The H Word Podcasthttps://www.thehwordpodcast.com/Sat, 15 Feb 2025 16:03:33 +0000en-USSite-Server v@build.version@ (http://www.squarespace.com)H. MorgenDo you like talking about inappropriate things? Do you like Art, Porn, Tattoos and Funny Stories? Do people and the world make you cringe? Do you take candy from babies? Where did unsolicited Dicktures originate from? Pop in an earbud and listen to my palyesH. Morgenh.horror.morgen@gmail.com2017Friends,photography,tattoo,H,Word,talk,chatter,morgen,art,porn,comedy,dicks,cultureDo you like talking about inappropriate things? Do you like Art, Porn, Tattoos and Funny Stories? Do people and the world make you cringe? Do you take candy from babies? Where did unsolicited Dicktures originate from? Pop in an earbud and listen to my pals and I discuss these mysterious of life! S2 E8: UK and Labia BitingFri, 14 Feb 2025 22:56:44 +0000https://www.thehwordpodcast.com/episodes/2025/2/14/s2-e8-uk-and-labia-biting58db37bd2994ca7505d4fc9e:58db3cbe8419c2286a8fd175:67afc945059cbe5dec786431Join us while Kelli and I talk about our UK trip, and also why biting Labia is lame! Pay attention MEN!

S2 E8: UK and Labia Biting H Morgen and Kelli Clausen ]]>H Morgen and Kelli Clausentrue00:48:4628UK and Labia BitingfullUK and Labia BitingH. MorgenJoin us while Kelli and I talk about our UK trip, and also why biting Labia is lame! Pay attention MEN! S2 E8: UK and Labia Biting H Morgen and Kelli ClausenJoin us while Kelli and I talk about our UK trip, and also why biting Labia is lame! Pay attention MEN! S2 E8: UK and Labia Biting H Morgen and Kelli ClausenFriends,photography,tattoo,H,Word,talk,chatter,morgen,art,porn,comedy,dicks,cultureS2 E7: Reddit Unpoopular OpinionsFri, 14 Feb 2025 22:52:09 +0000https://www.thehwordpodcast.com/episodes/2025/2/14/s2-e7-reddit-unpoopular-opinions58db37bd2994ca7505d4fc9e:58db3cbe8419c2286a8fd175:67afc64a51aadd0d2f36fd53We discuss unpopular opinions from Reddit and then give our opinions which are probably also unpopular.

S2 E7: Reddit Unpoopular Opinions H Morgen and Kelli Clausen ]]>H Morgen and Kelli Clausentrue01:24:1927S2 E7: Reddit Unpoopular OpinionsfullS2 E7: Reddit Unpoopular OpinionsH. MorgenWe discuss unpopular opinions from Reddit and then give our opinions which are probably also unpopular. S2 E7: Reddit Unpoopular Opinions H Morgen and Kelli ClausenWe discuss unpopular opinions from Reddit and then give our opinions which are probably also unpopular. S2 E7: Reddit Unpoopular Opinions H Morgen and Kelli ClausenFriends,photography,tattoo,H,Word,talk,chatter,morgen,art,porn,comedy,dicks,cultureS2 E6: Social Media is WhackThu, 06 Jun 2024 04:14:31 +0000https://www.thehwordpodcast.com/episodes/2024/6/5/s2-e6-social-media-is-whack58db37bd2994ca7505d4fc9e:58db3cbe8419c2286a8fd175:666135d27d35014daf82a1e6Social Media is a whack ya’ll. Unfortunately it used for many things, especially if you are an artist. Listen to us whine about it but still use it because well, we must like to suffer.

S2 E6: Social Media is Whack H Morgen and Kelli ]]>H Morgen and Kellitrue00:46:3326S2 E6: Social Media is WhackfullS2 E6: Social Media is WhackH. MorgenSocial Media is a whack ya’ll. Unfortunately it used for many things, especially if you are an artist. Listen to us whine about it but still use it because well, we must like to suffer. S2 E6: Social Media is Whack H Morgen and KelliSocial Media is a whack ya’ll. Unfortunately it used for many things, especially if you are an artist. Listen to us whine about it but still use it because well, we must like to suffer. S2 E6: Social Media is Whack H Morgen and KelliFriends,photography,tattoo,H,Word,talk,chatter,morgen,art,porn,comedy,dicks,cultureS2 E5: Dating is Dumb and Stuff.Fri, 29 Mar 2024 03:01:18 +0000https://www.thehwordpodcast.com/episodes/2024/3/28/s2-e5-dating-is-dumb-and-stuff58db37bd2994ca7505d4fc9e:58db3cbe8419c2286a8fd175:66062cd445e66065f7ef9910Dating is a dumpster fire now a days. Listen as Kelli talks about dumb dudes on a dating app that I cannot remember the name of. Very romantic stuff.

