The Love House

My other salsa (and guacamole) recipe

2012-01-20T23:41:00.000-09:00

Russel's Salsa Recipe.

1 jalapeno, finely diced
1 Anaheim pepper, finely diced
1 habanero pepper, finely diced (if you like it hot).
1/2 red onion, finely diced
1/2 sweet onion (vidalia, or Walla Walla) finely diced
1 Roma tomato, finely diced
1 tsp ground cumin
4 cloves garlic, crushed
1/2 tsp salt
1/2 tsp white pepper
1-1/2 T lime juice
1-1/2 T red wine vinegar
3 T chopped fresh cilantro
1 small can Hunt's tomato sauce

Mix together, and chill for a couple of hours to let the flavors mingle.

If you take everything but leave out the tomato sauce and mix together with 2 large or 3 small avocados finely diced, it makes a wonderful guacamole.

The Sugarplum Favor

2011-12-23T13:56:00.001-09:00

Tad Williams’ new short story collection, A Stark And Wormy Knight, is available now, worldwide, as an ebook, $4.99 (or equivalent) for one month

http://www.amazon.com/Stark-Wormy-Knight-ebook/dp/B006P2QX3U

The following story is unique to this blog and a few others. Happy Holidays.

THE SUGARPLUM FAVOR

(A Christmas Story)

Tad Williams

Danny Mendoza counted his change three times in while the teacher talked about what they were all supposed to bring for the class winter holiday party tomorrow. It was really a Christmas party, at least in Danny's class, because that's what all the kids' families' celebrated. Danny had his party contribution covered. He had volunteered to bring napkins and paper plates and cups because his family had some left over from his little brother's birthday party with characters from Gabba Gabba Hey on them. He’d get teased about that, he knew, but he didn’t want to ask his mother to make something because she was so busy with his little brothers and the baby, and now that Danny’s stepfather Luis had lost his job they had a Money Situation. Danny could live with a little teasing.

Danny was going to buy a candy bar for his mother, one of those big ones. That was going to be his Christmas present to her and Danny knew how much she'd like it -- he hadn't just inherited his small size and nimble fingers from her, he'd got her sweet tooth, too. And she had just been talking about the Christmas a few years ago when Luis had a good job with the Sanitation Department and he'd brought her a whole box of See's chocolates. Danny knew he couldn't match that, but the last of the money he'd saved up from raking leaves in the neighborhood and walking old Mrs. Rosales' wheezy little dog should be enough to buy a big old Hershey bar that would make Mama smile. No, what to get wasn't a problem. The thing that had him thinking so hard as he went down the street at a hurried walk, hands shoved deep into his jacket pockets, was whether he dared to get it now or should wait another day.

In Danny's San Jose neighborhood the Mercado Estrella was like an African water hole, not only a crucial source of nurture but also the haunt of the most fearsome predator in his 3rd grade world. Any stop at the little market meant he risked running into Hector Villaba, the big, mean fifth-grade kid who haunted Danny's days and often his nights as well. Danny couldn't even begin to guess how much candy and other goodies Hector had stolen from him and the other kids over the years, but it was a lot -- Hector was the elementary school's Public Enemy Number One. About half the time his victims got shoved around, too, or even hit, and none of the grown-ups ever did anything about it except to tell their humiliated sons they should learn how to fight back. That was probably because Hector Villaba’s father was a violent, drunken brute who didn't care what Hector did and everyone in the neighborhood was as scared of him as the kids at school were scared of his son. The last time someone in the neighborhood had called the police on Hector’s dad, all their windows had been broken while they were at church and their car scratched from one end to another.

Danny was still trying to make up his mind whether to risk stopping at the market today or wait for better odds tomorrow (when class ended early because of the holiday) when he saw Mrs. Rosales walking Pinto, her little spotted dog. He almost crossed the street because he knew she'd want to talk to him and he'd spent a lot of time doing that already last week when went to her house to get Pinto nearly every day. He was too close, though, she’d seen him, and Jesus hated being rude to old people almost as much as he hated it when kids lied, or at least that was what his mama always told him. Danny wasn't expecting much from Santa anyway, but if Jesus got upset things would probably be even worse. He sighed and continued toward her.

"Look who's here!" Mrs. Rosales said when she saw him. "Look, Pinto mi querida, it's your friend Danny!" But when he waved and would have passed by she told him, "Hold on a moment, young man, I want to talk to you."

He stopped, but he was really worried that Hector and his friends might catch up if he stood around too long. "Yes, Mrs. Rosales?"

"I short-changed you the other day." She took out a little coin purse. It took her a long time to get it open with her knobby old fingers. "I owe you a dollar."

“Really?” Danny was astonished.

She pulled out a piece of paper that looked like it had been folded and unfolded a hundred times and handed it to him. "I know boys need money this time of year!"

