{ the jaunty magpie }

2012-01-24T00:00:00.000-08:00

Blame the candy aisle of the grocery store on this one. With Valentine's Day coming up, I was faced with an endless stream of red and pink confections that lodged themselves into the Bird Brain, including the old classic, Red Hots. The little cinnamon-flavored candies that you can often find in heart shapes during February reminded me of a pretty necklace I have. It's a long silver chain festooned with heart charms and is totally a Valentine's Day kind of accessory. It got me thinking about what to wear on a sweetheart Date Night.

Rummaging through the Jaunty Wardrobe, I pulled some simple favorites. I love a basic color block and the rule about No White After Labor Day is just a silly thing. I picked some sweet, candy-Inspired things and put this outfit together that may come out around February 14th!

From the Jaunty Wardrobe: white skirt from Macys, nude heels from BCBG, straw and ivory belt from Banana Republic; jewelry, red blouse and clutch were all gifts.

Jaunty Fine Print: photo from Martha Stewart, photos of the Jaunty Wardrobe items by Denise Sakaki

2012-01-17T00:00:00.000-08:00

The Birdy wants to give everyone a hearty shot of Vitamin C, as in COLOR, lest we fall victim to the Seasonal Affective Disorder that is Winter. Seriously, the gray rainy days are a serious downer, harshing my mellow and the like, so the Bird is offering up a Mood of color and brights to warm your winter nights. But color can be a tricky customer, not everyone loves wearing it head-to-toe and even if you do wear a bright red dress, it's likely covered beneath a gray, heavy winter coat, so no one gets to enjoy it unless you're in the comfort of a well-heated room. Oh, the conundrum! What's the solution, Magpie??

Easy-peasy -- here are colorful solutions that are universal to everyone, the magic answer being accessories! It works for those who want to show a bright hue, even if they're covered in woolly winter warmth, or if you're just feeling timid about showing off that bright personality of yours. All these items are meant to go with whatever you have, worn over or designed to peek out from whatever outerwear you may be wearing. Because color, like a good, cheery mood, deserves to be shared! Let others enjoy a bright spot of orange or a bold dash of magenta. There are little details on all these items that keep them from being color-for-the-sake-of-color; smart little flourishes like interesting seam work, a little bow, or the fact that hey, you're wearing a freakin' cape! How cool is that?!

The Jauntily Technicolor collection includes: {1} Mikumi Scarf from Anthropologie, {2} Transatlantic Bag from Anthropologie, {3} Portolano teal nappa leather bow detail gloves from Bluefly, {4} Rena Lange button cape in fuschia from Neiman Marcus, {5} Ribbed Tights in Decadent Red from J. Crew, {6} Karlie Colorblock small shoulder bag in Bright Fuschia from Banana Republic, {7} Martina suede wedges in Bright Persimmon from J. Crew, {8} Juicy Couture felt riding cap in Pom Pom Red from Piperlime

Jaunty Fine Print: images from retail shops listed above

2012-01-10T00:00:00.000-08:00

Winter's official first day was December 21st, but after the holidays, when the Christmas trees start disappearing and the holiday lights start coming down (unless you're one of those who leave 'em up till March -- you know who you are!), the gloomy days of Winter seem more apparent. Over the holidays, the Birdy had this talk with friends, right on Christmas Day, funny enough, and we all agreed that even the most dreary of days don't seem as bad when you're surrounded by the glow of holiday lights and sparkle all around. But once it's all put away, it's hard to keep a cheery spirit, especially when the sun disappears by five and it's dark as pitch out there. At least, that's how it is up here in the Pacific Northwest.

So I turn to the holiday gifts from friends and family to add some brightness to the gloomy days -- there were some particularly sparkly items that pair so nicely with an icy chill. While they can't warm my feet like a pair of wooly socks, they do warm my spirit and soul, when the days are short and the nights are long. You need a little sparkle to shine through the dreary days, no?

To pair with some winter sparkle, here's an exerpt from a poem by Thomas Campion, reminding us of the cozy comforts of winter, which is something not to be forgotten:

Now winter nights enlarge
This number of their hours;
And clouds their storms discharge
Upon the airy towers.
Let now the chimneys blaze
And cups o'erflow with wine,
Let well-tuned words amaze
With harmony divine.
Now yellow waxen lights
Shall wait on honey love
While youthful revels, masques, and courtly sights
Sleep's leaden spells remove.

Jaunty Fine Print: photos by Denise Sakaki, gifts by wonderful sweet friends and family - thank you! xoxo

2012-01-03T00:00:00.000-08:00

Hap-hap-happy 2012! Did you have a fabulously festive New Years weekend celebrating this bright and shiny new year? Are you probably still nursing a wicked hangover and putting off that pesky ol' resolution thing until the aspirin kicks in? Yeah, yeah, this Birdy gets it, we've all been there.

Of course, one of the big reasons I love New Years is the excuse to get dolled up and be a fancy Birdy. This year was no different, bringing together old favorites that give a bit of sparkle and shine. I was Inspired by a vintage 1930s photo of a swimsuit that was actually crocheted, if you can believe it. I liked that it had the look of a jumpsuit, almost disco-like. I have no crochet skills, but I need no prompting to find an excuse to wear sparkle-sequin shorts! A 1970s whim made me pull my favorite purple halter tie-neck blouse out. It's a Jaunty Wardrobe outfit that's made appearances before, but this Birdy doesn't care that it's been worn -- gasp -- a couple of times. We wear what makes us feel festive and fun. And really, when else is a good time to wear sequin shorts, but New Years??

From the Jaunty Wardrobe: fabulous sparkle-sequin shorts from Express, silk halter top from Macys, boots from The Bay, jewelry and handbag are vintage. BYO party attitude.

