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months. Things looked grim, but she was by his bedside every single day. One day as he slipped back into consciousness, he motioned for her to come close to him. She pulled the chair close to the bed and leaned her ear [...]]]></description>
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		<title>THE LORD’S PRAYER</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2011 01:48:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Larene</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[THE LORD&#8217;S PRAYER Rather cleverly done. This is in two parts, the prayer (in blue type) and GOD (in red type) in response. It is very, very good. Our Father Who Art In Heaven. Yes? Don&#8217;t interrupt me. I&#8217;m praying. But &#8212; you called ME! Called you? No, I didn&#8217;t call you. I&#8217;m praying. Our [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Proofreading is a dying art</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2011 14:45:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Larene</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[These headlines should have been proofread before they were printed! ]]></description>
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		<title>Children Are Quick</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Sep 2011 02:31:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Larene</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[LAUGHTER  IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!]]></description>
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