S2 E5: Dating is Dumb and Stuff. H Morgen and Kelli Clausen ]]>H Morgen and Kelli ClausenDating is a dumpster fire now a days. Listen as Kelli talks about dumb dudes on a dating app that I cannot remember the name of. Very romantic stuff.true01:07:3525S2 E5: Dating is Dumb and Stuff.fullS2 E5: Dating is Dumb and Stuff.H. MorgenDating is a dumpster fire now a days. Listen as Kelli talks about dumb dudes on a dating app that I cannot remember the name of. Very romantic stuff.Friends,photography,tattoo,H,Word,talk,chatter,morgen,art,porn,comedy,dicks,cultureS2 E4: I am Plastic It's Fantastic Pt. DUHThu, 18 Jan 2024 05:05:52 +0000https://www.thehwordpodcast.com/episodes/2024/1/17/s2-e4-i-am-plastic-its-fantastic-pt-duh58db37bd2994ca7505d4fc9e:58db3cbe8419c2286a8fd175:65a8b00486dc9308116e04adPart 2 baby! Kelli and I continue our discussion on plastic surgery, skin care and whatever off topic things Kelli throws my way.

S2 E4: I am Plastic It's Fantastic Pt. DUH H Morgen and Kelli Clausen ]]>H Morgen and Kelli ClausenPart 2 baby! Kelli and I continue our discussion on plastic surgery, skin care and whatever off topic things Kelli throws my way. true01:07:1024S2 E4: I am Plastic It's Fantastic Pt. DUHfullS2 E4: I am Plastic It's Fantastic Pt. DUHH. MorgenPart 2 baby! Kelli and I continue our discussion on plastic surgery, skin care and whatever off topic things Kelli throws my way.Friends,photography,tattoo,H,Word,talk,chatter,morgen,art,porn,comedy,dicks,cultureS2 E3: I am Plastic It's Fantastic Pt. 1Wed, 29 Nov 2023 16:34:08 +0000https://www.thehwordpodcast.com/episodes/2023/11/29/i-am-plastic-its-fantastic-pt-158db37bd2994ca7505d4fc9e:58db3cbe8419c2286a8fd175:65676610e233976a67f0edebKelli and I discuss plastic surgery. We love it so you don’t have to, or I mean you totally can.

S2 E3: I am Plastic It's Fantastic Pt. 1 H Morgen and Kelli Clausen Download]]>H Morgen and Kelli ClausenKelli and I discuss plastic surgery. We love it so you don’t have to, or I mean you totally can. true00:40:1823S2 E3: I am Plastic It's Fantastic Pt. 1fullS2 E3: I am Plastic It's Fantastic Pt. 1H. MorgenKelli and I discuss plastic surgery. We love it so you don’t have to, or I mean you totally can.Friends,photography,tattoo,H,Word,talk,chatter,morgen,art,porn,comedy,dicks,cultureS2 E2: Ghosts and Witches and Minotaurs OH MY! Tue, 31 Oct 2023 05:09:30 +0000https://www.thehwordpodcast.com/episodes/2023/10/30/s2-e2-ghosts-and-witches-and-minotaurs-oh-my58db37bd2994ca7505d4fc9e:58db3cbe8419c2286a8fd175:6540820f853e1a0f322c2ae6Kelli is in Utah visiting Mormons, so today we have my pal Taylor! We will talk about ghosts and witchy stuff and minotaur, because why not?

Find Taylor on Instagram: redfloralfox , ninekeyspls

S2 E2: Ghosts and Witches and Minotaurs OH MY! H. Morgen/Taylor Hunnicut Download
]]>H. Morgen/Taylor HunnicutKelli is in Utah visiting Mormons, so today we have my pal Taylor! We will talk about ghosts and witchy stuff and minotaur, because why not?true01:22:2822S2 E2: Ghosts and Witches and Minotaurs OH MY! fullS2 E2: Ghosts and Witches and Minotaurs OH MY! H. MorgenKelli is in Utah visiting Mormons, so today we have my pal Taylor! We will talk about ghosts and witchy stuff and minotaur, because why not?Friends,photography,tattoo,H,Word,talk,chatter,morgen,art,porn,comedy,dicks,cultureS2 E1: We're BackWed, 26 Jul 2023 02:54:43 +0000https://www.thehwordpodcast.com/episodes/2023/7/25/55ti0dqw8spdmp72rzjhlb88gniebk58db37bd2994ca7505d4fc9e:58db3cbe8419c2286a8fd175:64c0866072eaed12fe6664b7