He thanked her, petted Pinto (who growled despite all their time together, because Pinto was a spoiled brat) and hurried toward the market. Another dollar! It was like one of those Christmas miracles on a television show – like the Grinch’s heart growing so much it made the x-ray machine go sproing! This changed everything. He could not only buy his mom's present, he could buy something for himself, too. He briefly considered blowing the whole dollar on a Butterfinger, his very favorite, but he knew hard candies would be a better investment -- he could share them with his younger brothers, and it was Christmas-time, after all. But whatever he got, he didn't want to wait for tomorrow, not now that he had something to spend on himself. Danny Mendoza had been candy-starved for days. Nothing sweeter than the baby's butterscotch pudding had passed his lips that week, and the pudding hadn't been by his own choice. (His baby sister had discovered that if she waved her spoon things flew and splattered, and she liked that new trick a lot.) If he hurried to the market he should still get there long before Hector and his friends, who had many children to harass and humiliate on their way home. It was a risk, of course, but with an unexpected dollar in his pocket Danny felt strangely confident. There had to be such a thing as Christmas luck, didn't there? After all, it was a whole holiday about Jesus getting born, and Jesus was kind to everybody. Although it sure hadn’t seemed like a lucky Christmas when Luis, Danny’s stepfather, had lost his job in the first week of December. But maybe things were going to get better now -- maybe, as his mama sometimes said, the Mendoza family’s luck was going to change.

He was even more willing to believe in miracles when he saw no sign of Hector and his friends at the market. As he walked in Christmas music was playing loudly on the radio, that "Joy to the World" song sung by some smooth television star. Tia Marisol, the little old lady who ran the place on her own since her husband died, was trying to hang some lights above the cigarettes behind the cash register. She wasn’t his real aunt, of course. Everybody in the neighbohood just called her “Tia.”

"Oye, little man," she called when she turned around and saw him. "How's your mama?"

"Fine, Tia Marisol. I'm getting her a present." He made his way past the postres to the long candy rack. So many colors, so many kinds! It almost seemed to glow, like in one of those cartoons where children found a treasure-cave. When Danny was little, it was what he had imagined when the minister at the church talked about Heaven. The only better thing he had ever seen in his whole life was the huge piñata at one of his school friends’ birthday party, years and years ago. When the birthday boy knocked the piñata open and candy came showering out and all the kids could jump in and take what they want – that had been amazing. Like winning a game show on television. Danny still dreamed about it sometimes.

Danny realized that he was staring like a dummy at the rack of candy when every second the danger that Hector and his friends would arrive kept growing. He quickly examined the big Hershey bars until he found one with a perfect wrapper, a massive candy bar that looked as if it had been made special for a commercial. He would have loved to spend more time browsing -- how often did he have a whole dollar to spend just on candy? -- but he knew time was short, so he grabbed a good-sized handful of hard, sour candies for sucking, took several different colors of candy ropes; then, as worry grew inside him, as uncomfortable as needing to pee, he finally snatched up a handful of bubble gum and ran to the front counter.

"What's your hurry, m'hijo?" Tia Marisol asked.

"Mom needs me," he said, which he hoped was not enough of a lie to ruin Jesus' upcoming celebration. After all, Mom did always need his help, especially by this time in the day when she'd been on her own with the baby and the littlest brother since morning, and had just walked the other brother home from preschool. He pulled the three dollars worth of much-counted change out of one pocket and mounded it in front of Tia Marisol, then put the Hershey bar and his own handful of candy down beside it before digging out the crumpled dollar Mrs. Rosales had given him. She slid her glasses a little way down her nose while she looked at it all.

"Where'd you get so much money, Danny?"

"Raking lawns. Taking Mrs. Rosales dog for walks."

Tia Marisol smiled, handed him back twenty-three cents, and put everything into a paper bag. "You're a good boy. You and your family have a happy Christmas. Tell your mama I said hello, would you?"

"Sure." He was already halfway through the door, heart beating.

The Christmas miracle continued outside: other than a couple of young mothers with strollers and bundled-up babies, and the old men who sat on the bus bench across the street drinking from bottles in paper bags, the area around the store was still clear. Danny began to walk toward home as fast as he could without running, because he had the bag under his coat now and he didn't want to melt Mama's candy bar. Still, he was almost skipping, he was so happy. Joy to the world, the Lord is come...!

"Hey, Mendoza," someone shouted in a hoarse voice. "What's in the bag, maricon?"

Danny stopped, frozen for a moment like a cornered animal, but then he began to walk again, faster and faster until he was running. There was no question whose voice that was. Pretty much every kid in his school knew it and feared it.

"Hold up, Mendoza, or I'll kick your ass good!" The voice was getting closer. He could hear the whir of bike tires on the sidewalk coming up behind him fast. He looked back and saw that Hector Villaba and his big, stupid friends Rojo and Chuy were bearing down on him on their bikes, and in another second or two would ride him down. He lunged to the side just as Hector stuck out his foot and shoved him, sending Danny crashing into the low wire fence of the house he was passing. He bounced off and tumbled painfully to the sidewalk as Hector and his gang stopped just a few yards ahead, now blocking the sidewalk that led Danny home. The hard candies had fallen out of his bag and were scattered across the sidewalk. He got down on his knees, hurrying to pick them up, doing everything he could to avoid eye contact with Hector and the others, but when he reached for the last one Hector's big, stupid basketball-shoe was on top of it. The older boy leaned over and picked it up. "Jolly Rancher, huh? Not bad. Not great, but not bad." He waved it in Danny's face, making him look up from all fours like a dog at its master. "I asked you what's in the bag, Mendoza?"

"Nothing! It's for my mama."

