The Life & Musings of Mistress Evita

"Call this a blog?"

noreply@blogger.com (Mistress Evita) — Thu, 30 Sep 2010 14:29:00 +0000

Or to be more precise:

"call this a blog, you have to be blogging to by titled a blog. a second class stamp would be a better title"

Such was a comment left to me on this post, of course by an anonymous male. Such wimps!

So, I shall address it now and he will relish the attention. No doubt it will be the highlight of his little life and if he has half a brain, he may even learn a thing of two.

Now, shall I forgive the awful grammar and punctuation errors? They are so tedious to deal with.

Let's pretend I know what this creature is trying to tell Me.

"Do you call this a blog?" I do indeed! It is a blog and it's MY blog. A blog is an area of a website or a website in and of itself where a writer, aka blogger, documents thoughts, opinions and events amongst other things. A blog is generally interactive, allowing for comments (such as yours). Also, if you bother to take a moment, you could have found blog posts dating back for years!

"You have to be blogging to by titled a blog". Do you mean, it's necessary to update a blog consistently to be entitled to call it a blog? In that case, you are wrong. Whether I update my blog regularly or not, the fact remains that by definition this is indeed a blog.

Where is YOUR fascinating blog?

I'm bored now.

Either way, opinions like this matter little to Me. I shall blog when I want, and what I want. I will not be dictated to by some (cowardly, anonymous) male.

The funny thing is. He'll be back......

And so, My dear, will you!

Wankers get the cane!

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Mistress Evita's spanking good summer

noreply@blogger.com (Mistress Evita) — Mon, 13 Sep 2010 13:40:00 +0000

Hello boys.....

Yes, I'm back! I bet your little heart is about to beat out of your wimpy little chest.....

I have been having an excellent time for the last few months! My little sabbatical was just amazing!

Don't you wish you could have been there?

Well, a few of you lucky ones were, weren't you? ;)

And as for the rest of you....... hey, you lose. As always.

Take heed!

My break proved very useful in stock taking. Out with the old slaves that bored Me and in with a hand selected few. Fresh meat for Me to get My claws into. Oh, what fun.

So, I'm back. I'm refreshed. And I'm ready to break some more hearts..........!

Your penis is punished!

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Mistress! Mistress! Where are you?!

noreply@blogger.com (Mistress Evita) — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 09:36:00 +0000

Ahhh - you poor little things. Fretting away! Lost without your illustrious leader!

Well some of the less desirable ones are anyway!

As I said in My previous post (pay attention!) I am taking a more indulgent pace My life. Seeing only the loyal and most fun slaves. I must say, this is certainly suiting Me. It's wonderful to be in this position and I am enjoying Myself immensely.

As for the ones left on the outside of My stable........try harder! Work harder. Now I am not quite as available, it's the only way for you right now. Goddess loves a tryer!

It would be so easy for Me to open the flood gates and have you all vying for My attention, but quite frankly, that's wearisome when you all are making the same noises. I am enjoying having time to pursue My other passions and hobbies and seeing a select few as it when it suits Me.

Did you know that 50% of males cross dress?

Yes, you are not the only one (even though it may feel like it). Some of My slaves have a passion for their feminine side and it's certainly something I encourage. I love seeing their personalities & mannerisms change as they shed their male exterior and become feminized with pretty hair, make up, and female clothing. They become more relaxed as they become liberated and that arrogant males exterior fades away.

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The Exclusive Dominatrix

noreply@blogger.com (Mistress Evita) — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 22:12:00 +0000

Hello slaves, fans and admirers!

Some of you may have noticed a few changes on My website.

The more observant of you will have seen my tweets over the past months saying how I am building My online empire. In fact, I have always been building My online empire. It's been a continuous passion.

And as any of you will know, who have managed to put any effort into anything, you reap what you sow!

I've sown My Domination seeds for quite some time now and I am reaping a bumper harvest!

However, (and I didn't quite plan for this part) My harvest is now TOO big! Yes, I know, what a problem to have huh?!

