The Lighter Side of News http://tlsn.wordpress.com Ever came across anything funny, odd or just downright stupid in the paper? Well, we just decided to keep putting them up here -- Have a look / laugh Sun, 08 Jun 2008 19:04:32 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ en hourly 1 http://www.gravatar.com/blavatar/bd89764395a040fb6fb7d8b46833ddf5?s=96&d=http://s.wordpress.com/i/buttonw-com.png The Lighter Side of News http://tlsn.wordpress.com noEver came across anything funny, odd or just downright stupid in the paper? Well, we just decided to keep putting them up here -- Have a look / laughEver came across anything funny, odd or just downright stupid in the paper? Well, we just decided to keep putting them up here -- Have a look / laugh B-school names monkey god its chairman http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheLighterSideOfNews/~3/6MfJqFK3TVA/ http://tlsn.wordpress.com/2008/06/08/b-school-names-monkey-god-its-chairman/#comments Sun, 08 Jun 2008 19:01:29 +0000 Varun http://tlsn.wordpress.com/?p=52 ]]>

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Lucknow engineering and management institute names Hanuman as head; office has desk, chairs and laptop

Four chairs will be placed facing the empty seat reserved for the holy chairman, but all visitors must enter the office barefoot, said Vivek Kangdi, the school’s vice chairman.

All Hindus know that Hanuman can lift mountains and leap oceans, but ancient texts make no mention of his business acumen. Nevermind that, says Kangdi. “When we were looking for a chairman for our institution, we scanned many big names in the field of technology and management. Ultimately, we settled for Lord Hanuman, as none was bigger than him,” Kangdi said.

]]> http://tlsn.wordpress.com/2008/06/08/b-school-names-monkey-god-its-chairman/feed/ 1 Varun no (click on image to see full story) In this story: Lucknow engineering and management institute names Hanuman as head; office has desk, chairs and laptop Four chairs will be placed facing the empty seat reserved for the holy chairman, but all visitors mus (click on image to see full story) In this story: Lucknow engineering and management institute names Hanuman as head; office has desk, chairs and laptop Four chairs will be placed facing the empty seat reserved for the holy chairman, but all visitors must enter the office barefoot, said Vivek Kangdi, the school’s vice [...]Good for laughs, hindu gods, hunuman, mumbai mirror, UP Universityhttp://tlsn.wordpress.com/2008/06/08/b-school-names-monkey-god-its-chairman/http://tlsn.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/hanuman.jpg Man finds woman living in his closet http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheLighterSideOfNews/~3/HOxT5paaMTY/ http://tlsn.wordpress.com/2008/06/03/man-finds-woman-living-in-his-closet/#comments Tue, 03 Jun 2008 13:58:39 +0000 Varun http://tlsn.wordpress.com/?p=47 ]]>

Apparently she was very clean when they found her. It is rumoured that she was also using his shampoo and shower. tsk tsk tsk

]]> http://tlsn.wordpress.com/2008/06/03/man-finds-woman-living-in-his-closet/feed/ 0 Varun no Apparently she was very clean when they found her. It is rumoured that she was also using his shampoo and shower. tsk tsk tsk Apparently she was very clean when they found her. It is rumoured that she was also using his shampoo and shower. tsk tsk tsk Good for laughs, house guests, it can only happen in Japan!, The Hindu Business Line, unwanted house guestshttp://tlsn.wordpress.com/2008/06/03/man-finds-woman-living-in-his-closet/http://tlsn.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/man-finds-woman-living-in-his-closet.jpg Hail to the Chief http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheLighterSideOfNews/~3/l8fUknejF6A/ http://tlsn.wordpress.com/2008/05/30/hail-to-the-chief/#comments Fri, 30 May 2008 08:55:28 +0000 Varun http://tlsn.wordpress.com/?p=45 ]]>

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Need we say anything!