Jaunty Fine Print: photo from Vintage Home Arts, Jaunty Wardrobe photos by Denise Sakaki

2011-12-29T00:00:00.000-08:00

Twas the week before 2012 and all through the house, not a creature was stirring... except everyone wondering what the heck this new year is going to bring! The Birdy has mentioned this before, but around New Year's, the anxiety level is up by a fair margin. The holiday is officially over and the real work needs to begin - hit the panic button!! We start thinking about all the things we wanted to do, our intentions start to build up like the clutter of a Hoarder-house, and we either put resolutions in front of us that are so insurmountable, we're destined for failure, or the list just seems too daunting, so we roll over on the couch, have another swig of that leftover eggnog and wait for the feeling to make a resolution to go away. I've been there, done that and my Jaunty Rebel Yell for 2012 is -- be the force for change, but make reasonable goals!

I know, it sounds pragmatic and boring, but it's amazing what little everyday things can do if you commit to small changes and it becomes a daily habit. That was my inspiration for this year's holiday card, which I'm sharing with all before we enter Ye New Year of Twenty-Twelve. I was particularly inspired by ABC News' "Made in America" segments, which went from a small news story and became a regular spot on their program -- they wanted to focus on American companies and how little acts of buying locally-made goods not only benefits the economy, but it secures and ensures more jobs for our fellow friends n' neighbors. And it doesn't always mean it costs more -- get into the habit of looking at your labels any time you buy something. It can be as simple as going to the grocery store and making sure you get fruit that only had to travel one state over (or less, if you can), versus a whole country away. You don't need fresh strawberries in the middle of January -- they probably won't taste that good anyways. But hey, get the frozen ones if they were harvested within the US and likely frozen at their seasonal peak.

This got me thinking about other things -- the fact that hunger still exists in this country, and if everyone just gave a little to programs designed to help and educate those in need, it would move us that much closer to eventually eradicating this need in our own cities and neighborhoods. And hey, don't slack on recycling or finding more ways to support eco-friendly/green initiatives -- the globe ain't gonna stop warming on its own. If you're thinking of adding a fuzzy friend to the household, choose adoption or breed-specific rescue groups, and don't get stuck on the pet being a kitten or puppy -- older pets are just as awesome and likely grown out of the annoying habits like potty-training, teething or learning what a scratching post is for. How often do you get to say you've saved a life?

These are little, everyday things to consider. These are decisions we make in our daily lives. It won't solve the problems immediately, World Peace may not break out by the end of the week, but if we make the promise to at least do one, manageable thing and stick to it for a whole year, our collective acts work towards improving things and more importantly, improving ourselves and how we play a part in the world. And that is a Jaunty thing to consider, no?

Jaunty Fine Print: design by Denise Sakaki

2011-12-27T00:00:00.000-08:00

Happy New Years Eve, chirps the Birdie! I hope you have something festive planned for ringing in the new year, and most importantly, planning a festive look. Feathers have of course been everywhere, likely the new "it's so over" trend to be cast aside into the new year. But this Birdie doesn't care -- I'll keep wearing her plumed accessories whenever the mood strikes. But of course, you don't want to overdo it -- one feather at a time, ladies, or you'll look like a showgirl. Here are some feathered items to inspire a J'adore-worthy outfit!

Over the holidays, I spread the Word of the Bird through some crafty gifts. I made some wild cuff bracelets decorated with costume jewelry bits collected from the junk table at farmers markets, plus little feathery decor that was originally made to accetuate wreaths. Work with what you have, right? And I also made some feathery, jeweled/flowered headbands for friends, probably one of the easiest crafts to do. I wanted to share the photos, as short of the white feathered cuff which I decided to keep for myself (Merry Christmas to me), everything else was given as gifts and I hope brings the wearer festive good times.

I have to say for this particular trend of feathers and a mish-mash of different materials mixed together, the crafter's best friend is glue. I've found that old fashioned Superglue works wonders, as does the glues you get at hardware stores that can bind glass and metal. These are heavy-duty glues, so work in a well-ventilated area, use gloves if you don't want a layer of glue stuck to your fingers for, like, ever. And when getting materials to make your crafty creations, look around at rummage sales, farmers markets or antique stores for costume jewelry you can take apart and reuse. Craft stores are dandy, but they're often full of mass-market goods that start to look the same, plus it's more expensive. If you have old costume jewelry that you don't wear or is just broken, reworking them into a crafty creation is another way of giving them a new life.

Jaunty Fine Print: photos by Denise Sakaki

2011-12-22T00:00:00.000-08:00

So, this is Christmas... and what have you done...? Well, John and Yoko, I think this Birdie's been an awfully good girl this year and plenty dang busy! Every year, right before Christmas, it's a mad dash for everyone to get their work done so they can take off for family visits and some well-deserved time off, and I think that's probably why it's always notably hectic. And it's been no different this year -- there was a lull, an odd moment of quiet, like being in the eye of the holiday storm right before Thanksgiving when I felt like I had a moment to enjoy the early decorations and festivities (you can see everything in the photo above - most of those were taken in November!), thanks to an over-eager retail industry. And maybe that was a blessing, having that early peek at Christmas, despite all our eyebrow-raising that it wasn't even December yet, and we were seeing decorated trees and boughs of holly decked upon all the halls by, say... October.

Which leads me to the most significant thing about this year's Christmas. A few weeks before, in the flurry of a frantic work week, I made what I consider to be a Jaunty Executive Decision. I said this year, there would be no decorating of a tree. (pause for dramatic gasp) Granted, our traditional tree is a fake one, I have it stored in our closet and a giant plastic bin full of ornaments. There's no digging around, searching for where stuff could be. It easily could have been dragged out like previous years, fussed-over, and once decorated and lit, I'd be full of holiday sentimental feelings, glad for the effort. They will remain dormant for the first time in many years, at least since we moved to our house and the ornaments full of childhood memories remain in darkness for this year. This sounds so sad! Are you feeling holiday depression? Is everything okay with family and home? That's what you're thinking. Heck, that's what I'm thinking. But in the busiest period of the pre-holiday chaos, I considered what really and truly matters during the holidays, and for all the beloved rituals we have, there is but one that I felt like I was missing this year -- the thorough enjoyment of the season. And as Mr. Magpie always says, as he sees me in my frantic, crazed moments of trying to jam a 30 hour day into a 24 hour time period, I need to let go. And so I decided this would be my gift to myself -- learning that it's not giving something up, but finding meaning beyond ritual.

