THE HAUTE BITCH

I THINK I JUST CREAMED IN MY PANTS A LITTLE

2010-10-03T15:23:00.000-07:00

HOLY SHIT. This is seriously HAUTE. I'm a little scared but slightly turned on at the same time.
I love you Gareth Pugh.

Tell me how much you love it.

THE BITCH IS BACK

2010-09-23T21:37:00.000-07:00

Now, I know it's been over 3 months since I posted last... but the bitch is back with a vengeance and a Britney Spears inspired shaved head. You heard me right, my golden locks are gone, I'm 15 pounds fatter, and I'm a certified hair stylist but I'm still and will always remain THE HAUTE BITCH.

Check out my friends and I on a typical saturday night. The theme of the party was CAMP VS. CAMP (meaning Camp as in going on a camping trip and Camp meaning extremely flamboyant/feminine). Do you recognize some of my former Haute Bitch of the Month gorgo's?

All the photography was done by my good friend Shane Orion Oosterhoff! He's SO amazingly talented, check out some of his work on the website HERE

Shane and I in our homosexual camping gear on the left.

Recognize the blonde on the left? Click HERE.

Recognize "her"? If you need a refresher, Click HERE.

MISS ME?

VEGAS, BABY

2010-06-10T22:41:00.000-07:00

What He's Wearing

See through Tank: American Apparel, Shorts: DIY Cutoffs, Sandals: Havianas, Hat: Urban Outfitters

What They're Wearing

GORGY PORGY

The bleach must be sinking into my brain because I had several blonde "happenings" whilst on my 5 day vaca. Let's start with the worst, We're on the way to the airport when my bf passes me our itinerary for our trip back to Vancouver only to find out that I actually read our ARRIVAL time rather than DEPARTURE. S-M-R-T. - $500. Sweet.

On a brigher side, when at Cirque Du Soleil's "Zumanity", The host/ess a.k.a. Drag Queen was walking throughout the front row, "Look at all these beautiful people here tonight!" *Stops at my boyfriend and I*... "I didn't know I had my own gay section?... Aww... Was Cher all sold out?" I guess we're that HOMOSEXUAL. Anyhow, if you haven't seen a Cirque show I really recommend you watch Zumanity because the guys were EXTREMELY hot with the best bodies I've ever laid my eyes on. Plus it's extremely sexual AND it made my vagina wet.

I didn't get the most amazing shots to capture the trip because I had another blonde moment and forgot to bring my tripod and proper lenses :( WAHHH.

PS. I didn't get any shots of myself, just my sexy man and a couple friends. My six pack is now a single ab and I'm looking to gain readers not lose them ;)

ALEJANDRO

2010-06-08T19:37:00.001-07:00

I want gun titties too.

GIVEAWAY WINNER

2010-05-30T07:44:00.001-07:00

And the winner is... Renee from TX! Congrats!

I'm on my way to Vegas for my friends Stagette. Be back in 5 days with lots of pictures and stories. xoxo

H SIZE FOR HAUTE

2010-05-27T18:33:00.000-07:00

Ok, so I know Heidi and her new improved plastic face may be old news. But seriously, have you listened to her single "Superficial"? The lyrics scare me. She or her middle aged male song writer is completely delusional of her image . I think my favourite part has to be "They just mad cause I'm sexy, famous, and I'm rich. I rock the latest fashion and I set the latest trends" I'm pretty sure the only "trends" she's rocking is looking like a retired porn star suffering from genital warts. Love it or hate it, you gotta admit it's catchy despite the fact that she sounds like a beluga whale with Auto-Tune.

For "The Hills" watchers - Do you think I should get H sized boobs for Haute?

PS. HAVE YOU ENTERED MY GIVEAWAY? DO IT OR DIE. CLICK HERE.
The winner will be announced on the 30th!

HAUTE LIVING

2010-05-22T00:00:00.000-07:00

Yes, that's our dishwasher!