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]]>H Morgen and KelliWe are back after 3 years! Did you miss us? Let's see what has changed and what has stayed the same.true1:21:0821S2 E1: We're BackfullS2 E1: We're BackH. MorgenFriends,photography,tattoo,H,Word,talk,chatter,morgen,art,porn,comedy,dicks,cultureEpisode 24: Thrones of GamesWed, 03 Jul 2019 03:19:14 +0000https://www.thehwordpodcast.com/episodes/2019/7/2/episode-27-thrones-of-games58db37bd2994ca7505d4fc9e:58db3cbe8419c2286a8fd175:5d1c1d6b151f470001e97a2eJoin Andrew and I as we chat about Game of Thrones!

We will discuss favorite characters, episodes, characters we hated and much more!

There will be much sex. SO awesome was his penis!

Grab some chips and a La Croix, and enjoy this. I demand you ENJOY THIS!

Episode 24: Thrones of Games H. Morgen, Andrew James Download]]>H. Morgen, Andrew JamesJoin Andrew and I as we chat about Game of Thrones! We will discuss favorite characters, episodes, characters we hated and much more! There will be much sex. SO awesome was his penis! Grab some chips and a La Croix, and enjoy this. I demand you ENJOY THIS!true01:53:0527Episode 27 Thrones of GamesfullEpisode 27 Thrones of GamesH. MorgenJoin Andrew and I as we chat about Game of Thrones! We will discuss favorite characters, episodes, characters we hated and much more! There will be much sex. SO awesome was his penis! Grab some chips and a La Croix, and enjoy this. I demand you ENJOY THIS!Friends,photography,tattoo,H,Word,talk,chatter,morgen,art,porn,comedy,dicks,cultureEpisode 23: Sex Chat - Part 2Wed, 03 Jul 2019 02:58:02 +0000https://www.thehwordpodcast.com/episodes/2019/3/18/episode-26-sex-chat-part-258db37bd2994ca7505d4fc9e:58db3cbe8419c2286a8fd175:5c85e1dc9b747a5e7a55b12dSex Chat - Part 2: Churtch and Andrea

The title says it all! Talking to Straight ladies about sex! It's educational and shit! Do Day Beds make for good sex? Do ladies like butt stuff? Do women fake orgasms?

Listen and find out!

Episode 23: Sex Chat - Part 2 H. Morgen, Kelli, Churtch, Andrea Download]]>H. Morgen, Kelli, Churtch, AndreaJoining Kelli and I will be Churtch and Andrea! Listen for all the butt stuff!true01:35:4326Sex Chat Part DuhfullSex Chat Part DuhH. MorgenJoining Kelli and I will be Churtch and Andrea! Listen for all the butt stuff!Friends,photography,tattoo,H,Word,talk,chatter,morgen,art,porn,comedy,dicks,cultureEpisode 22: Sex Chat - Part 1Mon, 11 Mar 2019 16:00:00 +0000https://www.thehwordpodcast.com/episodes/2019/3/11/episode-26-sex-chat-part-158db37bd2994ca7505d4fc9e:58db3cbe8419c2286a8fd175:5c85ddbc971a187cd9a9c4a5Sex Chat - Part 1: Roman and Sadie

The title says it all! Talking to Straight ladies about sex! It's educational and shit! Do Day Beds make for good sex? Do ladies like butt stuff? Do women fake orgasims?

Listen and find out!

Episode 22: Sex Chat - Part 1 H. Morgen, Kelli, Roman, Sadie Download]]>H. Morgen, Kelli, Roman, SadieTalking to Straight ladies about sex! Sex Chat - Part 1: Roman and Sadie The title says it all! Talking to Straight ladies about sex! It's educational and shit! Do Day Beds make for good sex? Do ladies like butt stuff? Do women fake orgasms? Listen and find out!true01:55:4826Sex Chat - Part 1fullSex Chat - Part 1H. MorgenFriends,photography,tattoo,H,Word,talk,chatter,morgen,art,porn,comedy,dicks,cultureEpisode 21: Cereal Killa'sMon, 05 Nov 2018 18:00:00 +0000https://www.thehwordpodcast.com/episodes/2018/11/5/episode-25-cereal-killas58db37bd2994ca7505d4fc9e:58db3cbe8419c2286a8fd175:5bcfec060d929757ea47f732Joining me is my model/pal Alyx and her boyfriend Andy!

We discuss Serial killers, why are they fascinating? Why do we love True Crime?

Could we be tempted to be a serial killer? Come find out!