I was cancelling social engagements left and right in lieu of work, missing out on things for the sake of deadlines and paying bills (still important, but it still sucked). I wasn't exactly Ebenezer Scrooge, but I was Scrooge-ing myself out of time with friends. A viewing of both Bill Murray's Scrooged and an 80s version of A Christmas Carol with George C. Scott made the old ghostly words of Jacob Marley ring in my head, about how every link of heavy chain one carries in the Afterlife was forged in this life, link by link, one regret at a time. This year in particular was dotted with notes of sadness; there were several losses in the Jaunty Circle of friends and family. While sad, they were reminders to take the time before it's stolen away. I saw friends combat illness and health issues -- more reminders that the decor of a home is empty without loved ones to fill it with joy. And so these Spirits of Christmas Past/Present/Future came to me in their own way, reminding me to not put the importance of holidays in object or self-imposed ritual, but in those around me. If it means giving up a Christmas tree in lieu of having a mind present and available to be with my loved ones, then so be it. And there are other Christmas holidays to come, my planning skills will be better, and even if they're not, this year will be proof that Christmas still comes to the Jaunty home, even without a tree. So this Birdy wishes you all a very Merry Christmas!!

Jaunty Fine Print: design and photos by Denise Sakaki

2011-12-20T00:00:00.000-08:00

You're thinking... it's only days from Christmas. The malls are like a battlefield. Aisles are already picked clean of all the good stuff. Online stores may not be able to guarantee holiday delivery. No need to panic. Instead of something that shows up in a box or a gift bag, why not give the best gift, one that needs no wrapping, and can be purchased any time of the year, including the wee hours before Christmas: the gift of charity.

People always say, "give the gift of giving" for the holidays, and it can seem generic, like an empty platitude. And this Birdy agrees! It means more when you can find a charitable group that really represents both you and the recipient. There are a million and one good causes out there in the world, so choose as you see fit, but since we're talking giving with sincerity and a personal connection to the cause, I thought I'd share some of my own favorites, in the hopes that you are inspired to support their cause and search out some for your own, spreading the word to others.

These are some of my favorite local Washington-area groups I support:

Homeward Pet: It's a no-kill shelter, providing safe haven and care for animals, giving them the second chance to be adopted by loving folks like you and me, servicing the Greater Seattle area. They help over a thousand animals a year, rely heavily on volunteers, and have very particular requirements for adoptions to make sure animals are placed in "forever homes," and not just back into the shelter system, or worse, abandoned. It's a labor of love, it's a small organization, and every little bit helps, which they are very grateful for. It was so nice to get a sweet thank-you call from them after sending them a small donation. If you love animals or have a friend who loves animals, this is a way to give everyone the warm fuzzy feeling of doing good.

Rise n' Shine: The effects of a disease like AIDS is not just hard on the person afflicted, but their loved ones, especially children. It can be a scary place, and having a strong support system can help them deal with their fears and emotions. Started in the late 1980s, Rise n' Shine is a nonprofit agency devoted to creating that support system for children who are affected by HIV/AIDS. They provide counseling services, mentorship programs, holiday sponsorships and summer camps for children both infected and affected by the disease. Personal comfort and well-being is just as important as physical health - for anyone who has dealt with illness, it would be a thoughtful gift to donate in that person's name, knowing it will go towards helping a child feel secure.

FareStart: Everyone deserves a second chance and the ability to make a change in their life, and FareStart is one of the best programs in Seattle. Going nearly twenty years strong, they provide culinary training and job placement services for homeless and disadvantaged men and women. They operate a full sized restaurant, small cafe, and they have catering services. It's part of an ambitious goal to eliminate homelessness by 2014 in King County. Instead of managing the issue, FareStart is about ending homelessness in a sustainable way, creating a whole new workforce of skilled, motivated individuals eager to show off their culinary talents. Take your foodie friends out for an amazing meal at their restaurant, or the next party you plan, consider using their catering services.

If you want to think global/national, these are some really wonderful groups:

Heifer International: I've mentioned them several times, but Heifer is one of my longtime favorites. It's not because they take a global approach, helping wherever they can, but they take on a sustainable approach towards charity, giving people solutions for the longterm. The saying, give a man a fish, he eats for a day, teach a man to fish, he eats for a lifetime, is what Heifer is all about. You can gift livestock, crop seeds, and training to families around the world. One of the greatest evils in the world is poverty -- it breeds a sense of helplessness and anger that only grows. People want to be in control of their life, especially if they have a family. For anyone who has a family of their own, knowing their donation is helping a mother or father provide a better life for themselves and their children is a priceless thing.

Share Our Strength: Hunger is a problem worldwide, but it's even worse when it's something in our own country, especially when it affects children. Millions of American children are nutritionally disadvantaged. Their lack of proper nourishment leads towards illness as well as difficulty in everyday tasks like staying focused in schools. Many of these children are all around us, schoolmates of your children, but their families are unable to have reliable access to healthy, affordable food. This is a basic need that cannot be ignored, which is why Share Our Strength is one group taking an active stance against childhood hunger, with regular resource programs and nationwide events reminding people of the issue and how they can help. Until Dec 31st of 2011, donations will be matched by their No Kid Hungry program partners. A dollar can make all the difference, especially when it's doubled!

ShelterBox: This group came to my attention after the disaster in Japan, and I think they provide an amazing service. Japan's devastation was shocking, especially for a place with such a modern infrastructure, and it emphasized the fact that when disaster strikes, regardless of the nation, the first few days are critical when it comes to aid. ShelterBox provides emergency shelters and basic supplies during catastrophic events where it's all about getting the immediate needs of surviors taken care of. Delivered in a big green box, the kit has things like a tent large enough for a family, blankets, water storagae and filtration equipment, a stove and basic tools. There are even activity packs for children. It's not just about providing a temporary shelter, but a sense of dignity to anyone who has endured something as heartbreaking as the loss of a home and loved ones.

I hope you are inspired by these amazing organizations and all the good they provide, as well as the potential for good you can do by adding your support. The best gifts require no wrapping or bows -- and if you have a favorite charity, please add it in the comments section!