There is only ONE EVITA! It would be wonderful for slave-kind if there were two or more of Me and though I have often been copied I have never been equalled.

So, now I am concentrating on the stable of slaves that have served Me over the years. The males I have the most fun with! When/If I have tired from this more indulgent pace, then I may make it easier for males to interact with Me. But right now, Exclusive is as Exclusive does!

I shall still blog and tweet & will be taking Domination calls. The rest of you will just have to work harder to secure a session with Me in My dungeon!

Saturday morning of a Birmingham Dominatrix

noreply@blogger.com (Mistress Evita) — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 12:48:00 +0000

A spur of the moment blog post. I'm having a very relaxing Saturday morning after another full on, packed to the hilt week.

I woke naturally at about 8.30. I rarely set the alarm clock, I hate to be woken with a start as that usually makes me a tad grumpy for the first hour of the day.

I switched on My phones (but not my mobile today), switched on my PC, had a glass of water with lemon (my usual first drink of the day).

Checked what was new on the Internet, read a few blogs and felt like listening to some music. Here are a few videos of My play list this morning... (Get to know your Mistress!)

First track of the day!

You get the idea.

After catching up with a few blogs, I checked my emails & found one from a very devoted slave about our recent session:

Many, many thanks for the session - it will live long in my memory especially as i ache almost all over - cock and balls very painful as well as nipples, back and other places too delicate to mention. You are simply the best-powerful, playful and absolutely dominant - i really felt completely in your power when i was on the cross.

I spent some time thinking about all beautiful shoes! Yes, they are of course worthy of time spent on them, planning where and when I will wear them!

I am going to relax this afternoon. My plans with My friend have been cancelled due to illness, so that leaves Me with a free Saturday evening. I am not going to fill it with anything else though as next week is going to be uber busy again, so I shall take the opportunity to rest. A Goddess has to pace Herself sometimes!

So, this is My wonderful Saturday. Relaxed & calm, in complete contrast to My week!

I'm going to be taken domination calls until 9pm tonight, so I shall speak to the lucky ones who call, later.

I don't share your sense of urgency

noreply@blogger.com (Mistress Evita) — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 10:16:00 +0000

It will probably come as a surprise to some slave/subs that I do not share your sense of urgency.

When you call to book a session, and tell Me the only free time you have is in the next hour, you will have a wait.

If you see Me online and you want a session NOW. You'll wait.

If you can't reach Me on the phone, there is no point ringing 10 times in the following 5 minutes. Wait!

Impatience in slaves annoys Me. I don't jump into action because a male clicks his fingers and wants some attention NOW.

Patience males! What is the matter with you?

Well, I guess we all know the answer to that don't we? You only have to drop your pants to see where the problem lies (chastity is the way to go!).

So, pay attention to this lesson. You will be allowed to serve Me when I want you to. You may have My attention, when the time is good for Me. Demanding, needy, 'I want' males, can go to the back of the line. Those males will be lucky if I ever acknowledge them!

I take My time, I do things at My pace and always My way! That's what makes ME happy, and of course, MY happiness is paramount!

New phone line!

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The shortest domination video clip in the world!

noreply@blogger.com (Mistress Evita) — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 12:00:00 +0000

I have obviously woken up in a far too generous spirit this morning and made this wonderful video.

You can thank the snow for that. I woke up to a winter wonderland, and consequently the plans that I had for today have now been rearranged. Although the snow is melting now, I am sticking with My new plans of staying in and having a restful Sunday, taking fun domination phone calls, online sessions and catching up on a film or two. You can find My domination number on the top of this blog or on My website.

So enjoy your 10 second treat! I am sure you will be playing it again, and again, and again......

Of course I have a lot more footage of the fun I had with slave b! And I know when he watches the video his little slaves socks are going to be blown off! He's actually a very good slave and we have a lot of fun together and he simply adores his wonderful Goddess.

