The Iconophile

Boobs of the Apocalypse: Kelly Brook

Fri, 08 Apr 2011 01:28:17 PST

The Profane Images gallery for Kelly Brook of Piranha 3D has been updated with photos of Kelly at Lynx Excite's 'Last Party On Earth'.

Sheer-topped Laetitia on Le Grand Journal

Fri, 08 Apr 2011 01:28:17 PST

The Profane Images gallery for Victoria's Secret model Laetitia Casta has been updated with photos of Laetitia on Le Grand Journal de Canal+.

At 28, Elisha Cuthbert is apparently still 'Young Hollywood'

Fri, 08 Apr 2011 01:28:17 PST

The Profane Images gallery for Elisha Cuthbert of 24 has been updated with photos of Elisha at Young Hollywood Studio.

Eva Green and the slightly transparent pants of Camelot

Fri, 08 Apr 2011 01:29:05 PST

The Profane Images gallery for Eva Green of Camelot has been updated with photos of Eva at the Camelot photocall at the MIPTV in Cannes.

From Camelot to Cannes: Eva Green at the Emmy Awards

Fri, 08 Apr 2011 01:28:17 PST

The Profane Images gallery for Eva Green of Camelot has been updated with photos of Eva at the MIPTV 2011 International Digital Emmy Awards in Cannes.

Back to school: Salma Hayek at Earth University

Fri, 08 Apr 2011 02:38:11 PST

The Profane Images gallery for Salma Hayek of Desperado has been updated with photos of Salma at an Earth University conference at UNESCO in Paris.

Amanda Seyfried's bejeweled rack across the pond

Fri, 08 Apr 2011 02:38:11 PST

The Profane Images gallery for Amanda Seyfried of Big Love has been updated with photos of Amanda at the London premiere of Red Riding Hood.

Uma's tight, tunic-like top for Ceremony

Fri, 08 Apr 2011 02:38:11 PST

The Profane Images gallery for Uma Thurman of Kill Bill has been updated with photos of Uma at the New York screening of Ceremony.

Jessie and the Banshees

Thu, 07 Apr 2011 05:20:21 PST

The Profane Images gallery for Jessica Alba of Fantastic Four has been updated with scans of a gothed up Jessica from the April issue of Italian Vogue.

The Devil's Kindle wears Furstenberg

Thu, 07 Apr 2011 03:25:25 PST

The Profane Images gallery for Jessica Alba of Fantastic Four has been updated with photos of Jessica at the press conference for Diane von Furstenberg in Beijing.

Exodus

Thu, 14 Apr 2011 06:58:11 PST

It's been a fun ride, but the satisfaction of making each part of each post by hand has pretty much dried up at this point. The time has come for this site to finally leap forward into the middle of last decade and embrace actual web publishing technology. And move to newer digs, to boot.

Wabbit season

Thu, 07 Apr 2011 05:00:44 PST

If ever there was a perfect match between a company and its representative model, it's the one between Beach Bunny swimwear and quintessentially beach bunny-like Kate Upton.

The opposite of subliminal: Sofia Vergara's new Pepsi ad

Mon, 04 Apr 2011 04:17:56 PST

In 1957, the words 'Drink Coca-Cola' were flashed for 1/30 of a second at five-second intervals during a film to see if Coca-Cola sales would increase at the concession stand, and a new term -- 'subliminal advertising' -- was coined. Fifty-four years later, Pepsi is unleashing Sofia Vergara's unfairly compelling curves in what might be called 'sensory overload advertising'. And the more photos that come in from the set, the more it looks like the FCC might have to get involved.

More swords and softcore with Eva Green in Camelot

Sat, 02 Apr 2011 02:09:44 PST

I was a little worried that Eva Green's sex and nudity in episode one of Camelot might be all there was for her in the series, but as can be seen from this Dreamers-like shot from episode two, Eva fans have reason to keep watching.

Kate Upton's juggy guesswork

Thu, 31 Mar 2011 14:11:27 PST

Cheesy or classy? I suppose it's the genius of Guess? that we have to ask at all. Especially when the model is Kate Upton, who, while gorgeous, has all the gravitas of the UCLA girl.

Belle of the Blue Balls: Eliza Dushku

Tue, 29 Mar 2011 01:44:20 PST

Ah, what a difference a bra makes. While not offering any actual cleavage, Eliza Dushku nevertheless came bearing gifts to Perez Hilton's Blue Ball birthday celebration that were harder to miss than they've been in a while now. A happy birthday for all of us.

The retro-juggification of Jessica Alba

Mon, 21 Mar 2011 01:31:30 PST

If the good folks of Harper's Bazaar had waited just three more months, they wouldn't have had to Photoshop in so much cleavage (and a lower-cut dress to showcase it) in these outtakes and re-releases of Jessica Alba's January/February issue; the baby-boobs would have done their work for them.

