the L.A doll

NOT A JOKE

2011-11-09T02:13:00.000-08:00

Ayee this site really, really, really works. Like really works. Lol! Some of these free giveaway sites requires u to sign up for like a hundred different shit n pay as well, but not this one, It's easy, like seriously. I'm getting my iPad 2. Since I love all my viewers I wanna give you my most dearest secrest.... ---> here it is.. <--- I'm telling you, you can get Apple products, honor the late Steve Jobs.

Yeaaaaaaaas! Will be returning with some sexy G-shocks in a minute!

Muahhhh!

Amber Fucking Cole

2011-10-19T14:07:00.000-07:00

Are we done talking about Amber Cole yet? No? Ok.

People need to give this 14 year old girl a rest. Like dammnnn. Do you think it's unusual for girls that age to be performing sexual acts? Unfortunately, it's not! Idk y tf she wanted to give this guy a blow job outside of school AND in front of two other guys, but that fucked up scenario her mom and dad can take care of. Not the entire world, lol.

LEAVE AMBER COLE ALOOOOONEEEE!!!!!!!! Lmaooo yall remember Chris Crocker's crazy ass?

HOW TO LOVE

2011-09-22T15:40:00.000-07:00

Speaking of the VMA's... Lil Wayne is sus for that emotionless performance of How To Love. This song is a great song with a deep meaning for women with no real father figure in their life. In my opinion. He was straight up playing around with the song until he could take his shirt off and show off his m-fkn skinny ass jeans, lol. That dude is crazy I'm telling u.

How To Love shows a lot of love from Weezy. This girl with insecurities and flaws from her past is beautiful and one of a kind in his eyes. This just got me thinking... Lil Wayne who got like 4 baby momas and only God knows how many females below his belt, gon teach us how to love? Lol, aight Weezy, bring it.

Say what you want about him though, Lil Wayne is filthy rich, has mad power and produces sick beats, I'm the one that needs to sit the fuck down.

Idk about this.

BEYONCÉ BANG BABY BOOM

2011-09-22T15:29:00.000-07:00

Did you catch the VMA's? I did, I was in that bitch! Got the honor to watch these amazing artists perform and accept awards at the Nokia Theatre. Most remarkable that spread across the globe faster than the light was the news of Beyoncé's baby belly of course. The whole performance with 'Love On Top' was just AMAZING! Jay-Z looked happy af in the audience. Well congrats, this power couple is going to race a power kid. U know in the style of Will and Jada? Born to be a star.

Fairy tale...

NO SEX, NO LOVE FOR TEYANA

2011-01-11T00:12:00.000-08:00

It appears as tho Teyana Taylor got dumped by Brandon Jennings for not giving him what he apparently needed. Damnn Brandon, you did realize you just dumped Teyana fucking Taylor? Your loss man...

20 year old Teyana tweeted

"I guess being a virgin these days is not it cause a b!tch just got dumped."

Followed by tweets of encouraging songs, ending with the tweet

"#MovingOn but I will never stop respecting myself and wat I'm worth."

HELL YES Teyana!

Teyana Taylor is still a virgin and I give her all the cred in the world for that. That's some serious self respect and self discipline. How do you control yourself T? Please do share.

Let's see if the two really split or if they could work through this "issue", (it really shouldn't be an issue).

I do feel Brandon tho... Hell, I couldn't keep my hands of Teyana ;)

How would yall do in this kind of relationship? If your bfriend/gfriend didn't wanna give it up? Would you wait?

Note... At the very same time Brandon is tweeting some random ass tweets as if he is high on life. Dude, fucks wrong with you?

Note 2... Teyana deleted em tweets. Well, split or no split? ;) Dont be too hasty now boys n girls... Once you tweet it it's on! PR stunt perhaps? Brandon is trying to reach 100 k followers? Nice oneeeee...

Deuces.

BIG SEAN @ EL REY 01/07/11

2011-01-08T17:16:00.000-08:00

Chris Brown, Wiz Khalifa, Tyga, YG, Warren G, Teyana Taylor... mannn who wasn't in L.A to tiu last night?