Talking of treats, I want some more amazon vouchers. I have spent all the others already! Click HERE and send Me a gift certificate anonymously to mail@mistressevita.com

In other news, I am continuing to build My online empire, and I am putting many hours into it. I have been working on a new domination website, but although I found re-designing My current website easy, I am struggling with the new one for some reason. I need to get My creative juices flowing a bit more on it and once that happens it will be perfect, as is everything I turn My talented hand to!

I'll also been texting slaves all day. That will keep your fingers busy and out of trouble!

(UN) Attractive Qualities In A Male

noreply@blogger.com (Mistress Evita) — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 20:28:00 +0000

I have had the displeasure of some male from YEARS ago getting back in touch with Me via text. He had the honour YEARS ago of taking Me out for the evening. I am stressing the YEARS ago bit, just to make sure you realise! I know some males need to read things twice (or more) before it sinks in.

Here's how his recent contact began, and followed are My erudite thoughts....

Hi it's pete from birmingham. i found your old phone number . i was just wondering how you was? Pete who? *sigh* Another one. No good will come of this. I shall not waste My precious time or give him any of My energy. And 'how you was?' WERE! How you WERE!

i don't blame you for not replying. i was just hoping we could be friends again. *eye roll* For a start I haven't got a clue who you are, and now you sound very self pitying. If you don't blame me for not replying, then why are you still hoping we could be friends?!

Hi . i'm getting slowly drunk at a restaurant. I couldn't give a shit. Is that meant to sound appealing to Me? Conjuring up thoughts of a sad lonely male dining and drinking alone isn't the way to go!

Morning ,any thoughts on being friends again. Nope!

You know where to find me. Yeah, but I would rather not thanks all the same!

Forgot to tell you I took your advice and toured north America last summer .it was fantastic ! Well, if I go to the trouble of giving you advice you should take it and don't forget to thank Me.

Loved vegas .but new york was my favourite. i was lucky! Yeah, you were lucky to have met ME

Hi .just booked a holiday .going to rio next month.hope you are ok. Oh I'm just fine and dandy. Don't you worry about Me. Well, there is one thing....there is this annoying idiot that keeps texting Me!

Friday ,thank goodness. You mean, thank Goddess. Now piss off.

Getting slowly drunk. Hope you are ok. Getting drunk alone again? You sound such a catch! I am full of regrets now about rejecting you all those years ago. You certainly know how to woo a Woman. I wish I was there with you!

I took the option of ignoring him and he's gone away now, like pests do when they are ignored. However, if there had of been just one more text he would really, really, really have regretted it. What on earth is going through his little mind? When you text someone and they don't reply.....THEY DON'T WANT TO KNOW YOU!

Anyway, this is proving just typical of males that I have met over the years, they ALL try to get back in touch again. I really am the one that got away. Well, guess what buddy, you are on a hiding to nothing. I can understand it on their part. I am exciting and do exciting things. I live My life to the full, whilst their lives are just pretty mundane. Not only that I am gorgeous with a phenomenal personality. It's no wonder they all try crawling back and attempt (pathetically) to get My attention.

And as for this texter....the getting drunk part.....sad. Perhaps I had driven him to drink because I was ignoring him! Most probably. I would never go near a drinker. Wasting their money and time on drink is of no use to Me. Plus they smell. Alcohol oooozes through their pores invading the sense of smell of those around them. Ugh.

Talking of annoying males, I have this zealous little piggy that calls My domination line. I have to say he truly is a PIG! He oinks and squeals like a piglet on crack when he gets the chance to speak to Me. He hasn't had his Mistress fix for a few days now, and I see he has been trying to get My attention on Yahoo.

i cannot stop thinking about last night and the other calls and wanting it more and more and more. i cannot stop myself. it is a craving like a drug. please humiliate me on your twitter in front of all the others. pig.

Goddess i cannot stop thinking about it that last phone call and the other two and about phoning you again

Aww, the addicted little pig. I've told him to send Me a photograph of himself in a humiliating position and I'll post it on My blog, but of course he is a scared pathetic little pig and hasn't got the balls to do that. Some males get these notions into their heads, but can't follow through. I love shattering their illusions! Fantasy killer - that's Me!

