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We try to be a comedic alternative to regular journalists as everything we do is without any pretense of professionalism. 
This is a replacement for Feedburner that we've used for years, so there are several older episodes.
Also, sometimes we talk about movies.
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    <author>lokijarson@gmail.com (Loki Jarson)</author><itunes:subtitle>Two episodes in one week?!? Only the Internet's Worst Gaming Podcast could be so bold! Join hosts Loki Jarson and Jo Stizzy as they discuss further fallout from Sony's monumentally bad decision to end physical media on the PlayStation in January 2028. When will they actually start to feel financial pressure? Is there anything Xbox can or will do to combat this? What can the average gamer do? How much market share will Sony lose? These questions, with no easy answers all on today's episode. Enjoy now!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>Loki Jarson</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Two episodes in one week?!? Only the Internet's Worst Gaming Podcast could be so bold! Join hosts Loki Jarson and Jo Stizzy as they discuss further fallout from Sony's monumentally bad decision to end physical media on the PlayStation in January 2028. When will they actually start to feel financial pressure? Is there anything Xbox can or will do to combat this? What can the average gamer do? How much market share will Sony lose? These questions, with no easy answers all on today's episode. Enjoy now!</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>video,games,internet,worst,thing,shakespeare</itunes:keywords></item>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>It's the<strong> Internet's Worst Gaming Podcast</strong> 100th* episode spectacular!</p><p></p><p>Join hosts<strong><em> Loki Jarson</em></strong> and <strong><em>Jo Stizzy</em></strong> as they take a brief look back on what it took to make it this far and how far they still have to go.</p><p></p><p>Then, crazy news in the gaming world, like:</p><p><strong>Nintendo </strong>sues the<strong> United States government</strong>! Is this the dumbest move <strong>Nintendo </strong>has ever made? </p><p><strong>Highguard </strong>officially shuts down, while <strong>Marathon</strong> launches to less than stellar numbers. Will any studio learn the live-service lesson?</p><p><strong>Sony </strong>might stop porting their games to <strong>PC</strong>. Is this because they never made any profit on there in the first place?</p><p><strong>Xbox </strong>announces a new console. Will it be an exorbitant price?</p><p>Finally, <strong>Resident Evil 9: Requiem</strong> is the biggest launch in franchise history. Is the game actually any good and does retconning 30 years of history matter when you get so much critical praise?</p><p></p><p>All of this and so much more on this 100th episode extravaganza! Enjoy today!</p><p></p><p>(*it's actually like the 108th episode, but don't worry about that)</p>]]></description>
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    <author>lokijarson@gmail.com (Loki Jarson)</author><itunes:subtitle>The first new episode of The Internet's Worst Gaming Podcast of 2026 brings it's own new set of problems! Join hosts Loki Jarson and Jo Stizzy as they discuss the latest bad news in the gaming industry. From the potential price of Valve's new Steam console to yet another studio closure at Ubisoft. Then, is Larian Studio's use of generative AI going to affect how people see their new Divinity game? Later, after some producer comments, they wonder how bad IO Interactive's James Bond game 007 First Light will be. Plus, should Japanese developers turn to AI to translate their games? And, is Sony's new AI patent about playing games on behalf of the player the worst idea they've ever had? (There is some muffled audio during the first half of the episode on Loki's part. It clears up in the second half of the episode. The management apologizes for the inconvenience.)</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>Loki Jarson</itunes:author><itunes:summary>The first new episode of The Internet's Worst Gaming Podcast of 2026 brings it's own new set of problems! Join hosts Loki Jarson and Jo Stizzy as they discuss the latest bad news in the gaming industry. From the potential price of Valve's new Steam console to yet another studio closure at Ubisoft. Then, is Larian Studio's use of generative AI going to affect how people see their new Divinity game? Later, after some producer comments, they wonder how bad IO Interactive's James Bond game 007 First Light will be. Plus, should Japanese developers turn to AI to translate their games? And, is Sony's new AI patent about playing games on behalf of the player the worst idea they've ever had? (There is some muffled audio during the first half of the episode on Loki's part. It clears up in the second half of the episode. The management apologizes for the inconvenience.)</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>video,games,internet,worst,thing,shakespeare</itunes:keywords></item>
