The Frigid Jones's Diary

Wakey Wakey Wicked

2011-05-17T21:05:00.000-07:00

Currently playing: "Nausea" by Beck

the continuation...

and so on...

Woke Up Wicked

2011-05-17T20:30:00.000-07:00

Currently playing: "King of Pain" by Alanis Morissette feat. Sting

"It's just another hang-over Monday!"
(actual date: May 16, the morning after gatecrashing some parties over the weekend)

to be continued...

Gay, Interrupted

2011-05-17T20:03:00.000-07:00

Currently playing: "How to Fight Loneliness" by Wilco

College years...

our guidance counselor asked me to write something about myself on the introductory part of my daily journal.

Here's what I came up:

Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus, Gays are from..?

2011-05-08T01:45:00.000-07:00

Currently playing: "Under the Water" by Jewel

Women are so complicated.
I am depressed.
I am heartbroken.
I am upset.
I am disappointed.

Men are so easy.
I'm thirsty.
I'm hungry.
I'm horny.

Gays are a lot easier.
I'm gay!

When Queery Tales Come True: "An Affair to Dismember"

2011-05-05T10:55:00.000-07:00

Currently playing: "Let's Make Love and Listen to Death From Above" by CSS

Then comes a very special affair in your life that nobody wants to attend.

You Are Cordially Invited
to become The Third Party

The Queer Bee
requests the honor of your presence
to witness the scandalous lives
of Snow Wife,
Prince Charming
and Queen Grimhilde

Party starts anytime and anywhere.

To be hosted by:
The Wizard of Ops

Dark Scent Collections by PFF

2011-05-03T00:51:00.001-07:00

Currently playing: "Jager Yoga" by CSS (Cansei De Ser Sexy)

Secretive.

Addictive.

Sensitive.

Manipulative.

Seductive.

What's your scent?

S O O N

Photography by Archer Durano Singson

http://www.theartfularcher.blogspot.com/

When Queery Tales Come True: "Prologue"

2011-04-18T04:37:00.000-07:00

Currently playing: "Sometime, Somewhere" by Regine Velasquez (from "Songbird Sings Classics" album)

Once upon a time just a while ago...
happy ending ended so soon.

All the king's men frowned,
and all the fairies drowned.

Hopes and dreams never came true.
Prayers from the heart were never heard.

Cinderella's glass shoes was broken,
and the color of Dorothy's ruby slippers fade.

Sleeping beauty died in her sleep as Snow White choked the entire apple.

Ariel was mistaken as a tuna,
and Swan Lake princess was shot in the head.

Pocahontas confessed that she's a lesbian and she's been dating Mulan.

And they'd all lived.
Happily.
Never after.

What About Happy Endings?

2010-11-29T16:25:00.000-08:00

Currently playing: "What About Love?" by Regine Velasquez (from Fantasy Album)

I have decided to be brokenhearted today.

10,000 Movies and Novels

2010-11-29T16:15:00.000-08:00

Currently playing: "Been Waiting" by Regine Velasquez (from Fantasy Album)

There should be a gadget that would record all your imaginations and fantasies without the need to tire yourself.
I am very lazy to write down my thoughts so I need something like a micro chip that I can insert in my head so I can go on daydreaming and just hire an editor.
Imagine, writing down what comes into my mind requires high powered AV technology that would capture every single detail of what goes around my nuts.
If my mother just thought of this when she gave birth to me then she could have published thousands of best selling novels and produced hundreds of quality movies.
Hmmm...
Just a nutsy thought.

Nega Stardom

2010-11-25T12:28:00.000-08:00

Currently playing: "Queer" by Garbage

I apologize for my behavior lately.
I am not joining your party for some reasons and I hope it will not affect my annual appraisal since that activity is non-work related.
Or let me elaborate.
The party has nothing to do with my productivity.
My performance.
And my scorecards.

I am so stressed out with work lately and my idea of a party is to "relax, chill and have fun."
But what you are planning would cause me a breakdown.
Not fun.
So, enjoy!
Have fun!
I don't party during Christmas season anyway.
Maybe you have forgotten.
I came from the grand Tribe of Grinches.

Hatefully yours,

Queer Grinch

The Queer Bee Diaries: (TFJD Book 11)

2010-11-24T17:03:00.000-08:00

Currently playing: "You Don't Know" by Regine Velasquez (Fantasy Album)

48 years later...
The Queer Bee has finally risen.
With a heavy heart.