"For your mama? Oh, iddn't dat sweet?" Hector's fingers hooked under Danny's chin and lifted. Danny didn't fight -- he knew it wasn't going to help -- but he still flinched when he saw Hector's round, sweaty face so close, the angry, pale yellow-brown eyes. Hector Villaba even had the beginnings of a real mustache, a hairy smudge on his upper lip. It was one of the things that made him so scary, one of the reasons why even bigger twelve year olds like Chuy and Rojo let him lead them -- a fifth-grader with a mustache!

"C'mon, open it up," Hector told him. "Let's see what you got for your mama." When Danny still didn't offer up the bag, Hector's friend Chuy put a foot on Danny's back and pushed down so hard that Danny had to brace himself to keep from being shoved against the sidewalk. “I said show me, maricon," said Hector. "Chuy gonna break your spine. He knows karate."

Danny handed Hector the bag, biting his lip, determined not to cry. Hector pulled out the big Hershey Bar. "Hijole!" he said. "Look at that! Something for your mama, shit -- you were going to eat that all by yourself. Not even share none with us. That's cold, man."

"It is for my mother! It is!" Danny pushed up against Chuy's heavy hiking boot trying to reach the candy bar, which didn't look anywhere near so huge clamped in Hector Villaba's plump, dirty fingers. Chuy took his weight off for a moment, then kicked Danny in the ribs hard enough to make him drop to the concrete and hug himself in pain.

"If you try any more shit, we'll hurt you good," said Hector, laughing as he unwrapped the candy bar. He tossed a piece to Chuy, then another to Rojo, who grabbed it out of the air and shoved it in his mouth like a starving dog, then licked his fingers. Hector leaned down and gave Danny another shove, hard enough to crash him against the fence again. "Don't you ever try to hide anything from me. I know where you live, dude. I'll come over and slap the bitch out of you and your mama both." He pointed to the hard candies still clutched in Danny's hands. "Get that other shit, too, yo," Hector told Rojo, and the big, freckled kid bent Danny's fingers back until he surrendered it all.

The Christmas chocolate bar, looking sad and naked with half its foil peeled away, was still clutched in Hector's hand as he and his friends rode away laughing, sharing the hard candy out of the bag.

For a while Danny just sat on the cold sidewalk and wished he had a knife or even a gun and he could kill Hector Villaba, even if it made Jesus unhappy for weeks. At that moment Danny almost felt like he could do it. The rotten, mean bastard had taken his mom's present!

At last Danny wiped his eyes and continued home. It was starting to get dark and the wind was suddenly cold, which made his scratched-up hands ache. When he reached the apartment he let himself in, dropped his book bag by the door, then called a greeting to his mama feeding Danny's baby sister in the kitchen as he hurried on to the bathroom so he could clean up his scratches and tear-stained face and do his best to hide the damage to the knees of his pants before she saw him up close. It wouldn't do any good to tell her what had happened – she couldn’t do anything and it would make her very sad. Danny was used to keeping quiet about what went on between home and school, school and home.

After a while he went out and sat at the table and watched as his mother fed green goop to the baby. Even her smile for Danny looked tired. Mama worked so hard to keep them all fed and dressed, hardly ever yelled, and even sang old songs from Mexico for Danny and his brothers when she wasn't too tired...

And now that cabron Hector had stolen her present, and he didn’t have any money left to get her something else.

Later that night, when the house was quiet and everyone was asleep, Danny found himself crying again. It was so unfair! What had happened to the Christmas luck? Or did that kind of thing only happen to other kids, other families?

“Please, Jesus,” he prayed quietly. “I just have to get Mama something for Christmas – something Hector can’t take. If that’s a miracle, okay – I mean, I know you can’t do them all the time, but if you got one...an extra one...”

Something woke him up – a strange noise in the living room. For a moment he lay in bed wondering if Santa Claus might have come, but then he remembered it was still three days until Christmas. Still, he could definitely hear something moving, a kind of quiet fluttery sound. His brothers were both sprawled in boneless, little-boy sleep across the mattress they shared, so he climbed carefully over them and made his way out to the living room. At first he saw nothing more unusual than the small Christmas tree on top of the coffee table, but as he stared, his eyes trying to get used to the dark, he saw the tree was...moving? Yes, moving, the top of the pine wagging like a dog’s tail.

Danny had never heard of a Christmas tree coming to life, not even in a TV movie, and it scared him. He picked up the tennis racket with the missing strings Luis kept promising to fix, then crawled toward the scraggly tree with its ornaments of foil and cut paper.

As he got closer he could see that something small was caught in the tree’s topmost branch, trying to fly away but not succeeding. He could hear its wings beating so fast they almost buzzed. A bird, trapped in the apartment? A really big moth?

Danny looked for one of the baby's bowls to trap it, then had a better idea and crept to the kitchen cabinet where his mom kept the washed jars. He picked a big one that had held sandwich spread and slithered commando-style back to the living room. Whatever the thing was, it was really stuck, tugging and thrashing as it tried to free itself from the pine needles. He dropped the jar over it and pulled carefully on the branch until the thing could finally get free, then Danny clapped the lid on the jar to keep it from escaping.

