The Life and Times of Molly Barrett

Episode 21

molly_barrett@mac.com (Molly B) — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 10:57:00 -0700

Episode what?

A few years have passed, we've lost count of the episodes, but this is the one after the last one.... a brand new series. Here's Molly.

Hello my loves I can tell you!
It's good to be back, but guess what happened to me while I was away! If you can.

And, I introduce you to Sid.

Episode 18

molly_barrett@mac.com (Molly B) — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 13:13:00 -0700

Bombs Away!!

Molly's exploits in the Falklands...Evil Rotten Man drops in....and Molly's Life comes to an end.

Well, the series does anyway

Until the next episode that is!

{Molly was unable to write her own report this time as she is off opening more Liquormarts around the globe}

Episode 17

molly_barrett@mac.com (Molly B) — Mon, 5 May 2008 12:13:00 -0700

Off to the Falkands

Ohhhh. I can tell you. Evil Rotten Man is in Alcatraz with Birdman, but not for long. I'm so frightened. Or at least, I was. Because this was so long ago now I'm not scared of course, because it is in the past. You can't get scared about what is in the past can you? Unless it's something you've done.... and the police are looking into it.

Oh my goodness.. I hope you don't think I've done anything wrong, I can tell you! I was just making an example.

Anyway, I'm off to Port Stanley in this episode.... another shop to open!

Bye my loves

Episode 17

molly_barrett@mac.com (Molly B) — Mon, 5 May 2008 12:13:00 -0700

Episode 16

molly_barrett@mac.com (Molly B) — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 13:25:00 -0700

Who Am I?

I'm having an identity crisis. Well, I'm not cos I know who I am I can tell you!! But everyone else thinks I'm Evil Rotten Man. My head hurts!

But is Evil RM doing Bird in Alcatraz?

Episode 15

molly_barrett@mac.com (Molly B) — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 11:10:00 -0700

Back Home!

I'm back, but I don't know where I've been! But then I am beside myself in the German Restaurant.

It's so confusing, am I the imposter, or is he?

Episode 15

molly_barrett@mac.com (Molly B) — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 11:10:00 -0700

Back Home!

I'm back, but I don't know where I've been! But then I am beside myself in the German Restaurant.

It's so confusing, am I the impoaster, or is he?

1981 Panto

molly_barrett@mac.com (Molly B) — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:37:00 -0700

I meet Red Ken!

Oh!! I'd forgotten this, it was all a blank when I got back. But to make me feel better Senapod sent me to Botley, and I met the four 7 Dwarves and Red Ken the Mayor and loads of others.

At least, I think I did. Wel, I must've cos it is all happening isn't it, I can tell you.

Though I don't remember a single bit of it.

Makes you think, doesn't it?

Bye my loves!

EPISODE 14

molly_barrett@mac.com (Molly B) — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 09:58:00 -0700

Senapod is not relaxed

My loves, I'm so sorry it's been a while since I brought you the last episode. I've been having a problem with my B Road Ban. Dunno why, I thought I'd been driving well and I can't see why it's only B Roads I'm not allowed on and what that's got to do with PodCars anyway.

Anyway my loves, I know you've missed me, I can tell you. So now we're back with episode 14 and I'm in space with Evil Rotten Man, a Notts Forest footballer and Senapod Berelax. What a palaver!

Enjoy it my loves!
Bye now.

Imposter!

molly_barrett@mac.com (Molly B) — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:44:00 -0800

MI9 intervenes

Oh, hello my loves! How did they ever believe that Evil Rotten Man was me? Even Superbloke was fooled.

2 Molly Barretts in 2 places, until there were 2 of me in one place. Except there was only ever one of me in one place, and the other one of me wasn't me. If you see what I mean!

Fizz Pop and Forest

molly_barrett@mac.com (Molly B) — Sun, 16 Dec 2007 12:34:00 -0800

I'm Back!

After a few episodes out of it, I'm back in the centre of play. And the show improves because of it, I can tell you!

But Evil Rotten Man is back too, and we meet in the middle.

HELP!

The Wedding

molly_barrett@mac.com (Molly B) — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 02:47:00 -0800

HUMPH

I'm not in this episode cos they were disputing my salary.

So I'm not gonna say anything about it. I CAN TELL YOU!!

Episode 10

molly_barrett@mac.com (Molly B) — Sat, 1 Dec 2007 10:07:00 -0800

The Liquormart fizzes

Well, you could have gasted my flab in a bus. I can't even say fantastic anymore.

Lorry loads of raincoats are coming into Brewer St, I eat my first one, and Superbloke loves 'em.

But then just when I thought I had everything sorted out, and have made a good start on Eyemillia's Wedding Raincoat, everything starts to fizz. And no-one can find me anymore.

No time to hang around!

By the way, this is the only episode that Ronald appears in, until now that is!

Episode 9

molly_barrett@mac.com (Molly B) — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 12:42:00 -0800

Eyemilia meets Ronald

JR lives, despite my mission, but that's all in the past now.
Miss Swindles get engaged to Ronald McDonald and joins in the running of the German Restaurant next door. Big Macs all round!

Episode 8

molly_barrett@mac.com (Molly B) — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 12:52:00 -0700

There's a Difference in McDonald's!

The German Restaurant arrives and we all started to eat Raincoats! I've put on so much weight over the years eating them too.

I was so excited after that secret mission last time.

Bye my loves

Interlude

molly_barrett@mac.com (Molly B) — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 01:19:00 -0700

Well, you could've stood me up with a pint of gin when they said they wanted to start my show again. After all these years too... so we are all back now Me, Superbloke, Evil Rotten Man and every one (not Morkney though poor love, he's dead).

Still, I shouldn't be surprised, I am the best superstar there's ever been I suppose.

And you are listening to all the old shows too! Aren't you lucky! The new one will get here when you've heard the old ones. Another year they think. But if you want it sooner you'll have to send a femail to pick up LBC MacSide 2006 which is where it is.

Send me the femail now to me, Molly

Bye my loves

Episode 7

molly_barrett@mac.com (Molly B) — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 03:39:00 -0700

Inspector Boozo gives me a mission

I'm so excited about this.... this hallowed episode was missing for years but now, thanks to my Super-Fan Stewed Coss Ticks, a copy has been discovered! Hallo!

Episode 6

molly_barrett@mac.com (Molly B) — Sun, 23 Sep 2007 01:52:00 -0700

enter Evil Rotten Man

My girdle's killing me in this classic episode. It's one of my favourites, cos Superbloke rescues me.

So mushc to tell you about, but why don't you just listen.... I have to dash, I need a perm.

Episode 5

molly_barrett@mac.com (Molly B) — Sat, 8 Sep 2007 12:57:00 -0700

Who killed Morkney?

Oh this is a horrible episode, as I get accused of killing Morkney, poor love. I didn't though. Oh, now I'm telling you what happens, I can tell you.

Bye my loves!

Episode 4

molly_barrett@mac.com (Molly B) — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 03:18:00 -0700

The Fancy Dress Party

Oh this was a great party, we all got dressed up (except I forgot to!). And then Inspector Boozo came to see me too.

Episode 3

molly_barrett@mac.com (Molly B) — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 13:40:00 -0700

the third episode

This is one of my all time favourite episodes.

Episode 2

molly_barrett@mac.com (Molly B) — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 13:39:00 -0700

New theme tune!

I'm so excited about this.

Episode 1

molly_barrett@mac.com (Molly B) — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 13:37:00 -0700

Where it all began

My first episode, in 1979, when I get to meet the people of Brewer Street.