THE JERSEY DEVIL

Hot Chick in Burka of the Week

2011-04-12T11:03:00.000-05:00

Look Who's Two & Oh that's Right!

2010-12-06T13:22:00.000-05:00

Rock Out With Your Peacock Out!

I'm Back....

2010-12-01T12:17:00.007-05:00

Mark it Zero Dude!

2009-09-04T21:40:00.002-05:00

Are you living life like a real Lebowski? Or rolling during league play like Walter? Or are you just moving through life in the background like a Donnie?

I have said it once and i will say it again...

2009-09-04T20:55:00.000-05:00

the boys are back in town..be on the look out for some more words of wisdom and some donkey bashing....and that is just like my opinion man!!!!!!!

The Boys are Back in Town

2007-06-28T09:22:00.000-05:00

Warning...when the heat in Jersey gets bad the Jersey Devil comes out of the Pine Barrens to find food, cool beer and women...hide your daughters!

Get with the program...

2007-02-11T23:50:00.000-05:00

I still haven't figured out how to do this new google-y version of shite n onions. How exactly do I invite that gadfly over to my new goog-a-liscous site?

The Simpsonzu by spacecoyote

2007-01-10T08:13:00.000-05:00

See Link in Title for More About this Creepy Picture!

"J" is for Jersey Devil

2007-01-09T17:40:00.000-05:00

Deep Thoughts

2006-12-26T19:13:00.000-05:00

Deep Thoughts............

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

If the police arrest a mime, does he still have the right to remain silent?

Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

If a pit bull humps your leg you’d better fake an orgasm.

Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you’re a twat.

Live every day as if it were your last. Eventually you’ll be right.

The easiest way to find something that’s lost is to buy a replacement.

How come when you open a can of evaporated milk it’s still there?

Why is there only one Monopolies commission?

If a thing is worth doing, it would have been done already.

Guns don't kill people - Husbands who come home early kill people.

Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?

Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic?

Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?

Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

Family Guy quote for Christmas / New Years

2006-12-22T13:24:00.000-05:00

(Lois walks in on Stewie torturing a bully)
Stewie: We're playing house...
Lois: But that kid is all tied up!
Stewie: Roman Polanski's house.

SPC @ NC - Greensboro Tonight, Rock Out With Your Cock Out!!!

2006-12-21T11:25:00.000-05:00

Click Link in Title to Meet the Team

Rock out with your (Pea)cock out...

I have to be honest as I haven't been posting a lot lately here or anywhere else and for no good reason...but it is time to get NCAA basketball season into full swing. The Peacocks and the Pirates are the only two teams that I root for every year. Good or bad. SPC is not a great team after losing Kee Kee (playing in Greece). But the coaches in the MAAC picked them to be the worst team in the conference. They are wrong. With four returning starters in Orta, Sowell, Spann, & Martin the cocks will hang in the MAAC. They won their first game against the Loyola Gayhounds (picked to finish in the middle of the pack) and played a close game with the Marist Red Foxes (who were picked to finish atop the MAAC, and should probably be in the top 25 in the country).

Now they take a break against the MAAC and play two very talented teams on the road. They take on NCG tonight. Last year against NCG they stomped all over them but that was with Kee Kee so I don't know...we'll see as they currently have the same record as SPC but against a much weaker schedule. Next up they take on Florida State. FSU (9-2) is a very very good team. They have already beaten Florida (remember them, they won it all last year and returned their starting five in 2006/2007). Their only two losses this year came against Pitt & Wisconsin, who are two teams ranked in the top ten in the country. FSU probably has one of the best players in NCAA B-ball with Al Thornton. This will be a tough matchup for SPC on their home floor but I like playing tough games against good teams early in the season. It means we'll be ready to play the teams in our own conference who consequently play inferior teams to pad their record.

