The Grind1 Film Podcast

"Classic" Film: The Great Phiste Shindig: Part One

jack@grind1.co.uk — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 20:09:43 +0000

"The Phantom Phiste"

Sorry for the massive gap between the last Podcast episode, but there's been a lack of videos to put on, what with technical difficulties with recording "Big Moe's".

So, we thought we'd give you an older series, especially with a sequel series in the works. We quite like these ones even though they're old, so, enjoy!

(Whether or not they're "classics" or not is up for debate)

The Law: Episode 5

jack@grind1.co.uk — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 14:45:18 +0100

The final episode of our "80's cop show".

Carlos Rodruigez is the mastermind of bread-related crime, and it's time for the Liberty Police Department to bring him in for good. Chief, the head honcho, Boomer, the borderline sociopath, and Bangs, the uh, "special" officer, will stop at nothing to apprehend the perps. They are the law.

The chase is on as the blokes finally manage to track down both Carlos', and after some light entertainment, they head in for the arrest. However, their conflict quickly escalates as the season finale reaches a climactic and eventually devastating end. I know, wow!

The Law: Episode 4

jack@grind1.co.uk — Fri, 3 Oct 2008 23:55:30 +0100

Episode 4 of our "80's cop show".

Carlos Rodruigez is the mastermind of bread-related crime, and it's time for the Liberty Police Department to bring him in for good. Chief, the head honcho, Boomer, the borderline sociopath, and Bangs, the uh, "special" officer, will stop at nothing to apprehend the perps. They are the law.

8 months have passed since Carlos Rodriguez escape and Carlos Sanchez was named as accomplice. The force return to hunting them down...

The Law: Episode 3

jack@grind1.co.uk — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 20:42:22 +0100

Episode 3 of our "80's cop show".

Carlos Rodruigez is the mastermind of bread-related crime, and it's time for the Liberty Police Department to bring him in for good. Chief, the head honcho, Boomer, the borderline sociopath, and Bangs, the uh, "special" officer, will stop at nothing to apprehend the perps. They are the law.

Carlos has escaped from the watchful eye of Bangs, so the Guys take a night off for some "chilling"...

The Law: Episode 2

jack@grind1.co.uk — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 11:59:59 +0100

Episode 2 of our "80's cop show".

Carlos Rodruigez is the mastermind of bread-related crime, and it's time for the Liberty Police Department to bring him in for good. Chief, the head honcho, Boomer, the borderline sociopath, and Bangs, the uh, "special" officer, will stop at nothing to apprehend the perps. They are the law.

The force are hot on the tail of Rodruigez, but can they catch him? I don't know, I just write these things!

The Law: Episode 1

jack@grind1.co.uk — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:27:11 +0100

Episode 1 of our "80's cop show".

Carlos Rodruigez is the mastermind of bread-related crime, and it's time for the Liberty Police Department to bring him in for good. Chief, the head honcho, Boomer, the borderline sociopath, and Bangs, the uh, "special" officer, will stop at nothing to apprehend the perps. They are the law.

In this Episode, we are introduced to the force as they attempt to take down Carlos Rodriguez, with little success.

The Espionage Dudes: Volume 2

jack@grind1.co.uk — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 22:27:09 +0100

The Break-in. Again.

Part two of two.

A two-part short film based loosely around our own understanding of the word 'espionage', which, at the time, basically involved spies, guns and money. This one's slightly more light-hearted than the last. Enjoy.

Filmed at the Isle of Skye Hotel, Perth, December 2006.

The Espionage Dudes: Volume 1

jack@grind1.co.uk — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 22:27:07 +0100

The Break-in.

Part one of two.

A two-part short film based loosely around our own understanding of the word 'espionage', which, at the time, basically involved spies, guns and money. Enjoy.

Filmed at the Isle of Skye Hotel, Perth, December 2006.

BlogFifteen: "iGoons" in Dublin

jack@grind1.co.uk & garry@grind1.co.uk — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 22:48:00 +0100

[Warning, this is a pretty massive blog. And it's barely got anything to do with Grind1...]

Hey! First off, Screw "frequent updates", we're way too disorganised for that!

Head over to the Movies page, and you'll find a new podcast section, before the films. Click on the big "Grind1 Film Podcast" button, and you'll subscribe to it on iTunes. And if you don't have iTunes, then... We have no idea what'll happen! If the button fails, then search "The Grind1 Film Podcast" on the iTunes Store and you'll be able to find it this way (Y). Oh, and sorry Zen users, there won't be a "Windows Media Zencast" now, or ever... (well, maybe at some point) No matter, you can still catch them on the Tube as per usual.
Right, and incase all of this means NOTHING to you, this is all about the new podcast for iTunes by Grind1, where we'll be releasing films weekly (or fortnightly!) for you to download onto your 'pod. Simple. (In case you need any more explanation, just, uh, Google "podcast")

Also, we've been working on a script for The Law: Episode 5, and we're convinced this is gonna be the best one yet, but we don't want to hype it up and disappoint you (like Haze on the PS3... Ugh...).

