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Video: Dane Cook’s “Isolated Incident” peanut butter smack

Kim LaCapria — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 13:41:35 +0000

Dane Cook is one of the most polarizing comedians on the internet.

Cook has a huge, rabid fanbase, and many people were up late last night watching a small show Cook did (30 attendees) first aired in May, entitled Isolated Incident. One of the most searched terms through the night was peanut butter smack, or alternately, peanut butter smack… how do you like me now, biznitch? Both terms refer to Cook’s story about surfing youporn, and a video he found disturbing and funny.

Personally, I don’t find Cook nearly as talented at Louis CK or Lewis Black, but he certainly appeals to a douchier younger crowd. You can watch the seven minute peanut butter smack clip below, but it would be worrying at this point if you’ve never been exposed to any Dane Cook- he’s everywhere. (NSFW language, humor and crude sexual references abound.)

2012 Movie Review: CGI Porn For The Masses

Duncan Riley — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 09:37:19 +0000

Roland Emmerich returns to the big screen with a sequel of sorts to his hit blockbusters Independence Day and The Day After Tomorrow. Some reviews will mention Godzilla, but given how few people saw that movie, it shouldn’t be considered because 2012 is the really the end of the trilogy that started with Independence Day.

My expectations going into the movie were mixed: on one hand, reviews said it is what it is, and it does it well, while others said it’s somewhere close to Transformers 2, but without the soft porn provided by Megan Fox.

I’m happy to report that it was the former. Unlike Transformers 2, 2012 shamelessly suffers its lack of serious plot and acting by overwhelming the senses with CGI porn; Transformers 2 looks like something my son plays in his bedroom by comparison.

John Cussack takes the role as the lead in the trilogy in the footsteps of Bill Pullman and Dennis Quaid before him, but brings a decidedly Gen X take to the role. Here’s a character in his mid to late 30s, divorced with a hot ex wife and some kids who struggles to keep up with his now ex-family.

Fortunately…or unfortunately I just described most of the 30 minutes of the movie, well throw in Woody Harelson as a grade A nutter and some global conspiracy theories for good measure. No, Ron Paul didn’t direct, but he would have been proud.

All you need to know about the first 30 minutes is the world is going to end, then the CGI porn flows from about that point, and by god it is the CGI equivalent on Heidi Klum taking it in a twosome…but even hotter.

If you’ve seen the trailer, you’ll get some of the rough idea. As a visual treat 2012 is the world ender when it comes to a disaster movie, because no other movie will ever be able to beat the CGI and story concept again: how after all can you beat the end of the world?

If I had to criticize, it’s that Emmerich softly decided only to destroy American and Christian icons, as opposed to being truly global (and unbias) in his vision of the end of the world; apparently he was worried about a jihad or something, which says soft to me.

If you love your CGI, you’ll love 2012. If you want to see a movie with a serious story line, stay well away.

3 1/2 stars.

Carrie Prejean’s “biggest mistake” just got bigger, total of 8 “sex tapes” revealed

Kim LaCapria — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 20:38:34 +0000

It was revealed today that Carrie Prejean, the former Miss California who was dethroned and came under massive public scrutiny for her anti-gay beliefs, has filmed seven additional videos of herself masturbating, meaning that the “biggest mistake” she ever made (filming one sex tape) was actually not that uncommon of an occurrence.

Prejean, clearly a big fat hypocrite in addition to being rude, unpleasant and vapid, has tried tirelessly to promote herself as a paragon of Christian values since scoring a modicum of fame for bashing gay marriage during a pageant. But in addition to the eight “sex tapes” of Carrie performing for the camera nude or partially nude, “dozens” of nude pictures have allegedly surfaced of the 22-year-old former pageant queen as well.

Timing of the “discovery” of the sex tapes and nude pics happened to coincide with the release of her book, and Prejean seems pretty intent on staying in the news by throwing tantrums on live TV and flashing her vagina at cameras. We can only hope that the new Carrie Prejean sex tapes will alienate the conservative Christian fans she claims to have and hasten her inevitable rapid decline into obscurity.