Just a recap of what happened for the past half-a-century:
Desperate Frigid Jones died from fart attack.
There were lots of famous personalities who tried to attempt to recover the infamous "Frigid Jones Diary".
But it was nowhere to be found.
Until now...

SKIP (I was only given 6 minutes to post this ad).

As of this writing,
the Queer Bee is already on top of his so called dragging life.
And of course,
he already found a new love.
Loves.
And lost it.
And found another one.
Two.
Oh, three?
Three as of this writing.

"The One"
Age: Unknown (early 30s?)
Civil status: (Happily) married with one kid
Status symbol: Highly intellectual Level 6 Yuppy

"The Little Prince"
Age: late 20s
Civil status: Single (just recently, according to my sources)
Status symbol: Highly intellectual Level 4 College varsity

"The Imaginary Boyfriend"
Currently in the works.

Death of a Primetime Diva

2010-02-24T08:27:00.000-08:00

Currently playing: "Sweet Disposition" by The Temper Trap

After the grandiose 30th month-long birthday celebration,
the Queer Bee was found...
almost dead.

Get-away bags stuffed with the following;

Tanning lotion.
Maxed out credit cards.
Sunblock.
Disconnected telephone lines.
Sarong.
Drained savings account.
Board shorts.
Confused mind.
Sewing kit.
Exhausted energy.
Medicine kit.
Broken heart.
Airline tickets.
Lovely bones.
Beach essentials.
A beautiful face.
And a pouch full of drama.

The death of the primetime diva gave birth to a drama queer.

Queer, Ressurected

2010-02-23T13:01:00.000-08:00

Currently playing: "Us" by Regina Spektor

Where have me been?

I have been sleeping if not working for the past few months.
I have been busier (than ever) from the time that I was transferred to the new department.
Busier. At work.
Lazier. At home.

My friend Bunchy Linking (not her real name) reminded me that I have been wasting my weekends over comfort foods (did I mention I'm now cooking my own meal in my own kitchen?) and replays of Audrey Hepburn classics.
According to her sarcastic tweet: I should "practice living" again.
Well, part of me has been dead.
Most of my time were spent at the office trying to correct other people's behavior while I can't check my own.
All this time I have been cruel, mad and vengeful.
To myself.

Wait in Vain... Until It Gets Boring

2009-12-08T18:06:00.000-08:00

Currently playing: "Toyfriend" by David Guetta feat. Wynter Gordon

Before

Le Stein: "You deserve someone better."

Me: "Nobody but you."

Le Stein: "Time will tell."

After 48 years...

Le Stein: "I'm a better man now because of you."

Me: "Yeah, right. And older."

Le Stein: "And you still look the same."

Me: "I have been drinking 11 cups of coffee a day since you've been gone. You know... anti-oxidants. I'm almost immortal now."

Le Stein: "I miss you."

Me: "That's... classic."

10 Reasons Why I Gave Up On You

2009-12-07T15:49:00.000-08:00

Currently playing: "Alkohol" by Radio Active Sago

1. You make me feel terrible "the morning after".

2. You're giving me headache.

3. You make me fat.

4. You're overrated.

5. You make me wanna puke!

6. You stink!

7. You make me stink!

8. You make me dizzy.

9. You make me feel wasted.

10. You're a waste of money!

The Walk

2009-12-01T20:44:00.000-08:00

Currently playing: "Baby, Don't You Break My Heart Slow" by Vonda Shepard

So tired of running away from you.
You're running away from me too.
I can see how we're drifting apart.

You belong to me.
I belong to you.
But we both belong to them.

We're meant for each other.
But not meant to be together.
I guess we're better off this way.

My niece asked me to write a poem about "feet".

I tried to set my mood.

I played the Ally McBeal soundtrack.

After an hour,

my niece came back and woke me up.

I gave her a hundred bucks.

Lipstick Writings on the Wall

2009-11-29T20:09:00.000-08:00

Currently playing: "Dangerous Type" by Letters to Cleo

Dear Blog,

I woke up feeling so strange today- another Monday with hang-over. Last night's back-to-back party was a blast. "A" got tipsy and I passed out. I wonder why we got really drunk while we only purchased the pocket size favorite:

Good thing we're able to find our way back home through the great maze.

Now, I'm starving to death. I'm so thirsty I can't even open my throat. I need ice.

BRB!

