http://www.thehumorlesstwit.com The Humorless Twit's Humor, Jokes, Funny Stuff, One-Liners, Satire Sun, 14 Jun 2009 01:39:50 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8 en hourly 1 http://www.thehumorlesstwit.com/http://www.thehumorlesstwit.com/images/140x140.jpgTheHumorlessTwitsHumorJokesFunnyStuffOne-linersSatirehttp://feedburner.google.comSubscribe with My Yahoo!Subscribe with NewsGatorSubscribe with My AOLSubscribe with BloglinesSubscribe with NetvibesSubscribe with GoogleSubscribe with PageflakesAdd to Any Feed Reader http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheHumorlessTwitsHumorJokesFunnyStuffOne-linersSatire/~3/5LjpsUXLOqw/ http://www.thehumorlesstwit.com/2009/06/a-fox-after-imelda-marcos-heart/#comments Sun, 14 Jun 2009 01:39:50 +0000 The Twit http://www.thehumorlesstwit.com/?p=369 http://www.thehumorlesstwit.com/2009/06/a-fox-after-imelda-marcos-heart/feed/ 0 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/E5D5qkcyIGm5hemRDDUx5O_moDs/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/E5D5qkcyIGm5hemRDDUx5O_moDs/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/E5D5qkcyIGm5hemRDDUx5O_moDs/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/E5D5qkcyIGm5hemRDDUx5O_moDs/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>a href=&#8221;http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090612/od_nm/us_germany_fox&#8221; target=&#8221;_blank&#8221;>Imelda Marcos would be proud: A fox has been unmasked as the mystery thief of more than 100...<br/> <br/> Visit The Humorless Twit for our monthly columns, more posts, and flat out more stuff!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheHumorlessTwitsHumorJokesFunnyStuffOne-linersSatire/~4/5LjpsUXLOqw" height="1" width="1"/>http://www.thehumorlesstwit.com/2009/06/a-fox-after-imelda-marcos-heart/ http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheHumorlessTwitsHumorJokesFunnyStuffOne-linersSatire/~3/KlOrOqcXPTI/ http://www.thehumorlesstwit.com/2009/05/summer-2009-column-online-plus-site-maintenance/#comments Sun, 31 May 2009 20:33:05 +0000 The Twit http://www.thehumorlesstwit.com/?p=355 http://www.thehumorlesstwit.com/2009/05/summer-2009-column-online-plus-site-maintenance/feed/ 0 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/zk5w8oKE2wj-9G6vdz68WPptC-g/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/zk5w8oKE2wj-9G6vdz68WPptC-g/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/zk5w8oKE2wj-9G6vdz68WPptC-g/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/zk5w8oKE2wj-9G6vdz68WPptC-g/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>The Summer 2009 column (The Humorless Twit Falls In Love Again) is now online. Oh, and in case you haven&#8217;t noticed, we&#8217;re messing around with the home page design again. Might take us...<br/> <br/> Visit The Humorless Twit for our monthly columns, more posts, and flat out more stuff!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheHumorlessTwitsHumorJokesFunnyStuffOne-linersSatire/~4/KlOrOqcXPTI" height="1" width="1"/>http://www.thehumorlesstwit.com/2009/05/summer-2009-column-online-plus-site-maintenance/ http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheHumorlessTwitsHumorJokesFunnyStuffOne-linersSatire/~3/Daf6fILha2I/ http://www.thehumorlesstwit.com/2009/05/may-2009-column-online/#comments Thu, 07 May 2009 02:48:19 +0000 The Twit http://www.thehumorlesstwit.com/?p=322 http://www.thehumorlesstwit.com/2009/05/may-2009-column-online/feed/ 0 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/0lI27RWpbitzrgA7d2UgpqLR8XI/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/0lI27RWpbitzrgA7d2UgpqLR8XI/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/0lI27RWpbitzrgA7d2UgpqLR8XI/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/0lI27RWpbitzrgA7d2UgpqLR8XI/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>We&#8217;ve just posted the May 2009 column, The Humorless Twit’s Recipe for Disaster. Here&#8217;s a little preview: 1. Peel and dice potatoes. 2. Cut finger, bleed on potatoes, curse, bandage...<br/> <br/> Visit The Humorless Twit for our monthly columns, more posts, and flat out more stuff!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheHumorlessTwitsHumorJokesFunnyStuffOne-linersSatire/~4/Daf6fILha2I" height="1" width="1"/>http://www.thehumorlesstwit.com/2009/05/may-2009-column-online/ http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheHumorlessTwitsHumorJokesFunnyStuffOne-linersSatire/~3/Ydnh65Ou50E/ http://www.thehumorlesstwit.com/2009/04/hot-doghetti/#comments Wed, 22 Apr 2009 20:43:42 +0000 The Twit http://www.thehumorlesstwit.com/?p=317 http://www.thehumorlesstwit.com/2009/04/hot-doghetti/feed/ 0 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Bbb3aWqeqZVszY_NSxHIXlAfVD4/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Bbb3aWqeqZVszY_NSxHIXlAfVD4/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Bbb3aWqeqZVszY_NSxHIXlAfVD4/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Bbb3aWqeqZVszY_NSxHIXlAfVD4/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>Boing Boing has an, um, interesting post and picture of hot dogs with spaghetti coming out of them. The way it&#8217;s presumably done is by inserting hard, uncooked spaghetti into a soft hot dog. ...<br/> <br/> Visit The Humorless Twit for our monthly columns, more posts, and flat out more stuff!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheHumorlessTwitsHumorJokesFunnyStuffOne-linersSatire/~4/Ydnh65Ou50E" height="1" width="1"/>http://www.thehumorlesstwit.com/2009/04/hot-doghetti/ http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheHumorlessTwitsHumorJokesFunnyStuffOne-linersSatire/~3/9wDam4UzAW0/ http://www.thehumorlesstwit.com/2009/04/april-2009-column-now-online/#comments Sun, 12 Apr 2009 18:01:01 +0000 The Twit http://www.thehumorlesstwit.com/?p=311 http://www.thehumorlesstwit.com/2009/04/april-2009-column-now-online/feed/ 0 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Uq0tLsa9WjUzYGFxg8ZysGyOIoE/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Uq0tLsa9WjUzYGFxg8ZysGyOIoE/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Uq0tLsa9WjUzYGFxg8ZysGyOIoE/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Uq0tLsa9WjUzYGFxg8ZysGyOIoE/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>The April 2009 column is now online, woohoo! Aunt Flabby filled in, so to speak, for The Humorless Twit this month. Here&#8217;s an excerpt: This month, I want to share with you my family’s most...<br/> <br/> Visit The Humorless Twit for our monthly columns, more posts, and flat out more stuff!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheHumorlessTwitsHumorJokesFunnyStuffOne-linersSatire/~4/9wDam4UzAW0" height="1" width="1"/>http://www.thehumorlesstwit.com/2009/04/april-2009-column-now-online/