The Imus Show Blog

WE ARE MOVING TO A NEW WEBSITE!

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Thu, 27 Jul 2006 21:23:00 +0000

Starting on Friday July 28, 2006 all new posts for The Imus Show Blog will be at this address http://www.imusblog.com/ . The new website includes all the prior posts.

This site will be kept but I won't be updating it. The new site is a hosted website and will allow us to do many more things than Blogger allows. Another reason for the move is Blogger just seems to be unreliable at times.

If anyone has any suggestions for the new site just email Big Roy.

Kofi Annan is an Idiot

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 27 Jul 2006 16:36:00 +0000

Colonel Jack Jacobs said idiotic is not to strong a word to describe Kofi Annan's assertion that Israel intentionally attacked U. N. Peacekeepers. He says further, “ I think three quarters of everything that comes out of Kofi Annan's mouth is ill considered, dead wrong, or self serving. He's not a nice man. He has his own agenda too. So we have to keep that in mind.”

To me Colonel Jacobs is one of the best guests on the Imus Show. He just gives you the impression he's honest about what he says. Mr. Jacobs doesn't seem to have his own agenda like so many pundits.

Imus weighed in on the Olbermann vs O'Reilly feud, here is the exchange:

Imus, "Keith apparently was on the Tonight Show. Here is what I don't
understand, Chris Matthews does the same thing. Every time they're on the
Tonight Show, they show their appearance on their show. I'm just sort of
curious.” Bernard, “They made it, look at me I made it, I was on the Tonight
Show.” Imus, “Apparently Keith is on a feud with Bill O'Reilly.” Bernard,
“That's gotten very ugly.” Imus, “It's not going well for Mr. O'Reilly, does
O'Reilly respond at all?” Bernard, “Well he does in a way by reporting on the
ratings. He mentions MSNBC but never mentions Olbermann by name. Who actually put an O'Reilly mask on at some broadcast conference and did a Nazi salute. You
know it's gnawing at Bill O'Reilly but he would just love to kick Olbermann in
the teeth. But he won't dignify him with a response.” Imus, “Well he had the
opportunity to kick Olbermann in the teeth and didn't seize that. Cause
Olbermann said he was at some affair where O'Reilly was and there were twenty
feet apart. Apparently O'Reilly was staring at Keith. So Keith looked back over
at him like, yea bitch, and O'Reilly looked away and looked down at his shoes.
Wouldn't lock eyes with Keith.”
Later in the show:
Bernard, "...Really ugly though really ugly." Imus, "What did Keith do?" Bernard, "He was at a broadcast function recently he put a mask of O'Reilly in front of his face and did the Nazi salute. Which was harsh." Imus, "According to Keith, Bill O'Reilly on three separate occasions on his program was actually defending Nazi's, did you know that." Bernard, "Ah come on." Imus, "Just reporting the facts."

You can find all kinds of info on the feud here is one website that covers it Olbermann Watch.

Bigfoot Bowman told Imus that Rita Cosby wants to come and do a feature on the Ranch. The response from Mr. Imus is that Rita Cosby is not to bright. Bernard relayed that Keith Olbermann said she is dumber than a suit case full of rocks. The official position of the show seems to be, she is fine, and it looks like this feature will happen.

It appears like most everyone on the show, including Deirdre, thinks Jon Stewart sucks. They are saying he's not funny, CSPAN is more interesting, and the Daily Show is just an opening act for Stephen Colbert. Imus is the only one left who likes him. I'm with Imus on this one; I think he is great.

Cardinal Egan was on the show this morning to give us hope and inspiration. Among many wise things he said was this, “Lord we pray Condi Rice stops the deadly missiles from flying under her watch. Or at least finally finds a man to lodge a missile in her snatch, be Jesus.” Also, “The Imus Ranch is grateful for the summer rain they get. The only hope Mrs. Imus has of getting wet.”

Chris Carlin made the comment that Danica Patrick is a good driver when she has her period.