If you’re looking to stream Carrie Prejean’s sex tapes, they have not yet made it to the internet- be wary of sites claiming to have them. However, given that so many of them exist, it’s likely a matter of time before the Prejean sex tapes are everywhere.

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart’s Relationship Confirmed by Director

Bang — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 21:15:02 +0000

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are in a relationship, Catherine Hardwicke has confirmed.

Despite previously denying they are a couple, the director who helmed the first movie in ‘The Twilight Saga’, in which the pair play lovers, insists persistent rumors they are enjoying an off-screen romance are true.

Recalling a conversation she had with 19-year-old Kristen, Catherine told Time magazine, “I didn’t have a camera in the hotel room. I cannot say. In terms of what Kristen told me directly, it didn’t happen on the first movie. Nothing crossed the line while on the first film.

“I think it took a long time for Kristen to realize, ‘OK, I’ve got to give this a go and really try to be with this person.’ ”

Catherine also admitted she initially warned Robert, now 23, about trying to pursue a romance with his co-star after realizing the British actor, who plays vampire Edward Cullen in the franchise, was attracted to Kristen.

She added, “After I cast him, I told Robert, don’t even think about having a romance with her . . . She’s under 18. You will be arrested.”

However, Catherine, who worked on the first ‘Twilight’ film, did not direct on sequels ‘New Moon’ or ‘Eclipse’, so there is doubt over how much insight into their relationship she would have.

Thandie Newton Forgot to Act in New Movie

Bang — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 19:40:25 +0000

Thandie Newton “forgot” to act in her new movie.

The ‘2012’ actress, who plays the US president’s daughter in the big-budget blockbuster, was mainly kept out of the action adventures in the disaster epic, but became overwhelmed during the frantic scenes she was involved in.

She said, “The only really big action scenes I was involved in were two water sequences, one where I’m in a corridor and this huge tidal wave comes bursting down towards us. It was amazing but I forgot to act because gallons of water were rushing down from floor to ceiling towards me.

“The director had to shout ‘cut’ and all the water went down. I don’t even know where it drained to. Then 10 minutes later we did it again and the water comes rushing round the corner, blasting down the set.”

Although she enjoyed working on the movie, the 37-year-old star admits it left her drained.

She added to Britain’s Daily Mirror newspaper, “On ‘2012’ when I’d finished a scene I’d go back to my trailer and just collapse. There were huge sets, lots of cameras and it was kind of exhausting.”

Ashton Kutcher Defends Demi Moore

Bang — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 18:09:19 +0000

Ashton Kutcher has defended Demi Moore’s honor.

The ‘Valentine’s Day’ star and his wife were at the after-party for Broadway’s ‘24 Hour Plays’ – where Ashton had been performing alongside Eva Mendes – but the mood turned sour when a fellow guest started to mock the couple’s relationship.

A source told gossip blogger Perez Hilton, “Demi and Jennifer Aniston were happily sitting together in the VIP area when this guy starting really obviously making fun of Demi and things like her relationship with a younger man.

“It went on for quite a while. Ashton heard it and approached him. At first he thought the guy wasn’t serious and was like ‘what the…?’ He then realized he was serious. Ashton lost it.”

Ashton, 31, reportedly flew into a rage at the guest while 47-year-old wife Demi looked embarrassed.

The source added, “It got pretty heated, nobody knew what to do.”

When the fight calmed down, the couple and Jennifer left the Crest Lounge’s Opera Ballroom venue through a back entrance.

Demi, who married Ashton in 2005, recently said she didn’t understand the fuss about her marrying a younger man.

She said, “I’m certainly not the first person to be in a relationship with a younger man, but somehow I was plucked out as a bit of a poster girl.”

Daniel Radcliffe Allegedly Smokes Weed at London Party

Bang — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 16:20:02 +0000

Daniel Radcliffe looked “spaced out” as he reportedly smoked cannabis at a party.

