The Gay Boy's Guide to the Zodiac

Is that all there is? If that's all there is, then let's keep dancing.

2018-01-20T22:29:00.005-08:00

Hello to anybody who has stumbled upon this old, but not forgotten, blog.

It has been several years since I've touched this site. Judging from my last post, I had just moved into my new apartment in New York City, as well as found the person who has staid by my side these past four years (he's a Capricorn btw, but not that it matters).

My attitudes towards astrology have changed, but my belief in the gay community has not. I am so appreciative of all of the people who have discovered this blog since I made my first post in the summer of 2011. In my travels, I ended up discovering that a beloved coworker at my last job was an early reader of GBG2Z, which was a shock to him as it was to me. I suppose there is something to say for fate, isn't there?

Though I will most likely never get around to updating this blog, I see little reason to. It is a beloved artifact of my past and I hope it will continue to entertain anybody who chances across it. While I do have many regrets surrounding it, namely an early and youthfully ignorant lack of inclusivity in concern to the images and representation on here--I am mostly happy with the work I put out there.

If anybody out there is so inclined to, however, I am currently producing a podcast that I encourage you to check out. It has nothing to do with astrology, but it's a lot of fun, and my current passion project. It's called Relic: The Lost Treasure Podcast and it examines the mysteries surrounding lost artifacts. You can read more about that here.

In short, this has been a long, strange journey. Thank you to all who have read this blog, and those who will discover it in the future. You mean so much to me! Seriously.

~See you, space cowboy.

Tag, you're it.

2014-09-23T09:00:00.000-07:00

Quick update. In the hopes of cleaning up this blog and making it more user-friendly, I've been going back and tagging the older posts. Hopefully this will allow readers to find the content they are looking for in a more convenient and efficient fashion.

I am also figuring out how to archive the compatibility section to make that easier to follow as well. Baby steps. This blog is first and foremost and experiment.

With that out of the way, here are some hot guys.

Leo x Earth Signs

2014-09-17T13:28:00.005-07:00

Taurus x Leo - Earth + Light = Sunlight

The Good: As both men belong to the “Fixed” classification of signs, either is granted supreme personal power. Leo, being fire, is out in the open. Taurus, being earth, enjoys being out there as long as he doesn't have to deal with the frustrations of the spotlight all that often. This pair shares a similar agenda and lust for life. Taurus sees the perfect man in Leo: confident, silly, outgoing. He wants to be wanted. Leo wants to be worshiped (shut up, yes you do) so when a cute, guileless young thang like Taurus shows up at his doorstep, Leo's only words are: “Can I keep him?” Indeed, lion boy, you can. Together, these two will take the gay scene by storm. Taurus will handle all efforts “beneath” the lion boy in exchange for love and protection. In return, the Lion will keep his Taurus well-fed and well-sexed.

The Bad: Unfortunately, both being fixed signs, these two are also infamously stubborn. Both feel they are right ALL THE TIME. Naturally, fights are not easily resolved, especially with Leo so focused on coming out on top ALL THE TIME. Since both boys posses the jealousy of a sixteen-year-old school girl, they will make sure other men stay the fuck back from their guy. At the same time, they love checking out boys together provided they do it in a manner that doesn't compare the hotty in question to one of the boys in this coupling. In the realm of emotions, Leo doesn't understand why Taurus has feelings at seemingly inappropriate times. For Taurus, he doesn't understand how a person can be so damn weird about their feelings ALL THE TIME. Guys, it's okay to have emotions. Better to talk about them.

The Sexy: Dramatic and porny, with plenty of moans for good measure. Since both of these men are self-conscious about their looks and actions, either men will be thinking “Oh my gaw, he is so hot, how is he even doing this.” Guys, trust yourselves. Sex comes naturally for you. Leo likes a little rough play and Taurus likes all play. He also likes a bit of bite and roughness. Since Leos loved to be worshiped (and so do Tauruses) the subtext of this sexual relationship may often sound like a drunken compliment session: “You're hot! No, you're hot! No you're hotter! No, shut up, you're the hottest! OMNOMNOMNOM.”

Leo x Virgo - Light + Plants = Growth

The Good: Growth really is the name of the game here, because either of these men will need to learn from the other in order to make this relationship sprout. Virgo has strict specifications for who is lover will be, and some Virgo men even have idealized boyfriends in mind. Really, all a Virgo needs is someone who will share his values, even if they differ on opinions. Leos need someone who will be willing to give them affection as well as deal with their massive egos. So this is really the relationship romantic comedies are made from. Virgo likes a guy who is willing to stick to his values and actively seeks to improve the world. This is the Virgo M.O. after all. And Leo likes a guy who is so damned organized and who is already ahead of the game in terms of his education and career. If anything draws these two together, it will be intellectual stimuli.

The Bad: Nobody likes a critic, the least of which is Leo. Virgos are not afraid to call out someone on their bullshit. Leo hates this. He is willing to take advice from a source that he dearly trusts, but he often fins Virgo so incessantly critical. And Virgo finds Leo incorrigible and painfully stubborn. Virgo refuses to take orders from a tyrant, or anyone for that matter. Thing is, Leos are pussycats on the inside, and they only lash out if they feel they have been wronged. Virgo needs to be more sensitive and the Leo needs to be more appreciative.

The Sexy: The bedroom is a stage in which these two can act out the sexual aspects of their social roles. Virgo is usually sub, but he does love to be an usurper too and take command. Leos can be masochists and Virgos like to dish the pain, so this is a couple that should keep the aloe vera next to their nightstand.

Leo x Capricorn - Light + Metal = Glittering

The Good: Any relationship described as "glittering" can't be all that bad, right? You'd be right. Capricorn / Leo is one of those celebrity astrological pairings those who follow the stars (literal or otherwise) always hear about. In the same sex world, it is no different. Astrologer Michael Yawney calls this match that of "the celebrity and the star" in his Gay Astrology book, and the description is so apt that I must give him credit. Leo has the ambition, but not always the direction, and finding someone who WANTS him to succeed as well as roping him in and setting him on the right path is a dream. That dream comes in goat form with Capricorn, who delights palling around with someone who has the guts and the glamour. Here is someone who is a little bit over the top (which Capricorns all secretly love) while still being pragmatic.