:Jaunty Fine Print: logos from listed charities - the most important part is up to you now!

2011-12-15T00:00:00.000-08:00

This Birdy is forever inspired by handmade ornaments, this inspiration turning into outright envy and panic around the holidays, when I see all the beautiful handmade ornaments on places like Pinterest, turning me into the Green-Eyed Monster, coveting the precious craftiness. Which then puts me in a total tizzy over having enough time to make the dang things. Holiday vicious circle! My favorite example of a handmade ornament is from my Aunt Susan, who sent me these lovely creations she made years ago, when she was a newlywed and doing the perfect homemaker thing by reading Good Housekeeping or some such magazine, which suggested decorating some ornaments for the tree. Becauase at the time, it was the Betty Draper thing to do. The project asked for those retro-fabulous silk strand-covered styrofoam ball ornaments, which you use a meticulous amount of decorative pins, sequins and whatever fancy ribbon and brick-a-brack you have on-hand to make them into Faberge egg-like creations.

Yeah, I didn't do any of that -- hence, their being inspiration-only. I have no idea how long it took my Auntie Susan to make them, I'm just eternally grateful she passed them on to me so that I can enjoy them. In return for her craftiness, I wanted to bestow upon her and a few other lucky (or unlucky) souls some handmade ornaments of my own. My version was relatively easy to do with just the bare minimum of patience required. Thanks to craft stores which have things you never even knew you needed/wanted, you can get boxes of clear glass ornaments. They're lovely and bubble-like on their own, and I've seen some amazing craft projects where people hang multiple sizes like chandeliers, making an incredible centerpiece. I'm not this ambitious. I loved the idea of filling the clear ornaments with fun, interesting textures, so I filled several with plain red feathers, which looked beautiful. Then I raised the bar and added gold leaf to ones filled with white feathers -- incredibly messy, but wonderful result. The last ornament "style" was care of our own paper shredder. I saw some filled ornaments with strips of paper having writing on it. I went the lazy/easy route and pulled some bits from our shredder, plus shredded some decorative papers of our own to fill it with some color and shine. Using a thin pencil, I slowly stuffed each ornament and used some super-duty glue that's both metal and glass-adhesive to cap the hanging hook back on. Get it from a craft store or just get a tube of Superglue - you want this to stick. The caps and metal loops are designed to hold on their own when attached to the glass ornaments, but I wanted to seal the deal and ensure the hook wouldn't separate, as sometimes they're a little loose. Broken glass = not holiday magic.

So, here's one of the Magpie's crafty attempts at a homemade Christmas. I hope my aunt likes the ornaments, although I'm fairly certain she doesn't even decorate a tree anymore. I'm a terrible niece.

Jaunty Fine Print: Photos taken by Denise Sakaki

2011-12-13T00:00:00.000-08:00

You always have one of those friends or family members who's a total nut for food and trying new flavors, right? Or maybe it's someone who's hard to buy for, but has an adventurous palate. Consider giving Foodzie a try. I got a bunch of tasty things from them last Christmas, tracking down unique, small food crafters, both local and abroad, buying items that would ship well and be a memorable gift for the recipient. A sweet and spicy quince jam, specialty breads and cheeses, jam made with bacon and caramelized onion! They specialize in conversation-worthy treats like this, perfect for a person who truly savors every bite of something special.

Originally Foodzie was sort of like an edible Etsy, with small businesses being able to create a mini storefront presence on their network, but they've since changed their setup -- much less products, but still an eye for interesting things. They've definitely curated their offerings, fewer items, very seasonal, so usually within 30 days, it's all new, and there's also a subscription service, for small Tasting Boxes with samples of diffferent items are shipped to your home every month. That's a nice gift idea, since it's like getting a different care package.

I genuinely like what Foodzie does, specializing in showcasing discover-worthy items, and when it comes to gift-giving, food is a nice choice. It's a way to find out more about a small, independent business who really puts their heart and soul into something handmade. These are small-batch products and they have a charm all their own, something to consider when you're doing holiday shopping and want to support smaller companies.

Jaunty Fine Print: imnages from Foodzie website

2011-12-08T00:00:00.000-08:00

I know what you're thinking: It's not Halloween, Birdy -- get over it! The kitty Trick-or-Treat pendant so cleverly made on a Scrabble letter piece was a gift from a friend around All Hallow's Eve this year. It wasn't because we celebrate Halloween in any big fashion, it was one of those just-because gifts from a friend that just happened around the holidays. I feel very fortunate to have sweet friends who bestow such thoughtful things like that, no holiday required, like the gold leather-bound notebook from a friend's trip to London, and a copy of Bubbly On Your Budget, from another friend's trip to the new local bookshop in Ballard, Book Larder. I can't express enough how grateful I am for such things, not because they are so lovely and enriching, but because you know there was a lot of heart put into their selection. It could have been a shiny rock someone picked up on the ground and given to me, because, "ooh shiny!" That's me! But I'd place it on the mantle like it was a king's crown.

We're getting into the fever pitch of the holiday season, where advertising and media inundate us with the pressure to get bigger, better, over-the-top gifts for our loved ones. Take a moment, take two moments -- deep breath. Your loved ones appreciate your presence more than presents, as the saying goes. And if you feel the desire to give them a token of your love during the holidays, there's no need to "wow" them, they love you for exactly who you are. You'll see something passing by a store, a small and thoughtful bauble you know they would appreciate, and no matter how humble it may seem to others, it will likely mean the world to its recipient. Consider a journal with a heartfelt note on the first page. Or bake a batch of their favorite cookies. It's the un-holiday gifts from sweet friends that are a reminder that it is indeed the thought that counts.

Jaunty Fine Print: photos by Denise Sakaki, lovely gifts from lovely friends - merci!

2011-12-06T00:00:00.000-08:00

'Tis the season, says the Magpie, to start thinking of thoughtful gestures to bestow upon our loved ones... like a bar of soap that says "Filthy Cougar." Bwah-hah-hah!! Oh, come on, you laughed. At least a giggle or two.