Isn't Breezy a real cutie. Wonder what he has in his backpack... What do yall think? And Teyana... don't get me started. Shes fyyyyyyyne.

Deuces.

PINK FRIDAY

2011-01-07T23:37:00.000-08:00

Real men wear pink. Right? Lmfao. Fucc yea they do! Umm......

Well, it would be a shock seeing a guy walking down Slauson with pink on their arm but hey, then at least it's a goddamn G-SHOCK.

These babies are one more pink than the other... For us ladies we have the Baby G... Iunno tho, the blue and the pink together is too much. This doll is kinda thirsty for pink Classic. All black and BAM... pink statement.

DW6900CS-4 Classic $89


DW6900CB-8 $99

BG1006SA-4A

Do any of you have balls big enough to wear em?

Deuces.

FLY x ROCKY x GGI/IMG

2011-01-07T23:12:00.000-08:00

Aight so I first discovered Ophishal Flyboy and Rocky Diamonds many months ago. Their beats were fresh, their online promo was off the chain and they seemed to stick together. Their lil family along with their fans. Musicians wouldn't be able to call being a musician a job if it wouldn't be for their fans, glad to see thee youngstas realizing the importance of that at the early stage. Cause these two have been signed to GGI/IMG records so stage two is about to begin. Yall ready?

Yall heard the term 'self made millionaire' right? If you as I have watched them from start, to now... you would agree that these artists are self made. They are so damn ambitious, and that ambition and talent deserves attention. As I mentioned with Jawan it sucks when real talent doesn't get the promo they deserve, so I really hope Rocky and Fly does. It's jus fo real been a damn trip watching these two climb their way up, up, up... LEEGGOOOO!!

I wonder if they ever cracked up making this last video n had to start over again... n again... n again... lol.

A lil piece of Minnesota is blasting its way thru my chevy speakers in Los Angeles.

Deuces.

NYE LAS VEGAS 2010/2011

2011-01-07T03:46:00.000-08:00

Vegas was PACKED this new years. On Dec 31 the I-5 N was actually shut down. Wowzer. All bad for them acting on impulse... like ME. Woke up on new years eve and thought that I'd fuck with Vegas. But nah, road closed. Wtf. All bad, cause Vegas was poppin.

The hova Jay-Z played a gig at Marquee nightclub at The Cosmopolitan for $1 million. Ballin'. Kanye West and Rihanna also did performances, as well as the wifey Beyoncé. A beautiful performance of Halo with Chris martin. This woman. It's crazy. Other stars were J.Lo from the block with her hubby, Cassie, Diddy, 50 cent, Cameron Diaz, John Mayer and mooore. It's crazy how packed it was.

Rihanna's red hair is poppin. Kanye's jeans jacket is not.

This dress is gorgeous on queen B.

Love the fact that Jay is actually drinking from a gigantic golden bottle, lol. Riri seems to be a bad ass party bitch from other events I've seen her on. Would love to party with her. Cause baby.. I'm a rockstar too. ;)

Deuces.

KUSH & ORANGE JUICE

2011-01-07T03:20:00.000-08:00

What's the drive right now? - Weed.

Lmfao. Gotta love Wiz. Here talking bout success, his fans, drive, influences, Pittsburgh and of course a lil of the goodie kush. Imma check out with Wiz right now, and go up, up, up... Pass me the blunt will you?

Deuces.

HOLLA EUROPE

2011-01-07T03:14:00.000-08:00

Well damn I got em viewers checking in from Sweden. Nice to exchange dis n dat in between bloggers. Holla at Bryan Massa aka Mr Do it 4 the Ladies. ;) Aye boi let us see what you got then lol. Got that music in the bag already, and seem to be on top of his game in football....or is it soccer... Ight ight ight not getting started with that discussion. Anyways this the matchmaker between lil Romeo and Kenza. Tough couple to start off with, being half the world away from each other and all lol.

But this mayne doesn't seem o be a rookie so translate the blog and you can catch some of that Swedish swag yall.

Deuces.