Photographs have emerged of the ‘Harry Potter’ star appearing dazed and confused after apparently smoking a “joint” – a term commonly used to describe a cannabis-laced cigarette – at a recent London bash, where he boasted of his drug-taking and even let a girl draw a moustache on his face.

Fellow guest Wadia Tazi, 26, said, “He was really friendly and talking about his dad a bit. Then he pulled out a huge joint and lit up. Daniel said he loved it.

“Daniel was laughing and seemed to find it funny. But he didn’t really look like he knew what was going on. I was surprised by his behavior.

“He looked spaced out and away with the fairies.”

After giggling and chatting to other guests at the private bash, it has been reported the 20-year-old actor started telling everyone, “I love weed!”

However, Daniel was seemingly determined Wadia and his friend, who arrived at the party in the early hours of the morning, didn’t work out who he was.

Wadia explained to Britain’s Daily Mirror newspaper, “I didn’t recognize him as he looked so different to what I expected from the films. When my friend told me who he was, I was shocked.”

However, spirits dropped when a man called Sam, believed to be Daniel’s minder, realized the two guests had noticed his behavior and were possibly making recordings on their mobile phones.

The actor then made a swift exit from the party with his on/off girlfriend Laura O’Toole.

Wadia explained, “Laura was very protective. She said Daniel had a reputation to protect and couldn’t ruin it. I presume she meant by being seen smoking. I said I didn’t know what she was talking about. But almost immediately afterwards, she and Daniel left.”

Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber Victim of Extortion Plot

Bang — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 14:44:35 +0000

Cindy Crawford has become the victim of an extortion plot involving a photo of her daughter bound and gagged.

The supermodel and husband Rande Gerber’s former nanny is alleged to have taken a photo of then-seven-year-old Kaia tied to a chair and passed it on to suspect Edis Kayalar.

Court documents then claim Kayalar attempted to extort $100,000 from the couple and repeatedly threatened to sell or release the photograph to the media if they failed to pay.

In a statement, Cindy’s spokeswoman Annett Wolf said, “Rande Gerber and Cindy Crawford intend to pursue any and all available legal action against anyone who aids the perpetrator in the distribution or sale of the photograph of their daughter.”

According to the documents, Kaia – who is now eight – told her parents the photo, which they had been unaware of, was taken during a “cops and robbers” game with the nanny.

Kayalar has now been deported to his native Germany and if convicted of extortion, he could face up to two years in prison.

Cindy and Rande married in 1998 and they also have a 10-year-old son Presley.

Taylor Swift Celebrates CMA Win With a ‘Cereal Party’

Bang — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 13:34:15 +0000

Taylor Swift celebrated her win at the Country Music Awards (CMAs) with a “cereal party”.

The 19-year-old singer, who won four awards, including Best Female Vocalist and Best Album, shunned the late-night parties to spend time with her family.

She wrote on her Twitter page, “Just wrapped up a cereal party with my mom and dad at the kitchen table. What a night.”

The blonde beauty also revealed she can’t stop hugging people because she’s so ecstatic with her haul of honors.

She added, “I have said ‘I love you’ to so many people tonight. I can’t stop hugging people. This is magical.”

Taylor, who was left mortified when Kanye West when stormed the stage when she collected an award at the MTV Video Music Awards in September, had previously said she couldn’t believe she had been given four of the top honors.

She said, “I feel like I’m walking around in a dream right now. It’s… the CMA Awards and four awards? I can’t even believe that!”

Eva Mendes Uses Sexuality to Get Work

Bang — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 12:09:58 +0000

Eva Mendes uses her sexuality to get work.

The ‘Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans’ actress, who posed nude for a Calvin Klein perfume advertisement campaign, is happy to bare all for a film role and doesn’t mind being hired for her looks.

She said, “I don’t allow myself to be typecast, but when I have to turn up the heat and turn up the sexuality and I do an amazing Calvin Klein campaign it’s very conscious, that’s no accident. It’s very methodical on my part.