]]> http://tlsn.wordpress.com/2008/05/30/hail-to-the-chief/feed/ 0 Varun no. Need we say anything! . Need we say anything! Good for laughs, am i making fun?, Bush, monkeyhttp://tlsn.wordpress.com/2008/05/30/hail-to-the-chief/http://tlsn.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/all-hail-the-chief.jpg I am married to the Berlin Wall: Woman http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheLighterSideOfNews/~3/KQpWC_K-t5Y/ http://tlsn.wordpress.com/2008/05/28/i-am-married-to-the-berlin-wall-woman/#comments Wed, 28 May 2008 12:23:22 +0000 Varun http://tlsn.wordpress.com/?p=43 ]]>

Check out the stuff in yellow… this is hillarious!!

Thank you for pointing this out Mr. Arya!!

]]> http://tlsn.wordpress.com/2008/05/28/i-am-married-to-the-berlin-wall-woman/feed/ 0 Varun no Check out the stuff in yellow… this is hillarious!! Thank you for pointing this out Mr. Arya!! Check out the stuff in yellow… this is hillarious!! Thank you for pointing this out Mr. Arya!! Good for laughs, berlin wall, married to a wall, mid day, the great wall of china, crazy personhttp://tlsn.wordpress.com/2008/05/28/i-am-married-to-the-berlin-wall-woman/http://tlsn.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/berlin-wall.jpg Cops loose drugs afrer dog fails sniff test http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheLighterSideOfNews/~3/veIE0Vf2ook/ http://tlsn.wordpress.com/2008/05/27/cops-loose-drugs-afrer-dog-fails-sniff-test/#comments Tue, 27 May 2008 12:23:15 +0000 Varun http://tlsn.wordpress.com/?p=41 ]]>

That’s convenient to say “Oh i forgot whic bag, and this damn pooch can’t seem to figure it out either” – Think about the guy when he got home and figured what has just happened!!!

 

]]> http://tlsn.wordpress.com/2008/05/27/cops-loose-drugs-afrer-dog-fails-sniff-test/feed/ 1 Varun no That’s convenient to say “Oh i forgot whic bag, and this damn pooch can’t seem to figure it out either” – Think about the guy when he got home and figured what has just happened!!!   That’s convenient to say “Oh i forgot whic bag, and this damn pooch can’t seem to figure it out either” – Think about the guy when he got home and figured what has just happened!!!   Good for laughs, cannabis pouch, Extreme Stupidity, japanese airports, Sniffer dogs, Stupidityhttp://tlsn.wordpress.com/2008/05/27/cops-loose-drugs-afrer-dog-fails-sniff-test/http://tlsn.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/cops-loose.jpg British submarine crashes after ‘tracing paper blunder’ http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheLighterSideOfNews/~3/Ba4myDr913o/ http://tlsn.wordpress.com/2008/05/26/british-submarine-crashes-after-tracing-paper-blunder/#comments Mon, 26 May 2008 13:01:09 +0000 Varun http://tlsn.wordpress.com/?p=39 ]]>

Cost of Sub – A few billion

Cost of paper to plot course – from the back of the chocolate bar

The result – Repairs worth $5million!!! and almost three eyed fish!

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 Global warming, Terrorism, World War 3… and now this!!

Ohh my.. is there no hope at all!!?

 

]]> http://tlsn.wordpress.com/2008/05/26/internet-to-run-out-of-addresses-within-3-years/feed/ 0 Varun no  Global warming, Terrorism, World War 3… and now this!! Ohh my.. is there no hope at all!!?    Global warming, Terrorism, World War 3… and now this!! Ohh my.. is there no hope at all!!?   Good for laughs, domain names, future disasters, internethttp://tlsn.wordpress.com/2008/05/26/internet-to-run-out-of-addresses-within-3-years/http://tlsn.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/internet-to-run-out-addresses-within-3-years.jpg Donkey jailed for assault released http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheLighterSideOfNews/~3/5_MOSYnG0zs/ http://tlsn.wordpress.com/2008/05/24/donkey-jailed-for-assault-released/#comments Sat, 24 May 2008 08:08:37 +0000 Varun http://tlsn.wordpress.com/?p=30 ]]>

The Quote in Yellow: “A Mexican Donkey  – Blacky – has been freed from jail after doing time for acting like a jackass”

Observation1: Nice of the journalist to specify the Donkey’s nationality

Observation2: Donkey’s (Mexican in this case) act like ‘Jackasses’ – Head’s up Mr. Darvin – News for the evolution of species!@!