Hello boys and girls and welcome to our humble abode! Calvyn and I just moved in last week so We've been extremely busy unpacking and such. You guys get to be the first to take a sneek peak into our new home. We haven't fully furnished the place yet, but will be once our bank accounts starts to get fat again. I'm loving everything about it so far, I mean who doesn't love a gastown 1911 Heritage conversion loft with 11 foot ceilings, polished concrete floors, exposed brick wall, integrated appliances, and a european kitchen/bathroom with exposed concrete beams?

PS. I'd love to hear some of your design ideas. What do you think I could do with the place next? A coffee table would be practical. Any suggestions?

PPS. Have you entered my giveaway for a brand new Hana Elite 1" Flat Iron? The deadline is the 30th! Enter while you can! It's free :)

GIVEAWAY

2010-05-14T19:55:00.000-07:00

I'd just like to start off thanking all my readers for their constant support and loyalty in the past few months I've had my blog. SO, you know what that means? One of you lucky BITCHES gets a brand new Hana Elite 1" Flat Iron with Ceramic Technology courtesy of Misikko! They offer a wide variety of professional hair products and thermal equipment such as flat irons, curling irons, and blow dryers! This isn't your generic flat iron, it retails over $350 in most salons and it includes a 2 year warranty, adjustable heat from 140-450F, Iron mat, Pouch, and Hana Shine Shield Thermal Protectant.

Being a Hair Stylist in training, I understand a quality flat iron with Ceramic technology is essential to maintain my platinum blonde locks. I suggest using the thermal protectant before using any heat related styling devices to maintain shine, lustre, and protect the hair from any heat related damage. I mean, do you really think I wake up in the morning with a perfectly quaffed man bouffant, gorgeous curly locks, or sleek straight hair? Ha! I don't think so. Which is why It's important for you to invest in good products to maintain the health of your hair, great equipment (ie. flat irons, blow dryers) to give you the style you desire, and most importantly using the equipment and products properly. So from The Haute Bitch to you, here's your chance to win this FABULOUS prize!

The winner will be chosen randomly out of a hat. Seriously.

Yes, this contest is open to international readers. However, the voltage is different in North America so I don't think the flat iron would be of use to you!

To Qualify You Must:

Be a follower of The Haute Bitch on Google Follower, Twitter, and/or Bloglovin'.
Be a follower of Misikko on Twitter.
Write your Name, City and Province/State you live in, and why you should win in the comment section of this post.

PS. Don't even TRY to cheat. I'll find out and beat yo ass. May the best BITCH win!

BE BACK SOON

2010-05-11T21:31:00.000-07:00

Hi all,

Been extremely busy with the move, styling a photoshoot, school, and much more! Will be back in a few days with a great GIVEAWAY and lots of updates!

Miss you.

THE BLONDES

2010-04-27T22:09:00.000-07:00

What I'm Wearing

Jeans: Levis, Boots: Fluevog, Shredded T: DIY, Rings: Vivienne Westwood, I Am Jewelry

What He's Wearing

Jeans: Versace, T: Urban Outfitters, Necklace: Club Monaco, Boots: Zara

What She's Wearing

Tank: Alexander Wang, Jacket: Mackage, Leggings: Jeggings, Boots: Browns ID

Check out my DIY Shredded T. It only took 6 grueling hours of pure torture, but at least I know how rewarding it is for all the children of Sri Lanka after finishing one of these.

PS. Excuse the mess of our apartment, 3 more weeks till the new place! g2g... Scary Alien Face Heidi is on Hills.

I AM JEWELRY

2010-04-22T21:57:00.000-07:00

Sorry I've been THE SLOW BITCH with making new posts, I'm in the midst of becoming a home owner within the next 3 weeks! Anyhow, meet Mai, a New York based jewelry designer/blogger/Haute Bitch. Her line is called I AM JEWELRY and the designs are modern and minimal. She says, "the jewelry is worn by you and not the jewelry overpowering the wearer." She uses top notch materials; sterling silver, gold, and gold filled. Which is hard to find these days - I think we've all had countless rings and necklaces that turned our skin green. not HAUTE. I'm so thankful that Mai styled me in her two-fingered sterling silver ring and I've already had more compliments than paris hilton's va jay jay. Loves it. Check out her blog HERE and her Etsy store HERE.