Commenting on the Andrea Yates case Bernard McGuirk said, “maybe one of the fellow lunatics will cut her throat while she's in the institution, lets hope so.”

Patrick Buchanan was a guest on the show today. He is the author of the upcoming book, State of Emergency: How Illegal Immigration is Destroying America. Mr. Imus has read the galleys of the book and says it's great. Mr. Buchanan says if Israel doesn't invade Lebanon with ground troops and just relies on air power they will lose this war. He thinks Hezbollah is winning the war right now.

Our favorite female member of the Imus Show cast appeared briefly on air today. Tracy Burgess was wearing an orange tank top that showed some nice cleavage. At the request of many fans, The Imus Show Blog has obtained an exclusive picture of our beloved Tracy.

16 Year Old Teen Forced to Have Chemotherapy

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Wed, 26 Jul 2006 15:10:00 +0000

Dr. Larry Rosen told us a story about a sixteen year old boy named Abraham Cherrix who has Hodgkins Lymphoma. He underwent chemotherapy and then relapsed. The teen had a very difficult time with chemotherapy the first time he had it. So with the support of his parents he sought alternative treatment in Mexico. The family was reported to social services in Virginia. This resulted in a judge issuing an order last Friday forcing the teen to receive chemotherapy.

The problem with this story as reported on the Imus Show this morning is that it left out some very important information. On Tuesday (yesterday) Accomack County Circuit Court Judge Glen A. Tyler suspended the order and set a trial date for August 16th. I don't blame Imus, I blame Bernard McGuirk and Charles McCord for not doing more research. Come on guys, if you want to be taken seriously as a legitimate source of news you have to get your shit straight. You can read the story here.

Imus talked to former Imus Show sports reporter Sid Rosenburg yesterday off the air. It looks like Sid is trying to get back on the show. Imus expressed his support for Chris Carlin. Like I have said before, Carlin is a nice guy but he is way out of his league on the Imus Show. I am thinking maybe Chris has some pictures of Imus having sex with sheep. Something has to be going on for Imus to so vehemently support a guy who shouldn't be there.

Radio talk show host and former publisher for the Jerusalem Post Tom Rose was a guest on the show today. Mr. Rose talked about the conflict in Israel. Saying the argument in Israel is not about whether the country should be at war but on the execution of the war.

Tom Rose went on to say Hezbollah is not only supported by Iran but is a part of the Iranian Military. He says Israeli Intelligence did not know Hezbollah had access to Silkworm missiles, surface to sea missiles, and laser guided drones. Mr. Rose states Israel has no desire to occupy southern Lebanon like they have in the past.

Senator John McCain was a guest today and called down U. N. Secretary General Kofi Annan for accusing Israel of intentionally targeting U. N. Peacekeepers. He says it, “portrayed some of his biases,”referring to Annan. To summarize Senator McCain on his solution for the conflict. He would push for sanctions immediately against Iran for their nuclear program. Seek a resolution to disarm Hezbollah, and set up a peacekeeping force in southern Lebanon.

New York Times columnist Frank Rich was a guest today. He really didn't have much to say and was pretty boring. Mr. Rich did comment about the republicans drinking the kool-aid. I find that funny when no one in the country has passed out more liberal democratic kool-aid than Frank Rich. He is so predictable, the republicans and the Bush administration are wrong about everything. Oh what a revelation , a New York Times columnist thinks the republicans are doing the wrong thing.

Did Nicole Kidman Marry a Gay Man?

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 16:17:00 +0000

Radio talk show host Michael Graham wondered out loud, “how many gay guys is Nicole Kidman going to marry?” That shows how much I know about Hollywood culture. I didn't even know Tom Cruise and Keith Urban were rumored to be gay.