I'll take a win in one of these games...hopefully. The MAAC is tons stronger than a lot of the experts think so the Peacocks don't have an easy road. But SPC has a young coach in John Dunne (former Louis Orr assistant at SHU) who so far has liked to run and gun (surprising since he was an assistant under Louis Orr). Not to mention the fact that he has brought in some good young players already (also surprising since he used to be an assistant under Louis Orr, a notoriously lazy recruiter). We got a three ball expert in Orta and rebound monsters in Todd Sowell & Tim Spitler who comes off the bench (in the loss to Marist, SPC still won the battle of the boards). In Kevin Spann we have a player who just does it all (see last year's trip to the MAAC tourney championships, where he played as well Keydren). Martin can 'bound and put 'em back in but mainly he is a defensive guy who clogs holes with his big frame. The only guy who gets major action yet I really don't like much is Kinzey Reeves. The guy is seven foot and he takes too many jumpers (and to make it worse a lot of them are for three points!). He's just a big clumsey white guy...if Coach Dunne can get him to move a little closer to the basket that could go a long way.

Saint Peter's College may fall last alphabetically in their conference but they certainly won't finish last this season. Mark my words...they will play deep into the MAAC tournament come March. And when you have a good program with good kids, you never know, maybe we'll dance.

Rock Out with Your Cock Out!

Indeed.

PS - Hey Craicer, how about an SHU preview as we open this NCAA season. It's getting cold but things are sure to be heating up, eh? Bring it!

What lies inside?

2006-11-30T18:37:00.000-05:00

Giving thanks

2006-11-22T01:27:00.000-05:00

Rocky would say "to you it's Thanksgiving, to me it's Thursday." I am posting this on the site of the one and only Jersey Devil in order to welcome him back to the fold, and encourage his beer and whiskey fueled participation. I am not exactly sure what sort of person Abraham Lincoln was, but impressed with him I am. In him, the force must surely have been strong. I could have gone and posted this to my own site, in which case two or perhaps three people may have read it. Instead I chose the mass market; five, maybe even six may read it here!! Dude, your phone is ringing...and it's Abraham Lincoln, delivering the proclamation of Thanksgiving Day as a national holiday. God bless us and God bless America...

The year that is drawing towards its close, has been filled with the blessings of fruitful fields and healthful skies. To these bounties, which are so constantly enjoyed that we are prone to forget the source from which they come, others have been added, which are of so extraordinary a nature, that they cannot fail to penetrate and soften even the heart which is habitually insensible to the ever watchful providence of Almighty God. In the midst of a civil war of unequalled magnitude and severity, which has sometimes seemed to foreign States to invite and to provoke their aggression, peace has been preserved with all nations, order has been maintained, the laws have been respected and obeyed, and harmony has prevailed everywhere except in the theatre of military conflict; while that theatre has been greatly contracted by the advancing armies and navies of the Union. Needful diversions of wealth and of strength from the fields of peaceful industry to the national defence, have not arrested the plough, the shuttle, or the ship; the axe had enlarged the borders of our settlements, and the mines, as well of iron and coal as of the precious metals, have yielded even more abundantly than heretofore.

Population has steadily increased, notwithstanding the waste that has been made in the camp, the siege and the battle-field; and the country, rejoicing in the consciousness of augmented strength and vigor, is permitted to expect continuance of years, with large increase of freedom.

No human counsel hath devised nor hath any mortal hand worked out these great things. They are the gracious gifts of the Most High God, who, while dealing with us in anger for our sins, hath nevertheless remembered mercy.

It has seemed to me fit and proper that they should be solemnly, reverently and gratefully acknowledged as with one heart and voice by the whole American people. I do therefore invite my fellow citizens in every part of the United States, and also those who are at sea and those who are sojourning in foreign lands, to set apart and observe the last Thursday of November next, as a day of Thanksgiving and Praise to our beneficent Father who dwelleth in the Heavens.