Katherine Heigl's bikini layout in Miami Beach

Sat, 19 Mar 2011 04:46:25 PST

It's been five years since Katherine Heigl's last hit, and between the unwatchable romantic comedies she's put out since then and her reputation for impolitic criticism of the shows and movies she's in, the time may have come to ask not when will Katherine star in a film that isn't derivative dreck, but what will be her legacy now that all the promise of her earlier acting career seems to have died. The answer, for better or worse, may be the bikini top she's wearing in these photos from Miami Beach, sadly the most interesting thing she's done in half a decade.

Kelly Brook in Italian Max

Sat, 19 Mar 2011 03:21:41 PST

This site is certainly no stranger to hyperbole, and I appreciate that Italy's interest in bosomy Kelly Brook might be running high right now, what with Piranha 3D having debuted there less than a month ago, but 'Kelly Brook to conquer Hollywood'? Not even if she hadn't gotten knocked up.

Kelly Brook's nipply new shoot for Reebok

Sat, 19 Mar 2011 03:00:02 PST

Enjoy it while it lasts; it'll most likely be a while before she looks like this again.

Warning: Kelly Brook's pregnancy may cause significant shrinkage

Sat, 19 Mar 2011 02:33:30 PST

Kelly Brook announced on her Twitter feed a few days ago that she's pregnant by boyfriend Thom Evans. A joyous occasion for her personally, I suppose, and good for her fans insofar as it'll make her already ample E cups scale the alphabet even further for a time. Probably not be so good for her gig as Reebok spokesmodel, though, nor for her aspirations in Hollywood so soon after the moderate success of Piranha 3D. And without wankable media appearances to keep interest alive, what will become of her mostly male fanbase?

Maria Grazia Cuccinotta finally naked

Thu, 17 Mar 2011 00:08:21 PST

Yes, the nudity in L'imbroglio nel lenzuolo is fleeting and best appreciated in stills, but after 20 years of waiting for a glimpse of Maria Grazia Cuccinotta's giant jugs (how she got this far in Italian cinema without ever whipping those things out before is an utter mystery), I'm just glad I was still alive when it finally happened.

Hollywood needs plumbers 2: The Secret X-rated Photos of the American Teenager

Mon, 14 Mar 2011 02:42:57 PST

The digital camera might be both the greatest invention and the dumbest invention of our age. Something for pneumatic starlet Renee Olstead of The Secret Life of the American Teenager to ponder while these allegedly hacked photos of her make the rounds.

Hollywood needs plumbers: The leaked Scarlett Johansson photo

Mon, 14 Mar 2011 01:50:56 PST

It's not often you get a leaked photo of an A-list celebrity, but there's one floating around now of a semi-dressed Scarlett Johansson. Allegedly.

Sofia Vergara's Image Award

Tue, 08 Mar 2011 02:54:05 PST

It's one thing to see stills of Sofia Vergara nearly spilling out of her gown at the NAACP Image Awards -- it's another thing entirely to see that jiggly mini-drama in motion.

Kate Upton's 2011 Spring / Summer Jenna Leigh shoot

Tue, 08 Mar 2011 02:21:47 PST

So is tweets-gone-wild model Kate Upton heading more toward Tara Reiddom than Elledom? Who cares? If there's anything that recent events have taught us, it's that as long as she can back up the tigress blood with juggy Venus DNA, she won't just be winning, but bi-winning.

'So you fear my legs. Now you know that these are just as deadly.'

Thu, 03 Mar 2011 00:21:08 PST

Maybe it's because so much attention has already been paid to Amanda Seyfried's ample bosom (her roles in Veronica Mars, Mean Girls, Alpha Dog and Chloe were all pretty boob-centric), maybe it's because she actually prefers her bottom half to her top, but off the set Amanda's been dressing to emphasize her legs and backside (with short shorts, microskirts, and stretch pants) to the near exclusion of everything else for years. So thank God for Amanda's appearance on Letterman, where she reminded the world once more that there's more to her than a nice pair of gams; there's a nice pair of boobs, too.

Kelly Brook's new(ish) photos for FHM

Tue, 01 Mar 2011 15:35:02 PST

It seems there's a long-standing tradition in Britain of republishing old Kelly Brook photo shoots from other magazines as if they were new. And indeed, the photo shoot in the April 2011 issue of FHM is mostly republished material from the August 2010 issue of Maxim. But there are also a few outtakes thrown in the mix, as well as a couple old photos differently sized and cropped. So still a happy day in the land of lad mags, even if it is mostly deja vu.