Mr. Graham who is based in Boston also told us about a plan from Senator John Kerry. It seems Kerry doesn't think there is enough diplomacy in the Middle East. He suggests we give the diplomats guns so they can wipe out Hezbollah. Kerry says if you elect him president there would be no war in the Middle East. Of course he offered no real plan on how this would be accomplished. This couldn't be another hollow campaign promise from Kerry could it, no of course not.

Bernard McGuirk told us that Amy Robach's new baby looks like Rick Kaplan. Imus thinks it looks like Randy Meyer. Dr. Phil even offered up that maybe it looks like Lester Holt.

Imus described Christie Brinkley as being dumber than a fence post. He suggested Christie's marital problems can't all be their fault. Referring to the fact that Ms. Brinkley has been married four times. Bernard chimed in that Christie has three children with three different fathers.

Imus reported that a man is considering giving him a thousand acres in upstate New York for an east coast version of the Ranch.

The show aired a clip from The Colbert Report with Stephen Colbert interviewing Congressman Robert Wexler. It's funny as hell and you can watch it here.

MSNBC Harball host Chris Matthews proselytized on how the Bush administration is a joke in the Middle East. He went on to say our policy caused the threat to Israel to be increased dramatically. Matthews says Clinton did a good job, of course. He says the U.S. is incapable of playing the role of power broker. That all we do is support the Israeli demands. Matthews says the only way to change the policy is to have an election. Let me guess, we should elect a democrat. I think Chris Matthews is in the wrong job. Maybe he should be working for the DNC, oh wait, maybe he is.

Matthews went on and on about how the voters in Connecticut should vote against Joe Lieberman. He described it as a chance for them to vote against the war. Imus blew him out of the water and made him look stupid by pointing out they shouldn't focus on just one issue. Why do liberal democrats like Matthews always focalize on what we should vote against instead of what we should vote for? I think I know the answer, because they have no ideas. When you vote for a democrat you are not voting for an original idea or plan.

Bernard informed us Joe Lieberman pimped out his wife Hadassah to former President Bill Clinton for his campaign appearance yesterday.

Dr. Phil was a guest today and suggested that Secretary of State Condi Rice join Match.com so she can get some.

Hot babe and self described right wing nut Monica Crowley was a guest today. She has the distinction of being one of the most beautiful women on basic cable. Monica asks the question, how can we have a cease fire with a terrorist organization like Hezbollah. She suggests the only way we can end the conflict is by total destruction of the organization.

Ms. Crowley revealed she listens to the Imus Show while naked in the shower.

Ned Lamont is a "Bug Eyed Ichabod Crane Pencil Neck Phony"

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Mon, 24 Jul 2006 15:45:00 +0000

Imus described Ned Lamont as a, “Bug eyed Ichabod Crane pencil neck phony.” Mr. Lamont is running against Connecticut Senator Joe Lieberman.

MSNBC executive Phil Griffin and his wife visited the ranch during this last session.

NBC correspondent Tom Aspell blew off Imus in the middle of an interview. As the camera was running, and in the middle of a question, Aspell walks off and says, “CNBC.” It was very bizarre.

Apparently Chris Carlin is happy that Tiger Woods father died. At least that's what Imus and Bernard accused him of.

We had a new weather bunny named Kristen Cornett on the show today. She is pretty cute but had one problem. Her pants were way to tight. There is a fine line between tight pants looking hot and looking cheap, Ms. Cornett crossed that line.

Newsweek columnist Jonathan Alter says republicans who supported President Bush on stem cell research will be in trouble. This is a tough issue and I hate agreeing with Alter but I do in this situation.

Mr. Alter went on to say he doesn't think Hillary Clinton will get the Democratic Parties nomination.

Imus read a letter from a child named Samantha who had been at the ranch.

Dear Mr. and Mrs. Imus,

I just wanted to say thank you so much. This week has been so exciting and
a great experience. You have inspired me to try my best everyday. I never
thought that I could lope, or get on a horse by myself, tie a calf, or rope a cow. This
week has been very enriching. I think you had a great idea when you built this
ranch. I hope this ranch keeps going until there is a cure for all
cancers.
Thank you so much,
Samantha

NBC foreign affairs correspondent Andrea Mitchell appeared on the show today spouting the liberal party line. Can someone explain to me how a 60 year old woman has acne on her face. I bet she has pimples on her ass too. I've got some advice for you Andrea, how about washing your nasty ass.