The thing inside the jar went crazy now, flying against the glass, the wings going so fast that it made it hard for him to see for certain what it was. The strange thing was, it actually looked like a person -- a tiny, tiny little person no bigger than a sparrow. That was crazy. Danny knew it was crazy. He knew he had to be dreaming.

"What are you doing?" the thing said in a tiny, rasping voice. It didn’t sound happy at all. "Let me go!"

Danny was so startled to hear it talk that he nearly dropped the jar. He held it up to the light coming in from the street lamp to get a better look. The prisoner in the jar was a little lady -- a lady with wings! A real, honest-to-goodness Christmas miracle! "Are you...an angel?" he asked.

"Let me out, young man, and we'll talk about it." She didn't sound much like an angel. Actually, she sounded a lot like that scratchy-voiced nanny on that TV show his mama watched sometimes. Her hair was yellow and kind of wild and sticky-uppy, and she wore a funny little dancing dress. She was also carrying a bag over her shoulder like Santa did, except that hers wasn’t much bigger than Danny’s thumb .

"P-Promise you won't fly away?" he asked this strange small person. "If I let you out?"

She had her tiny hands pressed up against the inside of the jar. She shook her head so hard her little sparkly crown almost fell off. "Promise. But hurry up -- I don't like enclosed places. Honest, it makes me want to scream. Let me out, please."

"Okay. But no cheating." He unscrewed the lid on the jar and slowly turned it over. The tiny lady rose up, fluttering into the light that streamed through the living room window.

“Oh, that’s so much better,” she said. “I got stuck in a panoramic Easter egg once, wedged between a frosting bunny and a cardboard flower pot. Thought I was going to lose my mind.”

"Wow,” he said. “Who are you? What are you?"

She carefully landed on the floor near his knee. "I'm a sugarplum fairy," she said. "Like in that ballet."

"Huh?"

"Never mind. Look, thanks for getting me loose from that tree.” She turned herself around trying to look down at herself. “Rats! Ripped my skirt. I hate conifers.” She turned back to Danny. “I didn't mean to scare you, I was just passing through the neighborhood when I felt somebody thinking candy thoughts -- real serious candy thoughts. I mean, it was like someone shouting. Anyway, that’s what we do, us sugarplum fairies -- we handle the candy action, especially at Christmas time. So I thought I should come and check it out. Was it you? Because if it was, you’ve got the fever bad, kid.” She reached into her bag and produced a lollypop bigger than she was, something that couldn’t possibly have fit in there. “Here, have one on me. You look like you need it.”

"Wow. Wow!" He suddenly realized he was talking out loud and dropped his voice, worried that he would wake up his mama and Luis. He reached out for the lollypop. "You're really a fairy. Do you know Jesus?"

She shrugged. "I think he’s in another department. What's your name? It's Danny, isn't it?"

He nodded. "Yeah.” It suddenly struck him. “You know my name...?"

"I've got it all written down somewhere." She started riffling through her bag again, then pulled out something that looked like a tiny phone book. She took out an equally small pair of glasses, opened the book and began reading. “For some reason you fell off the list here, Danny. No wonder you're so desperate -- you haven't had a sugarplum delivery in quite a while! Well, that at least I can do something about.” She frowned as she took a pen out of the apparently bottomless bag and made a correction. “Of course, they may not process the new order until early next year, and I’m not scheduled back in this area until Valentines Day.” She frowned. “Doesn’t seem fair...” A moment later her tiny face brightened. “Hey, since you saved me from that tree branch I think I’m allowed to give you a wish. Would you like that?”

“Really? A wish?”

“Yes. I can do that.”

“You’ll give me a wish? Like magic? A wish?”

She frowned again. “Come on, kid, I know you’ve been shorted on candy the last couple of years but is your blood sugar really that low? I just very clearly said I will give you a wish. We’re allowed to when someone helps us out."

He was so excited he could barely sit still. It was a Christmas miracle after all, a real one! "Could I wish for, like, a million dollars?" Then even if Luis didn't find another job for a while, the family would be okay. More than okay.

She shook her head. "Sorry, kid, no. I only do candy-related wishes. You want one of those extra big gummy bears? I hear those are popular this year. I could bend some rules and get it to you by Christmas."

He was tempted -- he'd seen an ad on television -- but now it was his turn to shake his head. "Could I just get a big Hershey bar? One of those extra-big ones? For my mother?"

The little woman tilted her head up so she could see him better from where she stood down on the ground. "Truly? Is that all you want? Gee, kid, I could feel the desperation coming off this house like weird off an elf. You sure you don't want something a little more...substantial? A pile of candy, maybe? A year's supply of gumdrops or something? As long as it's candy-related, I can probably get it done for you, but you better decide quick.” She pulled quite a large pocket watch on a chain out of her bag, then put on her glasses again. “After midnight, and I’ve still got half my rounds to go." She looked up at him. "You seem like a nice kid, Danny, and it doesn't look like you guys are exactly swimming in presents and stuff. How about a nice pile of candy, assorted types? Or if you'd rather just concentrate on -- what did you say, Hershey Bars? -- I could probably arrange a shopping bag of those or something..."

For a moment his head swam at the prospect of a grocery bag full of giant chocolate bars, more than Hector the Butt-head Villaba could ever dream of having now matter how much he stole...but then another idea came floating up from deep down in Danny’s thoughts – a strange, dark idea.