Oh boy.

Sun, 27 Feb 2011 09:33:05 PST

As grateful as I am for model Kate Upton's latest flurry of boob-centered party pix posted to her Twitter account, it's already starting to look like we're in for a very short run as the attention-seeking 18-year-old rapidly evolves into something less like the new Elle or Claudia Schiffer and more like the new Tara Reid.

Must-See TV: Eva Green's sex scene in Camelot

Sat, 26 Feb 2011 19:02:42 PST

Let no one doubt that Camelot is a magical place. By decree the summers cannot get too hot, the rain doesn't fall until after sundown, the fogs must lift by 8:00 AM, and juggy, momentary It Girl Eva Green of The Dreamers simulates sex for Canadian TV.

Jennifer Tilly's 'gawk and awe' poker strategy continues

Thu, 24 Feb 2011 03:22:03 PST

It's a sound enough strategy: you can't look for tells in Jennifer Tilly's face if your eyes never make it past her enormous cleavage. And while it may push her to the same Dangerfield-esque, 'I get no respect' periphery in her poker career that it always has her acting career, at $660,000+ in wins for last year, it's clearly a strategy that's working for her.

Amanda Seyfried's curiously upper-thigh-centric shoot for Interview

Wed, 23 Feb 2011 04:10:03 PST

Lord knows that Amanda Seyfried has other, more obvious bodily features that next month's Interview magazine could have chosen to focus on. And certainly I would have been a very happy camper if it had. But given Amanda's apparent preference for short shorts in private life, I suppose a shoot like this has long been due.

Chloe Sevigny ramps up the cleavage for Harper's Bazaar

Wed, 23 Feb 2011 03:40:12 PST

Chloe Sevigny talks about her seeming date with Pauly D, her evolving place in anti-Hollywood, her face ('not interesting enough, not pretty enough'), and her dream of someday being glamorous onscreen in next month's Harper's Bazaar. If this sort of cleavage is what she means by 'glamorous', then I think I might like to see her be glamorous onscreen, too.

Did Jessica Alba get knocked up again?

Mon, 14 Feb 2011 00:01:00 PST

Maybe it's the dress -- and the fact that her boobs haven't looked this big since the last time she was pregnant -- but Jessica's starting to look like she's posing for two now. Just a little bit.

Mila Kunis' momentary cleavage in W

Sat, 12 Feb 2011 11:36:32 PST

In the post-That '70s Show wake of Mila Kunis' still rising star, there is probably no shortage of guys with Mila fetishes. And I suspect there would be even more such fan boys were it not for one missing element. Let's call it boobs. But in this age of technical marvels, I suppose it should come as no surprise that even that hurdle would sooner or later be overcome, if only through photographic sleight of hand.

Kelly Brook full frontal by ... Dexter Morgan?

Fri, 11 Feb 2011 01:47:53 PST

It's been a while since the world has seen Kelly Brook this naked this clearly. Or with this much quasi-gore.

A Francia Raisa-shaped raison d'etre for Justin Bieber

Thu, 10 Feb 2011 03:20:11 PST

Ah, Justin Bieber. Say what one will about tween America's much maligned heart-throb du jour, but if the premiere of his concert film Never Say Never is reason enough to get Francia Raisa out on the red carpet in a boob suit, then internet pranksters should probably not be so anxious to send the kid off to North Korea, even for the lulz.

Jessica Alba 'really naked'

Tue, 08 Feb 2011 02:21:37 PST

Well, well, well. It seems Jessica Alba was much more of a method actor back in 2007 than I would have ever imagined. And in the best possible way.

What ever happened to Marla Sokoloff? CSI is on the case.

Mon, 07 Feb 2011 05:53:54 PST

It's been hard to keep track of motorboatable Marla Sokoloff -- a TV movie here, a short-lived series there. Luckily, she was recently on CSI: NY, a show with a much larger audience and a better chance that someone would vidcap it than she's had in a while. Here's a little of what we've been missing.

Mesa horny: Mila Kunis as Amidala's slutty evil twin

Mon, 07 Feb 2011 04:57:11 PST

If Natalie Portman's Queen Amidala ever had a Black Swan-esque nemesis, she'd probably look a lot like Mila Kunis's leggy, Leia-like vamp in this issue of The Los Angeles Times. Something for George Lucas to think about when he releases another tweaked version of the series for this or that anniversary.

Kelly Brook in bikini and ... Peggy Bundy-wear

Thu, 03 Feb 2011 02:07:35 PST

It's a disappointingly common pattern among women in the spotlight who become famous for their sex appeal but then stop their prurient pandering once they think their fame has become self-sustaining. Thank God, then, for Kelly Brook, the famously bosomy Page 3 girl who, despite sallies into more or less mainstream television, film, and theater, has yet to become so forbiddingly famous that chesty cheesecake fare like this is beneath her.