Q&A With Mai

What inspires you to make/design jewelry?

I get inspiration from books and the people of New York. I'll be on the subway and I'll see something that intrigues me and I sketch it, and then I start developing from it. Architecture and buildings. I make things that I would wear, this makes it easier for me because I love each design I create.

How would you describe your jewelry line?

My jewelry line is unisex, simple, and unique. The jewelry is worn by you, and not the jewelry over powering the wear.

Most embarassing moment:

My most embarrassing moment has to be when I was at the beach back at home (I'm originally from Honolulu, Hawaii). It was a family oriented beach and I believe it must have been like a Sunday = family day. My boyfriend (currently my ex) and I were lying right next to the life guard stand. I was lying on my stomach and I undid the back of my bikini because I hate tan lines. I fell deep asleep and I woke up because I was sweating so much and I wanted to turn over. So I turn over and I lie there for at least 2-3 minutes and realized that I WAS COMPLETELY TOPLESS. I woke up, looked around and saw the super hot lifeguard laughing at me and the families around me tried not to make eye contact with me. I quickly woke up my boyfriend and he laughed so hard everyone started looking even MORE..and then we left.

What is your jewelry made of?

My line is mainly sterling silver, gold, or gold filled. Basically nickel-free. My mom has always had very sensitive skin, and I want to cater to those people. It is also much better quality jewelry and I like to promote quality over quantity. hah.

If you weren't living in NY, where would you be?

Recently I visited my friend in Seattle, and it was a good combination of Hawaii and New York. It was laid back, but still city-like. I would love to live there for a bit some day, not permanently.

Dream job?

My dream job would be to own a huge international jewelry line.

What do you think of my new ring? Want one? Click HERE.

Photo Credit of Mai: Mike Spears

VANCOUVER FASHION WEEK

2010-04-10T19:43:00.000-07:00

What I'm Wearing

Trench: Club Monaco, Chambray Shirt: Club Monaco, Bowtie: Club Monaco, Belt: Diesel, Pants: Naked & Famous, Bag: Gucci, Shoes: Zara

What She's Wearing

Leather Jacket: Mackage, Pants: Club Monaco, Shoes: Alexander Wang, Top: Alexander Wang, Headband: Holt Renfrew

I had the opportunity to stop by VFW last night with Samantha (my Hautest Bitch) in tow. It's no New York Fashion Week or anything and some of the models were kind of fat/looked like they were going to poke holes through the runway (joking!), but it's a start. Can't wait to see what they come up with next year! Check me out on the offical VFW blog HERE.

Loves it, bitches. Missed me?

LILO FOR ZELLERS

2010-04-08T20:58:00.000-07:00

My lifelong idol and inspiration Lilo debuts her new line of clothing 6126, you can find her new line on the rack next to 725 originals at Zellers (J/k). At the rate she's going that's as close to classy she's going to get. I can see it now...

"Lindsay: How should I pose? Is this good?"
"Photographer: Yeah, good... Just act natural"
*snorts two lines, stumbles and mimics holding a penis while pouting her lips*

PS. The Haute Bitch is back and in business. Missed you all - thanks for the get well wishes! xoxo

SICKY ICKY

2010-04-05T20:23:00.000-07:00

Sorry I haven't been posting as much as usual. I've been sick with the flu/fever. I'll be back in a few days, I promise!

DRESS ME, I'M YOUR MANNEQUIN

2010-03-29T21:24:00.000-07:00

What I'm Wearing

Jacket: H&M, Shirt: Club Monaco, Jeans: Levis, Belt: Club Monaco, Socks: Happy Socks, Shoes: Zara, Bag: Gucci

I have some advice for the boys and this can apply to bitches too. If you're strapped for cash, invest in classic pieces for your wardrobe. Stick with a monochromatic colour scheme and try to keep pattern minimal. Accessories are a great and inexpensive way to add a personal touch to an otherwise plain outfit. In this case, I added a punch with my polka-dot socks! If you're wanting to splurge on a few designer pieces, I recommend sticking with leather goods/accessories (bags, shoes, watches, wallets etc) and go with classics rather than trends. I mean there's nothing worse than splurging on a designer piece and having it go out of style next season, right? I went with my classic Gucci Duffel, it's timeless and can be used from season to season. THE HAUTE BITCH KNOWS BEST, BITCHES!