Episode 21: Cereal Killa's H. Morgen/Alyx/Andy Download]]>H. Morgen/Alyx/AndyJoining me is my model/pal Alyx and her boyfriend Andy!Joining me is my model/pal Alyx and her boyfriend Andy! We discuss Serial killers, why are they fascinating? Why do we love True Crime? Could we be tempted to be a serial killer? Come find out!true00:34:4125Episode 25: Cereal Killa'sfullEpisode 25: Cereal Killa'sH. MorgenFriends,photography,tattoo,H,Word,talk,chatter,morgen,art,porn,comedy,dicks,cultureEpisode 20: Bigfoot and Loch Ness and Aliens OH MYMon, 29 Oct 2018 17:00:00 +0000https://www.thehwordpodcast.com/episodes/2018/10/23/episode-24-bigfoot-and-loch-ness-and-aliens-oh-my58db37bd2994ca7505d4fc9e:58db3cbe8419c2286a8fd175:5bcfeab708522908f0332490Andy, my brother joins me once again for some chit chat about Bigfoot, Nessy, Chupacabra and Aliens.

Do these creatures exist? WHO KNOWS!? Let's explore together in this riveting discussion!

Is Guy Fieri my true horror?

Let's find out!

Please excuse my sniffles and throat clearing, allergy season is upon us, I wish this was sponsored by Claritin.

Epidode 19: Bigfoot and Loch Ness and Aliens OH MY H. Morgen/Andy Download]]>H. Morgen/AndyAndy, my brother joins me once again for some chit chat about Bigfoot, Nessy, Chupacabra and Aliens. Andy, my brother joins me once again for some chit chat about Bigfoot, Nessy, Chupacabra and Aliens. Do these creatures exist? WHO KNOWS!? Let's explore together in this riveting discussion! Is Guy Fieri my true horror? LEt's find out! Please excuse my sniffles and throat clearing, allergy season is upon us, I wish this was sponsored by Claritin.true00:48:0924Episode 24 Bigfoot and Loch Ness and Aliens OH MYfullEpisode 24 Bigfoot and Loch Ness and Aliens OH MYH. MorgenFriends,photography,tattoo,H,Word,talk,chatter,morgen,art,porn,comedy,dicks,cultureEpisode 19: Weird Internet ShitWed, 24 Oct 2018 03:44:26 +0000https://www.thehwordpodcast.com/episodes/2018/10/23/episode-23-weird-internet-shit58db37bd2994ca7505d4fc9e:58db3cbe8419c2286a8fd175:5bcfe8d215fcc0bbd4b3db9cJoining me today is Andy, my Brother!

I am on vacation at his house in the middle of nowhere and we will discuss weird internet shit.

From ARG's to the Deep Dark Web!

Listen as his little doggies never stop walking around, constant interruptions from his wife and my Mom! This is a real professional podcast people!

Episode 19: Weird Internet Shit H. Morgen/Andy Download]]>H. Morgen/AndyJoining me today is Andy, my Brother!I am on vacation at his house in the middle of nowhere and we will discuss weird internet shit. From ARG's to the Deep Dark Web! Listen as his little doggies never stop walking around, constant interruptions from his wife and my Mom! This is a real professional podcast people! true01:06:5623Episode 23: Weird Internet ShitfullEpisode 23: Weird Internet ShitH. MorgenFriends,photography,tattoo,H,Word,talk,chatter,morgen,art,porn,comedy,dicks,cultureEpisode 18: Roman HartFri, 20 Apr 2018 03:13:19 +0000https://www.thehwordpodcast.com/episodes/2018/4/19/episode-22-roman-hart58db37bd2994ca7505d4fc9e:58db3cbe8419c2286a8fd175:5ad95981758d46bb999c3b6cJoining me today is Roman Hart! Local Burlesque performer, Pink Bratty Domme Princess and one of my models! She's weird, funny and always down for some fun art! I really enjoy her and I hope you will too, well even if you don't we don't care! From face sitting to waffles, join us for some awesome conversation! 

Episode 18: Roman Hart H. Morgen/Roman Hart Download

Joining me today is Roman Hart!

]]>H. Morgen/Roman HartJoining me today is Roman Hart! Joining me today is Roman Hart! Local Burlesque performer, Pink Bratty Domme Princess and one of my models! She's weird, funny and always down for some fun art! I really enjoy her and I hope you will too, well even if you don't we don't care! From face sitting to waffles, join us for some awesome conversation! true00:47:5422Episode 22: Roman HartfullEpisode 22: Roman HartH. MorgenFriends,photography,tattoo,H,Word,talk,chatter,morgen,art,porn,comedy,dicks,cultureEpisode 17: Bonerized - Part 2Thu, 01 Feb 2018 01:24:11 +0000https://www.thehwordpodcast.com/episodes/2018/1/31/episode-21-bonerized-part-258db37bd2994ca7505d4fc9e:58db3cbe8419c2286a8fd175:5a726acb53450a892a9d8dbaPlease, enjoy part 2 of our Sexcast!
Talking to straight men about sex.
Joining Kelli and I this episode is Josh and Mark!