And I recommend to them that while offering up the ascriptions justly due to Him for such singular deliverances and blessings, they do also, with humble penitence for our national perverseness and disobedience, commend to his tender care all those who have become widows, orphans, mourners or sufferers in the lamentable civil strife in which we are unavoidably engaged, and fervently implore the interposition of the Almighty Hand to heal the wounds of the nation and to restore it as soon as may be consistent with the Divine purposes to the full enjoyment of peace, harmony, tranquillity and Union.

In testimony whereof, I have hereunto set my hand, and caused the seal of the United States to be affixed.

Done at the city of Washington, this third day of October, in the year of our Lord one thousand eight hundred and sixty-three, and of the independence of the United States the eighty-eighth.

Some Say...

2006-11-21T19:44:00.000-05:00

Some say the Devil is dead and hes buried in Killarney!

Not even purgatory can hold someone from Jersey for long!

Stay tuned the Jersey Devil has returned!!!!

Some old Irish humor (Oh Boy!)

2006-10-18T14:03:00.000-05:00

DATING RITUALS

WHITE WOMEN

First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. < /SPAN>
T hird date : You get to have sex, but only in the missionary position.

IRISH WOMEN

First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

ITALIAN WOMEN

First Date: You take her to a play and a n expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti and meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you and insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together and hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.

JEWISH WOMEN

First Date: You get dynamite head.
Second Date: You get more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.

CHINESE WOMEN

First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner, but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already realized nothing is going to happen.

INDIAN WOMEN

First date: Meet her parents.
Second date : Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.

BLACK WOMEN

First Date:< B> You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date: Y ou get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you

MEXICAN WOMEN

First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later ~ her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but no w looks like a home along the Rio Grande.

The POINT?

DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOMEN?

Family Guy Quote for the Jersey Devil's Birthday

2006-09-27T14:08:00.000-05:00

Peter (when he's hungover):
This sucks worse than that time I went to that museum.
(Flashback to childhood, standing in museum looking at dinosaur skeltons.)
Peter (as a child):
Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

White Russian's on Gadfly

2006-09-25T18:54:00.000-05:00

Hot Dogs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-09-21T12:34:00.000-05:00

http://www.hollyeats.com/HotDogPage.htm

Be Somebody! Do Something with Your Life!

2006-09-12T14:29:00.000-05:00

Dirty Jersey

2006-09-12T14:08:00.000-05:00

NOt for the eyes of children!! There is swearing in this but it's
funny as all hell and you have to read it!

Yeah, I'm from jersey, have been all my life. I'm gonna give you everything about jersey, the good, the bad, and
the ugly.

First... New Jersey people are conceited. It's true. We hate
everyone else. And we think we are better than everyone else. And we never stop talking about how great new jersey is. Then we tell people to "shut the fuck up" when they tell us all we talk about is jersey. I just recently was in the south ... and I can honestly say, that I do think I am better than them. It's not my fault. It's cause I'm from jersey.
My friends and I were the rudest, most obnoxious people there. Everyone just stared at us. Then we saw other rude people, and I asked them where they were from. They said jersey.

Why are New Jersey people self centered? Because we have reason to be.

First of all, some of the most famous people have come from our
state. Just to name A FEW... Frank Sinatra, Bruce Springsteen, Kevin Smith, Whitney Houston, Martha Stewart, Lauryn Hill, Catch 22, Anne Hathaway, Queen Latifa, My Chemical Romance, Bon Jovi, Jack Nicholson, Bruce Willis, The Four Seasons, Danny Devito, Tom Cruise .. and the list Goes on.

Not only do we have famous people, we rank in the top 10 of smartest states every year.

Not only are we smart and famous... we're rich. Bergen, Somerset, Morris, and Hunderton counties rank in the countries top 15 richest counties. And despite the slums of Newark (yes, Newark, not New -ark) and Camden which are some of the countries most dangerous places to live, we have 4 of the top 10 safest cities to live in the US.