It's also the season for us to make the commitment to buy local, small and independent, and/or Made in America, as much as possible. The tricky thing about an economy in peril is, you can't be such a Scrooge that businesses aren't allowed to thrive on much-needed consumer dollars. We've got to do our part! Which is exactly why we should use our Jaunty Powers for Good in the form of responsible consumer choices! Think of it as an adventure, exploring new places to buy gifts for loved ones, versus that care package of Chia Pets and hot pink Snuggies.

For the month of December, I will be featuring fun, independent-minded businesses or sources for gift ideas. This one is one I've mentioned before on the blog -- meet Filthy Farmgirl, a lovely little handmade soap company that's in the tropical wonderland of Hawaii. I've frequented their table at the Hilo Farmers Market before, gathering up as many soaps as I can fit into my carry-on bag. But don't worry if you don't live in Hawaii, you can order their products online and they've got Free Shipping right now! Their soaps are all natural, promising "No Yucky Stuff," made with herbs and spices from local organic farmers and the products are vegan-friendly. Since I met them over a year ago, they've expanded their cheeky-named soap "flavors" to naughty number 69, and added Smoochie lip balms. They're an example of a little company that could, growing and thriving as an independent small business that supports its community, offering a really unique product that is most definitely made in America.

I love that you can see whole bits of the ingredients they use in their soap, like grounds of coffee in their Mocha Minx, or lavender buds in their Lavender Rose Dreamland. And don't let the saucy names make you think it's too blush-worthy a gift for your Great Aunt Maude -- there's plenty of soaps whose names are as sweetly-named as the scents they carry, like Coconut Lime Slice, Sassy Honey Oatmeal, or Awesome Blossom. But let's be honest, don't you want to give your LOL-worthy friends a bar of soap named Filthy Beaver, Filthy Cock or Filthy Ass? And wouldn't your nerdy pals love a bar of soap with a Filthy Zombie or Filthy Flying Spaghetti Monster on it? They'll think it's so awesome, and smell so wonderful, they won't even want to use it. When I give these soaps to friends, they often keep them as sweet-smelling silly showpieces in their bathrooms. And the ones that do use them are very pleased with the results, loving how they're getting clean with something Filthy.

So when you're making your list, checking it twice, put Filthy Farmgirl on the shopping list and order now, before the holidays!

Jaunty Fine Print: photos by Denise Sakaki, soaps by Filthy Farmgirl

2011-12-01T00:00:00.000-08:00

Consider this post an open letter to the Makeup Company Who Shall Not Be Named, you know who I'm talking about. The one who makes the well-known pink-and-green packaged mascara of infamy, labeled as Great, but one that I would argue is Not-So-Great. This Birdy's not a hater -- I've tried on several occasions to give this product a try, but it always ends in smudgy, forest creature-eyed doom. Seriously, you'll look like a heroin chic model, but all heroin, no chic. It's like the tale of a bad relationship. I gave the mascara a try in my late teens to much disapointment, went back to it later in my mid-twenties, thinking it changed its ways, and you'd think being thirty-something, I'd have learned that twice-bitten should be a lesson, but no. Burned AGAIN. I was in need of a new mascara, decided to give it another try, and yet again - Epic Disappointment. With the holiday season coming around, I need makeup that will stand the cocktail party test!

It got me a-thinkin' about makeup companies in general. They really are good at spinning a good yarn about how a product can supposedly change your life. There are miracles in a bottle, magic in a cream, perfection in a little tube -- a veritable Harry Potter world of wizardry and every makeup counter is like a mini-Hogwarts, festooned with glitter. And we believe it. We want to believe it. Makeup is like the modern day Fairy Godmother, with the power to change ducklings into swans. It speaks a lot about our desires towards change and transformation, much the same with fashion. I could get all head-shrinky over it, but I'm just as guilty for wanting the same things from bottled products and clothing on hangers. But in the meantime, I think I need to clean up my smudgy eyes and run out to get some new mascara, because dammit, this Birdy will not be burned again!

Jaunty Fine Print: illustration by Denise Sakaki

2011-11-29T00:00:00.000-08:00

There's nothing more this Bird J'adores is the lovable house-pup, Miss Indy. A wild and crazy mutt who came into our lives almost six years ago, she's been the center of our Jaunty world. People who have pets in their lives often say that animals provide a wonderful insight into better living. They are uncomplicated fuzzy beings, who only yearn for love, affection, and a bit of dry kibble twice a day. Throw in regular walks and belly rubs, and you've got a perfect life.

Not that Indy can write (or maybe she does -- she's got a Twitter account, after all), but having her as my constant daily companion as I whittle away the hours, fraught with daily worries, stress and general human noise, I am reminded how silly and inconsequential that noise is. If Indy were to put pen to paper and share her fuzzy nuggets of wisdom, I think these would be her basic tenets towards sublime happiness:

Sleep more. Worry less. There's nothing a sunny spot and a long nap can't cure.

Forgive. If they can put aside the fact that you *may* have rooted through the trash looking for that delicious wrapper covered in bacon grease, you can put aside the times when loved ones are in a crummy mood.

Love with full abandon and seek joy at every opportunity.

Time is meaingless. Treat every goodbye like it may be the last time you see them, and face every welcome like you haven't seen them in ages.

Be present, even in the quiet moments spent with loved ones. They're the times you'll cherish the most.

Jaunty Fine Print: photos of Indy by Denise Sakaki

2011-11-24T00:00:00.000-08:00

Feeling the happiness of a full Thanksgiving Day tummy? I sure hope so. As you sit in the food coma haze, take a moment to reflect on the notion of gratitude. Don't think about what you don't have, what you feel a yearning for, just look at what is around you and most importantly, the people who surround you with support, love and that extra slice of pumpkin pie.

Here are some words of wisdom that I hope fill your whole holiday weekend with that wonderful realization of how truly lucky we all are, in our own unique ways:

Gratitude is the memory of the heart.
- Jean Baptiste Massieu

As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them.
- John F. Kennedy

I would maintain that thanks are the highest form of thought, and that gratitude is happiness doubled by wonder.
- G.K. Chesterton

The Magpie wishes you all a very happy, safe and delicious Thanksgiving holiday, with whipped cream on top!