Built for the job: Alice Eve in Australian Esquire

Mon, 31 Jan 2011 01:35:11 PST

Like everyone else in Hollywood, Alice Eve has films coming up that need promoting -- The Raven, The Decoy Bride, ATM, and, before she petitioned to be let out of the project after certain script changes were made, X-Men: First Class. And when you're effectively typecast as the Hot Chick, as Alice is, movie promotion pretty much means a boobie shoot for one or more men's magazines.

Avon calling

Thu, 27 Jan 2011 02:36:56 PST

Say what one will about Avon, a company arguably more famous in popular culture for its door-to-door sales strategy than for its actual products, but the last time Reese Witherspoon ramped up the cleavage and otherwise put aside the asexual mom persona she's been in for lo these many years -- as she recently did at the Avon 'Believe' tour in Atlanta -- was at another Avon event last October. Probably not very encouraging news for Jim Toth, Witherspoon's current boyfriend, but it makes for a few pretty photos in the meantime.

Carla Gugino's 'I've got movies coming out' boob-a-thon

Wed, 26 Jan 2011 00:52:53 PST

Like a lot of other actors, ever curvy Carla Gugino has a bunch of movies slated to come out in 2011 -- four, according to IMDB -- a usually unplanned state of affairs that runs the risk of overexposure. But as long as that overexposure necessitates the kind of overexposure found in the pages of Esquire to promote it, I say a re-release of every damn movie Carla ever made is in order.

Love, Drugs, and Anne Hathaway's boobs in Blu-Ray

Tue, 25 Jan 2011 04:16:50 PST

What to make of Love and Other Drugs? Critics were divided, but the movie-going public spoke with more or less one voice: Meh. If you didn't see it -- and most of you didn't -- here's a Blu-Ray look at some of what you missed.

All about Eve

Mon, 24 Jan 2011 22:59:34 PST

It feels like it's been a long, long time since She's Out of My League star Alice Eve has been in the public view, even though League and Alice's wet-topped turn in Sex and the City 2 came out just last year. And she has three more movies coming out this year. But just in case we've already forgotten who she is, she brought a refresher course to the British Comedy Awards. Squint just a little and you can see everything you need to know.

Scarlett Johansson's champaign music video

Wed, 19 Jan 2011 13:30:06 PST

Sure, it's not the jugtastic Scarlett Johansson we all fondly remember from a few years ago, but a less curvy Scarlett plied with bottles and bottles of alcohol is still worth watching.

The Curious Case of Valerie Bertinelli

Wed, 19 Jan 2011 12:42:39 PST

When a heterosexual guy who tells you he has a Valerie Bertinelli fetish, you can bet the farm he's talking about the old Valerie -- by which I mean the young one from the 70s and 80s. And cleavage moth though I am, the juggier, slimmer Valerie of recent years never enthralled me the way the younger one did. But now, at Betty White's 89th birthday celebration, I find myself happy to see Valerie in a way I haven't been with her in decades.

Valentine's Day comes early: Michelle Williams in the raw

Tue, 18 Jan 2011 03:41:47 PST

So the reviews for Blue Valentine have been a little mixed and you're wondering if you should see it now on the big screen or wait for it to come to cable. Maybe this will help you decide...

Sofia Vergara's Golden Globes afterparty funbags, fully deployed

Tue, 18 Jan 2011 02:23:16 PST

With all the hoopla over whether Ricky Gervais was an unfunny jerk or a funny jerk at the Golden Globes, people seem to have forgotten what matters most about the event -- the Hot Chicks of Hollywood in malfunction-prone dresses. Not that there was a lot of that this time around, but Sofia Vergara certainly held up her end of the bargain.

Renee Olstead as a busty bottle brunette at the Golden Globes

Tue, 18 Jan 2011 01:30:42 PST

Since I stopped watching The Secret Life of the American Teenager (an endurance test for anyone old enough to drive), my Renee Olstead fixes have been few and far between. Thank God, then, for the Golden Globes afterparties.

Sunbathing with the stars: The Joanna Krupa bikini reality show

Fri, 14 Jan 2011 23:57:47 PST

When your career becomes all reality shows, are any photos of you really 'candid' anymore?

More Moet mehness

Fri, 14 Jan 2011 01:44:39 PST

Two more Moet and Chandon champagne ads featuring Scarlett Johansson came out recently -- though there's little reason to be raising a glass just yet. But there might be soon.