My shattering Valentine's Day message to you. Call it before I take it down & listen to the end!

Off with your balls!

noreply@blogger.com (Mistress Evita) — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 19:36:00 +0000

Are you wincing yet?!

Ah, your 'precious' crown jewels. The things they drive you to do!

Watch THIS video. A Colombian farmer decided to do the honorable thing of castrating himself to avoid cheating on his wife who refused to have sex with him! Oh, and his wounds are now infected. Don't worry, the video doesn't show you anything gory - I know how icky some of you can become at the thought of such a thing.

I kind of admire the gesture behind the act! haha. I wonder if his wife appreciates it? Perhaps she has found a new lover already! Wouldn't that be the icing on the cake?

If you ever fancied yourself as a Eunuch, this website has lots of info on the subject. It's quite a fascination for some of you. I've repeatedly heard fantasies of where slaves what their Mistress to castrate them and turn their balls into jewellery! I can't think of anything more vile to wear! (Just feed them to the dog, I say.)

Luxury Is The Opposite Of Vulgarity

noreply@blogger.com (Mistress Evita) — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 17:36:00 +0000

I can certainly relate to this quote by Coco Chanel.

“Some people think luxury is the opposite of poverty. It is not. It is the opposite of vulgarity.”

This is a follow up from yesterday's post about uncouth males.

And another Coco quote I love!

"As long as you know men are like children, you know everything."

True, so, so true!

Dare you disagree.....?

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Uncouth males

noreply@blogger.com (Mistress Evita) — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 19:34:00 +0000

Oh you silly, silly little boys...

Some of you should know better!

The first offender was a with a so-called 'slave' that I had an online session with yesterday. Oh, he was such a dirty little male!

Anyway, we were nearing the end of our online session and his stupid computer packed up and he was offline. I waited a minute or two for him to log back in again, but he didn't. Out of sight, out of mind, I moved on to other interesting things.

Well, this stupid little thing popped up online today.

"Mistress, can I have the balance?"
"The balance of what?" What's he on about?
"My session. My computer went down half way through." What the hell?
"You had about 2 minutes left. I waited a few minutes for you to come back on. It's not My problem your computer is broken!"

The NERVE! 2 MINUTES?!! What a cheap ass! Fuckwit.

If you are wondering what he is up to, he is humping and kissing the wall pretending it's some Woman he has seen in a film called 'Stormy'. Yeah, don't ask......! LOL

Today's second offender was some male from London who called My domination phone line. Would I like to go to London for a shopping trip, his budget was £300. Get real. Please! Does he really think it's worth My precious time travelling two hours each way to London to spend £300? It would be gone in 2 minutes! It would be the shortest shopping trip ever! Where do they get these ideas? I told him to come to Birmingham if that's all the money he had - that's FAR more convenient to Me. About 15 mins travel. It would still be a short shopping trip though!

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Birmingham Dominatrix Snowed In!

noreply@blogger.com (Mistress Evita) — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 14:09:00 +0000

Well, today hasn't gone as planned at all. I was all set for an early morning session when it starts to snow! At first I thought it was only going to be a light fall, but within minutes big heavy flakes were coming down. I'd got as far as getting in my car, driving down a couple of roads, and feeling My car slide before turning around and driving slowly home.

This of course meant that I couldn't get to My dungeon. I was just about to call slave to inform him, when he rang Me. He was have snow trouble too and although he has set out too, he was too worried to continue. Under normal circumstances, a slave re-arranging at the last minute would not be acceptable (the last thing you need is an angry dominatrix after your ass!) but I showed some compassion today and re-arranged the session. Well, it could hardly happen without Me there - the star of the show! I was so looking forward to giving him a good caning too, it was overdue what with the Christmas holidays.

Anyway, I'm going to play it by ear tomorrow. It could be that all the snow has gone by the morning, but if it hasn't then you may just have to prepare yourself for disappointment. I am not going to risk going out in the car, or indeed walk on slippery pavements...I am just too valuable!