A New Beguiling

2009-11-29T19:54:00.000-08:00

Currently playing: "I Have the Touch" by Heather Nova

Warning: (to myself) Do not write anything about him. Here. For now.

Notice to the Public: The owner of this profile is mending a broken heart, healing a twisted mind and looking for a soul. Thank you for your patience.

Whatever Happened to the Frigid Jones?

2009-11-27T11:39:00.000-08:00

Currently playing: "Kiss From A Rose" by Seal

Sorry if I haven't been blogging for a while.
Oh, for a long, long while.
I had suffered from writer's amnesia.
Frigid Jones was institutionalized.

Here is the not-so interesting run-down of events for the past few years (or months? It's been like centuries though):

I fell inlove with someone (I already forgot who was the lucky dumb guy).
I have always been inlove with MyBigMc- that's a given fact.
Yes, I played around.
I seriously played a game.
I quit playing.
Forgot the names of the players.
I intended to.

I got promoted.
Not really a promotion.
It was more of a glamorized title.
Still it was a promotion since my talent fee was adjusted.
A little.
Workloads were also adjusted.
Big time.

I got busy.
Very busy.
Every month was a workshop.
Tapings every week.
Photoshoot everyday.
Brainstorming every hour.
I can only sleep for minutes.
Breath in a second.

I started a production.
I was contracted to write and host a talk show (check: http://thebash.travellerspoint.com/).
I ate controversies, scandals and intrigues for breakfast.
I suffered hyper-acidity.
I requested for a 3 month leave.
The show's gonna be back by January 2010.

I fell inlove again.
This time it's no longer a game.
It's a tournament.
With serious players.
And deadly weapons.

I got promoted again.
Not really a promotion.
It was more of a serious title.
Still it was a promotion since I have to use up all my hidden talents.
Forget the talent fee.
Think of more brain-draining workloads.
And big responsibilities.

I got busier than ever.
I think I was just born busy.
I don't get old every year.
I get busier.

I started another production.
A TFJD spin-off.
It's called "Confessions of a Drama Queer".
It's more intriguing.
More scandalous.
And more controversial.
I can no longer eat.
We're still down to last three episodes.
And we're about to start the new season.

I'm actually working.
I just took a break.
And ask for a miracle.
So if Frigid Jones not doing anything.
You know what he's doing.
You're right.
Sleeping.

BRB!

Full House, Empty Mouth

2009-04-25T14:24:00.000-07:00

Full workloads.
Empty mind.

Aaaarrggghhh!

Happy Birthday Atsi!
Love you!

.

Moving In and Out

2009-04-19T13:41:00.000-07:00

Been very very B-U-S-Y.
Hosting.
Shooting.
Outing.
Working.
Working.
And working.

Check some minor updates on: http://www.3sG.travellerspoint.com/ and the latest bashing on: http://www.thebash.travellerspoint.com/

See you around.

Mwah!

Where Have Me Been?

2009-03-18T11:36:00.000-07:00

Extreme writer's block and information overload.
It has been awhile since I have been posting on this blog.
I have been blogging at the travellerspoint.com since it's the only site where I can access and update it from time to time.
I was also very busy hosting The Bash and my month-long birthday celebration's currently going on.
I'll try to fix everyhting and maybe,
with the bug that I just got from reconstructing this page tires me out,
I'll be back blogging soon.

Moving On

2009-03-17T08:38:00.000-07:00

I'm so so busy lately!

I'm currently hosting The Bash on travellerspoint.com.

I'll keep you posted in there as of the meantime.

I meesh you!

Not My Idea

2009-01-18T07:53:00.000-08:00

There'd always come a time that you get tired of everything,
of everybody,
and your every self.
And when I'm facing this kind of phase,
I tried to be calm,
exert all my goodness,
and keep my poise.
But one thing I can't avoid,
I can be mean.
Rude.
And ridiculous.
My self-justification is just a simple sense of defense mechanism.
I get easily annoyed when I'm having personal issues.
It dissolves my way of thinking.
My point of view becomes narrow.
I turn mad.
But I'm just tired.

Working Out

2009-01-17T08:10:00.000-08:00

It's the Sinulog Fest but I'm working.
Everybody's partying and I'm working.
Most of my friends are drinking right now yet I'm working.
I checked where I've been most of the time but I was always working.
I've been working.
Working.

I have to work.

Currently playing:
"Ready to Go" by Republica