I wonder if the Mexican authoraties have impounded ‘Blacky’s’ passport – just so that he doesn’t jump bail and leave the country!! Specially since he still has to pay back $480 to each man for the missed workdays!!!

 

]]> http://tlsn.wordpress.com/2008/05/24/donkey-jailed-for-assault-released/feed/ 0 Varun no The Quote in Yellow: “A Mexican Donkey  – Blacky – has been freed from jail after doing time for acting like a jackass” Observation1: Nice of the journalist to specify the Donkey’s nationality Observation2: Donkey’s (M The Quote in Yellow: “A Mexican Donkey  – Blacky – has been freed from jail after doing time for acting like a jackass” Observation1: Nice of the journalist to specify the Donkey’s nationality Observation2: Donkey’s (Mexican in this case) act like ‘Jackasses’ – Head’s up Mr. Darvin – News for the evolution of species!@! I wonder if the [...]Good for laughs, donkeys, Extreme Stupidity, jackasses, mexican donkeys, mexico jails, Stupidityhttp://tlsn.wordpress.com/2008/05/24/donkey-jailed-for-assault-released/http://tlsn.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/hbl-may-23-2008-donkey-jailed6.jpg Dream exam with answers on back http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheLighterSideOfNews/~3/KPWLQhCZaNM/ http://tlsn.wordpress.com/2008/05/23/dream-exam-with-answers-on-back/#comments Fri, 23 May 2008 11:30:19 +0000 Varun http://tlsn.wordpress.com/?p=21 ]]>

12, 000 school kids and none of them notices the answers on the back of the paper???  WTF!!

]]> http://tlsn.wordpress.com/2008/05/23/dream-exam-with-answers-on-back/feed/ 2 Varun no 12, 000 school kids and none of them notices the answers on the back of the paper???  WTF!! 12, 000 school kids and none of them notices the answers on the back of the paper???  WTF!! Good for laughs, exams, idots!, music school, paper leakhttp://tlsn.wordpress.com/2008/05/23/dream-exam-with-answers-on-back/http://tlsn.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/hbl-may-23-2008-dream-exam.jpg American’s can send cell phones to Cuba: Bush http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheLighterSideOfNews/~3/Z-SByRGaHNU/ http://tlsn.wordpress.com/2008/05/22/americans-can-send-cell-phones-to-cuba-bush/#comments Thu, 22 May 2008 12:47:09 +0000 Varun http://tlsn.wordpress.com/?p=19 ]]>

A case in point… how cellphones look to solve in Cuba what bombs couldn’t solve in Iran and Afghanistan!!

Say hello to freedom of expression – the wireless way!

]]> http://tlsn.wordpress.com/2008/05/22/americans-can-send-cell-phones-to-cuba-bush/feed/ 0 Varun no A case in point… how cellphones look to solve in Cuba what bombs couldn’t solve in Iran and Afghanistan!! Say hello to freedom of expression – the wireless way! A case in point… how cellphones look to solve in Cuba what bombs couldn’t solve in Iran and Afghanistan!! Say hello to freedom of expression – the wireless way! Good for laughs, Bush, cell phones, Cuba, how not to bomb a countryhttp://tlsn.wordpress.com/2008/05/22/americans-can-send-cell-phones-to-cuba-bush/http://tlsn.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/americans-can-send-cell-phones-to-cuba-bush.jpg nonadult