"Can you do all kinds of wishes? Really all kinds?"

"Yeah, but just one. And it definitely has to be candy-related. I'm not a miracle worker or anything."

"Okay. Then I'll tell you what I want." Danny could suddenly see it all in his imagination, and it was very, very good.

The school holiday party was nice. Danny and his classmates played games and sang songs and had a snack of fruit and cheese and crackers. Nobody brought Chips Ahoy cookies, but one of the mothers did indeed bring cupcakes, delicious chocolate ones with silver, green and red sprinkles for Christmas. There were even enough left over that although Danny had finished his long ago despite making it last as long as possible, he was allowed to take home the last two for his little brothers. He suspected that the teacher knew his family didn't have much money, but for this one day it didn't embarrass him at all.

After the bell rang Danny followed the other third-graders toward the school gate, holding one cupcake carefully in each hand, his book bag draped over his shoulder. He was watching his feet so carefully that he didn't see what made the other children suddenly scatter to either side, but as soon as he heard the voice he knew the reason.

"Look at that, it's Maricon Mendoza, yo," said Hector Villaba. "What'd you bring us for Christmas, kid?" Danny looked up. The mustached monster was sitting astride his bike just a few yards down the sidewalk, flanked by Rojo and Chuy. "Oh, yeah, dude -- cupcakes!" said Hector. “You remembered our Christmas presents." He scooted his bike forward until he stood directly over Danny, then reached out for the cupcakes. Danny couldn't help it -- he jerked back when Hector tried to take them, even though he knew it would probably earn him another bruising.

"Punch the little chulo’s face in," Rojo suggested.
Hector dropped his bike with a clatter. The other kids from school who had stopped to stare in horrified fascination jumped out of his way as he strode forward and grabbed the cupcakes out of Danny's hands. He peeled the paper off one and shoved the whole cupcake in his mouth, then tossed the other to Chuy. "You two split that," he said through a mouthful of devil's food, then turned his attention back to Danny, who was so scared and excited that he felt like electricity was running through him. "Next time, you better remember to bring one for each of us, Mendoza. You only bring two, that's going to get your ass kicked."

Danny backed away. It was hard to look into those yellow-brown eyes and not run crying, let alone keep thinking clearly, but Danny did his best. He dropped his book bag to the ground and out fell the stringless tennis racket that he had brought from home. Hector hooted with angry laughter as Danny snatched it up and held it before him as if it was a cross and Hector was a vampire.

"Que? You going to try to hit me, little boy?" Hector laughed again, but he didn't sound happy. He didn't like it when people stood up to him. "I'll take that away from you and beat your ass black and blue, Mendoza." The bully took a step nearer and held out his hand. "Give it to me or I'll break your fingers."

"No." Danny wasn't going to step back any farther. He lifted the racket, waved it around like a baseball bat. It was old and flimsy, but he had come to school determined today. "You can't have it...you fat asshole."

Behind Hector, Rojo let out a surprised chortle, but Hector Villaba didn’t think it was funny at all.

"That's it," he said, curling his hands into fists. "After I kick your ass, I'm gonna rub your face in dog shit. Then I'm gonna kick your ass again. You're gonna spend Christmas in the hospital." Without warning, he charged toward Danny.

Danny stepped to the side and swung the racket as hard as he could, hitting Hector right in the stomach. With a whoop of surprise and pain Hector bent double, but when he looked up he didn't look hurt, just really, really mad, his eyes staring like a crazy dog's eyes.

"That's...it. I'm...going...to...get...you...Mendoza..." he said, then sucked in air and stood up straight, but even as he did so a funny expression crossed his face and he looked down at where he was holding his belly. Hector’s hands were suddenly full of crackling, cellophane-wrapped hard candies, so many of them that they cascaded over his fingers and onto the ground. He lifted his hands in disbelief to look and dozens more of the candies slid out of the front of his open jacket -- candy bars, too, fun-size and even regular ones, Snickers bars, Mounds, Tootsie Rolls, lollipops, candy canes, even spicy tamarindos. The other children from the school stared in horrified fascination, guessing that Danny had broken a bag that Hector had been carrying under his coat. They were so scared of Hector that they didn’t move an inch toward any of the candy that was still slithering out of the big boy’s coat and pooling on the ground at his feet.

"Oh, man," one of the other third graders said in a hoarse whisper, "Mendoza's going to get beat up so bad...!"

But even more candy was pouring out of Hector’s belly now, as if someone had turned on a candy-faucet, a great river of sweets running out of the place where Danny had knocked him open with his old tennis racket.

"What the...?" Then Hector Villaba looked down at himself and began to scream in terror. Candy was showering out of him faster and faster onto the sidewalk, already piled as high as the cuffs of his pants and still coming.

"Hijole, dude!" said Rojo. "You're a piñata!"

Hector looked at him, eyes rolling with fear, then he turned sprinted away down the street squealing like a kindergartner, a flood of candy still pouring from him, Crunch Bars, M&Ms, (plain and peanut) as well as boxes of gumdrops and wax-wrapped pieces of taffy, all raining onto the street around the bully's legs and feet, bouncing and rolling.