The Bad: Leo's domineering nature is anathema to a self-made manager like Capricorn, who does not like being bossed around. Leos put a lot of energy into making sure the object of their affection knows they are aware of where they are in the relationship, but Capricorn, who is heavily guarded, is slow to make any overt gestures in return. This bothers Leo and makes him a nervous wreck. Capricorns also hate being treated as a door mat, and even though they are content to see their Leo shine in the spotlight, they like some credit once in awhile, damn it. Capricorns also cannot deal when Leo gets overly dramatic, as Capricorns are the picture of rationality and proper English restraint. Likewise, Leo hates that his love can sometimes act as such an emotionless robot. Being aware and respectful of each other's nature is the key to keeping this relationship alive.

The Sexy: Leo is delighted to find out that his gentleman in the street is a freak in the sheet(s). Capricorns, which channel the nature of the satyr, can really take a pounding. In bed, this is a very passionate and supremely charged relationship.

Leo x Air Signs

2014-09-10T12:30:00.001-07:00

Been on a rule with updates lately. Hopefully soon I will get around to fixing the blog, building a better archive, and going back to tag things. I started this whole mess back in '11 and a lot of the mechanics of this blog are embarrassingly archaic!

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Leo x Gemini - Light + Wind = Blur

The Good: Leos like a guy who is open about being into them, and Gemini crushes hard. There is a part of Gemini that secretly likes a man who will exert his power over him, and Leos love to exert. Leos who have gotten over themselves are usually sources of influence in gay social circles and have a kingdom of loyal friends. Gemini likes this because he likes to be among interesting people and gravitates to where the action is. There is a hint of a “daddy x son” relationship here, because Leo likes to spoil the Gemini guy. Geminis, for all their running around, love the idea of love and a Leo dude is very reciprocal and comforting to him.

The Bad: Obviously Leos like their lover's attention, but Gemini operates between two worlds, and when he isn't “present” a Leo can get restless. Leo's are also super territorial and Gemini's are super flirtatious, even when they aren't trying to be. This turns Leo from benevolent king into domineering dictator. A Gemini will not have it and is not afraid to complain openly about perceived mistreatment. Suddenly there is a badguy x goodguy dichotomy, and it's not a healthy one—mostly because from an outsider perspective, both Leo and Gemini are treating each other horribly. A more insecure Leo will feel as if his boyfriend doesn't care about him all because he's always off doing other things and in turn the Gemini will see his boyfriend as being selfish, self-centered, and thick-headed.

The Sexy: Leo men are boldly horny, and Gemini is the perfect plaything. Gemini likes a sex monster, and has no complaints about his Leo man's voracious appetite. Since Gemini's like roleplay and the idea of switching between domineering and submissive paradigms, an emotionally strong and powerful figure like Leo is right up his ally.

Leo x Libra - Light + Sky = Dawn

The Good: The Leo and Libra tango is quite the dastardly dance. A Libra and Leo will always get into a relationship because of two things: they both thought the other guy was hot. They fashion themselves as a power couple. At least in public. Behind closed doors, they are total dorks. Both may be closet nerds, and it's totally sweet that Libra has found another guy who shares in his love of old anime. These guys share a love of the finer thing as well as a love of bettering the world. Both of these dudes have always seen themselves as superheroes. But who is the Robin and who is the Bat Man? Well, Leo may rule the roost but secretly, Libra calls the shots.

The Bad: This tango may quickly turn into a game of manipulation. Leos, being "fixed" signs, are very content to preside over their court and be content that it not change. For a Libra, the scales quite often tip. This can lead to jealousy. Libras are wont to wander when they see something they like, and the Leo has every right to call him out on this BS. This also means that ground rules must be set. Libras are notorious at avoiding conflict, which also means avoiding problem solving. Leos hate to be the bad guy. In order to tackle an issue, both men must learn to suck it up and diplomatically assess their relationship flaws.

The Sexy: Libras often fall into a horrible habit of trying to overcompensate for their perceived insecurities, and so often will only take a dominant stance in the bedroom. With a Leo, this changes. Yes, Leos are good at taking it or dishing it, but with Libra they want him to feel comfortable experimenting with a passive role. Libra trusts Leo in this respect.

Leo x Aquarius - Light + Air = Rainbows

The Good: With Leo man's flare for the dramatic and an Aquarius dude's penchant for dancing to the beat of the oddest drum, this is a match that is built on two unique individuals finding someone in the world who jibes with their weird. Savy Leos have been burned by coming on too strong in the past, and so this lion will prowl most cautiously around an Aquarian of interest. No doubt though that the O.G. waterboy will be drawn to the Leo man's creativity and general sense of not giving the slightest of fucks. In social settings, they are the strange couple that everyone enjoys running into at parties. The Mr. and Mrs. Helena and Tim Burton of the gay world. And because each of them love to talk, Leo/Aquarius will never run dry in the conversation department.

The Bad: Ironically, it is their intrinsic uniqueness that will drive each other crazy. Leo watching his Aquarius man socialize at parties is like watching a train wreck in motion. Sometimes he is just TOO weird, or TOO drunk, or TOO awkward. Likewise, the Aquarius finds Leo an extreme of being too shy or being WAY too overconfident. These quirks will begin to chafe the other man. When it comes to affection, Leo wants to smother Aquarius in a blanket of love. But Aquarius is teflon and cannot stand being stifled with emotion. It will make him want to run the other way. A balance is needed here as both men operate at extremes.

The Sexy: Aquarius brings the strange to the bedroom, and Leo is willing to roll with it. Secretly he is also eager to be better at it than Aquarius. This is most pronounced in S/M roleplay. Leo takes to the dom role like a fish to water, and loves to make his Aquarius his slaveboy. But when the leather boot is on the other foot, Leo loves being put in his place by such a cold heel.

Leo x Fire Signs

2014-09-08T18:06:00.002-07:00

First off, wanted to give a big, throbbing shot out to the Tumblr, Fuck Yeah Dudes Kissing! for supplying me with a bulk of these cute coupling photos.

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Aries x Leo - Fire + Light = Heat

The Good: The soldier, whether he likes it or not, is often subservient to the desires of the king. Such is the case here. Aries generally follow Leo boys, usually without consequence. Aries appreciate Leo's ideas and joyful sense of living. They share a similar ideology (though when they don't they may often clash). When the Leo boy is down, the Aries friend may be the spark that gets him going again. And Leo is not afraid to point out the Aries occasional stupid decision making. Leos have a very strong sense of nobility, and this pomp and circumstance may often be difficult for the Aries to endure. In such a pairing, the Leo may end up being the more doting figure. The Aries is the badboy with the heart of gold who wants to shower his lover with affection, and since Leos love the attention, their eyes fill up with big, pink cartoon hearts at the very thought.

