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r_text[0] = "Society is a tenuous agreement of civility and morality,<br />made never more fragile than when an <i>asshole</i> gets involved.";
r_text[1] = "He may no longer be in office, but his era of dickishness is still with us.";
r_text[2] = "Do you cover your mouth when you sneeze?<br />Then we shouldn&#8217;t have to explain why you need to wear a mask!";
r_text[3] = "I fucking HATE digital color grading.<br />It&#8217;s making movies, TV shows, and commercials look like drab, ugly shit!";
r_text[4] = "It&#8217;s &#8220;an-other&#8221;,<br /><i>not</i> &#8220;a-nother&#8221;";
r_text[5] = "What the fuck happened to the Republican party?";
r_text[6] = "GROW A BRAIN!";
r_text[7] = "It&#8217;s well documented that Trump constantly lies<br />so why do people still pay attention to anything he says?";
r_text[8] = "I so want to stop talking about that fucking asshole, but he just won&#8217;t go away!";
r_text[9] = "Cover your nose!<br />A mask isn&#8217;t for your <i>chin</i>!";
r_text[10] = "Why am I trying to convince Trumpers to stop believing he won?<br />These are the same dumbshits who still wave Confederate flags.";
r_text[11] = "Don&#8217;t believe the lies.";
r_text[12] = "Tired of wearing a mask? You won't need to once we all get vaccinated.";
r_text[13] = "Covid-19 establishes itself first in the nasal cavity before working its way to the lungs.<br>KEEP YOUR MASK UP OVER YOUR NOSE!";
r_text[14] = "GOD GAVE YOU A BRAIN!";
r_text[15] = "Great.<br>Just great.<br>Just because you idiots won&#8217;t do what&#8217;s good for you, we have to wear masks again.";
r_text[16] = "Hey, drivers,<br>try getting in the turn lane and <i>then</i> start your turn.<br>Stop slowing down everyone behind you.";
r_text[17] = "When did the effects of pollution on the environment become something of debate?<br>Why is protecting yourself against infectious disease partisan?<br>How did people get so goddamned stupid?";
r_text[18] = "Has it ever occurred to any modern-day Republican in government to do something to <i>BENEFIT</i> people?";
r_text[19] = "Asterisk.<br>Risk<br>Not &#8220;<i>rix&#8221;</i>.Risk.<br>Risk, <i>risk</i> RISK.<br>It's not that fuckinhg difficult.";
r_text[20] = "TRUMP LOST.<br>Why is this still in question?";

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r_text[5] = "Wearing a mask is a sign of weakness?<br />Acting like the pandemic is over just because you&#8217;re tired of it is <i>childish</i>.";
r_text[6] = "Wearing a mask is a sign of weakness?<br />Acting like the pandemic is over just because you&#8217;re tired of it is <i>infantile</i>.";
r_text[12] = "Wear a damned mask!";
r_text[15] = "FFS,<br>the election was certified.<br>Biden won the popular vote, Biden won the electoral college.<br>Why is this so fucking hard to comprehend?";
r_text[18] = "I&#8217;ve been informed my previous term for Trump could be offensive to certain people.<br>Therefore I am altering it to &#8220;Ass-sucking cock-hole.&#8221;";
r_text[X] = "No, I don't need your medical-grade braces.<br />Shut up about your medical-grade braces.<br />Go fuck yourself with your medical-grade braces.<br /><br />Seriously, why are there so many goddamned robocalls about medical-grade braces?";
r_text[2] = "My prediction? <i>TIME</i>&#8217;s 2019 Person of the Year: The Asshole.";
r_text[0] = "If Bill Clinton can get impeached for a blowjob,<br />Donald Trump can get impeached for a clusterfuck.<br /><br />#ITMFA";
r_text[3] = "&#8220;Oh my God. This is terrible. This is the end of my Presidency. I&#8217;m fucked&#8221;<br />&hellip;are <i>not</i> the words of an innocent man.<br /><br />#ITMFA";  
r_text[6] = "#ITMFA";
r_text[9] = "The Republican bullshit about the whistleblower is like having a signed confession from a criminal but obsessing over &#8220;where did he buy the sheet of paper?&#8221;";
r_text[16] = "&#8220;So, supposing we hit the body with a tremendous &ndash; whether it&#8217;s ultraviolet or just very powerful &ndash; light, and I think you said that that hasn&#8217;t been checked but you&#8217;re going to test it. And then I said, supposing you brought the light inside the body, which you can do either through the skin or in some other way, and I think you said you&#8217;re going to test that too. It sounds interesting&hellip;&#8221;<br />&ndash; Donald J. Trump, Genius";