Episode 17: Bonerized - Part 2 H. Morgen/Kelli/Josh/Mark Download]]>H. Morgen/Kelli/Josh/MarkPart 2 of our Sexcast!Please, enjoy part 2 of our Sexcast! Talking to straight men about sex. Joining Kelli and I this episode is Josh and Mark!true01:37:3321.2Episode 21: Bonerized - Part 2fullEpisode 21: Bonerized - Part 2H. MorgenFriends,photography,tattoo,H,Word,talk,chatter,morgen,art,porn,comedy,dicks,cultureEpisode 16: Bonerized - Part 1Tue, 23 Jan 2018 05:15:46 +0000https://www.thehwordpodcast.com/episodes/2018/1/22/episode-21-bonerized-part-158db37bd2994ca7505d4fc9e:58db3cbe8419c2286a8fd175:5a66c30a0852299e799e046cJoining Kelli and I today is Zach and Dustin!
Topic? SEX! 
I don't want to give anything away, so why don't you just have a listen!
This was fun and enlightening! I hope you enjoy!

Episode 16: Bonerized - Part 1 H. Morgen/Kelli/Zach/Dustin Download]]>H. Morgen/Kelli/Zach/DustinTopic? SEX! Joining Kelli and I today is Zach and Dustin! Topic? SEX! I don't want to give anything away, so why don't you just have a listen! This was fun and enlightening! I hope you enjoy!true01:29:4921Episode 21: Bonerized - Part 1fullEpisode 21: Bonerized - Part 1H. MorgenFriends,photography,tattoo,H,Word,talk,chatter,morgen,art,porn,comedy,dicks,cultureEpisode 15: Random ChatterWed, 17 Jan 2018 03:50:30 +0000https://www.thehwordpodcast.com/episodes/2018/1/16/episode-20-random-chatter58db37bd2994ca7505d4fc9e:58db3cbe8419c2286a8fd175:5a5ec6c871c10bedb008464dIn this episode we talk about random stuff, like the title would suggest. 
Buttholes, cats, theater and much more! 
This was done back in October, and then I forgot about it. 

 

Episode 15: Random Chatter H. Morgen/Kelli Download]]>H. Morgen/KelliIn this episode we talk about random stuff, like the title would suggest. In this episode we talk about random stuff, like the title would suggest. Buttholes, cats, theater and much more! This was done back in October, and then I forgot about it.true01:10:2620Episode 20: Random ChatterfullEpisode 20: Random ChatterH. MorgenFriends,photography,tattoo,H,Word,talk,chatter,morgen,art,porn,comedy,dicks,cultureEpisode 14: Let's Talk HorrorMon, 30 Oct 2017 02:55:43 +0000https://www.thehwordpodcast.com/episodes/2017/10/29/episode-19-lets-talk-horror58db37bd2994ca7505d4fc9e:58db3cbe8419c2286a8fd175:59f693b010952624f56ca02eKelli and I discuss horror photography and why we love to make it!
We get off topic and it goes into our love of Hawaiian men, it's a roller coaster ride with us ok!
I blame Kelli.

UPDATE
This was done about a month ago and I have seen IT since and IT was AMAZING!
HAPPY HALLOWEENIE errrryone!

 

Episode 14: Let's Talk Horror H. Morgen/Kelli Download]]>H. Morgen/KelliKelli and I discuss horror photography and why we love to make it!Kelli and I discuss horror photography and why we love to make it! We get off topic and it goes into our love of Hawaiian men, it's a roller coaster ride with us ok! I blame Kelli. UPDATE This was done about a month ago and I have seen IT since and IT was AMAZING! HAPPY HALLOWEENIE errrryone!true00:58:11H. MorgenFriends,photography,tattoo,H,Word,talk,chatter,morgen,art,porn,comedy,dicks,cultureEpisode 13: I Ain't Afraid of No GhostsTue, 24 Oct 2017 02:50:54 +0000https://www.thehwordpodcast.com/episodes/2017/10/23/episode-18-i-aint-afraid-of-no-ghosts58db37bd2994ca7505d4fc9e:58db3cbe8419c2286a8fd175:59eea4b732601e401493af9aKelli and I talk about ghosts and spookies!
Learn about some haunted Minnesota places and some personal spooky stories from us!
Side note! Kelli and I did visit Nopeming after learning about it in this podcast, and it's super cool! We recommend taking the tour! 
 