So I've had to re-organise My day, and it's a lucky one for some slaves as I am taking live domination calls and yahoo sessions!

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Link Exchange Opportunity

noreply@blogger.com (Mistress Evita) — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 18:55:00 +0000

If you have a fetish/bdsm/Dominatrix themed website or blog and you would like to exchange links with Me on this blog, then let Me know and I will be happy to do that.

Drop Me an email mail@mistressevita.com with the subject matter 'Link Exchange'.
Give Me the url of where My link is on your website, then I will update My blog.

You may give Me a text link or a banner link. Some of My banners can be found HERE. If you have provided Me with a banner link, I am happy to do the same for you. In that case, give Me the URL to your banner.

Alternatively, you may exchange links with My new website. Details can be found HERE.

That's all for now!

Mistress Evita - Birmingham Dominatrix - NEW WEBSITE!!

noreply@blogger.com (Mistress Evita) — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 19:25:00 +0000

I've done it! I've finished My new dominatrix website. It's officially open!

I am SO pleased with it, mainly because it was all done by ME!

It is a big improvement on My previous dominatrix website, even though that was pretty good.

I've done away with colour schemes this time around, made the text bolder, added new pages.....

....and not forgetting I will be announcing My PRIVATE MEMBERS AREA in the next few weeks. I'll unleashing all My personal collection of BDSM photos and videos. How exciting for you!

I'm particularly pleased with My custom made 404 error page...

Genius!

Can't wait to see more.....?

GO AND CHECK OUT MY NEW DOMINATRIX WEBSITE NOW.

I'll be blogging more about it, but right now I have a bottle of wine to open and I'm going to toast My hard work and success. Do you know what that feel like?!

Sneek Preview....New Domination Website

noreply@blogger.com (Mistress Evita) — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 20:48:00 +0000

Happy New Year!

Now that's out of the way, back to ME.

I've been a very busy Goddess. I am creating and re-designing My website. It's got a brand new make over, and I LOVE IT! And of course you will too.

You are so fortunate to have such a visionary Mistress.

Here is a tiny little sneak peak to whet your appetite slaves.

When I first built My current (soon to be old) Mistress website, it was over the Christmas/New Year period. I guess the New Year really does mean ringing in the new for Me. I remember that I did it in a day. THIS time I have spent THREE days. This is because over time I have learnt SO much more about website design, layout, and SEO. I actually began the design on paper this time; drawing out the new layout, learning the best place to put menus/pictures etc, tagging/labeling, key wording and much, much more. Admittedly I am by no means an expert, but I realise My knowledge of this side of things - the back end of websites - has increased a LOT and I am putting it all into place.

So, my little pets, it won't be long now before I announce My NEW Female Domination website. I shall also have a Private Members Area - but that won't be for a little while as there is a lot to do and content to upload for it, but you will soon be able to have access to all my private archive of Femdom Photos and videos! I know, your little submissive heart is racing isn't it?!

My talent know no bounds!

Ladies! Take charge of your man in 2010!

noreply@blogger.com (Mistress Evita) — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 12:45:00 +0000

With the new year nearly upon us, it's time to start 2010 the way we mean to go on. I am a strict Mistress however reviewing this year I realise there have been times when even I have been too soft on some males.

I am making the resolution not to let this happen again, and with a brand new year just around the corner what better time to tell My males to shape up or ship out.

I have a dream of a Femdom utopia, where Women rule in all areas. Sadly this is a long, long way off. I can do My part and rule in My world, and I hope that more Women take charge of their lives and their men pets.

There are still Women who have no idea that they can be in charge in relationships, that they don't have to put up with selfish, lazy males. Ladies, why would you put up with that when there is another way? There are lots of men that would leap at the chance to put you on a pedestal, worship you, attend to your every need and devote themselves to your happiness.

Ladies, assert yourselves! Take charge, make the decisions, say no. Stop aiming to please these males. You are doing yourself no favours.

Women and males are not equal. And thank goodness for that! I don't want a world of equality. I have a choice (and so do you) of living a life unencumbered by useless males, or to hand pick the best quality ones to serve Me.