_text[17] = "&#8220;&hellip;And then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning. Because you see it gets in the lungs and it does a tremendous number on the lungs. So it would be interesting to check that. So, that, you&#8217;re going to have to use medical doctors with. But it sounds &ndash; it sounds interesting to me.&#8221;<br />&ndash; Donald J. Trump, Genius";
r_text[9] = "ATTENTION INTERNET:<br />I DO NOT GIVE A RAT'S ASS WHAT YOU CONSIDER A SANDWICH IS";
r_text[15] = "People want to break the quarantine rules because they want a <i>haircut</i>?<br />When did the U.S. become so full of pussies?";
r_text[5] = "The question isn&#8217;t <i>when</i> to impeach, it&#8217;s <i>why stop at one</i>?";
"If you&#8217;re putting up Trump yard signs <i>now</i> &ndash; after all the inquiries, revelations, confessions, indictments, a goddamned <i>impeachment</i>, and and an absence of leadership which is actually leading to the <i>deaths</i> of thousands &ndash; you are either willfully ignorant or you&#8217;re just a dick.";
"Trump has moved from dumbshit to <i>dangerous</i> shit.";
"Four years was four years too much!";
"Election Night is not a TV show. A winner is not declared at the end.<br />The networks might <i>project</i> a winner, but the vote count goes on as long as it needs to.<br />And Trump is old enough to know this.";
"Trump says if he loses, the election was rigged.<br />I say if he wins, the election was <i>stolen</I>.";
r_text[8] = "Why am I always asked to solve that bald S.O.B.&#8127;s bathroom problems?<br />Let him fix his own goddamned toilet!";
r_text[0] = "A known fraud, conman, and pathological liar cries &#8220;fake news&#8221;<br />and <i>he</i> is what you believe?";
r_text[2] = "Every parent has learned how to tell their toddler &#8220;No.&#8221;<br />Why aren&#8217;t there any parents in the White House?";
r_text[6] = "Trump is so repellent, I truly do not understand why so many people work for him, cover for him, or support for him.";
r_text[8] = "The only way Trump could be considered a King is because he&#8217;s a fucKing idiot.";
r_text[9] = "Trump has spent his entire life lying and bullshitting.<br />Why would you continue to trust him?";
r_text[10] = "Trump has spent his entire life lying and bullshitting.<br />Why would you continue to believe him?";
r_text[11] = "It&#8217;s depressing that Trump is too fucking stupid to know how fucking stupid he is.";
r_text[12] = "Jesus Christ, I am so done with this.";
r_text[15] = "For someone with so many financial failures and bankruptices, you&#8217;d expect Trump would have gotten used to being a loser by now.";
r_text[17] = "Trump admits he lied to and misled the American people about the severity of the pandemic, and <i>more</i> Trump/Pence signs go up?<br>What the fuck is wrong with you people?!";
r_text[22] = "Hey, Trump!<br />You lost. &nbsp; Go away.";
r_text[19] = "Trump&#8217;s Dinosaur Presidency:<br />Manages to operate with a tiny brain and doesn&#8217;t realize it&#8217;s already dead.";
r_text[23] = "How can Trump be such a bad loser<br />when he&#8217;s such a big one?";
r_text[24] = "ENOUGH!";
r_text[25] = "&#8220;Stop the Steal&#8221;?<br />STOP THE SHIT!";
r_text[26] = "The only fraud is the asshole yelling &#8220;Fraud!&#8221;";
r_text[27] = "FFS, TRUMP,<br />YOU LOST. LEAVE!";
r_text[28] = "TRUMP is the fraud.<br />The fraud is TRUMP.";
r_text[14] = "Let me know when we can finally stop talking about Trump.<br>I can&#8217;t wait.";
r_text[15] = "Just imagine how much nicer life would be if people had only told Trump to fuck off more.";
r_text[13] = "To Trump, anything that makes him look bad is &#8220;Fake news!&#8221;<br>Outside of his ego, anything that makes him look bad is better known as <i>reality</i>.";
r_text[7] =  "All this, so that the most corrupt and incompetent president gets to stay in office."; 
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