Rojo and Chuy watched Hector run for a moment, then turned to stare at Danny with a mixture of apprehension and confusion. Then turned from him to look at each other, came to some kind of agreement, and threw themselves down on their knees to start scooping up the candy that had fallen out of Hector Villaba. Within a few seconds the other school kids were all scrambling across the ground beside them, everybody shoveling candy into their pockets as fast as they could.

Danny waited until he wasn't breathing so hard, then started for home, following the clear trail of candy that had gushed from Hector Villaba as he ran. He didn't bother to pick up everything, since for once in his life he could afford to be selective. He stuffed one pocket of his jacket with candy for his brothers, then filled the other just with Butterfinger Bars, at least six or seven, but kept walking with his head down until he spotted a nice, big Hershey Bar in good condition which he zipped in his book bag so it would stay safe for his mother. The rest of the way home he picked up whatever looked interesting and threw it into the book bag too, until by the time he reached home he was staggering with its weight up the apartment building walkway. For once, Hector Villaba had been the one who had run home crying.

He didn't feel sorry for Hector, either, not at all. Scared as the fifth-grader was now, he would be all right when he reached home. Danny had made that a part of the wish and the fairy had said she thought it was a good idea. Jesus didn't want even mean kids to die from having their guts really fall out, Danny felt pretty sure, so he had done his best not to spoil the Lord's birthday. Of course Hector Villaba probably wouldn't have a very merry Christmas, but Danny had decided that Jesus could probably live with that.

The hen house

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The poor hens.

The fort and smokehouse. It is snowing again.

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Maps in Books

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Many times when I look at the maps of great fantasy novels, I do feel a bit let down. My undergrad degree was geography, with my primary track being urban geography (and transportation geography), and physical geography (and meteorology) as my secondary track.

Many of these maps are not possible in the natural world, and if they were formed by magic, the weather patterns must be dictated by magic also, because in a natural system, there are patterns that could be very beneficial to a plot.

Not only that, there are patterns to the distribution of settlements, many of them related to the land itself, but most of them relative to each other. These patterns influence the relative importance of every locale.

In many novels, there are vast spaces, slow transportation, yet little difference in the culture and language from one end to the other.

In other words--authors, I can give you good, smart, meaningful maps, that will be as realistic as the language you have worked so hard to invent.

That is all, my rant is over

“Muy A Gusto” Salsa

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“Muy A Gusto” Salsa

Ingredients

· 2 cans (14.5 oz. each) Hunt’s Tomato Sauce

· 1 can (14.5 oz) Hunts Petite Diced Tomato (or 4 or 5 fresh tomatoes, diced)

· 4 cloves Garlic

· ¼ cup Balsamic Vinegar

· 2 Tablespoons Lime Juice

· 1 Medium Sweet Onion (Walla-Walla or Vidalia)

· 3 Jalapeño peppers (or, if you like it HOT, 2 Jalapeños and 1 or more Habañeros)

· ¼ teaspoon ground cloves

· 1 teaspoon ground cumin

· 1 bunch fresh Cilantro

· Pinch of ground sage

· Pinch of mace

· 1 teaspoon instant Beef Bullion granules

· Salt and pepper

Prep:

Remove stems and seeds from peppers and finely dice 2 Jalapeños. Reserve the other pepper(s). (it makes it a bit easier if you have some latex gloves to wear while chopping).

Crush the cloves of garlic.

Finely dice the onion.

Finely chop the cilantro.

Empty one can tomato sauce in food processor or blender, add the garlic and reserved pepper(s). blend until smooth.

Assembly:

Empty all ingredients into mixing bowl and stir well.

If salsa has too much bitterness, add a little more salt (I usually add about a teaspoon)

--Russel Maxwell

Alaska Permanent Fund

2011-08-04T14:32:00.000-08:00

It was recently announced that the Alaska Permenant Fund grew to $40,300,000,000. I found the following comments on the Anchorage Daily News website...

"Alaska's PF is rated the 17th largest in the world at $40.3 billion. Norway's is #2 at $571 billion. Both are funded by oil. Both countries have produced around 20 billion barrels since each struck big oil in 1968. Alaska made its first deposit to the PF in 1977; Norway made its first deposit to it fund in (ready for this?) 1996.

Norway's fund contributes $20 billion a year to its national budget. Alaska's budget (operating and capital combined) is less than half that amount."

"But look on the bright side...

BP, XOM and COP take the rest of our money and invest it in places like Angola, Trinidad and Russia, where they make triple digit returns with it!

Those filthy socialists in Norway might have 'free healthcare' and 'the highest standard of living in the world' according the the Human Development Index, but we have street bums, one of the highest rates of sexual abuse in the country AND a very small and over-stuffed oligarchy of CEO's, Vice Presidents and directors making obscene amounts of money via stock option bonuses at these 3 companies.

Take that, stupid socialists!"

http://www.swfinstitute.org/fund-rankings/

So some helium walks into a bar...

