The Guano Gallery

Merry Christmas Guano Gobblers

2013-12-24T15:02:00.001-08:00

Where Can I Get Tested For This?

2013-07-09T15:07:00.003-07:00

I Was A Number...

2013-05-19T15:36:00.000-07:00

As I am moving house, (don't ask), I've been having a clear-out, and decided to finally throw out my old university lecture notes. But not before going thru them one last time, mainly to remind myself what a lazy bastard i was. It was a harrowing read!
Came across an old gem though... one of my lecturers, well quite a lot of them really, was a stuffy old tweed-wearing mutton-chopped curmudgeon, (well it was pure mathematics!), who i loved. He had a penchant for saying 'Its time for a quick cough and a drag'. He said he used to go to london uni back in the day, and he and his fellow nerdy friend used to sit opposite each other on the tube train and slowly shout out random chess moves across the carriage, merely to baffle the other commuters who would stare on desparately trying to follow this imaginary game!

Aaanyway, he used to give us a weekly homework sheet of maths questions.
Nothing out of the ordinary there, except that question number six was always either a picture of a penny farthing, or a rather nice picture of Patrick Mcgoohan. This made his class the only one worth going to! (Possibly a clever ploy methinks!)
Remember this was in the early nineties, before internet and windows, so this would've involved him physically cutting out a picture and literally pasting it onto a homework sheet in order to photocopy it.

Hats off to you Mr Humphrys!!! You were a gem!! (probably well dead by now...)

For those of you similar to most of my old maths class who simply do not get the reference, then go click HERE to be educated!

Embarassing Dad Is My Hero!

2013-04-18T03:11:00.000-07:00

Trailer Time

2012-07-25T11:13:00.001-07:00

Here's a teaser of the superman film, Man Of Steel, sadly not out until next year...

Looks smart! Well it couldn't be any worse than the last boring one, could it.

Laurel & Hardy Meets Serafinowicz‏

2012-07-07T10:18:00.002-07:00

Get ready for a titter...

A Banana In A Hat - Part II

2012-06-28T17:35:00.001-07:00

For those who have been waiting, wait no more! The second epic in this series is finally here...

Part I HERE.

I Can't Reach My Balls Anymore

2012-06-28T17:27:00.000-07:00

I could watch this for hours.

New Dinosaur Species Discovered!

2012-06-28T15:15:00.001-07:00

Yes it was me! So call it a mark-osaurus! I found the specimen in a local budget store, treating my youngest son to a quality toy. £1.99 aint too much for my kids. Just about. Anyway, the label clearly says Natureworld, and the little fellah certainly always embraces a new creature, his bedroom is veritably full of sea creatures and dinosaurs...

So naturally he loves his new addition to his kiddies zoo. I'm just slightly at a loss as to explain what page in his dinosaur encyclopedia to turn to. Can anyone help us identify this particular specimen, as my edition seems to clearly miss a page or two...

Batman/Frogman?

2012-06-26T14:59:00.001-07:00

Most of the time, people make the strangest of correlations, usually it's newspaper journalists desparate for a headline. MMR vaccine scares to name but one. But sometimes, somebody makes one that is sheer brilliance! It's now painfully clear that christian bale is kermit. Go see the whole evidence of pictures HERE.

Seriously Good Grass

2012-06-14T15:07:00.002-07:00

Trains, Planes And Arsiness

2012-06-14T14:52:00.001-07:00

R.I.P. Ray Bradbury

2012-06-06T10:55:00.003-07:00

Today is a sad day. The world has lost a wonderful man.

This one's for you sir... CLICK

Level 43

2012-05-26T15:18:00.001-07:00

The Only Dog I Love!

2012-05-25T15:23:00.000-07:00

Book Igloo

2012-05-17T11:42:00.000-07:00

Mmm... Chocolate!

2012-05-16T18:34:00.000-07:00

Meet... Boo Bass

2012-05-01T16:11:00.002-07:00

A post for my 5 year old who loves Mikey. Okay okay, it's for me really!

Terry Wogan's Secret Pirate Radio

2012-04-25T21:25:00.002-07:00

Hold tight.

Meet... Gwyn

2012-04-17T15:12:00.000-07:00

Think I've posted this before, but I don't care, this touching rendition is always worth a watch...

Elephant Man Elvis

2012-03-11T12:37:00.000-07:00

I am not an animal... I am The King!!

Arise Sir Chafe-alot!

2012-03-07T14:29:00.000-08:00

The only time he's ever gotta lot of mail...

Chain-mail, gerrit?

How To Be A Winner!!!

2012-02-21T14:23:00.000-08:00

Take the tips from the champ... the champ of solitaire!
(I guarantee you'll love this!)

BOOOM!!!

Death Of The Towers

2012-02-17T15:31:00.000-08:00

This commercial was made to promote renewable energy. Sadly I fear they're wasting their time. One of the scariest thoughts about the future is that the world will be full of leaky nuclear power plants. Nice place for my kids to grow up in. Hey, enough of my moaning, more silly videos please...

Anyone For Soccer?

2011-12-04T11:43:00.000-08:00

For me this is the lovely game in a nut-shell.