The Bad: ...Except when these two drama kings try to hog the spotlight. They need to learn that this town is big enough for the both of them and they should try and remember their dominance and authority is specific to a different skill set. For example, let the Aries boy plan out and send the invites to the party; let the Leo boy do the entertaining and glitzy stuff. Jealousy will also be a hurdle in this relationship, as either men are susceptible to this flaw for various reasons (mostly petty). These two boys need to remind themselves that they are two peas in a pod, cut from the same cloth, and a slew of other cliches basically stating that they are very similar to each other. Learn to share!

The Sexy: Dominance and submission serve as their repertoire. Aries boys love challenges, even the ones they lose. And losing to a Leo can be quite fun. It's a very steamy match-up, often with the over-the-top moaning and force of a porno film. Both of these men are “power” ____s, so it really doesn't matter who's taking it or giving it. Both men are enamored by the sheer intensity of each other.

Leo x Leo - Light + Light = Solar flare

The Good: But is there room for two kings of the jungle? That query may be up for debate. What attracts a Leo to another Leo, is that both men remind the other of...well...themselves. This is both a recipe for success and disaster. Because while Leo wants to share in his knowledge of X, Y, and Z with another mate, he doesn't what his man to be better at it than him. For a Leo x Leo relationship to work, both men need to be involved in different fields. Leo wants another king, but one who is most definitely ruling over another kingdom. No room for would-be-usurpers here, folks. If these two are different enough more than they are alike, this is a match with long lasting appeal.

The Bad: Being better at life is sort of the Leo model. Yes, Leos are TREMENDOUS humanitarians. They love to love. But they are also sensitive beings who need to feel as if their will is being respected. Leos can be incredibly jealous and usually don't like their partners to do anything that may betray this trust. Leos are typically down for the long-haul and are incredibly devoted, so anybody who threatens or abuses their trust will be exiled from their life. And remember, Leo is a drama king. Two Leos in a heated argument is conflagration of egos.

The Sexy: Oh but the sex? There's a place that needs no more improvement. Leos are masters of make-up sex, which can often be the stuff that holds the relationship together. Since Leos love the idea of being best at everything, they are usually quite versatile in their roles and can choose to swing either dom or sub at will. This is also a sexual relationship that promises an open minded approach to the bedroom from either man.

Leo x Sagittarius - Light + Electricity = Lightshow

The Good: Sagittarius men are bold and love the thrill of the hunt. The Lion does not like to be hunted, rather content to be predatory under his own terms. So when the Sagittarius makes his advances--as he is impatient--the Leo man may feel overwhelmed or that the Centaur is coming on way too strong way too fast. That is why this often such a rare match up, because it hardly ever gets goings. But if the Sagittarius is content to take his time, the Leo man is very receptive to someone so willing to show him affection. These two are great adventure partners. Leos like to talk, and Sagittariuses like to be told a good story. Simply put, the Sagittarius is fascinated by his Leo man, and a swagger that matches his own. You see, the Centaur is a character. He is a solitary power that rarely seeks to rule over others. The Leo is a noble and a king.

The Bad: Neither of these two men is particularly fond of being told what to do. Nobody pets Sagi in a corner. But likewise, Sagittarius can't expect Leo to bend to any of his whims, either. Leos feel betrayed when their partners do not listen to them. When it comes to jealousy, problems often arise. Leos have a bad habit of keeping their partners on short leashes (metaphorical or no) while flirting up a storm with any pretty prey that they see. Sagittarius love to flirt too, but are secretly fans of monogamy and honor. They do NOT suffer people with double standards. If this relationship is to work, they need to respect each other's power first and foremost.

The Sexy: For the first time, Sagittarius finds a man who can actually make him feel dominated. AND HE LOVES IT. Leo likes that Sagittarius is game for almost anything. These two feel like they are porn stars together and they love just how sexy their sex is.

'Tis the Season of: Virgo

2014-09-04T10:00:00.000-07:00

Finally we reach the last of the 'Tis the Season mini-profiles. I hope you've enjoyed my cheeky GIFery.

Summer transitions into the fall, which in modern parlance transitions into the beginning of the new school year. Mmm...college boys.

But in a traditional sense, this is also the time of the harvest, which may be why the astrological sign of Virgo has been linked to plants and all sorts of good, crunchy earthyness. But while the Virgo man is symbolized perhaps by some nature-loving, carefree Adonis frolicking through the forest, he is, in actuality, a complicated fellow marked by an eye for the analytic and a penchant for organization.

Virgo boys are:
- Attentive
- Compartmental
- Critical
- Analytical
- Focused

But this rose has thorns, because Virgos can also be:
- Socially withdrawn
- Scathingly critical
- Obsessively compulsive
- Anal (not the good kind)
- Mean

Being the nature boy and the scientist in one sexy package, Virgos do have a lot to offer. A Virgo dude can help you with:
- Exploring the outdoors
- Helping you to unlock your talents
- Getting your shit together
- Organizing and planning
- Helping you rid yourself of unwanted qualities

If you want a guy who won't hold back, is sharp as a knife, and lives for "doing the right thing," then take a walk in the woods with Virgo.

Cancer x Water Signs

2014-08-17T10:00:00.000-07:00

Cancer x Cancer - Emotions + Emotions = Instinct

The Good: Oftentimes the only solution for an emotional being is another emotional being. As one might deduce from the Cancerian way of latching on to those who are alike, this is one of the same-sign pairings that works. As both of them intimately understand the need to be needed, they treasure their romance and act to preserve their partnership. Though courtship may start slow as to not risk scaring away a "good thing," but soon they are diving head first into boyfriend land. Since both have a fairy-tale wish for romance (even if they won't admit to it) they are keen on making their fantasies into reality. They are always together (which can be problematic as you shall soon find out). Both understand each other's traumas, especially when it comes to family problems. They seek to heal each other.

The Bad: Unfortunately, too much time spent in a world of one's making can often lead to social stagnancy. These two guys need to learn to get out of the house once and awhile, and beyond that, learn to not be so attached to the other's hip all the time. There is such a thing as too much as a good thing, and even being around each other too often can lead to petty fights and squabbles. They also need to be able to trust the other partner, as both of them have been hurt (perhaps numerous times) by other boy's in the past.

The Sexy: The trust that they bring to the relationship just as easily makes its way to the bedroom. Both of them are open to taking on new roles and positions. Still, their sexual compatibility is at it's best when they are simply making love.