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    <author>lokijarson@gmail.com (Loki Jarson)</author><itunes:subtitle>The original hosts of The Internet's Worst Gaming Podcast are back! Join Loki Jarson, Jo Stizzy, and returning from a long absence, Rob, as they discuss some of the best games of 2020. Ghost of Tsushima, Final Fantasy VII Remake, and even The Last of Us Part 2 make an appearance. Are these games worthy of being back-added to the best of the generation list? Then, we discuss what makes a remake vs a remaster, and have a long talk about the upcoming Mass Effect Legendary Edition and all of it's potential censorship woes. Will we make new moral decisions? Develop new romances? Change our character classes? Or just make the same decisions, except in 4K? Plus: Jo Stizzy questions the concept of honor among Samurai Rob gets nearly 10 uninterrupted minutes to talk about TLOU2 And Loki denounces all censorship (except in this one case of Mass Effect) It's 90 mins of audio gold! Enjoy today!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>Loki Jarson</itunes:author><itunes:summary>The original hosts of The Internet's Worst Gaming Podcast are back! Join Loki Jarson, Jo Stizzy, and returning from a long absence, Rob, as they discuss some of the best games of 2020. Ghost of Tsushima, Final Fantasy VII Remake, and even The Last of Us Part 2 make an appearance. Are these games worthy of being back-added to the best of the generation list? Then, we discuss what makes a remake vs a remaster, and have a long talk about the upcoming Mass Effect Legendary Edition and all of it's potential censorship woes. Will we make new moral decisions? Develop new romances? Change our character classes? Or just make the same decisions, except in 4K? Plus: Jo Stizzy questions the concept of honor among Samurai Rob gets nearly 10 uninterrupted minutes to talk about TLOU2 And Loki denounces all censorship (except in this one case of Mass Effect) It's 90 mins of audio gold! Enjoy today!</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>video,games,internet,worst,thing,shakespeare</itunes:keywords></item>
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    <author>lokijarson@gmail.com (Loki Jarson)</author><itunes:subtitle>What's this?! The Internet's Worst Gaming Podcast returns?! In an episode recorded before the big Texas Freeze, Join Loki Jarson and his brother, Thomas, aka L0rdMasta of YouTube fame as they discuss terrible FMV (Full Motion Video) games. Games from companies you've never heard of that are long since dead. Why were there so many of these things made in the 90's? Who still makes them? When does art become pretention? All of these questions and more will be asked, if not necessarily answered. Plus: Thomas breaks down Ghost Recon: Breakpoint, his latest impulse purchase Loki refuses to call one game better than another And we dismiss a terrible game so heartily, we don't even actually describe it. All this and a little more on this episode!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>Loki Jarson</itunes:author><itunes:summary>What's this?! The Internet's Worst Gaming Podcast returns?! In an episode recorded before the big Texas Freeze, Join Loki Jarson and his brother, Thomas, aka L0rdMasta of YouTube fame as they discuss terrible FMV (Full Motion Video) games. Games from companies you've never heard of that are long since dead. Why were there so many of these things made in the 90's? Who still makes them? When does art become pretention? All of these questions and more will be asked, if not necessarily answered. Plus: Thomas breaks down Ghost Recon: Breakpoint, his latest impulse purchase Loki refuses to call one game better than another And we dismiss a terrible game so heartily, we don't even actually describe it. All this and a little more on this episode!</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>video,games,internet,worst,thing,shakespeare</itunes:keywords></item>