Jaunty Fine Print: photo by Denise Sakaki

2011-11-22T00:00:00.000-08:00

There’s a popular video game called Portal, a virtual world of puzzles, mind-benders, and a robotic voice that constantly chips away at your self esteem. Sounds like a blast! There are promises of cake, yes even in a video game, and when you get to the point in the game where you think you’ve done it, you’ve won, the snide robotic voice says: there is no cake. And then you’re pushed along into another new realm of the game. Enter sad horns – wah-waaaaaaah…

That’s kind of the point, isn’t it? There is no cake. You’re running through life’s maze like a lab rat, but there’s no bonus “cake hatch” opening from the ether to hand you a scrumptious slice of Red Velvet. Would be nice, though. I feel like that’s sort of how it is with blogging. There really is no ultimate end-point to it, you’re basically living out a virtual life for others to observe and interact with. And short of a total internet zombie apocalypse meltdown, we in our bloggy worlds will continue to spin along our axis, posting observations about the world at large. That really is the pure mindset behind blogging, an open diary to the universe and all the random souls we are thankful for reading these messages. It’s why I’m sure bloggers continue to do it, knowing there is no end point. There is no cake, but we’re okay with that.

We’re entering into fall and I realized I’ve been “The Magpie” for two years now. I originally started this blog in the summer of 2009. I’d have sung a song, worn a funny hat and lit some candles back in July, to celebrate the Magpie’s second birthday, but I’m just another overworked, overstressed bad mom who totally forgot her little blog’s birthday (sorry, Birdy). Maybe it’s adding insult to injury by titling this post “There is No Cake,” given the birthday snub, but I felt like it’s almost better to celebrate something that continues to move forward, versus the signpost milestones. I was talking with other bloggers recently, which can be a therapeutic thing, and we traded tales of writing posts at 1 or 2 in the morning, or in my case, draining my brain, writing several at a time and getting them lined up for the weeks that I know will be too hectic to write. But the message gets out there, whatever idea or inspiration, demanding to be heard, like some disturbing inner voice in one’s head. Or maybe that’s a sign of psychosis. I think at the heart of every blog is a storyteller and a need to leave a footprint in the sand. That’s where blogging is good, when it provides its own personal therapy and unlocks a new understanding of the way we approach each day. The best stories are the ones that continue, without a pat “happily ever after.”

The pop culture that surrounds blogging is what can potentially doom itself, creating so much of a marketing presence that it eclipses the blog itself, and it becomes more product than personal journal. I was updating this blog’s presskit recently, something that had been so overdue, I’m ashamed to say how overdue it was, and I hadn’t really looked at the blog’s numbers in a long time. While pleasantly surprised, I still remember when I first started checking the Magpie’s “stats,” poring over every visitor, wondering if it was someone I knew, how they came to find the blog, and doing everything except the most crucial thing, which is writing a post. I often dislike that I need to have a press kit, that it's vital to track the number of visitors or wonder if I should be flying off to a blogging conference where all they want to talk about is SEO and social media. I do the bare minimum in terms of marketing. Unless I have to, I don’t pay attention to stats. I won’t go to a blogging conference because I don’t think they improve a blog, they just produce more content streams that are sales-driven. I use Twitter, not just for sending post links, but because I genuinely enjoy chatting with people I’ve met, and it makes you feel a little more connected, especially for someone who works from home in a quiet house.

If there was any advice I could share with someone who is wanting to start a blog, or someone who has one but is concerned about readership – forget the rules. Blogs are reflections of ourselves, the daily lives we inhabit, no matter how mundane they may seem, and the best ones are written honestly, willing to share the good days as well as the bad ones. Bloggers often say the meaning of humility is to read the first post they ever wrote. It’s likely wooden, nervous and devoid of personality, the written equivalent of stage fright. But that’s the nice thing about blogging, you can post as often or as little as you like, but the more often you write, the more developed the posts become. They ultimately take on a life of their own and inherit aspects of your personality. This is why we blog. There is no “the end,” there is no cake. We blog to bring life to a living, breathing journal, and with every new post, we share some of ourselves with the world and leave a little footprint in the sand. So it's totally OK about the "no cake" thing.

Jaunty Fine Print: illustration by Denise Sakaki

2011-11-17T00:00:00.001-08:00

This Birdy seeks J'adore-worthy things everywhere, especially on television. Even when pesky things like plotlines get in the way, I still appreciate a series where wardrobe is a character all its own. I'm a periodic Gossip Girl-watcher, but my personal style-eye has been fixed for the last couple of months on Ringer, another CW Network show. Total honesty -- they had me at Sarah Michelle Gellar. Or, more to the point, Buffy. I've been a die hard SMG fan since the day she was staking vamps, and I was so excited to see her back on television because she's cute as a button and oh-so fashionable.

I like to call Ringer a more grown-up version of Gossip Girl; the wardrobe is more elegant and stately with its wonderful Upper West Side WASP-iness, but it's still distinctive, with a nod to the classic styles of the 1960s. The plot of the show is like a Hitchcock film: twin sisters, a faked death, an assumed identity, murderous intent at every turn, no one you can trust, and of course, an icy blonde. Two, in this case. I won't get into the plot details, at this point it's just too complex to try and explain, but even in the worst of times, the heroine is dressed to the nines with impeccably good hair. Murder, mayhem, the perils of being a socialite -- but never a hair out of place or a poorly-considered ensemble. Always classic, cool and with a bit of sparkle. I love it!! After I watch this show, I feel like a just got a shot of Vitamin C, as in Chic, because I feel guilty walking around in an oversized track suit for the day, and feel the need to put something decent on.

Jaunty Fine Print: imnages from Ringer page on CWTV.com

2011-11-15T00:00:00.001-08:00

West Side Story, the classic Oscar-winning film just turned fifty, and this Birdie was thrilled to have a chance to see it in the theaters for the first time. To celebrate its golden anniversary, it was shown for one night in a few select theaters, and I was so very pleased to be able to see it on the big screen, as it's one of my favorite films. I love it for the music and Technicolor dream of over the top choreography, but it's more than just song and dance.