Better late than never: Charlotte Ross naked in Drive Angry

Thu, 13 Jan 2011 10:02:17 PST

It's one of the great cruelties in life that the actresses you most want to see naked on screen never are until well after their prime. Case in point: Charlotte Ross. Like anyone who was aware of NYPD Blue from last decade, I looked forward to the day when Charlotte's boobs, apparently among New York's finest crime-fighting tools, would come into their own on the big screen. That day never came ... until now.

Colombian cover girl

Fri, 07 Jan 2011 11:58:22 PST

The great thing about Sofia Vergara: She's reliably hot. Which is to say that she knows why she is where she is -- and always dresses accordingly.

Holiday hooter roundup

Sun, 02 Jan 2011 22:12:53 PST

What sort of year will 2011 be? In older days, people would study the flight of birds to gauge a thing's auspiciousness. Judging from the preening birds we have for study this New Year's vacation -- the bikini-wearing Jessica Alba, Kelly Brook, Salma Hayek, and Chloe Sevigny -- it looks like we're in for a very auspicious year indeed.

Salma Hayek bikini photos: It's about damn time

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 08:38:19 PST

As synonymous as Salma Hayek is with eye-popping cleavage, there are surprisingly few proper bikini photos of her these days. Luckily for all of us, stalkerazzi in St. Bart's have recently corrected that oversight.

Thank God it's over

Wed, 15 Dec 2010 01:40:20 PST

That the once famously curvy Scarlett Johansson and still famously ripped Ryan Reynolds are getting divorced should hardly come as a surprise -- Scarlett has often said that human beings are not monogamous by nature. What's more: there's an upside to this break-up. For all of us.

Wet Jennifer Aniston cleavage

Thu, 09 Dec 2010 00:01:00 PST

So like most people, you didn't see Jennifer Aniston's The Bounty Hunter, and now your nights are plagued with non-buyer's remorse. 'Was I wrong to pass on The Bounty Hunter? Did I miss out on something by not giving it a second thought?' No, your instincts were right. But those of you who would have liked seeing Jennifer Aniston's rack all pushed up for maximum cleavage, but not at the steep cost of having to actually sit through The Bounty Hunter, here's a little of what you missed.

Always in fashion

Wed, 08 Dec 2010 04:10:15 PST

When you're built like Kelly Brook, you're not just forever in fashion, you're beyond fashion.

Chloe Sevigny topless: Feeling the big love again

Wed, 08 Dec 2010 02:20:28 PST

A Chloe Sevigny fetish is an easy one to forget that one has -- she is, let's be honest, not the most conventional beauty of a sister-wife in Hollywood. But then she poses naked for some magazine or other -- in this case, Blast magazine, and we're reminded all over again how that whole Chloe Sevigny fetish got started in the first place.

Erika Christensen's stocking stuffers are pan-denominational

Fri, 03 Dec 2010 01:29:37 PST

Lord knows nothing says holiday cheer like Erika Christensen's festive funbags, whether you're waiting for the return of Jesus, Kalki, or the Mothership.

Fuss 'n' Feathers

Mon, 29 Nov 2010 00:24:55 PST

It's not like we haven't seen photos like this a hundred times before -- Kelly Brook climbing out of a car, Kelly Brook walking to some function or other, Kelly Brook posing for the paparazzi -- it's the generously exposed, pushed-up E-cups in feathers that transform these otherwise commonplace and banal photos into the realm of the sublime.

Jennifer Aniston's Thanksgiving bounty

Fri, 26 Nov 2010 14:38:35 PST

In this era of bio-engineered superplants and factory farming, a bountiful harvest is something most of the industrialized West takes for granted. But in the entertainment industry, where so many It Girls hit the wall at 30 or disappear after one or two box office flops, the continuing bounty of 41-year-old Jennifer Aniston's poky bikini top o' plenty is still something we can all give thanks for.

A sneak peek at the goods from Love and Other Drugs

Fri, 26 Nov 2010 01:36:04 PST

So you'd like to see Anne Hathaway naked again (it's been 5 years since Brokeback Mountain), but you're not sure you want to endure the monetary and spiritual cost of sitting through another painful romantic comedy like Love and Other Drugs (Entertainment Weekly gives it a C+)? Maybe this'll help with the decision process.

Anne Hathaway in British Elle

Tue, 23 Nov 2010 04:01:37 PST

Love and Other Drugs hasn't even come out yet and I'm already tired of it. The ubiquitousness of the Anne Hathaway-Jake Gyllenhaal shill team has left me feeling like I've been trapped in a small room with quasi-famous barker of questionable TV wares Billy Mays. But seeing Anne and her cleavage in the December issue of British Elle today made me realize that it's really just goofily grinning Jake and his Prince of Persia beefiness that have been rubbing me the wrong way; Anne, I see now, can still rub me all she likes.