And we smell? Yeah, we do. New Jersey smells like ASS. On the
turnpike, between exits 14 and 17. That's like, 5 percent of the
entire state.. Bayonne, Port Newark, and Secaucus. And the surrounding areas. That's it. The majority of the state smells like trees. Because the majority of the state is trees. In fact, three of New Jersey's cities rank in the countries top 10 least polluted cities. So shove it.

New Jersey is ideal. I live 30 minutes away from New York City and 30 minutes away from the famous jersey shore, which by the way is amazing.

You think your beach is better? Fuck you. Why do you think MTV's true life had an episode titled "I'm a Jersey Shore girl." Because it's the best fucking shore in the country. And it's 15 minutes to the nearest mall-- 20 minutes to the next, and a half hour to the next. I just Counted 7 malls within a half hour of my house. Find me another state that has all that to offer.

Yeah, we have accents. Who gives a shit? Everyone has an accent. And no, we don't say "Joisey." We do say "cawfee and tawk." But I can tell you it's a hell of a better accent than you bitches from the south.

And WE can't drive? NO.. YOU can't drive. Like I said before, I
was just in the south. The speed limit sign read: speed limit 60.. minimum 45. WHAT? That's why you people can't drive. Who has a minimum speed limit? New Jersey drivers like pissing other people off solely because of the reputation. This is what we will do... just letting you know...if we see out of state license plates, we'll tailgate your ass. Probably because you're only doing the speed limit and we want to go 20 over. Then, we'll cut you off... and go slow in front of you.
Because we can. And because when you go home you're gonna complain about us. We like it, it doesn't bother us. And that's what we want.

We like fast things. Things move too slow in other states. You can tell that someone's from New Jersey by the way they walk. They walk really fast and have a strut that says "I'm better than you."

Music scene? Amazing. Remember Hunka Bunka?...DJais, and last but definitely not least... TEMPTS!!! Enough said. We also have the best local bands... And the rap scene? I don't know much about that ..but I know it's there. And I know it's good. And obviously the club scene. You don't know club music until you
come into New Jersey... SERIOUSLY.
"We don't pump our gas ... we pump our fists."
Just shut the fuck up until you go to Seaside boardwalk or
Belmar. You'll probably see some of the trashiest, skankiest
girls... and some of the most guido, gelled up hair, armani exchange wearing boys that take too many steroids and have too much sex ... But they are gorgeous and they know how to dance better than anyone you ever met in your life. So yeah, the stereotype that all jersey chicks are trashy, is true ... but only if you go to Seaside. That's pretty much it. The rest of the state is full of confident, beautiful people that speak their mind.

The majority of Jersey people are Italian... or wish they were .And
drink too much beer and smoke too much pot. But, we all love each other. I was at a party the other day and I met these guys that were best friends ... a scene kid, an abercrombie wearing kid, and a ghetto kid. Why? Because we don't give a fuck about labels. Oh yeah and we throw the sickest parties ... in the woods.

What else? Giants, Jets, Nets, and of course the Devils. They're
better than you. So shut the fuck up. And we have more Yankee fans than New York City. Come to jersey with a sox hat on ... I fuckin' dare you!

Hungry? Don't worry. We have 24 hour diners. A million of them. We also have Hoboken which has some of the finest places to eat. And you have not had real Italian food until you come here. Okay? Shut up.

And oh yeah, we say "yo." Often. And "fuck." I don't complain that you say "y'all" so don't complain that I say "yo."

To sum up New Jersey, yeah, most of the stereotypes are true,
probably for about 5 percent of the state. The rest of the state is beautiful.

And yeah, we hate you. We love ourselves. Wanna know why? Because all you bitches hate us. How would you feel if the other 49 states spent all their time talking shit? We deserve to be our own country cause we're that cool.