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    <author>lokijarson@gmail.com (Loki Jarson)</author><itunes:subtitle>Celebrate the end of a horrible year with the Internet's Worst Gaming Podcast! Join host Loki Jarson and his brother, Thomas, aka, L0rd Masta of https://www.youtube.com/user/L0rdMasta as they end 2020 in style. After the customary talk about Imperator Rome updates, they deep-dive into the new ruler-designer features of Crusader Kings 3. Then, a discussion about character creators overall and the role they serve in video games. Later, Thomas gives his final verdict on Battlefield 5 (and its' terrible campaign) and his first impressions of Call of Duty Black Ops: Cold War. Is it same old-same old for CoD, or can it be a breath of fresh air? Plus, find out why: Loki hates all horde/zombie modes Thomas enjoys playing minority cultures and religions in strategy games We continue to discuss terrible films that have nothing do with video games. It's our last show of 2020, so Happy Holidays and to hell with this year!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>Loki Jarson</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Celebrate the end of a horrible year with the Internet's Worst Gaming Podcast! Join host Loki Jarson and his brother, Thomas, aka, L0rd Masta of https://www.youtube.com/user/L0rdMasta as they end 2020 in style. After the customary talk about Imperator Rome updates, they deep-dive into the new ruler-designer features of Crusader Kings 3. Then, a discussion about character creators overall and the role they serve in video games. Later, Thomas gives his final verdict on Battlefield 5 (and its' terrible campaign) and his first impressions of Call of Duty Black Ops: Cold War. Is it same old-same old for CoD, or can it be a breath of fresh air? Plus, find out why: Loki hates all horde/zombie modes Thomas enjoys playing minority cultures and religions in strategy games We continue to discuss terrible films that have nothing do with video games. It's our last show of 2020, so Happy Holidays and to hell with this year!</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>video,games,internet,worst,thing,shakespeare</itunes:keywords></item>
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    <author>lokijarson@gmail.com (Loki Jarson)</author><itunes:subtitle>Then the Pod is Cast! The Internet's Worst gaming podcast returns! Join Loki Jarson and his IRL brother Thomas, aka, L0rd Masta of youtube.com/L0rdMasta . Featuring games such as: My Summer Car, a Finnish survival simulator Imperator: Rome, the latest empire-builder from Paradox Interactive, the makers of Crusader Kings, The Elder Scrolls Online, by ZeniMax and Bethesda. Plus: Loki tells you why cars are better than horses Thomas gives a lesson on ancient Greek and Latin nomenclature And we discuss the best ways to run an army. It's a deep-dive for an hour, so prepare and enjoy!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>Loki Jarson</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Then the Pod is Cast! The Internet's Worst gaming podcast returns! Join Loki Jarson and his IRL brother Thomas, aka, L0rd Masta of youtube.com/L0rdMasta . Featuring games such as: My Summer Car, a Finnish survival simulator Imperator: Rome, the latest empire-builder from Paradox Interactive, the makers of Crusader Kings, The Elder Scrolls Online, by ZeniMax and Bethesda. Plus: Loki tells you why cars are better than horses Thomas gives a lesson on ancient Greek and Latin nomenclature And we discuss the best ways to run an army. It's a deep-dive for an hour, so prepare and enjoy!</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>video,games,internet,worst,thing,shakespeare</itunes:keywords></item>
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    <author>lokijarson@gmail.com (Loki Jarson)</author><itunes:subtitle>The Internet's Worst Gaming Podcast is back! Join Loki Jarson and special guest, his brother, Thomas, also known as L0rd Masta from Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/L0rdMasta With over 1000 subscribers, L0rd Masta is a rising star in the Youtube gaming community, with content not aimed at children, featuring mostly humorous videos of gameplay shenanigans, montages, and multiplayer madness. In this episode, we talk: some of his greatest influences in games, like Red Dead Redemption, Grand Theft Auto V, the Battlefield series and Call of Duty. Plus, PC only games like, Civilization, Crusader Kings, Oregon Trail and fan-made mod Project Reality. This episode slightly differs in format as it is about less discussion and more interview. Also, it was recorded differently, so it has been artificially amplified, as L0rd Masta's audio recording was low. Like, subscribe, and enjoy!