The Insanity Report

IC 128: The Return of Ryce

Kriss — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 12:40:24 +0000

"Have you ever seen Asians drive?"

Fox News Fact Checks Sarah Palin

Kriss — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 14:58:36 +0000

As a Republican/Conservative, you know you’ve gone off the deep end when Fox News fact checks you and proves you to be a crazy ass nutcase. I mean seriously. This woman is borderline retarded. She doesn’t know what she’s talking about. She doesn’t have fatcs. She doesn’t have reading comprehension skills. She has no foreign policy [...]

North Korea and South Korea Navies Exchange Fire

Kriss — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 13:19:45 +0000

SEOUL, South Korea - A badly damaged North Korean patrol ship retreated in flames Tuesday after a skirmish with a South Korean naval vessel along their disputed western coast, the first such clash in seven years, South Korean officials said. There were no South Korean casualties, the country’s Joint Chiefs of Staff said in a statement, [...]

Westboro Baptist Church, Religious Zealots Going Overboard Again

Kriss — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 13:06:14 +0000

Its bad enough that the Westboro Baptist Church would protest outside of dead soldier’s funerals holding up signs saying “God Hates Fags” and “God Hates You” sings. Their domain name for their website is already derogatory. It was even repulsive that they would do so with their little children out there holding up signs and [...]

Hitler Can’t Find Modern Warfare2

Kriss — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 12:48:19 +0000

So I planned my much needed vacation around the release of Modern Warfare 2. After standing in line for about an hour, I came home with the Prestige Edition that comes equip with functioning Night Vision Goggles. Yeah, I know what you’re thinking. “What can you possibly need night vision goggles for?” Seriously, what kind [...]

Sammy Sosa….C’Mon Man!!!

Kriss — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 13:11:40 +0000

Seriously, what the fuck is this bullshit? Sammy, listen, no matter how much you lighten your skin, we’re still gonna know its you. You can’t escape the shame of steroids that easily. You better off pulling an A-Rod…i.e. Leave your hot wife, start fucking a 50 year old over the hill white chick and then [...]

IC 127: Sammy Sosa In ‘White Chicks 2′

Kriss — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 01:52:39 +0000

"Seriously, what made Sosa think no one would notice?"

Another Side of Domestic Abuse: A Real Feminist Perspective

TMD — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:15:40 +0000

Rihanna is doing her promotional tour duties and hitting every media outlet before her new album drops. However, instead of talking about newest tracks, overproduction in the studio and autotune (because let’s all be honest, she cannot sing worth a damn), she’s talking about the night she got her ass beat in February. The whole [...]

Jon Stewart Mocks Glenn Beck

Kriss — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:37:18 +0000

Honestly, this is one of Jon Stewart’s best segments. I mean, he has the paranoid delusions of Glenn Beck down to the ridiculous hand movements and asinine disjointed logic. The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c

Alan Grayson is getting The Insanity Report “Gangsta of the Year” Award

Kriss — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:52:25 +0000

They call Alan Grayson a “wingnut”. That couldn’t be farther from the truth. A wingnut is Michele Bachmann who makes up random fears like “Obama reeducation camps” or “sex clinics” or “death panels”. Rep. Alan Grayson on the other hand just uses the cold hard facts. That’s why other democrats don’t like him. As a [...]