We bet you're wondering what the "in Dublin" part of the title is all about, and we'll tell you! We're going to see Muse tomorrow at Marlay Park! Sweet! So we'll be here from the 12th to the 14th. And, as a bonus, we feel like blogging all the stupid crap we say and do throughout the next few days! Enjoy, if you want..?

Day one:
1. Well, Jack got frisked at the airport before boarding. It was so funny Jack didn't even hear the alarm go off, then the next thing he knows, he's being touched up by a fat security guard.
2. We then decided that if Connor were to walk through the metal-detector, the thing would break cos' he's soo METAL! All that Nile and... whatever, in his brain. He might literally have a Machine Head... (Definitely Garry's joke)
3. Next, we saw this guy who looks so much like Andy Samberg it's unbelievable. Every time we looked at his face, we laughed. We miss him...
4. As a result of no. 3, we spent the rest of the day shouting "Stunt It!" at inappropriate moments (it's a phrase from "Hot Rod" starring Andy)
5. In the middle of the streets of Dublin, there's this huge pole standing tall. It has no importance what-so-ever as far as we know. Jack claims he's going to climb it one day... Garry disagrees...
6. Jack - "Wow, look Garry, they have neds here too!"
Garry - "..."
7. We walked by a bin, that had the most offensive but, effective anti-litter campaign. It said "LITTER IS DISGUSTING. SO ARE THOSE RESPONISBLE"
We didn't know what kind of person finds an empty bag of crisps disgusting and throws up on it... Strange...
8. Garry ordered some "chicken strippers" from Domino's Pizza cos' he hates everything else on the menu. They didn't turn out quite what he expected...
9. He also mistakenly arrived at the door of some dodgy French-Lady-types. "Our room is '328' and Jack's room is '230'. But, I went up to room '430' instead... I don't know why..." They then looked at him and told him he was "too young". For what we don't quite know...

Day Two:
1. Garry fell asleep on an Irishman on the bus.
2. Advertised "www.grind1.co.uk" in PC World on a €1,500 touch-screen computer in Paint.
3. Gavin nearly got his head stuck in a lift door.
4. Colin: "Aah, you sprayed me with Sprite!"
Jack: "I'll spray you with punches!"
5. Jack: "These chips taste crap without vinegar"
Garry: "Put some on the chips then."
Jack: "Nah, I don't like vinegar..."
6. "Many Obese Undertakers Shave Evan = MOUSE"
7. Matt Bellamy: "Guitars sound better when they're on your head!"
8. Jack: "These urinals are really weird"
Garry: "I've pee'd on worse"
Jack: "You can't even wash your hands, let's just not shake any hands..."
Garry: "Yeah, or your noodles..."
9. Yeah, Jack bought 10euro "Wok n' Roll" noodles at a Muse gig.
10. Both Muse and noodles rocked!

Day Three:
1. "How can you drink a chocolate pint?
2. "Jack was frisked a grand total of three times"
3. "What else have we said that I can write down for the blog?"
"Nothing, we've been silent all day"
4. "Guinness is as black as my soul"
5. We saw a grand total of 5 Andy Sambergs.
6. "Hey Jack, my hand is a pint!"
7. Jack: "Sorry boys, I believe I won that race."
Garry: "What is it with you and pee?"
Colin: "He likes to drink it."
8. Jack was typing this like a idiot on the plane because it was so cramped.
10. Jack randomly started clapping at the end of the flight home, and soon almost everyone on the plane was clapping. Except Garry.
11. We didn't want to come home.

There we go, hope it was worth it! ;]

BlogFourteen: The "Big Bad" Blog

garry@grind1.co.uk — Wed, 4 Jun 2008 22:28:42 +0100

In 10 days, it will be 1 month since the last blog. Jack said, in the previous blog, "oh, and how's that for "updating more" Garry?" Well Jack, it's not going too well. So, if going to save you by writing this one (I don't really know what i meant by that)...

Anyway, the real deal why im writing is to tell you all that, THE LAW 4 IS FINALLY ON YOUTUBE!!! And it's about time too. The Law Ep3 was put on YouTube on the 10th of October. And The Law Ep4 just got put on the net 2 days ago. That's almost 9 months since the last installment oh The Law. Yuck...

So go watch and enjoy the new one! We should get the final one done fairly soon so we can focus more on Rash for the summa'. Last weekend, we went out "PsychoBoarding" and we can't we cant wait to finish that and show everyone Jack falling on his... arse! It was some laugh.

I'll go now. You should also suggest things for us to do for Rash. You would get a mention in the video too. "Idea by...Yer Maw"... whatever.

see ya' later people! - Garry