The House Of J

The End.......

noreply@blogger.com (Fuburple) — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 19:12:00 PDT

As you guys have probably noticed, I have not updated this blog in quite a while due to lack of interest from everyone. I doubt I will post much here again, but I will leave the site up so everyone can read the old posts and maybe some of the other writers will contribute. It was a good ride. Later guys.

Holy mother flippin slingshots!

noreply@blogger.com (Danimal) — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 18:37:00 PDT

I've got slingshot videos out the yingyang. Big slingshots, drunk slingshots, and squirrel slingshots. I've got so many slingshot videos I'm gonna throw some slingshot videos out here... for free! Have I gone completely mad?!? Probably, but I'm going to do it anyway. These videos scream several things: 1. Rednecks like me with too much time and beer are very creative, 2. Rednecks like me with too much time and beer are dangerous, 3. SLINGSHOTS ARE FUN! (Props to Double J and Stiffy for the videos.)

1. I paid 30 bucks to do that at Carowinds?
6-10 bored guys
1 Suggestible young girl
1 ATV, 1 Bungee chord, and 2 Big poles
Mix well with beer
Voila! A recipe for hillarious...ness. That or a script for a porno.

2. Squirrel today, gone tomorrow.
Now if they could just find a talking moose to pull a rabbit out of his hat.

3. I want a new roomie.
First I would make sure I was awake. I would shower, clean my face off, and get dressed. I would remember the deoderant. You always have to wear deoderant. Maybe I would have some breakfast. Hardee's has 2 bacon egg and cheese biscuits for $2.22. Then I would murder my roommate... slowly, with a rusty knife, and my car. And feed his corpse to my dog. Too dark? Watch the video.

I Wish Terry Tate Worked Where I Do.

noreply@blogger.com (Danimal) — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 21:35:00 PDT

Let's face it. If this were real... I'd never miss a day of work. Mostly, I'd show up for the hits, but also so I could hang around with Terry Tate and look cool.

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MONSTER SQUAD ON DVD!

noreply@blogger.com (Big D) — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 17:34:00 PDT

And When You Thought It Couldn't Be Any Funnier...

noreply@blogger.com (Big D) — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 14:54:00 PDT

I Know This Has Been Out For A While, But I Can't Get Over It...

noreply@blogger.com (Big D) — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 14:53:00 PDT

This is Hella Good!

noreply@blogger.com (Big D) — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 14:49:00 PDT

I Wonder About People Sometimes....

noreply@blogger.com (Fuburple) — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 16:45:00 PDT

I don't know if I can beat "SLOTHS!", but I'll try...

noreply@blogger.com (Big D) — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 13:56:00 PDT

SLOTHS!!!

noreply@blogger.com (Danimal) — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 20:50:00 PDT

The title says it all... or does it?

I Like This One Better...

noreply@blogger.com (Big D) — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 13:35:00 PDT

The Newest Phenomenon Sweeping the Nation...

noreply@blogger.com (Big D) — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 14:45:00 PDT

I dont know if you guys have seen this or not, but somehow this guy is making it on all of the talk shows...

I Couldn't Resist...

noreply@blogger.com (Fuburple) — Mon, 03 Sep 2007 19:41:00 PDT

Hahaha! Good one D: or Vick has always been ghetto. Why is everyone shocked?

noreply@blogger.com (Danimal) — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 20:40:00 PDT

As a Panthers and NCSU fan (as well as a fan of NON Big East, Big Ten, or Pac Ten teams) I have never rejoiced more than now in the escapade that is Michael Vick's legal woes. Big D's pic was grand! Now, here's another.

If I were David Blaine... or Holy Bajeebus! those womenz are smoke

noreply@blogger.com (Danimal) — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 20:29:00 PDT

The folowing is quite disturbing. I poses many a question to how the actual world works.
A. How is David Blaine worried about the outcome of a bet with girls soooooo smoke at his side
B. How is he not rich from betting in Vegas
C. How many takes did this stunt require
D. How many times did he score with the girls in this video

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POOR, POOR VICK

noreply@blogger.com (Big D) — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 16:25:00 PDT

Back With A Vengence....

noreply@blogger.com (Fuburple) — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 18:30:00 PDT

My computer died. Now I got a new computer. To celebrate... Will Ferrell and three funny skits from Funny or Die.

Third Date with Will Ferrell

The Landlord

Good Cop, Baby Cop

Posted By Danimal

A Short Hiatus......

noreply@blogger.com (Fuburple) — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 13:47:00 PDT

As some of you may have noticed, updates to this blog have slacked off considerably over the last few weeks. I am in the process of moving and do not have time to post much anymore. And your chances of getting anything from most of the other contributors is pretty remote. So because of this, I am taking a little time off from The House Of J, maybe a month or two. At the end of that time, I will decide if I should shut this entire site down or not. For the last few months it has been more work than fun since no one else is willing to contribute. So stay tuned and check back in a few weeks to see how the cookie crumbles...

2000 Visitors And Counting!

noreply@blogger.com (Fuburple) — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 16:41:00 PDT

Gonna Need A Band-aid After This One...

noreply@blogger.com (Fuburple) — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 13:23:00 PDT

And the Winner Is:

noreply@blogger.com (Big D) — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 13:52:00 PDT

The WEED WHACKERS!

After finishing the regular season a disappointing 4-4-1, the Weed Whackers triumphed over the undeated Oops I Kicked It Again (9-0) to become the first ever WAKA Peninsula Divsion Champions! By winning the division tournament, the Weed Whackers are guaranteed an invite to this year's world championship tournament in Boston, MA over Labor Day weekend. WAKA stands for the World Adult Kickball Association and is the greatest thing since sliced bread. Anyone interested in reliving those glorious childhood days of kickball glory should visit www.kickball.com to find a division near you! Just remember, you must be 21+ to join, as there is a large consumption of alcohol associated with the league. More to come after Labor Day...

Chuck Storm Is Awesome...

noreply@blogger.com (Fuburple) — Sat, 28 Jul 2007 18:27:00 PDT

I Liked This A Lot More Than I Should Have...

noreply@blogger.com (Fuburple) — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 12:22:00 PDT

CLICK HERE TO WATCH
Turn Your Volume UP

I will be out of town for a few days.....

noreply@blogger.com (Fuburple) — Sat, 21 Jul 2007 16:09:00 PDT

and will not be able to post anything. Since I am the only person that posts on here anymore, I doubt you guys will see anything new until I get back. I do have some good stuff planned for when I return though so get ready...

I Might Be Going To Jail, But Who Cares When I Got A Smile Like This....

noreply@blogger.com (Fuburple) — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 18:41:00 PDT