Ballpark Food

2006-08-10T18:57:00.000-05:00

Ballpark
Fare

By Marty Rosen
Photographs by Dan Dry

Ah! A warm, sultry summer evening, the stands well filled with fans, the home team still in contention. The beer-hawker is working his way up the steps-"Hey! Getchyer cold beer! Hey! Getchyer cold beer here!" You beckon for a couple of frosties, secure the foamy beer cup in the seat's cup holder, and settle back with a tray of sushi, or a vegetarian burrito or a styrofoam bowl of clam chowder. Or maybe a barbecued brisket sandwich, or a couple of deep-fried Rocky Mountain oysters (a manly repast!) or a crisp pierogie.

Yes, you are attending a baseball game. But where are the Coney dogs and brats, the peanuts and Cracker Jack? You can still find the standards at the concession stand, but baseball stadium food purveyors are branching out, responding to the upscale tastes of today's fans. Come with us to explore the expanding menus found at major and minor league ballparks around the country.

Baseball has its share of controversies: bat corking, steroids, Pete Rose, the designated hitter, revenue sharing and the like.

A plate of nachos feels right at home near Slugger Field's home plate.

But last spring, it was a menu change that roiled Yankee Stadium, aroused the ire of traditionalists, and attracted attention from baseball pundits around the world. Specifically, Frito-Lay decided to replace the waxy box in which Cracker Jack had been sold for a century with a plastic bag. The management at Yankee Stadium cried foul, and ejected Cracker Jack from the arena, replacing it with an item called Crunch 'n Munch. Never mind that Frito-Lay, which bought Cracker Jack in 1997, could be construed as the culprit here, or that a package of Crunch 'n Munch doesn't include a prize (let's face it, the Cracker Jack prizes haven't exactly been collectible the last decade or so). For baseball fans, dumping Cracker Jack was tantamount to doing away with the seventh inning stretch or allowing major leaguers to use aluminum bats. So the fans at Yankee Stadium gave this plan a rowdy Bronx cheer, and in June, after an enormous fan outcry, Cracker Jack was returned to its rightful place (though not its rightful price: in major league parks, it's not unusual to pay five or six bucks for a box of Cracker Jack).

The Cracker Jack controversy was a powerful lesson about the symbolic importance of ballpark food (not to mention being an interesting lesson in the power of branding).

For Americans - and for international tourists visiting the United States - ballpark food goes to the very essence of our "foodways": beer, hot dogs, peanuts and Cracker Jack have furnished the culinary backdrop for ballgames for a century, and, overpriced or not, nearly everyone feels young at heart when slathering yellow mustard, onions and relish on a steamed dog, and devouring it while watching the boys of summer.

In some parts of the country, those core traditions are driving forces. In Los Angeles, for instance, home of the Dodger Dog, 1.6 million hot dogs are sold each season. Wrigley Field and Yankee Stadium aren't far behind, selling 1.5 and 1.3 million dogs respectively. And of course those Chicago dogs have to reflect local dog culture, so in Wrigley, that means tomato, neon-green relish, yellow mustard, celery salt and cucumbers and a seeded bun (with absolutely no ketchup). And the hottest spot for inter-league wiener rivalries may be Chicago, where escalating dog wars have reached the point where U.S. Cellular Field, home of the Chicago White Sox, now offers no fewer than eight different kinds of sausages. In the park's upscale Stadium Club, diners can go beyond dogs, choosing from a menu that includes calamari, dim sum and wok-seared garlic prawns.

New York City is much the same: Shea and Yankee stadiums battle over whose dog will reign supreme. Shea serves up Hebrew Nationals, Strikly Kosher dogs and all-beef Kahn's wieners. George Steinbrenner isn't to be outdone, though: his customers dine on Glatt kosher dogs, Hebrew Nationals, and the legendary Nathan's hot dogs, revered for their natural casings and toothsome bite.

Looking beyond the expected hot dog culture at ball parks, we find that idiosyncratic regional food traditions result in concession stand specialties that vary considerably from, say, Texas, to the Midwest to New England. Catch the Texas League San Antonio Missions, for instance, and you may be chowing down on a chili-laden burrito; at Slugger Field in Louisville, you'll find fried bologna sizzling on the grill; at Boston's Fenway Park, you can dine on chowder from the famous local Legal Seafood restaurants. In Cleveland, the offerings include potato and cheese dumplings; in Montreal, French-Canadian culture is represented by artery-clogging poutine, French fries sprinkled with cheese curd and smothered in gravy. San Francisco's SBC Park has long been noted for its more aromatic (and presumably somewhat lighter) garlic fries.