President Bill Clinton was a guest today on the Imus Show. Referring to President Bush's speech to the NAACP. Clinton says it took 5 ½ years for Bush to discover there are 37 million black folks in America.

Bo Dietl says we should turn Syria into a “parking lot.” He went on to say the average Muslim family has eight children. This allows them to send two of their children off to blow themselves up. They can afford to lose two children because they have six left. You can always count on Bo for a look at current events from another dimension.

Imus Show on Vacation

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Sun, 16 Jul 2006 15:57:00 +0000

The Imus Show is on vacation and will return July 24th.

Mr. Imus is enjoying his vacation at the Ranch in Readers Digest, N.M. playing tennis and relaxing by the pool. We have been able to obtain a couple of exclusive pictures.

Here is Mr. Imus playing tennis at the Ranch.

The Ranch pool.

Sirius to Buy and Dismantle XM Radio!

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Fri, 14 Jul 2006 16:08:00 +0000

Mad Money host James Cramer predicts Sirius CEO Mel Karmazin will buy XM Satellite Radio and dismantle it. Cramer is a pretty smart guy about these things. If I was a XM subscriber or stock holder I'd be thinking hard about the future.

James Cramer quote, "I think Mel takes the stock up to $6.00, buys XM and
becomes the only cable provider, they call it satellite. He's a winner, Mel, he
will make this work. Mel is making the numbers, the XM guys are completely
missing the numbers. XM is pulling down the whole industry. I think if XM didn't
exist Sirius stock would be at double...He will give you double the moment he
buys XM, he WILL buy XM. There is no reason for XM to exist." Imus, "But the
technology is different what does he do dismantle XM?" Cramer, "Yes. You only
need one of these companies it has to be a monopoly. There is no reason to
compete against each other then you are just paying a fortune for content.
Therefor no one can make money. Basically Mel will close XM and just make it
Sirius. This is all prediction by me but I think it has to happen in order for
that industry to work."

Cramer also accused retailer Abercrombie & Finch of promoting teenage pornography and sex.

Imus asked NBC War Correspondent Richard Engel if anyone in the current Israeli conflict had suggested a prisoner exchange, DUH! Where the hell has Imus been? Even Engel said, “of course.” It was one of the dumbest questions I've heard Imus ask. I know you're thinking well he was just asking because he thinks the audience might have had that question on their mind. That's the problem, that Imus would think his audience was that stupid and hadn't been following the conflict in the news.

Imus described the disgruntled employee's who may have depicted Jack Welch as “Jack the Zipper,” as, “the ones who had to get the abortions.”

Joe Benigno did sports today for the Imus Show. My god what a difference. Chris Carlin is a nice guy but we all know he is out of his league on the Imus Show. Benigno showed energy and
charisma that Carlin will never have. Imus needs to replace Chris Carlin now.

I got an email asking me to mention what Deidre said about the Combating Autism Act. This morning Deidre accused Senator Chris Dodd of lying about knowing the language in the Autism Act had not been changed when he appeared on Imus. It looks like Dodd is just another shit-bird politician who can't tell the truth about anything.

Imus reported that MSNBC General Manager Dan Abrams doesn't watch the Imus in the Morning Show. From what I can tell Dan Abrams watches Fox and Friends.

Imus sold one of the Hummers to a guy from Florida.

Commie liberal hack Andrea Mitchell blames the Middle East conflict on President Bush. She is so damn transparently bias it's almost sickening. I respect both liberals and conservatives if they are honest and have something intelligent to say. But don't pretend you're an unbiased news person when it's obvious to everyone exactly what your political leanings are.