Cancer x Scorpio - Emotions + Ice = Fortitude

The Good: Both of these boys are born under signs with hard shells. But while Cancer seeks affection and protection, Scorpio is more of an impenetrable fortress. Cancer is defense, but Scorpio is retaliation if need be. For two men with hearts so guarded, it's a luxury to find someone else for whom they can open up to and feel safe doing so. Scorpio will generally take the more active approach, but the ball is really always in Cancer's court. They find that they connect when it comes to interests and bond over their emotional trials and tribulations. Word of warning: Scorpios do not like to play games (unless they are the players) and so Cancer should avoid his usual scuttling around the topic (in this case, relationship). At the same time, Scorpio must take care to be more sensitive to his partner.

The Bad: The reason for the above caveat is because Cancer and Scorpio have a great potential to damage each other, even when they just have flat out great potential. These signs love to feel out their feelings, but when both of them are as guarded as they are, the tango can diverge quickly from sexy to exhausting. They need to communicate what they want and where they are at. This is especially important to the Scorpio, because he likes to know what's going on at all times. Cancer would take care not to be wishy-washy. Even if it's negative news, most stable Scorpios would appreciate hard truths than convenient deceptions.

The Sex: You'd think this one would be simple: Scorpio = dom, Cancer = sub. But such is not always the case. These two actually prefer Romance-novel sex most of the time. Sure they can fit a kink in here or there, but for two men so committed to their emotions, the raw and beautiful power of sexuality is surely enough for them most of the time.

Cancer x Pisces - Emotions + Water = Thirst

The Good: The thirst has never been so real. From the moment they lay eyes (or other body parts) on each other, Cancer and Pisces know that they wanted this dude. Each of them has a magnetic draw, and the gay boys all know it. When they are drawn to each other, it's a sexy and dangerous time. Both of them are really into their emotions and personal indulgences. They are attracted to sexuality and the unspoken desire between two individuals. Even if they are in different places in life, the connection between these two is very strong.

The Bad: Ah, but here's the catch with these pieces of seafood. Cancer is in touch with his emotions but he's not always a hippie. With Pisces, there is always the sense of the anti-establishment with him, even if he's a wolf-in-Capitalist's clothing. Cancer can come out of his shell, but it is hard for Pisces to come out of his head. He needs to be able to communicate his needs better, especially when it comes to sex. Cancer of course gets moody when he has been mistreated, and thus the vicious cycle commences between the two.

The Sexy: They are each other's bad boy. If there's one thing it's healthy to be addicted to, it's sex with your significant other. Roleplay especially is an item of interest that may come into play in this pairing.

'Tis the Season of: Leo

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At the hottest point of the summer, the Leo boys come out to play. You'll recognize them by their total lack of shirt. The most confident (but also UNconfident) sign in the zodiac, Leo is all about money, fame, power, and glory. They are fierce and they know it.

Leo boys need attention. They're like golden retrievers. They just want you to love them. In return, they will give you more love. That's a good thing about Leos. They are reciprocal. Even if most of the time their main concern is number one. Let's talk about me. ME. MEEEEE.

Leos are:
- Noble
- Protective
- Audacious
- Loyal
- Faaaaabulous

But this little kitty has claws, as Leos can also be:
- Childish
- Selfish
- Manipulative
- Tyrannical
- Jealous (especially of their spotlight)

Leos are definitely one of the better men of the gay zodiac though, and you should be very grateful to have Mr. Lion in your life. A Leo dude can help you:
- Be more confident socially
- With venting your frustration. Leos love to give advice and will always listen to a friend
- Partying
- Channel your efforts into achieving your goals
- Explore your sexual side

If you love a guy who is powerful, sexy, outgoing, and has a penchant for the dramatic, go catch a Leo by the tail!

Cancer x Earth Signs

2014-07-17T10:00:00.000-07:00

Cancer x Taurus - Heart + Earth = Stability

The Good: A fantastic match. Both of these men are homebodies in the sense that shelter and comfort bring them both security. They love to make meals and better yet, to eat them (both must be on top of their exercise and good health in this match). Together they will make a home for themselves, and this is why they are well-suited to marriage and companionship.

The Bad: Cancer's mood swings might send Taurus into a panic! Taurus likes emotions that are clear cut, but Cancer has several emotions that don't even have names in English. The good thing is, even when these two get moody, they prefer to do so by themselves. They must make sure that this does not translate into passive-agressive action. It is important for both men to discuss their feelings...even if some of them only have names in Swahili.

The Sexy: Taurus will take up the more active role in bed, but is comfortable with switching it up to Cancer's moods. Sex remains uncomplicated and intense.

Cancer x Capricorn - Heart + Metal = Virtue

The Good: This is a match that is all about sophistication. Both of these signs are class acts, Cancer emotionally so; and Capricorn for whom rationality is sexuality. This is a pairing that is fit for domestication, and both of these boys have their gumption and devotion to make it work. Capricorn is always practical when it comes to love, but Cancer is patient and knows what he likes. So does Capricorn. They are the same speed but different enough channels that their matching is a perfect compliment. As a unit, they are dad and dad. If they don't have children of their own, they'll be the ones taking care of the friend group, throwing the fancy house parties and making sure everyone is having a grand old time. These are two gentlemen rolling around town and living the good life.

The Bad: A decline here can come in the form of neither of the two men being direct and vocal about their discomforts. Though both can put up with a lot, both will also internalize their problems until they boil over. These nitpicks and conflicts can come into bitter flavors, passive aggressive or resentfully submissive. The solution is the courage to confront problems head on. A little courage will do both of you some good.

The Sexy: These signs are pretty good at keeping others guessing their sexual appetites. Capricorn is the naughty librarian and Cancer is the closeted piggy. There will be slow and intense romance but there is plenty of submission and dominance to be had here as well. And both can dish and receive it.

Cancer x Virgo - Heart + Plants = Growth

The Good: Virgo and Cancer are two social men who nevertheless prefer to keep their true selves known only to themselves. In this match, they are comfortable sharing their most intimate secrets with each other. The Cancerian guy admires Virgo's smarm and smarts. The Virgo finds a faithful man who is in touch with his emotions in a very healthy way that most men fail to grasp. This is a pairing of shared interests and conjoined philosophies. Both love to love and find it as simple as that. A shame most of us always linger on the complications!

The Bad: But make no mistake, these two LOVE to argue. Cancer will of course be the first to shut down and give his Virgo man the silent treatment. Virgo will roll his eyes and back off but he will silently hold true to his criticisms. Virgos are about ethics and justice. Cancer is about emotions and instinct. In matters where these two approaches to life are at odds, so too will this coupling. Both will accuse each other of being controlling at some point or another, because both of these signs like to have a firm locus of control. Trust and communication will always have to be top priority with these two.