2011-07-20T14:02:00.000-08:00

Or, rather than walks, floats; for helium, at room temperature, is a gas, and thus has no legs with which to walk, and, due to its lighter-than-air nature, does not sink to the ground. The bartender himself is confused, for not only is helium invisible to the naked eye in the absence of another object to contain it, should quickly dissipate. Furthermore, a cloud of helium, lacking any sort of motor system, is at the mercy of atmospheric currents and cannot enter a bar under its own power. It should not have been capable of opening the door to the bar. Even if it could, hypothetically, propel itself in such a manner, the lack of any semblance of a nervous system would make meaningful coordination difficult, if not possible. And, if the cloud of helium has no nervous system, how can it think to enter a bar? How can it be self-conscious enough to know that it desires a drink? To question it is to question the nature of the self itself. What is the self? Is the self the physical body? But when the body is wounded, and, say, a limb is lost, the removed tissue is no longer considered part of the self. Is the self the consciousness? Yet nobody denies that an individual is no longer himself when he sleeps. Is the self a spiritual force, invisible and nebulous like the helium which provokes these questions? No scientific, empirical evidence of such exists; it is the domain of scholars, priests, and mortals who chase the shadows of the unknown. Who could say? It is a question that mankind has struggled to solve since the dawn of time without success.

The bartender is facing an existential crisis when he recalls the bar's policy towards noble gases and his psyche is once again put at ease. "You're going to have to leave, we don't serve your kind here," he says, grunting at the mass of atoms.

The helium doesn't react.
(note:I didn't write this, I just thought it was funny).

Vincent (Starry, Starry Night)

2011-07-08T12:18:00.000-08:00

Vincent (Starry, Starry Night) by Don McLean

Starry, starry night.
Paint your palette blue and grey,
Look out on a summer's day,
With eyes that know the darkness in my soul.
Shadows on the hills,
Sketch the trees and the daffodils,
Catch the breeze and the winter chills,
In colors on the snowy linen land.

Now I understand what you tried to say to me,
How you suffered for your sanity,
How you tried to set them free.
They would not listen, they did not know how.
Perhaps they'll listen now.

Starry, starry night.
Flaming flowers that brightly blaze,
Swirling clouds in violet haze,
Reflect in Vincent's eyes of china blue.
Colors changing hue, morning field of amber grain,
Weathered faces lined in pain,
Are soothed beneath the artist's loving hand.

Now I understand what you tried to say to me,
How you suffered for your sanity,
How you tried to set them free.
They would not listen, they did not know how.
Perhaps they'll listen now.

For they could not love you,
But still your love was true.
And when no hope was left in sight
On that starry, starry night,
You took your life, as lovers often do.
But I could have told you, Vincent,
This world was never meant for one
As beautiful as you.

Starry, starry night.
Portraits hung in empty halls,
Frameless head on nameless walls,
With eyes that watch the world and can't forget.
Like the strangers that you've met,
The ragged men in the ragged clothes,
The silver thorn of bloody rose,
Lie crushed and broken on the virgin snow.

Now I think I know what you tried to say to me,
How you suffered for your sanity,
How you tried to set them free.
They would not listen, they're not listening still.
Perhaps they never will...

Get the MP3 here

Remembering Challenger

2011-01-28T15:45:00.000-09:00

It has been 25 years, but I will always remember the moment when I first heard about the Space Shuttle Challenger tragedy.

I wanted to be an astronaut. I was an eager follower of anything to do with the space program, and NASA. I had written to NASA and received lots of information about the Space Shuttle program, including a ticket to attend the launch of the Columbia the previous month while we were vacationing in Florida (that launch was scrubbed at T-14 seconds).

I was sick that day with the flu, and because we didn't have a TV, I was listening to the radio to try to listen to the launch. The station was playing a commercial, and they interrupted to say that, "The Space Shuttle Challenger lifted off from the Kennedy Space Center a few seconds ago..." I felt elated, yet wishing I could be there, "...and there has obviously been a major malfunction."

Huh? What did that mean?

Another announcer cut in, "The Space Shuttle exploded. Oh my God!"

Suddenly it was as if the rug was pulled out from under my feet. I called my dad and interrupted his work, and he couldn't really talk. Yet I wanted to talk about it, and I was at home by myself, so I paced the floor and cried and called everyone I could think of who might be home.

Within days, people started telling NASA jokes that were sometimes morbid, sometimes crass, but tried to cover our national uncertainty with something less horrific. After the Columbia broke apart on re-entry many of those same jokes were bandied about as a new generation saw their hopes in the space program tested.

The last time humans walked on the surface of the moon, I was a very small child. Yet, we have not gone back since. From one administration to the next, our national vision for the space program changes direction. Challenger was rushed to launch, with the warnings about the o-rings becoming brittle in freezing temps ignored.

Our current space program needs more direction than it has. Today we have space tourism, and more satellite launches. One administration wants to land people on Mars, another wants to land on an asteroid. Yet we founder as to what our Space Mission should be.

NASA has lost its place in our National Psyche, Space has dropped out of our National Dream.

The Apollo program was a very real response to the Soviet Union in the Cold War, and it captivated our nation. The Shuttle program captivated us too, on a slightly smaller scale.

Yet on that January morning, 25 years ago, our national dream of space exploration took a major blow as millions of people witnessed the death of 7 brave Americans, in a tragedy that we now know was easily avoidable.

America needs a new dream for space. Not just America--our entire world needs a new goal to push towards. In 2001 we were supposed to be sending people to the outer planets. And if our progress continued at the same pace it did in the 1960's we would be there.