Tom Brokaw is hosting a global warming special on the Discovery Channel at 9pm Sunday. On July 23rd at 7pm on NBC Brokaw has another special called “Separate and Unequal” about racism in America.

Tracy Burgess appeared on camera today dressed like a hooker. She was looking damn good, juicy and delicious. Tracy would probably never answer any of my emails but I would love to get some hot pictures of her and put them on this website. I think she has more fans out here than she knows about.

For those who didn't see Tracy this morning I will describe her. She has long straight blonde hair and a great tan. Tracy was wearing glasses which gives her that slutty school teacher look . She had on a fancy green tank top kind of shirt that showed just a little bit of cleavage. Imus said she had on shorts but we couldn't see them. Even Deidre said Tracy looked hot this morning. Now that's something we could run with. If MSNBC really wants to get ratings they need to have Deidre and Tracy make out on camera. It worked for Howard Stern, Deidre and Tracy are better looking than any of the women Stern has on.

Warning Letter Found at the Imus Ranch

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 13 Jul 2006 15:17:00 +0000

The following letter was found in a room at the Imus Ranch formerly occupied by Zack and Jimmy:

"F the Imus Ranch

The people here are enslaving us. They work you until your fingers bleed, no B.S. They don't give a S--- if you are home sick. They give you fake meat, the food is S---. You do four hours of chores, it is a concentration camp. Hide your electronics and candy. They are Nazi's F-ing Nazi's. This isn't a joke, good luck."

That's exactly the way it was read on the air this morning. We don't know if they wrote out the cuss words in the letter or not.

In response to a Fortune Magazine article former General Electric CEO Jack Welch appeared on Hardball last night. The reaction from Imus is that Mr. Welch should be put to sleep and he made a fool of himself. Imus informed us that Mr. Welch has a proclivity for being chummy with the ladies. Imus said there is, “no grass growing under Jack's wiener,” and that Mr. Welch's nickname at GE was, “Jack the zipper.”

Charles McCord has a piano recital scheduled for September 14, 2006, maybe.

Imus reported that the Senate gutted the Combating Autism Act. We will see if Senator Dodd is a man of his word and stands up for the poor little children with autism or just ignores them.

Christopher Whitcomb the author of, White: A Novel, and several other books appeared on Imus this morning. He discussed the internal Iraq problems, saying that he believes the war is no longer a matter of terrorists or insurgents. He thinks it's a full blown civil war of Shiites against Sunni.

There is one child out at the ranch this session with a rare brain tumor. The child is restricted in that he can't lift his hands above above his shoulders. Wyatt came up with a great idea on how the child could participate in the rodeo activities. He suggested that the child rope sidearm instead of swinging the rope above his head. The child ended up getting 20 in a row yesterday.

Connecticut Senator Joe Lieberman pointed out that his opponent Ned Lamont has taken five different positions for getting the United States out of Iraq. Lieberman went on to say he has no regrets for his support of the war.

New York Times columnist David Brooks thinks Joe Lieberman will pull out a win in the election. He feels Lieberman is the clear choice in the race for senator from Connecticut.

Lou Rufino played Atlantic City by Levon Helm/The Band. It doesn't get much better than Levon Helm.

Great show today I laughed my ass off.

Bill Richardson Won't Support Lieberman.

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 12 Jul 2006 16:38:00 +0000

New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson weasels out on whether he supports Senator Joe Lieberman in the Connecticut Democratic Primary on August 8th. Saying he just doesn't know enough about it. He'll leave that to the National Party and others. After some prompting by Imus, Richardson went on to say maybe he would adopt Chris Dodd's statement on supporting Lieberman. It would be nice if he would come up with an original thought of his own.

Just for kicks go to Google and type in, Bill Richardson scandal, and read some of the results. You come away with two thoughts. The first being that Governor Richardson seems to be involved in a lot of shady things. The second is that New Mexico appears to have one of the most corrupt state governments in the country.