I cannot wait for the new year. I have decided that 2010 will be even better than 2009, and because I have decided that, it will happen! I make the rules, call the shots and click My fingers. Slaves, step up your game if you want to keep up with Me!

Men are wimps!

noreply@blogger.com (Mistress Evita) — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 21:51:00 +0000

And it's not just Me who thinks so, Google does too.

I also quite like the 'men are like jokes' search result too funnily enough.

There are quite a few books on the subject of male wimps too. I particularly like this book cover.

Ha! Just take a look at it. You'd be better off as the monkey to Me rather than the modern man. At least monkeys are cute and entertaining!

Oh, and not only are males wimps, they are so predictable too. Take a look at this yawn inducing online message. I can't help but mock! hahahaha

I NEVER contact males. As if I would scour the internet in search of males to add to my Yahoo messenger account! But we can see where this is going, can't we?

Look! He has give a Mistress his login details to his account! Whoooooop!! Now, of course he has My interest now (not!). I can't think of anything I would be less interested in - someone's messenger login details. What? Yawn.

Read on....

What 'kind of Mistress' am I? The best kind! The wickedest kind! The cruelest kind! What? What type of stupid question is that?

'Before we proceed'. As IF he is proceeding anywhere with Me! Oh, he has a wife..... So what? Does he think I am going to be tripping over Myself to contact this (probably non-existent) Woman? Good grief.

WHOOPS! He sends a wrong message to Me because I haven't reacted. Here he provide his 'wife's' email address. I suspect he expected me to leap on that one!

OOOhhhh he loves CBT! What a surprise! But the poor little thing is too poor to pay for an online session. "can I not have a free trial for 10 minutes of so?" Where on My site does it say that I am a charity? Enough. Where is your dignity?!

I really shouldn't mock the afflicted, but I can't help it sometimes!

Now for every dumbwit like this there are other slaves who know exactly how to approach Me and serve Me and those are the males that I have fun with.

Anyway, back to ME!

I had a lovely Christmas day with My Mother. I went over to Her house where we enjoyed present opening and a gorgeous dinner. We had turkey this year. Not that surprising you may think, but for as long as I can remember we have had everything but turkey; goose, duck, salmon, nut roast, pheasent...... It was a very relaxing day.

BUT I had a horrible present on Christmas day!! A virus hit my computer! Fortunately, (for you) a slave quickly took care of it and I am back online.

However, all My lovely presents from My slaves made up for that. Those that I can, I will thank individually. I love that you have gone out and shopped for Me! How exciting that must have been for you.

I did take a picture on My pc of Me in My beautiful dress on Christmas day, but then the virus hit and I lost it. Too bad for you slaves! I was rocking it in leopard print. I looked hot, hot, hot. Naturally.

Even though I didn't get the fab photo of Me on Christmas day, you can have a look at how fabulous My nails are looking. All the better to scratch you with!

Divine.......Just like the rest of Me......

'Tis the season to be.....

noreply@blogger.com (Mistress Evita) — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 19:35:00 +0000

jolly wicked to My slaves! ;)

SO! You will have noticed that My blog is undergoing a make over! I'm still working on it at the moment, tweeking this, deleting that. I think I like it. Now I have 3 columns instead of 2 there seems to be more space to fill up, but I'm sure I'll think of something! After deleting the old layout I lost all the info that was on the side column & I can't remember what was there before.I'm sure it will come back to Me.

I'm all set for Christmas. Lots of lovely pressies under the trees, though I have opened a few from My slaves already; perfume, stockings, wine, chocolates, leather gloves, gift vouchers.... I shall be spending the day with My wonderful Mum, but otherwise I am looking forward to quite a relaxing festive break. This year has been non-stop and I am going to put My beautiful feet up. I'll still take the odd session between Christmas and New Year, so if you want to be seen you need to book your appointment quickly! In the meantime I will be taking calls (there is a little green box on the top left hand side that will tell you when I am taking calls), so you will still be able to speak to Me, and of course you can text and have online sessions too. It will be all systems go in the new year and I am going to try and blog a bit more! Good news for you.