The rise of Asia

Mon, 22 Nov 2010 02:06:17 PST

It's been a long while since I've seen anything from Asia Argento, and most of that's been the surreptitious bikini shots taken by paparazzi. Has it been worth the wait? You be the judge.

The three faces of Anne are all topless

Thu, 18 Nov 2010 15:58:02 PST

I loves me some quasi-topless Anne Hathaway photos as much as anyone. And Entertainment Weekly's multiple covers of Anne sort of topless for the November 26 issue seems like even more of a good thing. But what's the point of putting out multiple covers if they're all from the same shoot and at a casual glance nearly identical?

The new Jessica Alba

Wed, 17 Nov 2010 00:41:57 PST

The Jessica Alba we all knew and loved -- that is, the sex symbol Jessica Alba -- was declared dead in December of 2005 -- and by none other than Jessica herself. Five years later, a new, presumably less sexy Jessica Alba rose phoenix-like from the still sexy ashes of the old Jessica and was hailed as the new Angelina Jolie by Tattler magazine. And now, according to the December issue of Elle, an even newer Jessica will finally bury the putrid corpse of Sexy Jessica by becoming the new Lucille Ball.

A little more cleavage than usual from Rose McGowan

Mon, 15 Nov 2010 13:26:53 PST

Rose McGowan's face might not look the way we remember it, but the rest of her can still look good when she wants it to.

Kelly Brook cleavage for all occasions

Mon, 15 Nov 2010 01:27:35 PST

Not sure what the occasion is here, but when Kelly Brook's sporting this much cleavage, the whys and wherefores hardly matter.

Presenting Jennifer Aniston's boobs. Again.

Mon, 15 Nov 2010 00:39:14 PST

So can we at long last admit as a nation that, as delightful as Jennifer Aniston's endless film iterations of 'Rachel Green' have been over the years, we're really just interested in her boobs now?

Again with Tara and her wayward boob

Thu, 11 Nov 2010 02:09:05 PST

Hey, it's happy hour somewhere, right? And on Tara Reid's 35th birthday, that hour is always now. And what would a drunken night in Taradise be without a silicone Taradome or two popping out? It wouldn't.

A curvy opening night for Anne Hathaway

Thu, 11 Nov 2010 01:05:42 PST

Normally I prefer a little more visible cleavage to bother making a post about this or that new batch of photos, but somehow Anne Hathaway in this dress at the AFI fest gala for Love and Other Drugs manages to warrant it even without the usual opening night jiggles.

Specs appeal

Thu, 11 Nov 2010 00:01:00 PST

Model Kelly Brook doesn't really wear glasses, but that's hardly kept her from being the face and boobs of the Spectacle Wearer of the Year awards, a sort of Top Model put on by Specsavers Opticians, the LensCrafters of the UK. Of course, for someone who's probably had to say 'my eyes are up here' more than a few times in her life, it's possible no one's even looked to see if she wears glasses or not.

Sofia Vergara in transparent lace

Mon, 08 Nov 2010 01:51:31 PST

Settle down -- the only thing showing through Sofia Vergara's top is her bra. Still, I think anything showing through Sofia's top is a stop-the-presses sort of event. You be the judge.

Hooked on phonics with Monica Bellucci's boobs

Mon, 08 Nov 2010 00:14:25 PST

It's been said that the printed word is dead. But in this era of broadband Internet access, so, too, is the printed image. Someone probably should have told Monica Bellucci that before she unveiled her new picture book featuring 150 photos every Bellucci fan's already had on his computer for decades.

God bless the Internet: Topless postpartum photos of Jessica Alba

Fri, 05 Nov 2010 04:59:36 PST

To be a fan of Jessica Alba has always been to live with disappointment, for the prayers of the Alba faithful to behold her naked or topless in a movie have always been flatly denied or raised and then dashed with the faux nudity of body doubles and CGI, and to date her most risque work remains the bikini photos wrested from her by paparazzi. All that changed today, though, when private photos taken shortly after giving birth were leaked into the echo chamber of cyberspace.

More of Brooke Burke in the leather catsuit -- for the kids

Thu, 04 Nov 2010 05:27:38 PST

I don't know -- if I were a pre-adolescent kid dying of AIDS, I'm not sure how much the presence of bosomy former Wild On host Brooke Burke dressed as Cat Woman would really ease my suffering.

Optimus Prime: In a world that doesn't, Kelly Brook's rack does

Thu, 04 Nov 2010 04:19:43 PST

As a cranky curmudgeon who still refuses to buy into the cell phone racket, I couldn't care less about the recent launch of the LG Optimus One smart phone or any other whizzy gizmo with iffy service and a mandatory two-year contract. Unless, of course, Kelly Brook's reliably ridiculous curves are in attendance. Now the release of yet another smart phone I have no intention of buying seems strangely important.