“If I feel it’s appropriate to show some nudity in the scenes then I go for it. As much as I use my sexuality, I have never felt exploited. I feel like it’s on my terms and I have no problem with it.”

The 35-year-old actress insists she wants to continue challenging herself with her work, revealing she still goes to school to boost her acting skills.

She added, “I want crazier, edgier, darker, and grittier. I am still a student, I still go to acting class. he darker, more conflicted, the more flawed the better.”

Leona Lewis Admits Relationship Struggles

Bang — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 10:33:22 +0000

Leona Lewis has admitted her relationship is “difficult”.

The ‘Bleeding Love’ singer, who rose to fame after winning the 2006 series of British TV talent show ‘The X Factor,’ has known her boyfriend of five years, Lou Al-Chamaa, since she was 10 years old but admits their romance has experienced rocky patches following her worldwide success.

She said, “Well, we’re currently happy and together. It’s difficult sometimes, I won’t deny that, but we make it work. I’ve been through it – not all relationships are perfect.”

The ‘Happy’ star also admitted she is unsure about her long-term future with the electrician and has no plans to marry him as yet.

She added, “I don’t see us getting married for a long time yet – you really need to be certain with someone before you get married and, besides, my parents only married about four or five years ago so I just don’t believe you have to get married to be happy together.”

The British beauty also said she doesn’t care if people call her boring.

She added to Company magazine, “I still mess around when I’m with friends. But I haven’t got a lot of time and we’ve got so much to do, so my focus is for everything to look good.

“It’s irrelevant to me if people say I’m boring. They don’t know me as a person or what I’m like when I’m hanging out with my friends.”

Lindsay Lohan’s Family Fears

Bang — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 09:02:21 +0000

Lindsay Lohan’s mother fears “time is running out” for the actress.

Dina Lohan, who has already expressed her fears her daughter may take her own life and has been cutting herself, told ex-husband Michael Lohan how the ‘Mean Girls’ had started drinking again and was concerned at what the alcohol would do to her.

She said in a leaked phone call posted on website Radar Online, “Time is running out with this kid. I know I’m her mother and I feel it and I’m scared.

“She’ll open up to you but it’s nothing compared to what’s going on with this kid. And don’t tell her I told you anything or try to weasel s**t out of her… she’ll tell you when she’s ready to talk about s**t. Right now all I know is she’s starting to drink and that’s bad.”

The phone call was made in 2008 and the tape, along with many others, have been leaked by Michael, much to Dina’s fury.

In other tapes, Dina told Michael – who is estranged from Lindsay – how the 23-year-old actress had been cutting herself as her life spirals more and more out of control.

She said, “Her cutting herself and hurting herself? Yeah, it’s bad Michael, it’s bad.”

Michael recently spoke of his fears for his daughter, saying she has an addiction to prescription drugs which he fears will kill her.

He said, “I want my daughter off prescription medication. She never needed it in her life… I’m not going to watch my daughter die. Hate me now, but you love me more later because I’m gonna turn her life around.”

Cartman does Glenn Beck

Steven Hodson — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 07:16:56 +0000

Satire is a great thing and sometimes South Park does it better than anyone else around. So it is pleasure to bring you South Park`s Cartman doing the school’s announcements while channeling Glenn Beck.

Oprah Chimp Victim Video

Duncan Riley — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 02:55:56 +0000

We covered on Tuesday the horrific Oprah chimp victim story that has made international headlines, and not finally for those who missed it, the video of the segment has appeared online.

For those who missed the story, Charla Nash went to help a friend retrieve a set of keys from a chimpanzee who didn’t appreciate the attention. The chimpanzee named Travis ripped off Nash’s eyes, lips, nose, various parts of her scalp and parts of her jawbone.

Nash tells Oprah the pain she has suffered, and shows her face on television, to which I’ll repeat what I said Tuesday: holy mother of god.