In 1961, West Side Story, originally adapted from a stage production, hit the big screens, celebrating the era of big musicals and dazzling audiences with the energy of a stage performance set against the real life backdrop of gritty New York City. This was something unusual, as a lot of musicals were shot in the safety and controlled environment of a stage, but from the opening shot of West Side Story, you know you're seeing something different -- a hybrid of fantasy and reality with the big, busy metropolis of NYC, an aerial view of its complex, maze-like pattern of streets and buildings, and a gradual dial-down into the West Side neighborhood where one simple, but meaningful story takes place.

Sure, it's basically Romeo and Juliet, so one could say Shakespeare started it all -- forbidden love tearing close knit communities apart. Kinda old-hat, you might think, but heaven knows we see this story told time and time again. I'm seeing constant ads for yet another freaking Twilight movie -- don't tell me that story is reinventing the wheel! When West Side Story came out fifty years ago, it was breaking norms of its own; the love story is just the surface plot that everyone can get on board with, but what makes this movie truly timeless is the fact it was willing to address the issue of race in America. The original stage version had a Jewish girl falling in love with a Catholic boy, and the title was East Side Story, but the film wanted to be relevant to what was happening in the city. At the time, there was a high influx of Puerto Rican immigrants to the neighborhood, raising tensions among the primarily white, Irish and Polish residents. The song and dance numbers, which are absolutely stunning and choreographed with incredible energy, is a sugar-coated debate over Whose America Is It, Anyway? Everyone is laying claim over this little strip of neighborhood, representing America itself, whether it's by birthright or a sense of Manifest Destiny to achieve personal success. Switch out the places and where people came from, but the tale sounds hauntingly familiar in so many areas in America today. This is the most poignant part of this film and why it continues to be celebrated as a classic, because despite its beauty as a musical, it serves as a valid argument over what it means to be an American, offering no clear, simple solutions. The actors seem like a squeaky-clean, idealized look at gang warfare, but the message remains as resonant as ever, that America is not my story, nor your story, but our story.

Jaunty Fine Print: Images from IMDB.com

2011-11-10T00:00:00.000-08:00

This Bird is a total TV Nerd, and I think two of the most unique series on television right now is one that caught my eye last year and one that shows a lot of promise this year -- AMC's zombie apocalypse, The Walking Dead, and ABC's new contemporary fairy tale, Once Upon a Time. The interesting thing is, as different as they may seem, I actually find they're quite similar. What?! Flesh-eating zombies taking over the Flyover States with just a handful of survivors scraping by every day, paired with a bewitching fantasy series with gossamer-veiled visuals and a poisoned apple or two?

It sounds insane, I know. But oddly, as I was watching the pilot episode of Once Upon a Time, I couldn't help but draw conclusions with The Walking Dead. They're both series about fantastic, unreal situations -- undead wasteland and fairy tale figures trapped in "the real world," unable to remember their true selves and escape a curse. Not everyday situations, the lot of 'em. Yet all the characters are trapped in a very palpable state of sadness and feeling lost in their lives. Despite the fantasy world they inhabit, the heart of each character is weighed down with pathos that's very real, and it transcends a world of zombies or fairy princesses. Everyone is touched with the absence of a family member, abandonment by a parent, love gained and lost, a quest for purpose.

Series like these seem ridiculous if you describe them, but it's interesting how in desperate times, fantastic themes appear in storytelling. It's like we secretly crave the impossible to help manage our own anxiety over uncertain times. As incredulous as they appear on the surface, it's just the spoonful of sugar (or scariness) to help the medicine go down. That medicine being this overall sense of confusion and fear that's gripping people across the country, about our families, political leaders, and the stability of our jobs. It's easier to put the face of fear on a creepy horde of undead "walkers," and the tension of an unknown future living in a small, idyllic fairy tale town, trapped between the folds of time and reality.

It's in the worst of times where the basic deeds of human nature need to rise above the chaos, where hanging onto the smallest scrap of hope is what keeps us from the darkness. When all the imaginary foes are slayed at the end of an episode, the nagging reality of how we deal with the real people in our lives remain, but the way both series shine is that they seek to hang on to simple acts of humanity and kindness. And maybe that's why I put The Walking Dead and Once Upon a Time together at the top of my list for the year -- despite the odds, they insist there's still a happily ever after waiting for us someday.

Jaunty Fine Print: Images from IMDB.com and ABC website

2011-11-08T00:00:00.000-08:00

So the big question of the day is: Did you vote? The answer should, without question, be YES. You'll no doubt roll your eyes or complain how you're sick of how annoying the political ads are, blaming them for making you not want to vote, but this Birdy is stomping her little foot down and saying: ENOUGH WITH THE EXCUSES. Because there are none. There is no excuse not to vote. No time? Not able to get to the polls? Most states -- Washington in particular -- make it very easy to register for mail-in voting, so you get your ballot mailed to you ahead of time and can study up on the pamphlets and avoid all annoying ads and signs, making your choice in the comfort of your own home and quietly mail it off.

So what if it's local elections and not the big-whammy Presidential election (coming up soon, of course)? Local elections are even more vital for you to have your voice heard because those decisions affect you directly. Money for road projects that may affect your commute. Taxes that could affect your living expenses. If you have children, there may be school-related bonds up for a vote that may give or take away resources. By pretending it doesn't matter, you allow yourself to say you, your family and your own children aren't worth being considered. You gonna stand for those fightin' words?? Be counted. Be considered. It's your Jaunty duty to have your voice heard, regardless of who or what you vote for.

Sure, I'm sick of all the ads, pamphlets and door-to-door campaigning myself, but that doesn't change the fact that I realize not voting pays the biggest disrespect to so many who have fought with their very lives to establish the right and ability for all Americans of all backgrounds, conditions and gender, to have their voice be heard as citizens.

Jaunty Fine Print: information diagram by Denise Sakaki, voting rights information gathered from Wikipedia

2011-11-03T00:00:00.000-07:00

Design darling of the year, Issa, was behind this Inspired look, mostly because I saw this runway photo from this fall's London Fashion Week, and thought of an old printed wrap dress I've had forever. It was something I picked up on a clearance rack years ago and worn it season after season, but liked the layering idea with a turtleneck. And the push towards mixing patterns has been encouraging -- love how old fashion "rules" are getting thrown by the wayside and it's more about doing what suits you best.