The Sexy: Neither of these two is straight up kinky-dungeon-man. But that said, they feel comofrtable exploring the lengths of their intimacies. Sex may start vanilla at first, but believe me, it's more Italian gelato than Ben and Jerry's.

Cancer x Air Signs

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Cancer x Libra - Heart + Sky = Butterflies

The Good: Admit it. When you were young, gay, and a little bit naive, you always fantasized about meeting your Prince Charming; your teenage dream. Then you grew up and realized that dating was complicated, frustrating, and occasionally soul crushing. This match disproves reality, because Cancer and Libra, at their cores, both want "true romance." Needless to say, this is a match that sticks. Cancer is loving, warm, and providing; Libra is romantic, fun, and loves being in a relationship. The balance (no pun intended) is perfect. Cancer can ground Libra from their flightier tendencies. Libra can ensure that Cancer can come out of his shell and be social.

The Bad: The downside to being around each other all the time is....you're around each other all the time. Libra will eventually need personal space. Cancer also needs to learn to respect his love's personal property. More than this, Libra, always cursed with the perpetual mentality of grass-is-always-greener, needs to realize that he will never have his "perfect" match, and that he would be a fool to give up a man as devoted as Cancer. At the same time, Cancer needs to learn that there is no such thing as affection and love "on tap." Libra's can be distant, but this is not always a sign of negativity or trouble in paradise.

The Sexy: Here, the keyword is foreplay. This pairing does not just get down to the nitty-gritty. There needs to be mood. Most definitely music.

Cancer x Gemini - Wind + Emotions = Ecstasy

The Good: This is a very social and dynamic match. Cancer and Gemini both navigate the gay world with relative ease, each one calling home to their own special skill set. Cancers are emotional and charismatic with friends who come to their defense. They usually roll with other romantics. Gemini on the other hand takes care of his own, is more aggressive and tends to hang out with the bad boys and other sources of gossip (even if he does not realize it/admit it). Their attraction then is dynamite stuff, at least at first. Everyone opens up to a Cancer, but Gemini feels like his intellect and scattered emotions are finally understood by someone. Cancer sees the romance and creativity in Gemini. Often they are attached at the hip.

The Bad: Unfortunately, this attachment can prove fateful. To their friends, everything may seem like paradise but that's because Gemini and Cancer are very good at P.R. Their conflicts come in cycles, since both of these signs are prone to mood swings. Cancer hates how detached Gemini can often be, wanting to go solo and such. Gemini finds Cancer to be clingy. Worse, they feed on their own drama.

The Sexy: In the boudoir, Cancer brings out the emotional aspect to typically mischievous Gemini Sexual roles often do not matter in this match, since either is comfortable with taking on fantasies and learning about new sexual aspect of themselves.

Cancer x Aquarius - Heart + Air = Calm

The Good: Cancer is always drawn, as a moth is to a flame, to the bad boys, the rogues, the outsiders. It is no wonder then that an Aquarius man should eventually enter into his sphere of knowing. Aquarius sees Cancer as being cute and fun, but obviously Cancer wants something more. Aquarius is Teflon and Cancer wants to be the glue on the macaroni art of his relationship picture. This mindset between them both will NEVER work. This is a relationship that needs to be built on mutual interests and mutual respect. Because, deep down, Cancer isn't so different than Aquarius is. He is a closeted philosopher with big and bright ideas. A humanist to the core. If he can prove this cerebral quality to Aquarius, while not coming on too strong, then this relationship can work. It's all about checking yourself.

The Bad: It is a tough sell. Cancer does not get his Aquarius guy's friends. Aquarius gets frustrated that Cancer turns into a wallflower in these social settings (and if it's Aquarius, these settings could be drum circles, slam poetry readings, LAN parties, or Burning Man). And Cancer is always asking "Why won't he pay attention to me? ME! MEEEE!!!!" The solution to both of these problems is in taking risks. If Aquarius can plan a fun little movie night in, mayyybe Cancer can muster up some courage to go out and be seen with his guy.

The Sexy: Here's the kinky little twist. This match means that both of these men are willing to push the envelope in bed. This means S/M. And believe it or not, these guys are both willing to play the role of the switch with each other.

'Tis the Season of: Cancer

2014-07-03T07:03:00.000-07:00

Summer is here at last and the hotter it gets, the less clothes the boys will be wearing. It's a great time to take a dip in the pool or the surf. And nobody knows the joys of getting wet better than those who call home to the sign with the most unfortunate of names.

Perhaps it is due to their unlucky moniker that Cancers have always known to err on the sensitive side. But make no mistake, this crabby has claws. Cancers are fiercely loyal to their loved ones and entirely in touch with their emotions--even if they sometimes don't really know how to reel them in.

Cancers are:

- Sensitive

- Perceptive

- Invested

- Caring

- Adddooorable

But as we all know, crabs have the tendency to pinch. Cancers can also be:

- Violently moody

- Passive aggressive

- Self-victimizing

- Irrational

- Clingy

That said, one should always have a Cancer in their friend group. They can help you with:

- Healing emotionally and physically

- Finding your center

- Showing how to care for others

- Enjoying staying in

- Becoming romantically inclined.

If you want a guy who is loving, devoted, in-tune with the universe and AMAZING at cuddles, you should do some beachcombing for a good crab.

We can breathe again, boys...

2014-07-02T08:48:00.003-07:00

Mercury is now direct.

You may all return to your normally schedule Summer awesomeness.

What are you doing for this wonderful month of July? Sound off in the posts below.

AND FYI, I am completely aware I am behind on my shout-out to the sign of the month. I hope to have that up in the coming days. No tears, Cancerians.

Cancer x Fire Signs

2014-06-09T12:00:00.000-07:00

Wow, been a long damn while since I updated this section. Hopefully I can get back into the rhythm of things.

Cancer x Aries - Heart + Fire = Passion

The Good: Aries guys fancy themselves knights in shining armor, ready to sweep in passionately to rescue a cute boy in need from all those other, nasty boys who have given them doubt. Cancer, by no means in a damsel in distress, nevertheless wants a boy who will give him the hefty supply of emotional investment he craves. With these two guys, it's high school gay romance. Aries loves to be needed (provided he's not overcrowded) so having a boy to dote on makes him feel like superman. And Cancer loves to nurture and be his man's anchor, so for these two, it's one of elemental opposites that really works out well. Romance is strong here, yet so too is naivety.

