The Lunatic's Asylum

Gold Diggers: the New Feminism...

2009-12-10T15:35:00.005-05:00

Andrea Peyser says what has needed to be said for a very long time.I've been giving it to Tiger, and deservedly so. Now, someone finally takes his bevy of sleazy Barbie Dolls to task.I wonder what this whole situation reveals abouts the uglier consequences of modern feminism?

Well, What Did You Expect?

2009-12-10T10:56:00.005-05:00

Why Obama's Nobel Speech Was Flat and Uncompelling.Speeches given by third-rate hacks receiving awards they haven't earned usually are.Unfortunately, no comment from the person most in the know.That'll teach them Euroweenies to hand out once-prestigious-and-meaningful awards like candy!Update: Victor Davis Hanson adds some insight into the terrible speech, and some reasons why, only 11 months in,

The Religion of Peace Speaks About Fort Hood...

2009-12-09T12:16:00.004-05:00

This is a load of crap. Major Hassan isn't innocent because he misunderstood the 'context' of the Koran -- he's guilty because he shot and killed people. 'Misunderstanding the Koran' is not a mitigating factor in his defense, and the only reason this pile of shit was written was because the author apparently fears the association of Islam with an insanity plea.Why are these people still alive?(H/

Strengthening the Old Alliances...

2009-12-09T10:47:00.005-05:00

The Age of Obama was supposed to be one of 'smart diplomacy' aimed at 'strengthening our old alliances'.Until it wasn't. That was really just yet another rhetorical club used to clobber GWB over the head during the campaign.The reality ever since has been a foreign policy that is frenetic, apparently driven by polls and personalities, untethered from reality, sluggish and disorganized, the

Your President: Whining Pussy...

2009-12-09T10:32:00.004-05:00

To paraphrase Barack Hussein Obama:"There's only one President of the United States at a time..."That was the refrain we heard during the historic 'transition' when the historic Hopenchanger didn't want to answer a question. If the question asked had nothing to do with the Obama Daily Infomercial during that time, it was referred back to George W. Bush in a back-handed way with that retort.

Why Is Al Gore Still Alive?

2009-12-09T10:14:00.005-05:00

And why does anyone bother asking him questions? