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		<title>You know when you’re getting o…</title>
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		<title>Grocery Shopping</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 11:45:40 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>He passed the Mother again in the candy aisle. Of course, the little girl began to shout for candy. When she was told she couldn&#8217;t have any, she began to cry. The mother said, &#8220;There, there, Ellen, don&#8217;t cry. Only two more aisles to go, and then we&#8217;ll be checking out.&#8221;</p>
<p>The man again happened to be behind the pair at the check-out, where, amidst the beeps of the <a href="http://www.posguys.com/">barcode scanner</a>, the little girl immediately began to clamour for gum and burst into a terrible tantrum upon discovering there would be no gum purchased today. The mother patiently said, &#8220;Ellen, we&#8217;ll be through this check out stand in five minutes, and then you can go home and have a nice nap.&#8221;</p>
<p>The man followed them out to the parking lot and stopped the woman to compliment her. &#8220;I couldn&#8217;t help noticing how patient you were with little Ellen&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<p>The mother broke in, &#8220;My little girl&#8217;s name is <a class="zem_slink" href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0058849/" title="Tammy (TV series)" rel="imdb">Tammy</a>&#8230; I&#8217;m Ellen.&#8221; </p>
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