Episode 13: I Ain't Afraid of No Ghosts H. Morgen/Kelli Download]]>H. Morgen/KelliKelli and I talk about ghosts and spookies!Learn about some haunted Minnesota places and some personal spooky stories from us! Side note! Kelli and I did visit Nopeming after learning about it in this podcast and it's super cool! We recommend taking the tour! true01:07:42H. MorgenFriends,photography,tattoo,H,Word,talk,chatter,morgen,art,porn,comedy,dicks,cultureEpisode 12: Do You Like Scary Movies?Mon, 09 Oct 2017 03:10:15 +0000https://www.thehwordpodcast.com/episodes/2017/10/8/episode-17-do-you-like-scary-movies58db37bd2994ca7505d4fc9e:58db3cbe8419c2286a8fd175:59dae6c59f7456baacddac2aWell, do ya? I mean, they are not for everyone but you should really like them anyway! I mean who doesn't like to be scared? Joining me is Alyx and Andy! Alyx is one of my models and Andy is her boyfran! We will discuss our favorite scary movies and why being scared is so much fun!

Episode 12: Do You Like Scary Movies? H. Morgen/Alyx/Andy Download

Joining me today is Alyx and Andy!

]]>H. Morgen/Alyx/AndyWell, do ya?Well, do ya? I mean, they are not for everyone but you should really like them anyway! I mean who doesn't like to be scared? Joining me is Alyx and Andy! Alyx is one of my models and Andy is her boyfran! We will discuss our favorite scary movies and why being scared is so much fun!true01:02:13H. MorgenFriends,photography,tattoo,H,Word,talk,chatter,morgen,art,porn,comedy,dicks,cultureEpisode 11: Taylor Likes Chips and SalsaMon, 04 Sep 2017 17:26:31 +0000https://www.thehwordpodcast.com/episodes/2017/9/4/episode-15-taylor-likes-chips-and-salsa58db37bd2994ca7505d4fc9e:58db3cbe8419c2286a8fd175:59ad8b7bd482e948b595c3afToday I am chatting with Taylor who is one of my models and has a deep passion for chips and salsa, but don't we all? Ok ok, we talk about more than that! Like, perhaps the fact she doesn't have a real belly button and was probably created by aliens.

Episode 11: Taylor Likes Chips and Salsa H. Morgen/Taylor Download

Joining me today: Taylor
Facebook - YouTube - Instagram

]]>H. Morgen/TaylorTaylor Likes Chips and SalsaToday I am chatting with Taylor who is one of my models and has a deep passion for chips and salsa, but don't we all? Ok ok, we talk about more than that! Like, perhaps the fact she doesn't have a real belly button and was probably created by Aliens.true00:28:55H. MorgenFriends,photography,tattoo,H,Word,talk,chatter,morgen,art,porn,comedy,dicks,cultureEpisode 10: We Are Positive Your Body Is FineMon, 31 Jul 2017 16:00:00 +0000https://www.thehwordpodcast.com/episodes/2017/7/31/episode-13-we-are-positive-your-body-is-fine58db37bd2994ca7505d4fc9e:58db3cbe8419c2286a8fd175:5979593e6a49635d6db7f8caThis episode Kelli and I discuss body positivity. In the words of one of my idols "If you can't love yourself how the hell ya gonna love somebody else! CAN I GET AN AMEN IN HERE?!"
Don't let others dictate your self worth! Be happy with who you are, and if you are not then change it, but only change for yourself

 

Episode 10: We Are Positive Your Body Is Fine H. Morgen/Kelli Download]]>H. Morgen/Kelli This episode Kelli and I discuss body positivity. In the words of one of my idols "If you can't love yourself how the hell ya gonna love somebody else! CAN I GET AN AMEN IN HERE?!" Don't let others dictate your self worth! Be happy with who you are, and if you are not then change it, but only change for yourself! true00:51:42H. MorgenFriends,photography,tattoo,H,Word,talk,chatter,morgen,art,porn,comedy,dicks,cultureEpisode 9: It's Andy!Mon, 10 Jul 2017 17:00:00 +0000https://www.thehwordpodcast.com/episodes/2017/7/10/episode-12-its-andy58db37bd2994ca7505d4fc9e:58db3cbe8419c2286a8fd175:59630bd33a0411d39d8b8c2eI have a super talented and funny little brother named Andy!
I love him the most! Don't tell Kelli! Come have a listen and laugh with us! We chat about theater, the horrible mating habits of otters and Uncle Andrew's Pickle Basement! We chat about other stuff too! 

