The Guyds

10 signs you might be a stalker

Darren Glickman - Chief Executive Dating Guyd — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 20:40:01 +0000

By Darren Glickman, Chief Executive Dating Guyd 1. You park outside of her work or house every night of the week…and you’ve never even met. 2. You call her (with your phone number blocked) and hang up…more than 10 times a day. 3. You disguise yourself as a sanitation engineer just to avoid looking suspicious while you sift [...]

Black Magic Women

Darren Glickman - Chief Executive Dating Guyd — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 22:22:39 +0000

By Darren Glickman, Chief Executive Dating Guyd No this isn’t a blog about the dating exploits of Rock ‘n’ Roll royalty – Carlos Santana in this case. It’s about the female dark arts. But one branch in particular that is the most dangerous… Vagina Witchcraft! AHHHHHH!!!!! If you don’t know what I’m talking about, you’re either too young to [...]

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT to all men with mouths

Darren Glickman - Chief Executive Dating Guyd — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 18:52:42 +0000

By Darren Glickman, Chief Executive Dating Guyd Men: If you have a mouth, close it for a few minutes and listen up! As a scholar and active practitioner of the clitoral orgasm (with a near 100% success rate), the biggest complaint I hear about you is that you need full color, clearly marked road maps to [...]