A team of hot dogs and sausages sizzle at Slugger Field.

Slugger Field is also home to a trove of other traditional goodies: nachos, soft pretzels, elephant ears sprinkled with generous quantities of sugar, and of course the ubiquitous Cracker Jack.

In recent years, though, those traditional and regional favorites have been supplemented as ballparks around the country upped the culinary ante with offerings geared to increasingly sophisticated palates. That's not surprising in cities like San Francisco or Seattle, but even in the heartland the menu is shifting. In Pittsburgh, the Pirates have been vending sushi and Caesar salads for years.

Even minor league parks are part of this trend. Fans at Slugger Field, for instance, can opt not only for traditional ballpark fare, they can also find, not at the game itself, but nestled within the friendly confines of the stadium's concourse, casual fare and micro-brewed beer at Browning's. And if they have an appetite for upscale dining, last spring Anoosh Shariat, one of Louisville's most highly respected chefs, took over the culinary reins at Park Place on Main, another restaurant located on the concourse side of the stadium, where diners can opt for foie gras, lobster mango salad or maple sugar-cured bison accompanied by blackened Hawaiian prawns. Just a few steps away from the crack of the bat diners can find, before or after the game, world-class cuisine, and a wine list that would be quite at home in any major league city.

And perhaps the most surprising trend is the increasing availability of vegetarian food. In Milwaukee, for instance, a center of sausage culture, the Brewers have added soy-based veggie dogs to their 2004 menu.

But other places go even further. PETA, the animal rights organization, each year gives ballparks a "vegetarian-friendly" rating. In 2004, Cleveland topped the list, for its assortment of veggie wraps, pierogies, bean burritos, knishes, vegetarian sushi and the like. The Toronto Blue Jays' SkyDome was recognized for its vegetarian subs, burgers and hot-dogs, and the Oakland Athletics' Network Associates Coliseum for its its gourmet Portobello mushroom sandwich.

Ballpark Menu Highlights

Take a tour of ballpark menu highlights from around the country.

Arlington, Texas
Every little burg in Texas seems to have six or seven smokehouses and barbecue pits, serving up everything from barbecued longhorn and rattlesnake meat to shredded armadillo. In The Ballpark, home of the Rangers, it's smoked brisket.

Atlanta
Media entrepreneur Ted Turner raises bison on his Montana ranch that furnishes the meat for Turner Stadium's bison burgers and bison dogs.

Boston
The Red Sox may be suffering from the curse of the Bambino, but die-hard fans can take comfort in Legal Seafoods chowder-no substitute for a World Series, but sweet consolation nonetheless.

Chicago
In addition to the dogs, the White Sox cater to their burgeoning Latino fan base with a Mexican cantina in the outfield.

Skyline Chili's cheese coneys served up at Cincinnati's Great American Ballpark.

Cincinnati
Like barbecue, chili comes in a multitude of regional variations. In Cincinnati, chili spices are influenced by Greek traditions, creating a distinctive style that's immediately recognizable to any aficionado. Skyline Chili is one of the principal proponents of the Cincy-style, and the not-so-humbly-named Great American Ballpark, home of the Reds, dishes up Skyline's cheese coneys to thousands of fans: it's a dog on a steamed bun, slathered with chili, mustard, diced onions and shredded cheddar cheese.

Cleveland
Pierogies are the highlight at Jacobs Field, home of the Cleveland Indians. And where most parks offer nothing but bright yellow mustard, Jacobs Field has long offered up a pungent brown mustard called Bertman's Ballpark Mustard. (Art Modell has long been reviled by Cleveland fans not only for moving the Browns to Baltimore, but for replacing Bertman's with a different brand of mustard.)