 

Episode 9: It's Andy! H. Morgen/Andy Download

Joining me today is Andrew James
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]]>H. Morgen/Andy I have a super talented and funny little brother named Andy! I love him the most! Don't tell Kelli! Come have a listen and laugh with us! We chat about theater, the horrible mating habits of otters and Uncle Andrew's Pickle Basement! We chat about other stuff too! true01:03:00H. MorgenFriends,photography,tattoo,H,Word,talk,chatter,morgen,art,porn,comedy,dicks,cultureEpisode 8: BDSM! This ain't no Fifty Shades of Grey!Wed, 28 Jun 2017 04:35:08 +0000https://www.thehwordpodcast.com/episodes/2017/6/27/episode-11-bdsm-this-aint-no-50-shades-of-grey58db37bd2994ca7505d4fc9e:58db3cbe8419c2286a8fd175:59533131e4fcb516e2a80297Kelli and I are joined by Dangerboy and we discuss the BDSM world, fetishes and PORN!
Sit back, grab a klenexxx and pinch your nipples! 
 

 

Episode 8: BDSM! This ain't no Fifty Shades of Grey! H. Morgen/Kelli/Dangerboy Download

Joining us today is Dangerboy

]]>H. Morgen/Kelli/Dangerboy Kelli and I are joined by Dangerboy and we discuss the BDSM world, fetishes and PORN! Sit back, grab a klenexxx and pinch your nipples! true01:26:46H. MorgenFriends,photography,tattoo,H,Word,talk,chatter,morgen,art,porn,comedy,dicks,cultureEpisode 7: We LOVE THE 90'S!Tue, 30 May 2017 15:00:00 +0000https://www.thehwordpodcast.com/episodes/2017/5/30/episode-9-we-love-the-90s58db37bd2994ca7505d4fc9e:58db3cbe8419c2286a8fd175:592cfc3a1b10e3b323974e19We love the 80's more, but the 90's hold a special place in our hearts!
Join Ray and I as we take a walk down memory lane again!
Grunge, Lilith Fair, chunky heels, easy cheese and flannel shirts! 
 

Episode 7: We LOVE THE 90'S! H. Morgen/Ray Download]]>H. Morgen/Ray We love the 80's more, but the 90's hold a special place in our hearts! Join Ray and I as we take a walk down memory lane again! Grunge, Lilith Fair, chunky heels, easy cheese and flannel shirts! false01:04:08H. MorgenFriends,photography,tattoo,H,Word,talk,chatter,morgen,art,porn,comedy,dicks,cultureEpisode 6: So You Wanna Be a ModelMon, 15 May 2017 16:00:00 +0000https://www.thehwordpodcast.com/episodes/2017/5/15/episode-7-so-you-wanna-be-a-model58db37bd2994ca7505d4fc9e:58db3cbe8419c2286a8fd175:5907af6dc534a531504c83f5So you want to be a model? 
Let’s discuss.

Episode 6: So You Wanna Be a Model H. Morgen/Kelli Download]]>H. Morgen/Kelli So you want to be a model?  There are some things you should know and we will discuss those and try to offer some advice. It may come as a surprise to some people, but you just can't do one photoshoot with some local yolkal and all of a sudden you are Kate Moss! I know, it's a hard reality to swallow ladies and gents!false00:35:47H. MorgenFriends,photography,tattoo,H,Word,talk,chatter,morgen,art,porn,comedy,dicks,cultureEpisode 5: I LIKE IT! I HATE IT!Mon, 08 May 2017 16:00:00 +0000https://www.thehwordpodcast.com/episodes/2017/5/1/episode-6-i-like-it-i-hate-it58db37bd2994ca7505d4fc9e:58db3cbe8419c2286a8fd175:5907ad21cd0f681001307170Let's dive into getting to know us two broads better! 
We will talk about things we like and things we LOATHE! 
We will talk about things from desserts to traveling to the good ol' great Minnesota get together, the STATE FAIR! 
Grab some tea and sit for a bit while we banter, and I try to keep us on track!