AUDIO ABUSE

2011-01-06T23:01:00.000-08:00

Cred to Audiopush for making real sweet music. Fa real tho. I'm a L.A doll, only fucks with la lol, however, tomorrow I might step outside my boundaries to go see PriceTag and Oktane with The R3jectz, and more for a performance. Seriious going tho? He got em nice beats up his sleeves.

Make sure yall got your cat daddy on point. ;)

Tomorrow night babes! 399 N. D St San Bernardino Ca 92401 is where it's at. 8 pm, $10 at the door. Holla at ya doll.

Deuces.

AIR JORDAN COOL GREY XI

2011-01-06T22:35:00.000-08:00

I'd fucks with these. How many of yall were out all night standing in line for these babies? Although all the hype over them kind of over shines its beauty. Don't turn the new swag into old swag, you feel me?

For Teyana Taylor however, this the old swag. I love Teyana, she on top of future trends 24/7. She been fucking with these weeks before its release.

Teyana's pics showing the cool greys and two pair of XIIIs that them too weren't released. This bitch got her money right where she can see them - on her feet lmao.

Yea you know you ballin' Teyana.

Deuces.

BLESSED

2011-01-06T22:26:00.000-08:00

Art on Wiz Khalifa's hands. Looking good man. I love this picture. If I'm not captivated by his ink I'm temporarily blinded by his bling bling watch.

Deuces.

ROMEO MILLER IN LOVE

2011-01-06T22:10:00.000-08:00

Romeo Miller is thirsty for some Swedish chicas. Swedish blogger Kenza Zoutien is apparently his "dream girl, one of a kind, and his future wife". Even told his father he'd found the most perfect girl. Well damn Romeo, that serious huh?!

Romeo fell for his Juliet by looking at her pics and talking to her, that's what he thought at least. It was a fake page, so he wanted the real deal and reached out to another Swedish blogger who acted match maker. Read some of Romeo's tweeting regarding Kenza below.

Kenza answered she's not interested. Maybe.... cause she got a boyfriend! Bad look Romeo, HOME WRECKER! The boyfriend Aleks Subosic is a real karate kid so make sure you don't get your ass whooped Romeo.

Kenza Zouiten

What? Whaaat?

If you were to be interested in a girl/boy that's in a relationship, would you still go for it?

Deuces.

FRESH

2011-01-06T20:35:00.000-08:00

Aint no Lamborghini faster then what I got
Aint no Maserati cleaner then what I got

Heeey! Not bad coming from a 12 year old. Dis the black Bieber? Nah for real tho this kid has some serious talent. His song Nobody got a nice feeling to it.

Jawan Harris... making the right moves collaborating with Chris. Sucks when real talent doesn't get the promo they deserve.

Deuces.

COLOR BOMB

2011-01-06T20:25:00.000-08:00

Christina Milian covers the February issue 2011 for Latina and dayyyuuumm is what i gotta say. This Hervé Léger dress is so freakin sweet. I wanna put my hands on one so bad. At Net-a-Porter for $1950. -___-

Now this... is nostalgic lol.

Deuces.

BLACK & PURPLE

2011-01-05T03:41:00.000-08:00

Nah Wiz not black n yellow, black n purple.

Deuces.

GX56DGK-1

2011-01-05T02:27:00.000-08:00

So you guys, yall know bout the G-Shocks I would assume. These sexy ass pieces are shock resistant and since skate boarders tend to fall on their asses quite frequently it's bout time some skaters gets cosy with G-Shock.

Skate brand DGK collaborates with G-Shock resulting in this purple and black beauty.

$160 and it's yours.

Watch DGK's founder Steve Williams looking sharp in ATL on the release party.

Deuces.

YG |Y|OUNG|G|ANG2TA

2011-01-05T01:24:00.000-08:00

Aye YG... which ones make my booty look big?

Deuces.

FUCK I LOOK LIKE HO?

2011-01-05T00:50:00.000-08:00

I'm a real doll living in Los Angeles. I have a lot on my mind.

And oh - idgaf about none of yall.

Deuces.