'The Junk' with Lamont and Dave (comedy podcast)

The Junk #11 - Greatest Bits Volume 1

lamont@lamontanddave.com (lamontanddave.com) — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 00:44:31 PDT

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You demanded it, so here it is - our first collection of fan favorites, including a brand new classic:

What if Microsoft built your house...
Lamont explains why some Mexicans aren't getting the dishes done
Dinner with the Presidential candidates
How to maintain a mail order bride
What to do if you're filthy rich and your new, hot wife wants kids
If you need a black actor, don't call Lamont
Officer Shaq goes undercover
Why Dave isn't allowed near dwarves

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The Junk #10 - Will You Be My Latin Friend?

lamont@lamontanddave.com (lamontanddave.com) — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 01:02:32 PDT

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Is Juan Valdez a media whore?
What wouldn't your girl do for a diamond?
Dave explains how he got a Latin friend
Lamont helps straight men shop at Bed Bath & Beyond
Why you should bring vinegar on your next date
Lamont reveals the secret to martial arts

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The Junk #9 - Ghettonomics

lamont@lamontanddave.com (lamontanddave.com) — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 06:19:49 PDT

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Should poor minorities subsidize rich whites?
Why Dave will work weekends to buy an organic carrot.
Kobe Bryant has a condom with your name on it!
Revolutionary new birth control idea for the wealthy.
Carlos Mencia is a thief.
Play along - can you name all the working black actors in Hollywood?
India loves dysentery!

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The Junk #8 - Fear of a Chinese Planet

lamont@lamontanddave.com (lamontanddave.com) — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 02:45:55 PDT

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Dave visits an exhibit of dismembered, naked Chinese prisoners...and marvels at their genitals.
Learn why Dave plans to raise his kids on porridge.
Lamont gives a vagina anthropology lesson. Kids, take notes.
Why Lamont hates lawyers.
Why are Chicago cops beating up hot bartenders?
Dave discusses his performance review.
New dating site for HOT people.
Advice on how to manage your mail order bride.

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The Junk #7 - Maiden Men

lamont@lamontanddave.com (lamontanddave.com) — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 02:34:28 PDT

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Get your hot Lebanese ho's here!
When exactly does an Italian wife take her beating?
Lamont left his balls in San Francisco.
Imagine if Microsoft build houses...
Can porking your officemates cure obesity?
A day in the life of a Mexican "guest worker".

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The Junk #6 - Jet Li Timberlake

lamont@lamontanddave.com (lamontanddave.com) — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 02:16:23 PDT

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Where's the Asian Justin Timberlake?
A pregnant Lamont makes his presidential endorsement.
Are cars in New York killing the stupid?
Bring a condom to your book club meeting!
Why no one can handle J. Lo's booty.
Lamont and Dave brainstorm ideas for new movies for black audiences.
What can Joan Rivers do for our country?

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The Junk #5 - Real Men Wear Skirts

lamont@lamontanddave.com (lamontanddave.com) — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 01:37:48 PDT

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In this episode we'll answer the following:

Is Lithuania Putin's little crack whore?
Can malls kill Jesus?
Why is Lamont not smarter than a 5th grader?
Why does Lamont plan to handcuff himself to someone called "Survivorman"?
Does knowing way too much about women's heals automatically make you gay?
Is Demi Moore forcing your 12 year old daughter to have sex?
And, who is going to take care of Dave's retarded kids?

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The Junk #4 - Crapalicious (REMOVED)

lamont@lamontanddave.com (lamontanddave.com) — Tue, 13 Mar 2007 22:08:22 PDT

This episode has been retired because of recording quality issues.

Here's what you'll never hear:

Can Iran run on cooch-a-watts?.
Should Dave tuck or untuck?
Find out why are Lamont's sheets are yellow.
A horrible childhood can explain a lot.
Lamont learns about romance from Mr. Bean.
Learn why hookers should not do IT support.
Is there really a college for the retarded?
Speaking of college, how does a professor get some nookie?
War: are Jews just in it for the catering?

The Junk #3 - So Damn Phallic

lamont@lamontanddave.com (lamontanddave.com) — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 01:25:30 PDT

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Lamont explains why chimps and humans may be ready to date.
Ray Fiennes gets laid on a plane and Lamont and Dave fume with jealousy.
How gay is Greek tradition?
Dave is going to a very gay concert...with a man.
Dave ponders the minority phallus.
Can a poor man attract women with sweat alone? Lamont laments the good old days of attraction.

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The Junk #2 - The Frightened Midget

lamont@lamontanddave.com (lamontanddave.com) — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 01:13:27 PDT

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Lamont and Dave advise rappers on how to get "street cred".
Dave lays down a shocking confession that should make any dwarf quiver with fear.
Why Dave thinks the country is not ready for a black president.
The tragedy of war...and Lamont's amazing analogy.

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The Junk #1 - Sloppy Genesis

lamont@lamontanddave.com (lamontanddave.com) — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 00:11:54 PDT

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The show rockets out of the womb, placenta still attached.
Meet Lamont and Dave, who pay their disrespects to Anna Nicole.
Why Muhammed Ali is not David Blaine.
You'll learn why Shaquille O'Neal might not make a convincing little girl.
Why does Lamont plan to raise lesbian daughters?

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lamont@lamontanddave.com (lamontanddave.com) — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 22:55:32 PDT

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