It's not to late too present Me with a Christmas gift! There are tons of things I want on Amazon so you may have the pleasure of sending a gift voucher. Just click HERE and send to mail@mistressevita.com. It's all anonymous, but do include your email address in the message if you wish Me to personally thank you for your gift.

I've left a little Chirstmas message on My diary line

I'm sure there was something else I was going to say......

Oh yes!

The Truth About Women

noreply@blogger.com (Mistress Evita) — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 19:08:00 +0000

I found this little gem....

I don't think you males will ever understand Women!

These boots are made for...... stomping around My new dungeon!

noreply@blogger.com (Mistress Evita) — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 20:03:00 +0000

Well, strictly speaking (which I do like to do) this is my new old dungeon!

Some of my long time slaves/fans/stalkers may remember it from a year or two ago....and I'm pleased to announce it has made a return!

The Pink Palace, as I like to call it, is still available however you lucky little males have two choices now! I spoil you too much. But you suffer for it in the end. You all do! ;)

I will warn you that this dungeon is a very harsh environment. It's everything you deserve!

I am very pleased to welcome Autumn and the change in footwear it brings. I am enjoying wearing my boots again. I particularly love the boots pictures below. They are skin tight and feel so good.

And what a beautiful metal heel! All the better to dig into your precious little nutsacks. Can you feel the pain? You ought to. It's exquisite

Some of you have been asking why I don't blog as often. "We miss your blog posts!" I'm absolutely sure you do! I'll tell you what....you find a way of increasing the day be 10 hours and you will find Me writing more often. Deal? You need to remember little men, I am not here to entertain and serve you, it's the other way around. When you are as popular and busy as Me, you don't get time to read blogs, let alone write them! If I do find Myself with any free time, I spend it relaxing, not thinking of ways to entertain you. Some of you need to remember, that I call the shots, I dictate what happens and when and you dance to My tune. And if you can't remember that simple little rule......well......See Ya!

I did grace some males with the honour of logging into Yahoo this evening for an hour or so. Here is the first message that appeared. It's little wonder I don't do online sessions very often.

Thank you for tell me what I need. How I get by and manage My life without that, I have NO idea!

This lazy, stupid male hadn't even bothered to do any research or check who he was speaking to online before contacting Me. As if I'm going to run to Essex to give him the honour of serving Me. I do travel, but I certainly don't make casual arrangements online with strangers!

So you see, if you come to me with "I want", "I need" you stand very little chance of getting that from Me. Oh, when will you males learn. However! There are some exceptions who serve Me delightfully. They stand out from the greedy, selfish males. They put My needs first, put themselves into My hands and I have such fun with those!

And now I have an hour free before bedtime and it's going to spent on ME. A little manicure and a foot treatment in my special foot spa..... Bliss!

Gracing you with My presence

noreply@blogger.com (Mistress Evita) — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 18:37:00 +0000

Hello subs and slaves!

Did you think I had forgotten about you? That's probably because I had. Well, all but the special slaves anyway!

As usual I have been incredibly busy, however luckily for you my circumstances have change a little and I have a tiny bit more free time these days. Though I am sure I will fill that up with fun and excitement very soon!

There is too much to fill you in on! I *should* update a bit more regularly, but if you know Me, you know I don't do the things I should do, only the things I WANT to do.

You may have noticed I have changed the way you can contact Me by telephone. If you wish to contact Me via My mobile phone, you may do so between 6pm-7pm Monday to Friday. At all other times you can call 0909 967 3244. I will update my twitter account (see the top right hand side of this page) when I am available for calls on this line. It's costs £1.50 to call this number - see the terms and conditions at the top of this page.