To celebrate fall, the Bird is looking forward to wearing this pattern-filled combo, maybe for a cool cocktail at the end of the day: printed wrap dress (clearance rack find at JCPenneys - fancy!), suede boots from The Bay, gray purse from The Limited, brooch is vintage.

Jaunty Fine Print: Jaunty Wardrobe photos by Denise Sakaki, runway photo from London Fashion Week

2011-11-01T00:00:00.000-07:00

One of the best things about having a camera phone is that you can capture little unplanned moments throughout your day, whether it's the color of changing leaves, the way sun shines through the trees, or the design carefully drawn on the foam of a freshly-made latte. This Birdy's favorite season is autumn, without question. And we're in the thick of it, so I'm enjoying every fleeting moment of it when I can. And maybe that's one of the reasons I love fall so much -- it feels like a fast moving transition into winter, where we won't see bright colors for a while, so you take the time to appreciate the sights, sounds and smells of the year as it wanes into its final days.

Some of my favorite fall things include:
Pumpkin spice-everything (lattes, pies, bread, the works!)
No matter how gray the skies are, the color of fall leaves make the day bright
The farmers markets are full of harvest favorites like squash, corn and apples
Tis the season for scaves, coats and jackets
The air feels crisp, cool and clean -- the right way to start the morning

So, what about you? What's your favorite thing about this time of year?

Jaunty Fine Print: photos taken by Denise Sakaki via iPhone and run through Instagram

2011-10-27T00:00:00.000-07:00

Halloween is just around the corner and it got this Birdy's imagination going... what if vampires were real? No, not the kids who wear white face paint, wear long cloaks and lace corsets and moan about the tragedy of human existence -- Goths, not to burst your gothy-bubble, but no, you're not really a member of the undead legion. I'm talking if a vampire really did exist, and more specifically, if the vampire were a female, how would she style herself in these hyper-modern times? I sort of imagined her wardrobe to be a mix of classic pieces with a little modern, gothic touches. In accessories and makeup, that's where a touch of the sublime would live, a decaying sense of time wrapped (or trapped) in something beautiful. No crystal-studded skulls, overt symbols of vampire lore, not even a black cape. Instead, this modern day vampire style queen would glide through the evenings, through candlelit restaurants and late night lounges, dressed in finery that's understated, but with hints of a bold, reckless past. A little rockstar, old world vintage, and a sense of an empire long gone. Something about the Witching Hour that puts this Magpie in a vampy Mood...

Selected pieces include: {1} Pinstripe Floral Tight at Urban Outfitters, {2} Gunmetal Emerald Cocktail Ring by Kenneth Jay Lane, at Thomas Lane, {3} Satin Streamer Dress by Alexander Wang, at Neiman Marcus, {4} Bow-Back Over-the-Knee boot by Valentino, at Bergdorf Goodman, {5} Cape Sleeve Velvet Dress by Giorgio Armani, at Bergdorf Goodman, {6} Peacock Eyelashes by PAPERSELF at Sephora, {7} The Black Palatte by Urban Decay at Sephora, {8} Purple with a Purpose from Opi, {9} Painted Love lipstick by Kat Von D for Sephora, {10} Rhinestone Bib Necklace from Neiman Marcus, {11} Mesh and Suede Platform Bootie by Jimmy Choo, at Neiman Marcus

Jaunty Fine Print: photos taken from shops listed above

2011-10-25T00:00:00.001-07:00

Magpie... Jaunty Magpie. A recent rewatching of some James Bond favorites got this Bird thinking, if 007 were to be restyled as a female secret agent, what would an outfit look like? You want to be one part smooth operator, but not just look like a gal in a tuxedo. I wanted to create an outfit from the Jaunty Wardrobe that was Inspired by the spirit of James Bond, but not just look like a sidekick Bond Girl. While there's no room to stow a Walther PPK, I could at least carry a spare lipstick in a little snakeskin clutch, so really, that's all that matters, right?

For this double-o-mashup, I grabbed my favorite sparkly sequined tank from Express, grey shorts from Macys and blue suede and patent leather booties from Piperlime. The jewelry and clutch were gifts that seemed to fit with this oh-so-groovy look.

Jaunty Fine Print: Jaunty Wardrobe photos by Denise Sakaki, James Bond photo from imdb.com

2011-10-20T00:00:00.000-07:00

It's exciting when bloggers take their passions and blogs to the next level, which can mean any number of things. Blogs are just virtual extensions of ourselves and our best intentions to remedy a world that can seem laden with same-ness. So it's inspiring when someone like Rachel Kim takes her popular fashion blog VueSociety, and reworks it as a unique resource for style advice, trend reports as well as the fashion itself! She recently launched her new site with an online shop full of designers like Boulee, Again and StyleStalker, that are a little tougher to find in the States. The overall style is modern, urban chic. There are fun and edgy statement pieces mixed with everyday staples. She carefully curates her collection, changing them out regularly, so it's good to check back often to see what's new. She's an example of the entrepreneurial spirit that ultimately drives bloggers towards personal success and satisfaction, because really, isn't it everyone's dream to just do what we love?

Rachel is also making sure her online store is fashion with a purpose -- she's partnered with the Bellevue non-profit organization, Washington Women In Need, donating a proceed of her sales. It's a way of being involved in the community at home while being a stylish force in the virtual world.

If you're in the area, mark your calendars, as VueSociety will be involved in the Thread Show on Oct 23rd and the Holiday Bazaar at the Bellevue Club on Nov 5th.

If you just want to go shopping (and who doesn't?), head over to VueSociety and start browsing! I really liked these pieces in particular, but bear in mind, it's like your favorite little boutique shop around the corner, so if you like something, get it now, as it may not be there in a few days! Items featured: {1} dress by Ashby Again Apparel, {2} Staircase Print Leggings, {3} Black Bubble Top, {4} Street Again Apparel, {5} Glam Bangles Set

Jaunty Fine Print: photos from VueSociety online store