Diaphanous Dushku

Tue, 02 Nov 2010 00:41:18 PST

The trouble with being an actor on a hit show from seven years ago is that, no matter how pretty or charismatic you were, people start to forget if you're not on a hit show now. So here's Eliza Dushku in transparent lingerie to remind us, and to assure the faithful that she's still worth the wait for her next short-lived project.

She's not bad, she's just photographed that way

Mon, 01 Nov 2010 02:29:01 PST

It's been over two decades since Who Framed Roger Rabbit? hit the screens, and while the pop cultural relevance of the film seems to have largely disappeared, we may give thanks that one curvy cartoon icon from the movie continues to resonate with 21-year-old Renee Olstead: Jessica Rabbit.

Reese Witherspoon: Still hot when she wants to be

Thu, 28 Oct 2010 04:58:48 PST

After a decade of her desexed I'm-a-mom-now-thank-you demeanor, it's nice to be reminded now and then that Reese Witherspoon can still dust off the sexy when she has a mind to.

Renee Olstead in prete-a-baiser fashion wear

Thu, 28 Oct 2010 03:30:35 PST

I don't know fashion, but I know what I like when I see it. Which is to say that the more of Renee Olstead's pushed up boobs I can see -- in this case at the Kelly Nishimoto collection 5th anniversary party -- the more I like.

Meadow Soprano -- Now with jugs!

Mon, 25 Oct 2010 00:04:00 PST

It's been a long time coming, but former Sopranos star Jamie-Lynn Sigler has finally eaten her way back into relative hotness.

The everyday T&A of Hollywood: Amanda Seyfried

Mon, 25 Oct 2010 00:00:00 PST

If there's one thing I still miss about moving out of L.A. lo these many years ago, it's the little, unexpected moments of generous name-brand cleavage like this one from Amanda Seyfried while walking her dog.

Rosario Dawson in German GQ

Fri, 08 Oct 2010 02:08:21 PST

Oh yeah, Rosario Dawson. Haven't seen her in anything in a while, so it came as quite a surprise to see her not only discussing 'Manner, Liebe und Sex' in next month's German GQ, but looking juggier and more cleavagey than she has in years.

Jessica Alba in British GQ

Fri, 08 Oct 2010 00:06:15 PST

You know, after that Machete CGI business, in which Jessica Alba shot her shower scene in her underwear but appeared naked in the final cut, I'm a wee suspicious of all Jessica photo shoots now -- even though I know that most major magazines have long been doing everything short of pasting celebrities' heads on better bodies for years now. Still, it's Jessica Alba, more or less, and like the rest of the world I guess I'm still content to take what I can get.

Future mommy issues

Tue, 28 Sep 2010 11:06:59 PST

Most of us would presumably wince at the thought of sexualizing a parent, but what if that parent were Jessica Alba -- and, like the Oh Henry heiress from Seinfeld, went about town wearing a bra as a top?

Renee Olstead's boobtastic weekend

Mon, 27 Sep 2010 00:49:31 PST

Renee Olstead's actual mammary mass has been pretty up and down these last few years, but she nevertheless knocked another one out of the park with the boob suit she wore to PETA's 30th anniversary gala and humanitarian awards in Hollywood this weekend.

The jugs of My Generation

Mon, 27 Sep 2010 00:00:00 PST

It's been my misfortune in life that when I start watching a TV show on account of some actress' rack, the show's usually so taxingly inane that I end up resolving never to do that again. The Secret Life of the American Teenager on account of Renee Olstead comes to mind. But seeing these promotional photos of uber-juggy Kelli Garner for My Generation, I wonder now if this is a lesson I'll ever learn.

The illusion of boobs

Fri, 10 Sep 2010 00:09:14 PST

Frustrated with having hired famously bosomy Scarlett Johansson to be its spokesmodel only to find that her curves had disappeared the year before, fashion company Mango seems to have taken to simply photoshopping in some depth-giving shadows.

Christina Hendricks' Emmy show-stoppers

Mon, 30 Aug 2010 01:23:24 PST

Perhaps because I'm one of the reportedly few people in America who doesn't watch Mad Men, I'm also one of the few men in this country who isn't especially taken with famously ginormo-jugged Christina Hendricks. But even I have to admit: moments with Christina's brow-raising bosom at the Emmys last night were easily the most interesting of the otherwise yawner of a show.

Jessica Alba simulating sex over and over. Now in Blu-Ray.

