I’m still f@#king hungover and really have nothing to say about these pictures of Stephanie Pratt, she’s a complete nobody and her brother is a major douche. but I like morons in bikinis so here she is for you perverts. I’m going back to the bathroom floor. Enjoy.

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I’m so hungover so you assholes are going to have to make up your own shitty joke about Elle MacPherson. Or don’t, I don’t give a shit, she’s hot and I would like to spend some time eating honey off her long supermodel legs. At this point I’ll settle for some gatorade and some nachos. Anything that will make me feel better.

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Brad Garrett’s Girlfriend Knows How To Dress - HOLLYWOODTUNA
Hotties Matchup: Isabel Lucas vs Megan Fox - BASTARDLY

Michael Jackson’s Dermatologist Admits Sperm Donation - IMNOTOBSESSED
Playmate Kendra to be Virtuous Christian Mom - YEEEAH

Passed Out Due To Awesome Ass - DOUBLEVIKING
Rare shit: we have a winner - FLABBER

Video: The Unsung Talents of the Hooters Girl - F-LISTED
Michael Jackson buried without a brain - CELEBRIDIOT

More FOX News Douchebagery - CELEBRITYODOR
10 Best Anime TV Shows - LIQUIDGENERATION

Gisele Bundchen’s Scary Bikini Pictures - HORNYOYSTER

I’m not a fan of Mena Suvari’s, not that she really has any fans anymore considering she can’t seem to find any work, but I am a big fan of chicks in bikinis so here she is. I’m pretty sure I could stumble down the beach after a few mojitos and not know that this chick used to be a celebrity. That being said, I’d still have to check out that sweet fat ass.

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Mena Suvari Trashy Cleavage Tattoo
Mena Suvari’s Sloppy Tits Are Cold
Gemma Atkinson’s Big Titted Bikini Pictures

I think I’ve got a bit of a crush on Lily Allen, I don’t know what it is about her, she’s not exactly a supermodel or one of today’s hot young starlets but there’s something about her that I like. Alright so in these particular pictures I know exactly what it is I like about her, it’s her boobs if you haven’t figured it out already moron, but any woman who will go topless and dress up as a panda is a good chick to have around if you ask me.

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Here’s Annalynne McCord showing off her killer ass and hard body in a pair of incredibly tight jeans. You could bounce testicles off that thing. I guess I chose the wrong headline pictures to use if I’m going to reference her painted on jeans in the title but it’s too f@#king late, I’ve put the five minutes in to resize the images and I’m too lazy to change any of it. Does she always have to blow the camera kisses? I get the feeling she’s not exactly bright.

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Hooter Girl Rodeo Barstool Trick - HOLLYWOODTUNA
Alessandra Ambrosio & Baby Anja Hit Up A Park! - BASTARDLY

Who Wore It Better? Hayden Panettiere And Cameron Diaz - IMNOTOBSESSED
Eva Mendes Oiled Up - YEEEAH

I Will Follow Her Into The Light - DOUBLEVIKING
Nerds And Their Machines - FLABBER

Figure Skaters Gone Wild - F-LISTED
Michael Jackson dermatologist not the father of children - CELEBRIDIOT

Mena Suvari Rocks The Bikini In Mexico - CELEBRITYODOR
Boobs of Fire - LIQUIDGENERATION

A Little Krupa Sisters Hotness - HORNYOYSTER

After yesterday’s pictures of Blake Lively completely ruining a perfectly good see through t-shirt now I’ve got pictures of my future ex girlfriend teasing us by almost losing her top. Obviously she’s got pretty quick hands because even with all the cameras around there’s not even one shot with a hint of boob, very disappointing. But I do like a girl with quick hands.

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Jessica Biel Likes Watching Dudes Dance

I’d like to say that Hayden Panettiere was flashing some of the good lady pink but I’m not some sort of f@#king pervert, I’m a journalist…. Ha! Anyhow, here she is flashing her little person legs in a short pink dress and some stripper heels. She looks like a cute little doll that even boys can play with, not in a sexual way, tea parties and such. Perverts.

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Hayden Panettiere Bikini Pictures
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Hayden Panettiere’s Sweet Ass in Short Shorts

Jesus!! I don’t think I can take much more of this Megan Fox hotness, she’s killing me. That face, the killer body, the prison tattoos and that sweet f@#king ass should be put on a stamp or on a fifty cent coin. Something. I’m sure there’s some country somewhere struggling for cash that could put her on one of their bills. They could sell them to pervert collectors. I get royalties of course because I came up with the idea. I don’t give this shit away.

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Megan Fox And Her Sweet Front Meat
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Megan Fox Almost Flashes Her Junk