The reason for this is two fold. First of all, I just can't put up with the constant interruptions during my day by males that call My mobile just wanting to chat or have a phone domination session. So, if you DO want to just chat or have a phone domination session, or book a real time session you can call 0909 967 3244. Or you may call My mobile 07770 569 462 to book a session between 6pm-7pm when it's more convenient for Me to take calls. And don't bother texting Me on My mobile number, I don't read the texts and you won't get a reply. If you wish to text Me, you can find My text number on the top of this page. Right that's that update out of the way.

Oh, and Niteflirt. For the slaves and submissives that like to call Me on Niteflirt, I am not using that service at the moment. For over a month, their telephone service has been broken to put it simply. They decided 'update' the site and quite frankly it has caused mayhem. I don't know why they are 'updating' the site, or who is behind it, but it is a mess and right now, and until they get their act together, I don't trust their service. I have already experienced difficulty in receiving payments for calls. I know this has affected practically everyone that has used their site recently, the callers and the ladies that take the calls. Their problems are numerous and I can't be bothered going into them. So, until they can build a service that is fully functional and trustworthy again, I won't be taking calls there.

As you may have noticed from my tweets during the last couple of days, I have been kicking someone's ass. It won't come as any surpise that it is a male's ass I have been kicking - athough not literally on this occasion (unfortunately). The deluded creature under estimated My good nature, and he wasn't quite prepared for My declaring war upon him! It has been a VERY long time since anyone has attempted to get on the wrong side of Me, but he put himself in that situation. And I think he thought he would get away with it! He didn't count on My instincts kicking in. Fight or flight? FIGHT! And guess who won? This male was a grovelling mess by the time I had finished with him, begging Me not to take things further, apologising, crying and eating every word. Regret? He has a double helping with My compliments.

I'm on an Eartha Kitt kick again. I love this song: My Discarded Men

I'd like to tell a little story
That's been told time and time again
About the foolish men who chased me
My discarded men

They used to tell me they loved me
But I knew better than them
I'd find them looking around the corner
My discarded men

Piercing eyes with a vengence
Tell them to count to ten
They'd bribe me with their diamonds
My discarded men

Telephone calls in the evening
They'd drive me round the bend
Caviar, champagne and roses
From my discarded men

Chased me after a fashion
I could never pretend
No substitute for passion
My discarded men

You think you can thrill me?
You can think again
Watch out or you might become
One of my discarded men

I like to dress up in sequins
And treat myself now and then
Perhaps I'll give a little favor
To one of my discarded men

You think you can win me
And be my special friend
Just take a tip from the others
My discarded men

It's My Birthday on Wednesday! Another year wiser to the ways of you males haha! If you wish to give Me a gift, you may visit Amazon and send a gift certificate to mail@mistressevita.com. It's completely anonymous, but should you wish to receive an acknowledgement of your gift, send me an email and I will reply.

Until next time subs and slaves!

Updated Sunday 18th October

Lindi St Clair aka Miss Whiplash

noreply@blogger.com (Mistress Evita) — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 14:29:00 +0000

I found these gems on youtube the other day. Lindi St Clair was the original Miss Whiplash and has led a very varied and interesting life, even standing for Parliament at one point.

Now apparently there are 32 films in this series of short films, but I can only find the first 10. If you know of the whereabouts of the other 22, let me know!

Lindi is retired as a dominatrix now and lives in a rural farm raising geese, chickens, rabbits and ducks. I love her sense of humour and her practicality, and also her recycling of her old dungeon toys. I wonder what shall become of mine should I ever retire!

Enjoy!

Update to my secret diary line: where males go wrong!

New! LIVE UK Domination Phone Line

noreply@blogger.com (Mistress Evita) — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 10:57:00 +0000

Click on banner to see when I am taking live calls. Speak to you soon!

New toy!

noreply@blogger.com (Mistress Evita) — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 16:16:00 +0000

I know this will get some of My slave's heart racing! What a delightful predicament you will find yourself in when your arms are incased in My new leather Armbinder!!

It just arrived this afternoon and I haven't had a chance to take it for a test drive. Perhaps tomorrow...... ;)

AND it's going to be great for hog ties too! I can't wait to see a helpless males squirming in this beauty - or at least trying to! Awww, my poor little victims..........