The Bad: Cancers like to cling and they also like to dominate from the bottom. A Cancer's mindgames will leave an Aries boy insane. And Aries men are awkward when it comes to...well....sensitivity. This can lead to a lot of hurt feelings and bruised egos. Aries wants to do everything now and OMG why won't you keep up and you're so lazy hey is that a squirrel want to have sex? Cancer boys are all like WHY WON'T YOU SIT STILL AND LOVE ME? Reconcile these differences by talking about your drives in life. Often, it's all about tempering your inner strengths.

The Sexy: Aries boys either like to dish it out or take it hard. For Cancers, sex is physical emotion made manifest. The Aries guy likes this new type of sexual exploration (sexploration?) And it's all more intense because there's a Cancer there to feed his flames. There aren't usually any power struggles here because both men just like to feel their feelings strong.

Cancer X Leo - Heart + Light = Radiance

The Good: Figuratively sun and moon, Leo and Cancer combos make good matches just as much as they make difficult matches, but at their crux the compliments outweigh the bad. Leos are self-styled heroes who love to be loved and Cancers love to love. It's a big reciprocal love fest. These signs have emotional resources that the other guy seeks to give. A Leo guy will dote on the Cancer fellow, providing security and even financial benefits. The Cancer will offer Leo both home and heart. Though Leo will take on the leadership role, Cancer is more than willing to help offer support and advice when needed. All in all, a solid match.

The Bad: But when both of these boys fall victim to their negative attributes, trouble abounds. Leos can be stubborn and call the shots. The Cancer guy will sit back and brood if he feels like he's being trampled on, but he will internalize these aggressions and bottle them (until it's too late). The Leo gent can be pretty bad in picking up on emotional distress unless it is outright voiced. Problem is, Leos do not like whiners either and aren't all equipped to to deal with the Cancer man's mercurial mood swings.

The Sexy: As expected, Leos love to be worshiped and Cancers love to be submissive (most of the time). Of course, such things aren't always set in stone. What is consistent is the emotional intensity. Though more times than not, Cancer will mostly get off from getting Leo off.

Cancer X Sagittarius - Heart + Electricity = Energy

The Good: Cancers are surprisingly common foils for Sagittarians, often taking the role of the admiring sidekick or wizened mentor needing an exuberant, younger apprentice. Sagittarians are often hard to swallow (puns be damned) because they are...so much. Crabs see the humanity in the larger than life Centaur, and these two often share a love of imagination, humanity, and creative endeavors. For Cancer, Sagittarius is the romantic hero he always wanted to have. And Cancer is a sweet little companion who functions as emotional anchor for the often over-thinking Centaur. The romance may not always be long-lived, but it will be filled with intensity and passion.

The Bad: Sagittarians are notorious for speaking before thinking and often saying the most insensitive things. While most can brush off the vocal arrows of the slingshooting Centaur, Cancers take most messages to heart. Though hurt feelings are almost always well-founded, the Centaur cannot be bothered with too much emotional overhaul, having ascribed to a life that weighs emotion and logic in equal measure. The Cancer's clingyness and dare I say, controlling nature, is also not a good mix for the freedom loving Centaur, who often needs room to breathe as well as innocently flirt with other men just to get his ya-yas out. Fights between these two are notorious and can often end up with either party in tears.

The Sexy: Sagittarians are usually playful and physical in the boudoir, but they do love emotional vibrations when they can find it. Rarely do they. But with Cancer, he makes the connection that Centaur has been looking for. He's also got one hell of a mouth on him, and boy does the Centaur know how to use it. The Sagittarian will almost always take the dominate position, and Cancer has no problem with this.

'Tis the Season of: Gemini

2014-05-22T17:25:00.000-07:00

The weather is finally getting warm and, just like clockwork, tank top season is apace. It's time to get social.

And no boy knows who to know than a Gemini, the most social sign of the zodiac.

Geminis are curious sorts, often walking contradictions. They can be sociable yet bitchy, quiet yet rambunctious. They possess an iron-clad wit and a silver tongue, often being compared to lanky trickster sorts like Peter Pan and Puck.

Gemini are:

- Flirty

- Talkative

- Curious

- Busy

- Silly

But remember that this win has two faces, and Gemini guys can also be:

- Flighty

- Callous

- Gossipy

- Liars

- BALLS CRAZY AND READY TO EFF YOU UP

...Oh my.

So what can a Gemini help you with?

- Networking

- Practicing your people skills

- That intricate jewel heist you've been planning

- GETTIN' TURNT

- Planning a good party

If you're looking for a guy who is fun-loving, social, and ready to party, snag a double-date-in-one with Gemini.

'Tis the Season of: Taurus

2014-04-21T20:12:00.001-07:00

The Easter weekend has come and gone, and whether or not you're a praiser or a blazer, chances are you were stuffing your face.

With food.

Nobody knows more about stuffing themselves full than a Taurus. These boys love to eat! Being lovers of all things fine: chocolate, men, wine, men--they very much are driven by the need to fulfill themselves at a material level. They are known for being shy about their emotions and prefer actions to words.

Taurus are:
- Strong-willed
- Grounded
- Of sophisticated taste
- Stylish
- Sensual

That said, do not grab the bull by the horns because Taurus can also be:
- Angry
- Stubborn
- Misogynistic
- Jealous and Possessive
- Homewreckers

So what can Taurus help you with?

- Making the perfect chocolate fondu
- Getting you drunk
- That itch you need scratching ;)
- Finding some great music
- That weird modeling project you have to do for your art elective

If you want a guy who is down to earth and down to have fun, Taurus is no bull...

PUNS!

Re-blog: What Your Zodiac Sign Says About Your Drinking Habits

2014-04-16T14:51:00.001-07:00

Here's a funny little breakdown that's been making the rounds on my Facebook. What do you think? Is it accurate? Aside from the quip about Sagittarius people having "sharp tongues" while drunk. When we drink, we're usually quite happy and don't feel like dishing out the honesty.

'Tis the Season of: Aries

2014-03-21T16:48:00.002-07:00

Oh my goodness, it's no longer arctic anymore. *happy dance* Spring is springing! People are feeling the urge to settle down into gross little relationships and be all guys and stuff. Everyone has more energy. Life is going to be good.

Perhaps that is why Aries dudes are some of the most exuberant guys in the zodiac. Now that we've hit the reset button, the zodiacal wheel starts up again with Aries as numero uno. Being number one is kind of their thing. Though they love a challenge.