Denver
Coors Field is a ballpark in more ways than one; it may be the only stadium in the country that includes Rocky Mountain oysters on the menu.

Detroit
The fastest way to get a food fight started in Detroit is to start talking about Coney Islands (chili dogs in the rest of America). At Comerica Park, home of the Tigers, the Coneys come from a Leo's Coney Island stand.

Houston
In 2000, the Houston Astros moved from the Astrodome to Minute Maid Park, a place with real grass and actual sunlight. But you don't have to restrict yourself to juice: check out Sheriff Blaylock's Chili Parlor or barbecue from Maverick's Smoke House.

Kansas
Food pundit and political poet Calvin Trillin popularized Kansas City as a barbecue mecca a couple of decades ago, so it's no surprise that in the home of big band swing, the Royals' Kauffman Stadium serves up nationally renowned Gates Barbecue.

Los Angeles
Tommy Lasorda didn't ruin his girlish figure on sushi and Caesar salads, more likely it was the famous (some might say infamous) Dodger Dog, always cooked on a grill, never subjected to the nefarious steam and water most baseball dogs are heir to.

Miami
Pro Player Stadium, home of the Florida Marlins, is smack dab in the middle of expat Cuban culture, so it's not surprising that the drink offerings include Cuban Coffee, a high-impact brew that will give you a definite case of the seventh inning jitters. And Pro Player also offers Cuba's signature dish, the Cuban sandwich of roast pork, cheese, pickles and ever-so-crusty bread.

Milwaukee
It's sausage here-brats with red sauce. And though Food & Dining Magazine beer columnist Roger Baylor will beg to differ, can anyone deny that the home of the Brewers is the epicenter of the American beer business, if not beer culture?

Montreal
The Expos announcers call the balls and strikes in French, of course, and Olympic Stadium, in addition to poutine, offers the famous Montreal viande fumé (smoked meat), which will knock the socks off anyone who's gotten weary of mediocre corned beef and pastrami.

Philadelphia
At the Phillies' brand new Citizens Bank Park, which just opened for the 2004 season, you can find several varieties of cheesesteak, including one made by the justly renowned Geno's; look closely, and you might even find some scrapple.

Pittsburgh
At Pittsburgh's PNC Park, home of the Pirates, the cheesesteak comes with a layer of coleslaw. If you prefer, Benkovitz's fish sandwiches, a long-time local favorite, are also available in the park.

San Diego
PETCO Park, home of the Padres, is noted for selling some fine fish tacos. And if you need something heftier, former Padres pitcher Randy Jones has a barbecue stand in the park.

Mark It Zero

2006-07-28T15:51:00.000-05:00

The Best Places to Live

2006-07-17T17:31:00.000-05:00

The best places to live
Good schools, low crime, pretty views. See the No. 1 U.S. city.