Thu, 26 Aug 2010 03:09:47 PST

Usually Jessica Alba's name on a marquee buys a wide release. The Killer Inside Me, on the other hand, opened at a few theaters for a short time and then went straight to DVD. Draw your own conclusions. But if repeated voyeuristic sex with Jessica Alba is something that appeals to you, you could do far worse than The Killer Inside Me:

Kelly Brook: Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Reebok. (Hint: It's not Reebok.)

Thu, 05 Aug 2010 01:53:28 PST

It's the shoe that can give you the ass that model Kelly Brook already had when Reebok hired her to model the shoe that supposedly gave her that ass.

So there was a reason to see Sex and the City 2 after all...

Fri, 30 Jul 2010 10:50:12 PST

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Sure, I knew that busty British actress Alice Eve (She's Out of My League) was in Sex and the City 2, and I also liked the HBO series, but there just wasn't enough estrogen in the world that could be pumped into me to get me to sit through the films, I felt. Now it's very, very transparent how wrong I was.

Asia Argento's bikini boat show

Sun, 25 Jul 2010 21:25:37 PST

Apparently there was room for only one other person on Italian icon Asia Argento's maritime dramamine dolce vita, but through the magic of photography, tenacity, and questionable ethics, the whole world can now scrutinize Asia's bikini bod and tattoos from close quarters.

Kelly Brook's Comic-Con cleavage

Sat, 24 Jul 2010 14:32:35 PST

Geek though I am, I've never been that species of geek that feels the need to make a pilgrimage to San Diego every year in answer to Comic-Con's commercialized call to prayer. Comic books and press junkets just aren't my particular affliction. Or so I thought until yesterday's arrival of Kelly Brook and her Page 3 shock-and-awe rack to promote Piranha 3D.

Jennifer Tilly's weapons of mass distraction are getting even more massive

Thu, 22 Jul 2010 03:51:46 PST

As other animals have evolved various mechanisms for defense and attack to adapt to their environment, so mega-boobed Jennifer Tilly appears to have refined her own special adaptations to the life of the celebrity poker player.

Stacey Dash decolletage in Karin + Raoul magazine

Thu, 22 Jul 2010 02:46:37 PST

I've never heard of Karin and Raoul, but as long as they keep serving up the less over-exposed pulchritude of Hollywood for our viewing pleasure, I hope the two of them stay together a long, long time.

Baciata dalla protesi mammarie

Thu, 22 Jul 2010 01:40:27 PST

Possibly on break from filming Baciato dalla fortuna, tatted-up Suicide Girl archtype Asia Argento was spotted filling out bikini tops and ashtrays on the beach in Forte dei Marmi. Che fortuna!

Raise your hand if you don't smell like Jennifer Aniston

Thu, 22 Jul 2010 00:58:16 PST

Who won't be smelling like Jennifer Aniston this year? People who don't shop at Harrod's, the exclusive vendor of Jennifer's scent -- and, if last year's SmartWater-gate is any indicator, Jennifer Aniston herself.

Sofia Vergara's pecho parade takes Sardinia

Wed, 21 Jul 2010 00:17:19 PST

First there was the bikini-uniformed landing in Ischia, and now Modern Family star Sofia Vergara is breaking out the big guns in Sardinia as well as she sunbathes her way into Europe like some sort of juggy General Patton.

Heather in profile

Sat, 17 Jul 2010 04:27:35 PST

Lest anyone think that Heather Graham's stay in Ischia, Italy was all about boobs in bikinis, there's now a photo shoot of her boobs in a dress.

Holy Christ!

Sat, 17 Jul 2010 03:47:01 PST

Like any Kelly Brook fan, I'm anxiously awaiting her appearance in Playboy. But like anyone who's seen a Playboy celebrity spread in the last decade or so, I know I'll be disappointed by it. Thank God, then, for Maxim.

Montreal's Beef with Pamela Anderson

Sat, 17 Jul 2010 02:13:10 PST

Sometimes the difference between sexy and sexist is all in the labeling.

Post-op After.Life

Wed, 14 Jul 2010 17:00:30 PST

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It's one of life's cruel mysteries why once uber-pneumatic Christina Ricci never bared all for the screen until after her breast reduction surgery, but what she now lacks in Sofia Vergara-like cup size she seems bent on making up for in sheer frequency of nudity -- particularly in last year's After.Life, where she not only appears naked, but naked a lot.

The Sofia Vergara juggy jamboree goes down under

Wed, 14 Jul 2010 00:00:11 PST

As if Sofia Vergara's recent Italian bikini tour weren't enough, now comes the lingerie spread in the August issue of the Australian edition of FHM. Misericordia!

The Sofia juggernaut rolls on

Tue, 13 Jul 2010 10:48:09 PST

It's not the uniform Sofia Vergara promised yesterday, but I feel myself at attention just the same.