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		<title>Finally updated 2010</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Jun 2011 04:06:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/TarvT9KaYxLoQOrE-ZoqbTMM9uc/0/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/TarvT9KaYxLoQOrE-ZoqbTMM9uc/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/TarvT9KaYxLoQOrE-ZoqbTMM9uc/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/TarvT9KaYxLoQOrE-ZoqbTMM9uc/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;Yeah, yeah, I know. &amp;#8220;The Humorless Twit is behind the times.&amp;#8221; Nyuk, nyuk. Okay. Well. I&amp;#8217;ve finally added the rest of the columns from 2010. Now it&amp;#8217;s on to 2011&amp;#8230;&lt;br/&gt;
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		<title>The Humorless Twit Es Bilingual | September 2010 column now posted</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Sep 2010 02:57:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Latest column: Study This (Summer 2010)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2010 01:58:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/3kOeRYyPJPsNdKWMZJgpswN1yIQ/0/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/3kOeRYyPJPsNdKWMZJgpswN1yIQ/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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		<title>Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-05-16</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 May 2010 00:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Updated World’s Most Boring Website</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 May 2010 03:22:32 +0000</pubDate>
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