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		<title>September 2009 column finally posted</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 01:54:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/h2gxrKk-sEwzSc1DCxwa3yQ_-vE/0/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/h2gxrKk-sEwzSc1DCxwa3yQ_-vE/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/h2gxrKk-sEwzSc1DCxwa3yQ_-vE/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/h2gxrKk-sEwzSc1DCxwa3yQ_-vE/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;I finally got around to posting the September 2009 column, titled The Humorless Twit Is Sick—And He’s Not Feeling Well, Either.  
Actually, I posted it a couple of weeks ago.  I&amp;#8217;m just getting...&lt;br/&gt;
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		<title>Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-08-09</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Aug 2009 23:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/3lC9l_Nww92VHS4FH8_NT5Y-ZlE/0/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/3lC9l_Nww92VHS4FH8_NT5Y-ZlE/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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		<title>Funny look @ turning 40 http:/…</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 03:13:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/CU6D9zj_pzyM0bWWRZfmdU7CKOk/0/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/CU6D9zj_pzyM0bWWRZfmdU7CKOk/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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		<title>Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-08-02</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Aug 2009 23:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Funny story about dumb college…</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2009 03:08:44 +0000</pubDate>
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