How are we going to get to Star Trek-like exploration, if we can't even figure out what to do next?

Flickr link

2011-01-19T09:26:00.000-09:00

My Flickr Photostream has lots of photos and more to be added soon

There once was a fellow named Wright...

2010-10-29T11:11:00.000-08:00

There once was a fellow named Wright,
Who could travel much faster than light.
He started one day
In a relative way,
And returned on the previous night.

It happens in September up here but--

2010-09-29T16:46:00.001-08:00

October

~Rose Fyleman

The summer is over,
The trees are all bare,
There is mist in the garden and frost in the air.
The meadows are empty
And gathered the sheaves-
But isn't it lovely kicking up leaves!

John from the garden
Has taken the chairs;
It's dark in the evening
And cold on the stairs.
Winter is coming and everyone grieves-
But isn't it lovely kicking up leaves!

Longest day of the year

2010-06-21T14:17:00.000-08:00

Sunrise today: 4:11 am.
Sunset tonight: 11:45 pm.
for a total of 19 hours and 33 minutes of daylight.

Albuquerque Training

2010-05-27T08:32:00.000-08:00

The Iditarod--"The Last Great Race"

2010-03-11T10:54:00.000-09:00

Last weekend we went to the official start (or restart) of the Iditarod dog-sled race in Willow, Alaska. On Saturday they had the ceremonial start in Anchorage--but that one is just for show. The real race is from Willow, Alaska, to Nome, Alaska. Officially the race is 1049 miles (but the 49 is because Alaska is the 49th state), but the actual distance is around 1100 miles.

There was quite a crowd of people on the frozen lake (Willow Lake) where they start.

Flags of the Nations of the mushers (From left to Right--Alaska, Norway, Jamaica, Canada, Germany, and USA).

We hiked about 1/3 of a mile out onto the lake before they started to find a good spot. The mushers left in 2 minute increments.

Flat Stanley watches a dog team and musher race by.

Justin and Flat Stanley wait for the next team.

Sometimes the dogs wear little booties, so their paws don't get too cold.

Off to Nome...

Shadowrise--Volume 3 of Shadowmarch

2010-03-03T12:19:00.000-09:00

Yesterday, I received a copy of Shadowrise: Volume Three of Shadowmarch By Tad Williams.

I promise you I will have a complete review of the whole series (up to this point--one volume remaining) as soon as I can.

The Love House Book Club

2010-02-10T13:58:00.001-09:00

In January 2007, I subscribed to Audible.com.

Last summer I got a Kindle from Amazon.com.

Since then I have read quite a few books, discovered several new Authors (new to me), and have generally been reading quite a bit lately (Sorry TV).

In the spirit of this I have decided to post views and reviews of books I have read (or look forward to reading).

I am currently reading --

     The Eye of the World (Book 1 of the Wheel of Time) -- Robert Jordan
-- Reading aloud to Justin. I must say, I enjoy this series. I have listened to all of the books from Audible.com and they are enjoyable. I love the voices of Michael Kramer and Kate Reading (the narrators). I am reading this myself to Justin (age 10) from the Kindle and I am getting more out of it this go round. I will write more about this series later.

     The Dragons of Ordinary Farm -- Tad Williams & Deborah Beale
-- Reading aloud to Kenley. I was excited to see that Tad Williams and his wife Deborah Beale teamed up to write this series for young people. Tad is in my view one of the most amazing authors ever. Kenley (age 7) is enjoying this book.

     Golden Fool: Tawny Man Trilogy -- Robin Hobb
-- Reading aloud to Laura (age ##--I'll never tell). Robin Hobb is an author we discovered with a Kindle freebie (it's not free anymore). We have read the Farseer Trilogy, the Liveship Traders Trilogy, and now the Tawny Man Trilogy, all set in the same land. Robin Hobb's writing style is very character driven and it is easy to get pulled in. However, sometimes her books can be emotionally draining. I will write more about her other books soon.

   Shadowmarch: Shadowmarch: Volume I -- Tad Williams
-- Reading to myself. Just started, but already love Tad's descriptive abilities in this story. I will write reviews of Tad Williams' other books soon.

    The Final Empire--Mistborn Book 1 -- Brandon Sanderson
-- Listening to Audiobook (unabridged). I found out about Brandon Sanderson when he was asked to finish the Wheel of Time series after the death of Robert Jordan. I just started listening, will give feedback later.

So there you have it.

Our world may be a giant hologram - space - 15 January 2009 - New Scientist

2010-02-09T13:17:00.000-09:00

I'm still trying to digest this.

Our world may be a giant hologram - space - 15 January 2009 - New Scientist

On the way to Seward last summer

2009-12-24T20:25:00.000-09:00

From last summer--it will get warm again.....

2009-12-24T20:24:00.000-09:00

On the road near home

2009-12-24T20:18:00.000-09:00

This is our road

This road has a drop off of about 40+ feet on the left. (I slid off this last winter--see [link])

almost sunrise.

Around the house after the big snowstorm

2009-12-24T20:12:00.000-09:00

Laura's ready to go.

Driving to Anchorage

2009-12-24T20:10:00.000-09:00

From our weekend adventure

2009-12-24T20:08:00.000-09:00