PS. Like this look? Hype me HERE.

O D I L O N

2010-03-27T01:28:00.000-07:00

D U A L from Alia Raza on Vimeo.

A long lost school mate of mine, Stacey Clark a self-made fashion designer residing in LA is under the limelight as she reveals her new designs for her line Odilon. This is her second collection for her line and I am loving it. I am dying for the rabbit fur leather jacket! STUNNING. She says it's a combination of "post-apocalyptic, a little bit of grunge, little bit of goth, nuclear explosions, hazard signs, that sort of feel." The look is minimalist and the colours are natural with a pop of blaze orange - hence the nuclear explosions. You might recognize some of her designs as Ke$ha is a close friend of hers and has been spotted wearing ODILON. I don't want to sound like a hallmark card but Stacey is living proof that with a vision and a dream, anything is possible.

Click HERE to check out her designs.

Keep it up Stacey! Loving everything you're doing. Now only if she did menswear :)

PS. Don't you love it when those bitches knock each other out? Mwahaha. And are you following me on Twitter? You better be. Click HERE.

LIONS AND TIGERS AND BEARS, OH MY!

2010-03-23T16:42:00.000-07:00

What I'm Wearing

Boots: Fluevog, Jeans: Levi's, Cashmere Cardigan: Zara, Leather Bag: Zara, T-Shirt: American Apparel, Fox Tail: Online, Rabbit Fur Hat: Vintage, Leather Jacket: Gap

As most Vancouverites know, there have been several bear sightings in Stanley Park recently (where these photos were taken). And I'm not talking about wild bears. I'm talking about the barebacking, twinkie loving bears that hang out at your local bath house. Luckily, we didn't have any encounters with the local wildlife.

PS. To hype this look on Lookbook, click HERE. To tweet me on Twitter, click HERE. And to become a fan on Facebook, click HERE.

THE DRUNK BITCH

2010-03-18T17:06:00.000-07:00

If you didn't already recognize the hot asian sensation Peter from The Starving Stylist, check out his blog HERE "Where the daily special is always a healthy serving of BITCH".

Tranny's to the left.

What I'm Wearing

Jacket: H&M, Shirt: DIY, Tie: H&M, Jeans: Naked & Famous, Boots: Zara

Who's The Drunk Bitch? If you didn't already figure that out from the title you might be stupid. Or have a learning disability. I could write haks hdudhan dhaldhtan and it would probably make more sense to you, stupid. J/k, ruv you rong time. Anyhow, here are some pictures from my birthday weekend looking as classy as Britney Spears eating a bag of Cheetos doing armpit farts. Enjoy.

PS. Are you a fan of The Haute Bitch on Facebook? If not, you should be. Click HERE.

HAUTE IN HAVANA

2010-03-15T23:45:00.000-07:00

Spotted. Niki from A Haute Mess looking super cute and fresh faced with her haute entourage. How random is that? Two Vancouver bloggers on the same flight, staying at the same hotel, and on the same beach? I think I might have a stalker. Jk! Love you Niki.

What He's Wearing

Shirt: Digusting Hawaiian Print, Shorts: A Disgrace, Sandals: Barf

What I'm Wearing

Sunglasses: Ray-Ban, Shirt: Club Monaco, Tank: American Apparel, Shorts: DIY, Sandals: Havaianas

What NOT to wear on vacation. The Hawaiian shirt was bad enough, was it really necessary to top it off with matching shorts? At least he had the courtesy to stop me from puking by not wearing socks with sandals. Next to this disaster is ME! I like to keep my style effortless and comfortable when I'm on a tropical vacation. Little maintenance but still stylish.

