The Ginger Diva

Spice Girls Olympics

noreply@blogger.com (GingerDiva) — Thu, 21 Oct 2010 08:13:35 PDT

The Spice Girls are going to sing at the Olympics.

Fashion Icon

noreply@blogger.com (GingerDiva) — Thu, 21 Oct 2010 08:05:03 PDT

Today I have been recognised as a fashion icon.

GEORGE IS FREE!!!!!

noreply@blogger.com (GingerDiva) — Thu, 21 Oct 2010 08:11:10 PDT

Its worked. George is free! We didn’t even have to record the Free George Michael single, the authorities obviously heard about my campaign and that was enough to shame them into releasing him. GIRL POWER!

I Love My Breasts

noreply@blogger.com (GingerDiva) — Thu, 21 Oct 2010 08:04:27 PDT

My breasts are AMAZING! I cant stop touching them.

Free The Chilean Miners

noreply@blogger.com (GingerDiva) — Fri, 22 Oct 2010 08:06:36 PDT

Those poor miners. I am going to organise a Free The Chilean Miners charity single and concert. I will call round all my popstar friends. Its gonna be MEGA.

Sausage Power

noreply@blogger.com (GingerDiva) — Thu, 21 Oct 2010 08:11:45 PDT

Today I am wearing a string of sausages.

Lady Gaga

noreply@blogger.com (GingerDiva) — Thu, 21 Oct 2010 08:13:08 PDT

Am i the only one who thinks Lady Gaga is an attention seeker??!!

Free George Michael

noreply@blogger.com (GingerDiva) — Thu, 21 Oct 2010 08:14:02 PDT

I am arranging a Free George Michael concert and single. Like they did for my second bestest friend, after George, Nelson Mandela. I am calling around all my popstar friends., Its gonna be MEGA.

George is going to prison

noreply@blogger.com (GingerDiva) — Thu, 21 Oct 2010 08:10:21 PDT

Poor GEORGE. Prison. HOW HORRIBLE. I have asked my assistant to send him a bouquet of flowers to brighten up his cell. I’d go and visit but I am far too busy with all my CHARITY work.

Sleepy George and drugs

noreply@blogger.com (GingerDiva) — Thu, 21 Oct 2010 07:58:57 PDT

I can’t believe George has been taking drugs. I am SHOCKED.

Geri the DJ!

noreply@blogger.com (GingerDiva) — Thu, 21 Oct 2010 08:20:21 PDT

I DJed at the Oceana nightclub in Watford last night. The people LOVE me there. And on a Monday night lager is only £1. I chose the records and my assistant put them on and mixed them. I’m far too busy with my UNITED NATIONS work to learn how to mix!!!!

Still angry

noreply@blogger.com (GingerDiva) — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 01:11:35 PDT

I've done my yoga and Mongolian breathing exercises, drank my peppermint tea and I AM STILL ANGRY with that little Irish squirt.HOW DARE HE? I need to calm down. I am going to call Lami (I call him Lami but you will know him as the Dalai Lama).

Louis who?

noreply@blogger.com (GingerDiva) — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 15:25:10 PDT

How dare he? Louis Walsh says i know nothing about the music industry. I WAS IN THE BIGGEST GIRL BAND IN THE WORLD!AS A SOLO ARTIST I HAVE SOLD 12 MILLION RECORDS.I AM SO ANGRY.

Amazing Body

noreply@blogger.com (GingerDiva) — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 12:09:27 PDT

I am currently on a celery only diet. My lovely boyfriend says my body is AMAZING. He says he's been checking out other girls bodies but that mine is definetly the BEST.

X Factor

noreply@blogger.com (GingerDiva) — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 12:19:45 PDT

Simon (I call him Simon you will know him as Simon Cowell) still hasn’t called me. He’s probably lost my number. I like Nicole Scherzinger but don't you think the Pussycat Dolls were just Spice Girl copycats?

Poor Cheryl

noreply@blogger.com (GingerDiva) — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 12:20:19 PDT

Poor Cheryl. She’s still in hospital. Hope you get better soon darling.I expect Mr Cowell will be calling me soon to invite me back to X Factor.

Brilliant Spain

noreply@blogger.com (GingerDiva) — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 12:20:41 PDT

Congratulations to Spain for winning the World Cup. What a great feeling it is to know your are the best in the world. I still remember when I won Best International Female Artist at the Comet Awards. Shame Ronaldo wasn’t playing. I do like him. He’s SO DISHY. But I expect he was looking after his baby.

George crashes his car again

noreply@blogger.com (GingerDiva) — Thu, 21 Oct 2010 08:15:26 PDT

Poor George crashed his car again last night. He really must stop taking those sleeping tablets. He said the police were very nice. He does like a man in uniform. Don’t we all girls?!!!

Cheryl Cole Malaria

noreply@blogger.com (GingerDiva) — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 02:02:07 PDT

Poor Cheryl. I am so sorry to hear that she has got malaria. I hear she caught it when she went to Africa on holiday. I have been to Africa many times as a UN AMBASSADOR and never caught it.Get well soon Cheryl.

Exhausted

noreply@blogger.com (GingerDiva) — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 14:14:55 PDT

Sorry fans for not writing for a while but I have been EXHAUSTED. My day on X Factor really took it out of me. Spreading the love can be very hard work. I had to go on holiday to France with my VERY HANDSOME boyfriend to recover. I hope to be on X Factor again soon.BTW is it just me but is Natalie Imbruglia starting to look very old ?

X Factor

noreply@blogger.com (GingerDiva) — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 15:59:35 PDT

Its been great working on the X Factor. Cheryl (I call her Cheryl you probably know her as Cheryl Cole) is lovely. She won woman of the year yesterday. Congratulations Cheryl! I have been woman of the year 5 times and am also a UN Ambassador. I taught the very SEXY Simon (I call him Simon you probably know him as Simon Cowell) some yoga moves yesterday. He has a very

Spicing up X Factor

noreply@blogger.com (GingerDiva) — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 16:02:15 PDT

So I am working on the X Factor !!!!!!So nice to be spending time with my FANTASTIC friends Louis Walsh and the VERY HANDSOME Simon Cowell.It meant I had to cancel some of my UN Ambassador engagements to fly to Glasgow (apparently its in Scotland !!!) for the public auditions but after weeks and weeks of Simon calling begging and pleading on the phone for me to do it, how could I refuse? I am

Geri Saves The Birds

noreply@blogger.com (GingerDiva) — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 01:58:26 PDT

Had a lovely conversation with Bammy yesterday. (I call him Bammy, you probably know him as President Obama) . He was telling me how upset he is about the oil slick. It sounds TERRIBLE. I had NO idea. I don’t read newspapers. They can pollute your mind.I have sent an anonymous donation to a bird charity in Florida. I have suggested they use it to open a Geri Saves The Birds rescue

Victoria Beckham's skin

noreply@blogger.com (GingerDiva) — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 06:44:32 PDT

“Mummy your skin is so soft and perfect not like Aunty Viccy’s” says my daughter.Poor Victoria if she doesn’t eat the right food it goes all blotchy and horrid. Its DISGUSTING.

Nelson calls

noreply@blogger.com (GingerDiva) — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 00:48:35 PDT

My friend Nelson (I call him Nelson you probably know him as Nelson Mandela) phoned me. “Your voice is a gift from God you must not deprive the world from hearing you sing.”