Imus Show sportscaster Chris Carlin is getting married on January 27, 2007.

Imus threatened Jon Meacham that if Harold Ford Jr. doesn't appear on the cover of Newsweek. That Meacham can go promote his next book on Howard Stern.

Harold Ford Jr. says he hopes President Bush will have Colin Powell come back to the administration to serve some role. He urged the President to ask for the resignation of Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld.

NBC news correspondent Richard Engel has been appointed to be the new NBC Bureau Chief in Beruit, Lebanon. Here is a link to a good story on Mr Engel at TVNewser.

Richard Engel reports this morning on Imus that 7 Israeli soldiers were killed on the border with Lebanon, and 2 Israeli soldiers were kidnapped. Hezbollah announced the kidnapped soldiers have been taken to a secure location. Update: Israel says Hezbollah raids an "act of war."

Imus is trying to get CBS President Les Moonves to come out to the ranch and personally push the Bob Shieffer bobble head doll into the water.

Imus is selling two Hummers from the ranch at Rich Ford Auto Sales in Edgewood, New Mexico, phone 505-286-3000. The Hummers are in great shape and are selling for $35,000.00 a piece with all the proceeds going to the ranch.

Senator Chris Dodd reports that the Combating Autism Act will be marked up in the Health Committee on July 19th. There are some reports that language in the bill concerning the examination of what causes autism has been removed. If this does happen Senator Dodd promises to fight this change vigorously. I will post further information on this as it becomes available.

Bill Richardson tries to spin the Clinton administrations agreement with North Korea in 1994. Saying everything was fine until the Bush administration referred to North Korea as being part of the Axis of Evil. Imus called him out on this big time. Imus quote, “I would make the observation about Korea violating this agreement you all made with them. It's like me being married for 12 years and saying well she called me an a-hole, which happens often. Well I decided I'm going to cheat on her. Well I mean because the President referred to them as the Axis of Evil isn't a reason to violate the agreement. That's not a reason for them to violate the agreement.” Richardson, “alright I'm not defending them I'm just saying...”

50 Cent is Your Daddy!

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Tue, 11 Jul 2006 17:07:00 +0000

More news on Tom Cruise's baby. The whole crew is in an uproar speculating about why Cruise won't allow pictures of his baby to be taken. Bernard McGirk says rapper 50 Cent is the babies daddy. Imus again reported he just thinks the baby is ugly.

Imus showed us the Bob Shieffer bobble head display. He has placed a Shieffer bobble head doll on top of a Resistol hat box. The doll is perched on the edge and below it is a round metal container filled with water. Floating in the water are two rubber ducks named Ed and Freda. Imus plans to push the bobble head doll into the water. This is suppose to dramatize how CBS is kicking Bob Shieffer off the CBS Evening News when Katie Couric takes over on September 5th. Imus compares CBS President Les Moonves to the terrorists who shot and pushed Leon Klinghoffer off a cruise ship in the 1985.

Charles McCord reported that Kinky Friedman must appear on the Texas Gubernatorial ballot with the name Richard Kinky Friedman.

Imus is sucking up to Tucker Carlson now. Telling us how good his new show on MSNBC is. He went on and on how Carlson is hammering others in the media, including Anderson Cooper and Fox News. This is a big change from what Imus was saying about Carlson in the past. I guess these phone calls to Imus from Dan Abrams are working to bring Imus back on the reservation and support the new MSNBC lineup. Personally I can't take Carlson seriously after seeing him get bitch slapped by Jon Stewart on Crossfire.

Pat Buchanan announced his new book “State of Emergency: How Illegal Immigration is Destroying America,” will be coming out in late August. He went on to say he thinks Japan will change their constitution. Buchanan thinks Japan may start a nuclear program if North Korea continues to be a threat.

The Reverend Jerry Falwell was a guest today. He preached to us that God considers “beating off” or “spilling ones seed” is a sin. Speaking of that, MSNBC weather bunny Jackie Meretsky was looking extra fine today. She was wearing a blue low V cut sweater. It really showed off those perky tits of hers. I know Charles must have loved it.