Aries guys are macho and agressive, outer "masculine" or "feminine" traits be damned. They are an unstoppable force. They are bombastic, loud, clumsy, crass, and extremely affectionate. They may not make the best decisions but they will own them damn it. You WANT an Aries in your corner. They make amazing friends, even if you have to reel them in from time to time.

Aries men are:

- Strong-willed

- Friendly

- Confident in one department if not others

- Aggressive or aggressively shy

- Outgoing

- Tough

Oh but watch out, because Aries come with dynamite and can be:

- Hot-headed

- Reckless

- Ignorant

- Angry

- Overly competitive

So what can an Aries help you with?

- Overcoming obstacles

- Training your mind and your body

- Warding off negative influences and people

- Having your back

- Honing in on on your strengths, inner or outer

If you like a guy who is scrappy, sweet, and feisty, go tussle with an Aries.

Spring cleaning

2014-03-20T20:46:00.000-07:00

Hey yo. I've gone back and edited some of the old Zodiac profiles. I've swapped out some pictures for new ones (I like to shake things up a bit). I'll definitely be going deeper (heh) into those posts to do some heavy edits and re-touches as I'm sure my grammar has gotten a lot better since 2011.

In the meantime, enjoy these random hot menz.

Why you shouldn't take astrology (too) seriously

2014-03-19T10:53:00.000-07:00

I know this probably sound like I'm undermining the entire point of my own two-bit blog, but I think this is something that needs to be said:

Your time of birth maybe has a 5% influence on your personality. Or probably none at all.

Here's the thing about astrology. I don't think of it as pseudo-science per se. because the study of astrology does not claim to follow a scientific method or prove an empirical truth. It is an esoteric, ancient form of divination and classification based in symbolism and mythology. It is more or less an ancient ice-breaker. It has as much bearing as asking you what your favorite color is.

But hey, what your favorite color is can often say a lot about you, especially if you look at the psychological connections to color theory. In that sense, astrology does have a slight bearing on your personality. If you choose to identify with a zodiac sign, you may embody a lot of those qualities. You see what you want to see.

Though, here's another thing worth mentioning--maybe the old Greeks and Bablyonians of yore were merely missing the fact that the time of year in which you are born may have an impact on your psychological development. Not claiming any correlation here, but there is a chance that people who were born in the winter and were therefor kept inside during their growth, might develop with more introspective personalities. Whereas infants who were taken outside during the summertime might take on extroverted qualities.

But that's just me shouting into the cold void that is the internet.

And the sign of the person you're crushing on shouldn't matter either! Unless they're a Scorpio...then you should run far, far away (kidding). Again, there's that placebo effect. You will see what you want to see. If you have had bad experiences with guys who just happened to be Cancers, you might be hesitant to start a relationship with a guy who happens to be a Cancer. That's just the silly part of human nature. We see patterns. We make associations that are not always grounded in logic.

But that's okay too. Because as humans, we have the right to be silly. We have the right to examine and discuss a 2,000 year old esoteric study. But in the long run, your compatability comes down to the chemistry you have with you and your significant other.

Still, "what's your sign" will always remain a timeless opening flirtation. Maybe those randy old Greeks were onto something after all.

'Tis the Season of: Pisces

2014-03-05T13:40:00.002-08:00

Better late than never, right?

We're almost out of this endless winter. I'm. Over. It. But with the end of winter also comes the zodiacal home stretch. And so we reach the final sign of the Zodiac. Pisces.

Pisces men are an imaginative sort, not necessarily bold and loud but drawing from inner wellspring of strength and emotional complexity. They are certainly not easy to read and have often been described as being "tuned in" to another frequency. You can't connect to a Pisces in a rational well. In order to mak an effort and understanding the sign of the fish, one must take the blue pill and see how far the Pisces guy goes.

Pisces men are:

- Imaginative

- Artistic

- Introspective

- Good at reading people

- Self-sacrificing
- Romantic

Yet for all their humanistic tendencies, Pisces can also be:
- Whiny

- Overly-sensitive

- Delusional

- Self-righteous

- Overly indulgent

So what can an Pisces man help you with?

- Channeling your inner reserves
- Talking out your feelings

- Sparking your imagination

- Getting in touch with your emotions

- Encouraging you to embrace the irrational

If you like a guy who is a bit of an artist, a lot of a dreamer, and channeled into a higher vibration, get wet with a Pisces dude.

'Tis the Season of: Aquarius

2014-01-22T15:14:00.001-08:00

Brr! Bundle up, boys, because it's already been a frosty few months of winter. And we're not even halfway through the season!

What better time of year--when we're all gathered around the fireplace and waxing philosophical--than to herald the arrival of the Aquarian season? Aquarius is deep, humanitarian, and just a little bit freaky.

Aquarian men are mellow yellow, and as fitting that this the dawning of their age, they are always a little bit hippie-dippie. Often considered cold, they are rarely cruel. They are the consummate zen master, detached and yet at one with the world and in deep admiration of the power of humanity.

Aquarius men are:

- Philosophical

- Inventive

- Intrigued by technology and/or systems of communication

- Unorthodox

- Off-beat

Yet for all their humanistic tendencies, Aquarians can also be:
- Emotionless

- Flaky

- Overzealous

- Lazy

- Self-deprecating and taking it out on others

So what can an Aquarius man help you with?

- Probing the mysteries of the cosmos
- Making some damn fine cosmos. Light on the vermouth please.

- Seeing the world in a new light

- Your computer problems

- Become more at ease with yourself and others

- Freedom fighting

If you like a guy who is different than the rest and a bit of a mad scientist, pick an Aquarius.

FBI Releases Criminal Statistics by Zodiac Sign

2014-01-10T15:51:00.000-08:00

Okay, I cannot confirm the validity of this article but it is an interesting read. The FBI--which apparently has a lot of time on their hands--has conducted a study or statistical analysis profiling criminals by their zodiac sign. Click the link, scroll down, and please avoid the comments!

http://partners.mediatakeout.com/66949/the-fbi-released-new-statistics-showing-which-zodiac-signs-are-most-likely-to-be-criminals-ladies-if-your-man-is-a-leo-runnnn.html

Tis' The Season of: Capricorn

2013-12-23T08:57:00.000-08:00

Christmas time is here. So heralds the beginning of yet another winter--all that snow, cold, and bundling up.

I loathe winter. Perhaps that is not why I am a Capricorn, the sexy nerds of the zodiac.