A both inspiring and horrifying story at the same time. The Oprah chimp victim video as follows:

Owl City Hits #1 Again With “Fireflies” on Billboard Hot 100

AHN — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 02:44:08 +0000

Miami, FL (CNS) – Owl City’s “Fireflies” jumps back into the #1 spot on the Billboard Hot 100, showing that the electronic synth-pop hit was no fluke when it hit #1 for a week last month. The song spends its second week at #1 on the strength of airplay and digital sales, which will sell over a million by the end of the month.

Jay-Z and Alicia Keys move back into their peak position of #2 this week with “Empire State of Mind,” from Jay-Z’s “Blueprint 3″ album. Last week’s #1 from Jason DeRulo, the Imogen Heap-sampling “Whatcha Say,” moves down to #3 this week.

Moving up to #4 this week from #12 is newcomer Iyaz with “Replay,” who earns a new peak position. Down one spot to #5 is the former #1 from Jay Sean, “Down,” which features Lil Wayne. Also down one this week are Miley Cyrus at #6 with “Party in the U.S.A.” and Lady GaGa at #7 with “Paparazzi.”

Britney Spears stays put at #8 with “3,” from her “Singles Collection” released this week. Meanwhile, Rihanna jumps all the way from #75 to #9 this week with “Russian Roulette,” the first single from her upcoming album, “Rated R.”

Closing out the list this week is Beyonce, who moves back into the top 10 with “Sweet Dreams” at #10.

Billboard Hot 100 Top 10 For the Week Ending November 21st, 2009:

1. “Fireflies,” Owl City
2. “Empire State of Mind,” Jay-Z feat. Alicia Keys
3. “Whatcha Say,” Jason DeRulo
4. “Replay,” Iyaz
5. “Down,” Jay Sean feat. Lil Wayne
6. “Party in the U.S.A.,” Miley Cyrus
7. “Paparazzi,” Lady GaGa
8. “3,” Britney Spears
9. “Russian Roulette,” Rihanna
10. “Sweet Dreams,” Beyonce

Lady Gaga’s “The Fame Album” To Come Out In 3 Versions

AHN — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 01:56:18 +0000

Santa Monica, CA (CNS) – Lady Gaga has announced that her upcoming re-released album “The Fame Monster” will come out in three different versions: standard, deluxe, and the collector’s edition super-deluxe art book.

The standard version will feature the 8 new songs, including the recently released “Bad Romance,” while the deluxe version will include both the 8 tracks plus the songs from her debut album “The Fame.”

The collector’s edition super-deluxe art book version will be a delight to her die-hard fans. It will include both albums, fanzines, 3-D glasses, paper dolls, a puzzle, pictorials, and a lock of her hair along with other surprises.

The 23-year-old “Paparazzi” hitmaker said, “In the midst of my creative journey composing The Fame Monster, there came an exciting revelation that this was in fact my sophomore album. I would not add, nor take away any songs from this EP; it is a complete conceptual and musical body of work that can stand on its own two feet. It doesn’t need The Fame.”

“I will release four or more singles from The Fame Monster, tour the world with The Monster Ball Tour, and most importantly I insist on honoring my fans with an affordable new album, an album that is as loyal to them, as they have been to me.”

The standard and deluxe editions will be released November 23, while the collector’s edition will be out on December 15.

Janet Jackson To Open “American Music Awards”

AHN — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 01:39:54 +0000

Los Angeles, CA (CNS) – After she kicked off the “MTV Video Music Awards” with a show-stopping, but also heart-wrenching, tribute to her late brother Michael Jackson, Janet Jackson is set to open another awards show this year, the “American Music Awards.”

Jackson is set to perform an eight-minute medley of hits during the opener. The performance coincides with the release of “Number Ones,” a hits collection which includes all of Jackson’s international #1 singles, as well as a new song “Make Me.”