Some fat guy made a commitment to vote for Kinky Friedman in the Texas erection. Imus met the man at the Albuquerque airport while dropping off kids from the ranch.

The ranch decided to go with Viking stoves for the kitchen. How did Imus decide on Viking? You guessed it, they called and will be donating the stoves.

The baseball announcer Tim McCarver was a guest today and said he has doubts whether Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa will make it into the Baseball Hall of Fame because of rumored steroid use. I watched the hearings in Congress on steroid use in baseball and it was truly a sad day for all fans.

Cheap Trick will be appearing on the show. It seems Rob Bartlett is a big fan and helped arrange it.

NBC Nightly News anchor Brian Williams was a guest today but really didn't have much to say. He was calling from a phone at his home and had a television on in the background. You could hear the sound from the television and the delay in the conversation with Imus. You would think someone in the television business would be smart enough to turn the sound down.

Is Tom Cruise's Baby Ugly?

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Mon, 10 Jul 2006 15:39:00 +0000

According to Imus the reason Tom Cruise won't allow pictures of his new baby to be taken is because it's ugly. To quote Imus, "I suspect it's an ugly baby I hate to say that. I think it's just a fugly baby." Maybe Joe Scarborough can find out for us in his unrelenting search for baby pictures.

Dan Abrams was described by Imus today as being enthusiastic and having passion. I guess he is not passionate enough about the news to report on the North Korean missile launch. I had to watch CNN to get the story. The next few months will be interesting, watching whether MSNBC's new schedule can bring them out of last place in the cable news war. Though once you watch one prison documentary you have pretty much seen them all.

Fred visited the ranch this weekend. Imus is still bitching about the 4 million dollars Fred owes him. This is something new that Imus has been bringing up lately. Maybe Imus suspects Fred might be making some money from his Outlaw Country gig. I know Imus needs the money to buy some more $7500.00 giant pottery.

Mike Boettcher reported on the increasing problems in Iraq. He says it's violence like he has never seen. Insurgents pulling people out of cars, checking to see if they are Sunni, and if they are shooting them in the head.

Tracy Burgess, AKA "Rear End Rhonda," admits she uses hair extensions. She is looking pretty good for an older woman. If you like meat with your potatoes then Tracy is the woman for you. She tries awfully hard to knock the years off and actually succeeds on most days. Though sometimes she does show up looking like she was rode hard the night before.

Jon Meacham is on vacation in Tennessee. He mentioned several times that Senatorial Candidate Harold Ford Jr. was being real "friendly" with his wife. It was obvious that either Meacham was truly bothered by this or is having some fantasy about a successful black man doing his wife.

Meacham, the managing editor of Newsweek Magazine, went on to talk about his visit with Billy Graham. Meacham who wrote, "American Gospel: God, the Founding Fathers, and the Making of a Nation," is genuinely reverential toward Graham. It's refreshing to see a guy from deep in the bowels of the liberal media to talk so nice about a man like Billy Graham.

Imus says Jeff Gordon cheated to win the NASCAR race this past weekend. Bernard McGuirk encouraged fans to throw cans at Gordon. He suggested fans throw a pair of balls to Gordon and described him as a puss.

A child named Eric won the calf roping competition with a time of 17.9 seconds, breaking the old record of 18.1 seconds. Wyatt posted a time of 17.1 seconds but his time doesn't count in the competition.

Bo Dietl's son broke his leg in a car wreck. Sounds like it's pretty serious but he is going to be OK.

Bo says he is not homophobic, he just doesn't want hairy legs laying next to him. In fact Bo says he went to dinner with two homosexuals. I wonder if a guy shaved his legs would Bo spoon with him?

NBC News Correspondent Jay Barbree reports he has signed a contract to do, "The First 50 Years of Space," for Smithsonian Books, it will come out next year.