 

Episode 5: I LIKE IT! I HATE IT! H. Morgen/Kelli Download]]>H. Morgen/Kelli Let's dive into getting to know us two broads better!  We will talk about things we like and things we LOATHE!  We will talk about things from desserts to traveling to the good ol' great Minnesota get together, the STATE FAIR!  Grab some tea and sit for a bit while we banter, and I try to keep us on track!true01:24:30H. MorgenFriends,photography,tattoo,H,Word,talk,chatter,morgen,art,porn,comedy,dicks,cultureEpisode 4: We love the 80's...and Patrick Swayze!Mon, 01 May 2017 20:50:00 +0000https://www.thehwordpodcast.com/episodes/2017/5/1/episode-5-we-love-the-80sand-patrick-swayze58db37bd2994ca7505d4fc9e:58db3cbe8419c2286a8fd175:5907aa69e4fcb5d6e2619793LIKE OH MY GOD I LOVE THE 80's! 
Joining me this episode is one of my dearest best pals Ray!
We will take you down memory lane as we discuss our favorite decade!
From movies, to music to fashion and all the things in between! 
Grab some shoulder pads and tease that hair! Let's like have some fun!
 

Episode 4: We love the 80's...and Patrick Swayze! H. Morgen/Ray Download

Joining me today is Ray

]]>H. Morgen/Ray LIKE OH MY GOD I LOVE THE 80's! Joining me this episode is one of my dearest best pals Ray! We will take you down memory lane as we discuss our favorite decade! From movies, to music to fashion and all the things in between! Grab some shoulder pads and tease that hair! Let's like have some fun!false00:55:57H. MorgenFriends,photography,tattoo,H,Word,talk,chatter,morgen,art,porn,comedy,dicks,cultureEpisode 3: Meth Ghosts and Jizz SoapMon, 24 Apr 2017 15:10:56 +0000https://www.thehwordpodcast.com/episodes/2017/4/24/episode-4-meth-ghosts-and-jizz-soap58db37bd2994ca7505d4fc9e:58db3cbe8419c2286a8fd175:58fe1444893fc0d7605e4e6dPretty sure by the title alone, it's a good enough explanation. Do I need to say anything more? Kelli and I share funny or weird stories about being a photographer and a tattoo artist.
I also share my allergy sniffles once again, YOU ARE WELCOME! 

 

Episode 3: Meth Ghosts and Jizz Soap H. Morgen/Kelli Download]]>H. Morgen/Kelli Pretty sure by the title alone, it's a good enough explanation. Do I need to say anything more? Kelli and I share funny or weird stories about being a photographer and a tattoo artist. I also share my allergy sniffles once again, YOU ARE WELCOME! true01:06:24H. MorgenFriends,photography,tattoo,H,Word,talk,chatter,morgen,art,porn,comedy,dicks,cultureEpisode 2: Smile and say "DICKTURE!"Wed, 12 Apr 2017 04:42:49 +0000https://www.thehwordpodcast.com/episodes/2017/4/12/episode-2-smile-and-say-dickture58db37bd2994ca7505d4fc9e:58db3cbe8419c2286a8fd175:58edabae1e5b6c8ff1768e13Unsolicited Dick Pics, not every man sends them but every girl gets one! Why do they do it? I think they think their own dick is so amazing that everyone must see it! It’s a real pandemic!

WARNING! ALLERGY SNIFFLES! I apologize! Please excuse my nose! 

Episode 2: Smile and say "DICKTURE!" H. Morgen/Kelli Download
]]>H. Morgen/Kelli Unsolicited Dick Pics, not every man sends them but every girl gets one! What is it that compels a man to send a random woman a picture or his wang? It's an epidemic!  WARNING! ALLERGY SNIFFLES! I apologize! Please excuse my nose! true00:34:38H. MorgenFriends,photography,tattoo,H,Word,talk,chatter,morgen,art,porn,comedy,dicks,cultureEpisode 1: Let Me Tell You Bout My Breast Friend!Tue, 04 Apr 2017 21:55:46 +0000https://www.thehwordpodcast.com/episodes/2017/4/4/episode-1-let-me-tell-you-bout-my-breast-friend58db37bd2994ca7505d4fc9e:58db3cbe8419c2286a8fd175:58e413621b10e3de1ab6a2abIn this episode, you will get to know Kelli and I and a little bit of what you can expect from future Podcasts. We are not so normal people from Minnesota, who lead not so normal lives. 
So pop an earbud in, and let's get this party KRUNK! Is that what the young people say now a days?
 

Episode 1: Let Me Tell You Bout My Breast Friend! H. Morgen/Kelli Download

H Morgen and Kelli

]]>H. Morgen/KelliH and Kelli get KRUNK!In this episode, you will get to know Kelli and I and a little bit of what you can expect from future Podcasts. We are not so normal people from Minnesota, who lead not so normal lives.  So pop an earbud in, and let's get this party KRUNK! Is that what the young people say now a days?true00:57:44H. MorgenFriends,photography,tattoo,H,Word,talk,chatter,morgen,art,porn,comedy,dicks,culture