The J-Server Podcast

Episode 45: A shameless ‘your mother’

dsvella — Sun, 06 Jun 2010 20:46:21 +0000

An extremely late hello gentlemen, after something in the region of half a year, we’ve decided to come back and do another podcast. Call it a new series or something, but we’re back with more meaningless discussion and actually some seriousness. Featuring DSVella, CloakRaider, Paddytehpyro and Neo_Prophet, discussions range from the cool thing that prophet has that makes him sound like a robot, to DRM and other topics of the day.

Enjoy.

Alteran Link

Direct link to Episode 45

Anniversary Special! Episode 43: Tazing An Old Woman

imperialcreed — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 11:04:08 +0000

Welcome to this, the very special* anniversary episode of the Java Server podcast.

The website turned one year old as of yesterday, and amongst the usual news and gaming views we reminisce a little about the podcast of yore and how we all got to know each other. There’s also plenty of listener questions answered and community news to boot, so get listening.

The local stream:

The back up stream:

Download the podcast directly by right-clicking on this here text.

Download the show notes.

*Totally not that special

Episode 42: Lack of Posting POSTPONED

dsvella — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 19:12:20 +0000

**EPISODE HAS BEEN EDITED AGAIN**

So I have been a bit on the busy side and i am sorry to say the site has suffered. I will be mocking up a out takes special soon to be able make it all better. At least I hope so.

The Show:

[Audio=http://www.alteranlabs.co.uk/jserver/Episode%2042_mk2.mp3]

The direct download from Alteran

The news:

Red faction getting the DLC treatment

Moar womenz in gameing

www.piratebay.com <— now legit

ME1 DLC? maybe

No LAN in SCII due to piracy

ID Bethesda stuff going down

‘Method in the madness’ L4D 1 & 2 DLC issues

Episode 41: Kitty or Beard? YOU DECIDE!

dsvella — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 19:16:57 +0000

Yes kittens are happening in this podcast.

[Audio=http://www.alteranlabs.co.uk/jserver/EP_41.mp3]

The direct download

As of posting the alteran server is not responding so watch this space.

News will go here when things are working

Tweakage

imperialcreed — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 14:27:47 +0000

Creed here. I’m going to be making a few tweaks and changes to the site in the next day or two. Nothing drastic you understand. You may have already seen some of the updates like our new banner.

Stay tuned!

Episode 40: Not Unlike Your Mother

dsvella — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 13:03:35 +0000

For the first time in a while we have a full crew so strap in for some professional podcasting! (Ha! – Creed, Sarcasm Ed)

As you may expect the main news of the week is E3 so we are all about upcoming games. Our wit is sharp and the banter is plentiful. We get through a whole bunch of questions too, so there’s plenty of podcast here for you to enjoy. (And you WILL enjoy it – Creed, Threatening Ed)

Behold! The direct link for download from our archive.

[Audio=http://www.alteranlabs.co.uk/jserver/Episode40.mp3]

Rough running order is as follows…

The news!

L4D 2

TF2 current analysis

E3:

Sod it, no one reads this bit anyway…

Episode 39: A Cunning Plan

dsvella — Mon, 18 May 2009 13:56:30 +0000

OK so I might be the host of this podcast but i am in now way taking responsibility for this one. This is going all over the place. I have also decided not to edit Cloak and Luka due to me allowing them to drop themselves in their own mess.

So as I wash my hands of this podcast enjoy!

[Audio=http://www.alteranlabs.co.uk/jserver/Episode%2039.mp3]

The podcast

The news!

Richard G suing NCsoft for $24m

3D realms finally dies a slow and tragic death.

E3 going ahead despite supposed epicdemic.

Broken steel is.

2K has a serious case of jumping gun.

Sniper is next in line for an update

EA: PC becoming worlds largest games platform!

Sony is involved in organized crime

Random Linkage:

Volcano Conkers

Dangerous High School Girls In Trouble!

Quarantine for space travelers

Meet the spy

How to talk like a pirate

Episode 38: L4D Special UPDATE

dsvella — Sat, 02 May 2009 14:13:12 +0000

*UPDATE*

Uncut ver of the podcast can now be found in the links on the right. WARNING this thin is about 90mins and 90 MB.

*UPDATE ENDS*

OK we were meant to get a proper podcast going but to be honest we wanted to play some L4D instead. So we did. And we sucked. The following is the highlights of that thing.

Episode 38

Now I know one of you has already requested the unedited ver. Now I am willing to post it but there are a few things I would like to say about it first. 1, Its about 90 minutes long. 2, Its huge, about 50MB. So if you guys want said file i’ll post but not on the podcast feed. Comment or bug me on steam and i’ll do it.

The suggestions.

dsvella — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 11:49:28 +0000

For those of you who don’t know the CSC form (linked on the right) has a section under Board Index ‹ CSC Specific ‹ CSC Discussion, called the Podcast Suggestions Thread. We have been giving it a look over and there are a few things we would like to answer.

The G writes:

“Somewhere for non CSC forum members to be able to post their questions.”

That’s not a problem, the questions can be posted on the comments thread of each episode. They are approved by either Creed or Vella (we have a small problem with spam on the site) so we are bound to see it. You also don’t have to be registered with WordPress to do it.

The Community writes:

“More of this guy!”

We would hope that anyone receiving recommendations from other users to be on the podcast are flattered but in terms of getting them on the podcast we need to see them on line. If you want to be on the podcast that’s no problem but some members of the crew have their own preferences for guests (Hypno <3 Rusky). We will be keeping a close eye on the threads and people’s suggestions (and comments posted here) and we will endeavor to give you what you want.

The G writes:

“Updates on the performance of the J-Team and J-Cats while they are in the ED league. Maybe little chats with one of the players on how the match went?”

No problem, if you can point to someone who can give a good report our way. (Creed’s note: We may be a bit late to act on this…)

Anything else? If so post just reply on the thread or post a comment here.

Cheers,

The J-Server Podcast Team

Episode: 37 Breastophone!

dsvella — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 17:02:52 +0000

We are back with cursing, insults and boobs! Welsh, Hypno and a new guest of Dr. Dick (aka Mia V) join us as we shoot the breeze. The audio quality is not the best as we had to use a lower grade recorder. We will be back to our stellar standards next time.

**UPDATED SHOW NOTES WITH PORN AND SEX**

Now for the boobs:

Direct Download from Alteran

[Audio=http://www.alteranlabs.co.uk/jserver/Episode%2037.mp3]

episode-37

We didn’t have any questions this week so make sure to post some in the forums.

The news!

Big huge games gets smaller

In-game shots of D3

Bliz working on a new game but we dont know what

Eidos shareholders vote square

Mass effect footage showing some stuff

More than 2.5 million people have fought the zombie apocalypse

More females in the PCGaming scene

The Random Linkage:

OK so i was supposed to link some of the stuff i said i would. So i shall. a little late i know but its better than not doing it:

The gun porn:

This is what DSVella thought was gun porn

This is what Hypno says is gun porn

This is the site we found dedicated to more DSVella’s kind of gun porn

This is Hypno’s rifle

The L4D stuff:

Louis and bill doing the nasty < This is not safe for anyone you have been warned.

Louis and Zoey doing the nasty < This is not safe for work but it much nicer than the above.