I hope you guys enjoyed all my pics from my 8 day trip to Varadero/Havana. Next trip - VEGAS for my friends Stagette this coming June.

PUSSY WAGON

2010-03-11T23:44:00.000-08:00

It's about time. Being the die hard Gaga fan I am I had to post her latest video Telephone. Entertaining, but nowhere near as captivating as Bad Romance.
And she's definately not a hermaphrodite. There were some clear images I wish I didn't see.

What do you think?

HAUTE BITCH OF THE MONTH

2010-03-10T23:32:00.000-08:00

What She's Wearing

Rubber Shoes: Vivienne Westwood & Melissa, Fur Collared Jacket: Bedo, Leather Skirt: Vintage, Blouse: Quail, Necklace: Handmade

My blog was starting to look KKK worthy with my all blonde, blue eyed cast of Haute Bitches. Meet Rachel, my first ethnic Haute Bitch of the Month. She can be spotted in beautiful Victoria, British Columbia strutting her stuff in yellow heels made entirely of rubber. Yes, you heard me right! They're basically Barbie shoes for real people. Now all she needs is the pink mansion, metrosexual ken and she's set.

Q&A With Rachel

What trend are you SO over?

I am so over stilettos.

What are you wearing the most right now?

I've been doing a lot of online shopping at Nasty Gal recently.

What do you always toss in your bag before leaving home?

I always have to have lipstick in my bag! ALWAYS.

Girls should stop wearing...:

Tops that show too much cleavage and their midriffs. Circa B-Spears - Baby One More Time.

Style Icons:

Nobody in particular. If I see something I like and it suits my body and my personality I'll buy it. I'm an impulse shopper.

BON VOYAGE

2010-02-27T19:24:00.000-08:00

Don't get your panties in a knot. I'll be back in 10 days after I get a taste for tropical climate and a sun kissed tan just in time for my 24th birthday! Toodles for now.

I WEAR MY SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT IN CUBA

2010-02-26T10:18:00.000-08:00

With my 8 day trip on an all-inclusive vacation to Varadero, Cuba right around the corner (2 days, 13 hours, 5 minutes, 43 seconds, and 18 nano seconds) I figured I would need to update my collection of sunglasses for the trip and this coming Spring/Summer. I went with the original Ray-ban Wayfarer because I know I'll always have these babies and they will always remain a timeless classic in my eyes. I was lusting and drooling over the Louis Vuitton Evidence frames, but I could never justify spending $700.00 on a pair of sunglasses I knew I would break after my new and improved Heavy Bitch ass had a seat on them. I should start watching what I eat because at the rate I'm going I think I'll be paying for 2 seats on my flight to Varadero. Anyways, I decided to go with a similar style to the Louis Vuitton that actually ended up looking better on my face. A pair of shiny black acetate Marc by Marc Jacobs aviator styled frames with a gradient lens. I love how they look and they'll look even better when I'm wearing them in Cuba!

What do you think of my new sunglasses my sexy bitches? Any frames you've been longing for this Spring/Summer?

BLACKOUT

2010-02-23T18:49:00.000-08:00

What I'm Wearing

Jacket : H&M, Tank Top: American Apparel, Scarf: Alexander McQueen, Rings: Vivienne Westwood, Vintage, Jeans: Naked & Famous, Boots: Zara

Sorry I haven't updated my blog more frequently. I was in my beautiful but boring hometown Victoria, British Columbia to escape some of the Olympic Madness here in Vancouver. I spent most of the weekend eating and drinking so I'm starting to look more like The Heavy Bitch. I hope all my bitches had a fab weekend. FYI, One of my readers, whose blog I also adore featured me on her blog! Click HERE to check it out.

PS. These pictures were taken at the gas station across the street from my friends apartment. I'm classy like that.

xoxo

PRADA SPRING/SUMMER 2010

2010-02-18T21:21:00.000-08:00

Love it. I've seriously watched this over 15 times, it's mesmerizing.