Rank / City / Population

1 Fort Collins, CO 128,000
2 Naperville, IL 141,600
3 Sugar Land, TX 75,800
4 Columbia/Ellicott City, MD 159,200
5 Cary, NC 106,400
6 Overland Park, KS 164,800
7 Scottsdale, AZ 226,000
8 Boise, ID 193,200
9 Fairfield, CT 57,800
10 Eden Prairie, MN 60,600
11 Plano, TX 250,100
12 Eagan, MN 63,700
13 Olathe, KS 112,100
14 West Bloomfield , MI 65,000
15 Richardson, TX 99,200
16 Gilbert, AZ 178,100
17 Parsippany-Troy Hills, NJ 51,600
18 Santa Clarita, CA 172,500
19 Carrollton, TX 124,700
20 Henderson, NV 232,100
21 Bellevue, WA 117,100
22 Newton, MA 83,200
23 Sandy, UT 89,700
24 Westminster, CO 105,100
25 Ann Arbor, MI 113,300
26 Rockville, MD 57,400
27 Coral Springs, FL 128,800
28 Edison, NJ 100,500
29 Farmington Hills, MI 80,200
30 Boca Raton, FL 86,600
31 Livermore, CA 78,400
32 Wayne, NJ 55,200
33 Fishers, IN 57,200
34 Folsom, CA 65,600
35 Simi Valley, CA 118,700
36 Waukesha, WI 67,700
37 Sterling Heights, MI 128,000
38 Orem, UT 89,700
39 O'Fallon, MO 69,700
40 Norman, OK 101,700
41 Layton, UT 61,800
42 Rancho Cucamonga, CA 149,200
43 Reston, VA 60,000
44 Lee's Summit, MO 80,300
45 Orland Park, IL 55,500
46 Stamford, CT 121,100
47 Cherry Hill, NJ 71,800
48 Round Rock, TX 86,300
49 Ramapo, NY 112,500
50 Middletown, NJ 67,800
51 Pembroke Pines, FL 151,700
52 Edmond, OK 74,900
53 Madison, WI 221,600
54 Blaine, MN 54,100
55 Aurora, IL 168,200
56 Rio Rancho, NM 66,600
57 Appleton, WI 70,200
58 Denton, TX 104,200
59 Chesapeake, VA 219,000
60 Lincoln, NE 239,200
61 Longmont, CO 81,800
62 North Richland Hills, TX 61,100
63 Hillsboro, OR 84,500
64 Cedar Rapids, IA 123,100
65 League City, TX 61,500
66 Broken Arrow, OK 86,200
67 Rochester, MN 95,000
68 Mentor, OH 51,500
69 Fargo, ND 90,700
70 Mount Pleasant, SC 57,900
71 West Des Moines, IA 52,800
72 Santa Fe, NM 64,200
73 The Woodlands, TX 67,600
74 Iowa City, IA 62,900
75 Hoover, AL 67,500
76 Columbia, MO 91,800
77 Bismarck, ND 57,400
78 Cranston, RI 81,600
79 Beaverton, OR 85,800
80 Bloomington, IL 69,700
81 Miramar, FL 106,600
82 Warren, MI 138,000
83 Warwick, RI 87,200
84 Murfreesboro, TN 86,800
85 Oshkosh, WI 63,500
86 Bend, OR 67,200
87 Nashua, NH 87,300
88 Bethlehem, PA 73,100
89 Portland, ME 63,900
90 Fayetteville, AR 66,700

Hot Chick in Burka of the Week

2006-07-10T17:52:00.000-05:00

I know, I know...it's hard to tell if this chick is really hot or not but I bet it's hot being buried and all. I mean, this doesn't look like the fun kind of being buried popular culture would like to point out to us at every turn where the kids bury Daddy up to his neck in beach sand and feed him ice cream. She might have suggested this very thing would be fun and all the guys were so outraged and turned on that they decided it would be best to just kill her.

Anyway, I stole this pic from a site called Dive Desk linked in the title or here.
Dive Desk would like to remind everyone that "Not all mosques are jihadi, but all jihadis come from a mosque!" and "think about it."

PS - "that's just like, your opinion, man."

THE JERSEY DEVIL

Hot Chick in Burka of the Week

Look Who's Two & Oh that's Right!

I'm Back....

Mark it Zero Dude!

I have said it once and i will say it again...

The Boys are Back in Town

Get with the program...

The Simpsonzu by *spacecoyote*

"J" is for Jersey Devil

Deep Thoughts

Family Guy quote for Christmas / New Years

SPC @ NC - Greensboro Tonight, Rock Out With Your Cock Out!!!

What lies inside?

Giving thanks

Some Say...

Some old Irish humor (Oh Boy!)

Family Guy Quote for the Jersey Devil's Birthday

White Russian's on Gadfly

Hot Dogs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Be Somebody! Do Something with Your Life!

Dirty Jersey

Ballpark Food

Mark It Zero

The Best Places to Live

Hot Chick in Burka of the Week

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