Jackson joins Jennifer Lopez, Lady Gaga, Whitney Houston, Jay-Z, Kelly Clarkson, Alicia Keys and more as previously announced performers during the awards ceremony. The “American Music Awards” air Sunday, November 22nd at 8pm on ABC.

Jackson’s “Number Ones” compilation, her first hits set since 1995’s “Design of a Decade,” hits stores on Tuesday, November 17th. The day after, she appears for her first sit-down interview since the loss of her brother Michael with ABC’s Robin Roberts. The one-hour special, “In the Spotlight with Robin Roberts: Janet Jackson,” airs at 10pm ET on ABC.

Fake Carrie Prejean Sextape Video Infects PCs

Duncan Riley — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 00:19:15 +0000

A fake version of the Carrie Prejean sextape video is infecting PC’s as malware distributors cash in on public interest in viewing the video.

Interest in obtaining the Carrie Prejean sextape has been high online since word broke last week that it existed, with more interest added since Prejean decided to hit the TV circuit to discuss her fall from grace.

The fake Carrie Prejean sextape video has appeared on Usenet and some BitTorrent trackers, and according to infected users installs a variety of malware and trojans that among other things hijacks control of the PC’s they have been installed on.

At the time of writing the Carrie Prejean sextape hasn’t made its way online, and given the settlement between Prejean and the Miss USA California organizers, it probably never will. In the event though that it does make its way online, stay well away: the video was shot when Prejean was 17, making the video child pornography and illegal to view.

Brooke Hundley on GMA: “I just wanted someone to get upset enough”

Kim LaCapria — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:11:05 +0000

The crazy intern that stalked Steve Phillips, Brooke Hundley, tearfully defended her actions and showed an alarming level of denial in a Good Morning America interview.

Hundley denied stalking Phillips, a claim easily refuted by reading her scary letter to Marni Phillips or listening to the 911 call reporting her erratic visit wherein she crashed into a pole at the Phillips’ home. Saying she hoped Phillips would “grow up,” Hundley defends her actions, describing the relationship as abusive and her motives in terrorizing the Phillips family as rooted in a desire to save other women from similar upset and distress.

Despite being the driving force behind this story’s prominence in the media, Hundley feels she bears little responsibility in the drama that eventually cost herself and Phillips their jobs and provided endless gossip fodder for the media:

“I didn’t in any time working at ESPN follow anybody around, wanting any sort of relationship with anybody. I didn’t harass anyone. I didn’t want anything from anyone.”

Russell Brand and Katy Perry’s Duet

Bang — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:00:49 +0000

Russell Brand and Katy Perry have recorded a duet.

The British comedian and his US pop star girlfriend were reportedly “messing around” in a Los Angeles studio where they recorded a version of Edward Lear’s 1871 poem ‘The Owl and the Pussycat’.

A source told Britain’s The Sun newspaper, “Russell was just messing around in the studio with Katy.

“He was pretending to sing into the microphone and started reciting the poem, ‘The Owl And The Pussycat’, with the lines, ‘Oh lovely Pussy! Oh Pussy my love, what a beautiful Pussy you are’.”

The poem is said to be a private joke between the pair, after Russell, 34, recited it to ‘I Kissed A Girl’ singer Katy, 25, when they holidayed together in Thailand.

The source added, “They often use the nicknames Owl and Pussycat. Russell is ‘Owl’ because he’s wise and, well, it’s fairly obvious that Katy’s a sex kitten, isn’t it?

“He has an amazing delivery. Katy blushed at the line, ‘O let us be married, too long have we tarried’ then joined in, singing a refrain to Russell’s speech.

“That’s when it dawned on everyone. It was actually really good. With work, it could be a really interesting track, evocative of The Goons or Monty Python. They were very harmonious. Everyone was transfixed.”

Russell has previously sung in the film ‘Forgetting Sarah Marshall’ in which he played rock star character Aldous Snow. A follow-up film in which he will reprise the role, ‘Get Him To The Greek,’ in which Katy makes a cameo appearance, is set for release in summer next year.