He's a nerd because he's wearing glasses. Obviously.

You can't spell Capricious without Capricorn. And yet for all their calculating indecision, Capricorns adhere to a strong standard of self-values.

Capricorns, like their Scorpio cousins, are often accused of being cold and/or bitchy due to their rigid ambition and penchant for not suffering fools wisely. That said, Capricorns are compassionate and traditional when it comes to love and loving. They also know how to dress to kill. When they want something, they will stop and nothing to attain it.

Capricorn men are:

- Determined

- Organized

- Good with their money

- Hard-working

- Good at managing time and people

But far from being perfect, Capricorn guys can also be:
- Insensitive

- Condescending

- Greedy/Stingy

- Overly-skeptical

- Prone to using people

So what can a Capricorn fella help you with?

- Your taxes (jk)

- Getting on the right track with your life

- Career advice

- Working on your self-control, especially when it comes to love

- Communication

- Helping you mature

If you want a sophisticated guy who's a gentleman in the streets but a freak elsewheres, then Capricorn is the guy for you!

Your Christmas/Hanukah/Non-Denominational-Gift-Giving-Day Present....Horoscope

2013-12-17T12:46:00.004-08:00

Now that's a title! Good thing Blogspot doesn't have a character limit, am I right?

With the holiday of consumerism and gift exchanging approaching, so too does the sense of fear and anxiety that comes with trying to figure out what to get that special someone. And if you're here reading this blog, chances are that special someone is the same gender as you.

But what if all we had to go on a person was their date of birth and some astrological stereotypes? This gift giving guide will suit all your horoscopical needs.

On the first day of Christmas, my Aries gave to me:

A bottle of whiskey, a shinguard, and a bandaid.

On the second day of Christmas, my Taurus gave to me:

COOKIES AND PORN.

On the third day of Christmas, my Gemini gave to me:

A better texting plan and the key to his dungeon.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my Cancer gave to me:

A gold watch, a tiara, and the key to his apartment.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my Leo gave to me:

One of those electronic picture frames...already uploaded with photos of himself.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my Virgo gave to me:

Deodorant, a mixed CD of sad-eyed songstresses, artisinal teas and a note that labels them by their accurate name: “tisanes”.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my Libra gave to me:

100-thread count sheets, a condom, an explicit invitation, and BEYONCE.

On the eight day of Christmas, my Scorpio gave to me:

The key to his apartment and the key to his dungeon...before he switched the locks on both.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my Sagittarius gave to me:

Another Sagittarius.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my Capricorn gave to me:

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my Aquarius gave to me:

A spider monkey, a sequoia, a replica of the “Garden of Earthly Delights,” and...an iPad.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my Pisces gave to me:

Finger paints and an Enya CD.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!

Gemini X Earth Signs

2013-12-17T12:32:00.000-08:00

Gemini X Capricorn = Wind + Metal = Noise (...to be fair, this is a hard one)

The Good: Gemini may be that one special lad who gets Capricorn out of his goat pen. Normally, Capricorns steer well clear of trouble but if the Gemini in question is more of the intellectual, cosmopolitan variety, the Capricorn in turn is game. And when it comes to being fancy and going out on the town, being seen, these two love to play the social game. Provided it doesn't put the burden on Capricorn's wallet that is! Here's how the relationship usually plays out: Capricorn serves as the patron while Gemini gives back the fun and emotional (or otherwise) stimulation. Often the Capricorn may view the Gemini as his little social butterfly, always running around while he would prefer to stay in an enjoy a nice Chiante. To that end, dating a Gemini may be more for the adventurous variety of Capricorn.

The Bad: Because of their discrepancies, Capricorn can tire quickly of Gemini. Capricorns don't necessarily like to control, but they do like to set up rules and parameters. Gemini is good at being bad and not listening to the rules. Or he often forgets what they are in the first place. His gripe with the goat is that Capricorn is too damn stodgy. Capricorn also feels as if Gemini is just spending his money and time without giving anything back in return. Both of them will need to settle on a middle ground.

The Sexy: In this match, Capricorn usually plays the role of the "daddy" to Gemini's "boy." Gemini loves to be naughty and Capricorn likes discipline. Since Capricorn ascribes to the lyric "lady in the streets but a freak in the bed," Gemini is always excited to bring out his bad side.

Gemini X Taurus = Wind + Earth = Sandstorm

The Good: Taurus and Gemini are neighbors, which means their natures often clash. It's not like you always get along with your neighbors, right? At the same time, they both enjoy physical expression. Since Gemini is very cerebral and Taurus a natural aesthete, they may find common ground in their shared joy of arts or music. Sexually they are drawn to each other—Geminis like a boy with grace and Tauruses just like boys. All the boys.

The Bad: Taureans aren't known to be cerebral types, or at least not to be very keen on dense expressions of intellect. Geminis are also hardly ever grounded, and this bugs Taurus boys. They crave stability, even if they aren't exactly home-bodies. These two might have many fights and conflicts of personality. Many of these fights might revolve around other boys or accusations of wandering eyes.

The Sexy: Geminis can turn personality on a whim, and this does not bother Taurus, who just likes sex. Geminis are active in all things, so don't mind to do any of the “heavy lifting” in bed.

Gemini X Virgo = Wind + Plants = Pollination

The Good: It's a sitcom relationship. He's a jetsetting, mischievous playboy with a heart of gold and he's a neurotic perfectionist with a sensitive side. Together they are Gemini and Virgo *cue 80's theme song*

From the moment they met each other, they knew it would be a bit of a challenge. And that's what Gemini and Virgo love about this match. They are already a married couple bugging and picking on each other for their petty inconsistencies. It's all in good fun. Gemini's secretly love someone who can put them in their place and Virgos, whose favorite pants are those of the sassy variety, love someone who can dish it back at them. Of all the Earth signs Gemini can date, Virgo is the most outgoing, a testament to their mutable qualities.

The Bad: The problems arise when communication breaks down and the bickering becomes too much. Someone's feelings get hurt. Gemini feels slighted. Virgo feels lied too, or has become to suspicious of Gemini. Geminis are not usually the most reassuring of individuals and Virgos like to keep their feelings private. If either one is too scared or shy to communicate their emotions or problems, the relationship could end quickly.

The Sexy: Both of these signs are typically good in bed. Virgos, far from being Mr. Prudes, find sex to be an inherently pure act. They are contend to let their wood nymph fly. Geminis, more of the impish, Peter Pan subset of pixie, are up for the challenge. Versatility and variety are key.