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>Loki Jarson</itunes:author><itunes:summary>The Internet's Worst Gaming Podcast is back! Join Loki Jarson and special guest, his brother, Thomas, also known as L0rd Masta from Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/L0rdMasta With over 1000 subscribers, L0rd Masta is a rising star in the Youtube gaming community, with content not aimed at children, featuring mostly humorous videos of gameplay shenanigans, montages, and multiplayer madness. In this episode, we talk: some of his greatest influences in games, like Red Dead Redemption, Grand Theft Auto V, the Battlefield series and Call of Duty. Plus, PC only games like, Civilization, Crusader Kings, Oregon Trail and fan-made mod Project Reality. This episode slightly differs in format as it is about less discussion and more interview. Also, it was recorded differently, so it has been artificially amplified, as L0rd Masta's audio recording was low. Like, subscribe, and enjoy!</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>video,games,internet,worst,thing,shakespeare</itunes:keywords></item>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>The Internet's Worst Gaming Podcast is back!</p><p>New home consoles are coming in 2020, but this time,<strong> <em>Loki Jarson</em> </strong>and <strong><em>Jo Stizzy</em></strong> run through and highlight some of the best video games of this current console generation. We've got <strong>Xbox One</strong> exclusives (1) <strong>Nintendo Switch</strong> titles (1) and <strong>PlayStation 4</strong> gems!</p><p>In this special <em>2 and a half hour </em>presentation, we give you not-so-ordered countdown of our favorites, including: <strong>The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt</strong>, <strong>Red Dead Redemption 2</strong>, <strong>Deus Ex: Mankind Divided</strong>, <strong>God of War</strong>, <strong>Life is Strange</strong>, and so much, much more!</p><p>Seriously, there's like, 50 games.</p><p>So, take some time off as we rundown these Hall of Fame games. It's the most unusual episode we've ever done, because it's so positive! Plus, do to an editing error, this episode is free of music, we've passed the savings onto you! Never more than now have we earned our name!</p><p></p><p>Enjoy! </p>]]></description>
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    <author>lokijarson@gmail.com (Loki Jarson)</author><itunes:subtitle>The Internet's Worst Gaming Podcast is back! New home consoles are coming in 2020, but this time, Loki Jarson and Jo Stizzy run through and highlight some of the best video games of this current console generation. We've got Xbox One exclusives (1) Nintendo Switch titles (1) and PlayStation 4 gems! In this special 2 and a half hour presentation, we give you not-so-ordered countdown of our favorites, including: The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt, Red Dead Redemption 2, Deus Ex: Mankind Divided, God of War, Life is Strange, and so much, much more! Seriously, there's like, 50 games. So, take some time off as we rundown these Hall of Fame games. It's the most unusual episode we've ever done, because it's so positive! Plus, do to an editing error, this episode is free of music, we've passed the savings onto you! Never more than now have we earned our name! Enjoy!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>Loki Jarson</itunes:author><itunes:summary>The Internet's Worst Gaming Podcast is back! New home consoles are coming in 2020, but this time, Loki Jarson and Jo Stizzy run through and highlight some of the best video games of this current console generation. We've got Xbox One exclusives (1) Nintendo Switch titles (1) and PlayStation 4 gems! In this special 2 and a half hour presentation, we give you not-so-ordered countdown of our favorites, including: The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt, Red Dead Redemption 2, Deus Ex: Mankind Divided, God of War, Life is Strange, and so much, much more! Seriously, there's like, 50 games. So, take some time off as we rundown these Hall of Fame games. It's the most unusual episode we've ever done, because it's so positive! Plus, do to an editing error, this episode is free of music, we've passed the savings onto you! Never more than now have we earned our name! Enjoy!</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>video,games,internet,worst,thing,shakespeare</itunes:keywords></item>
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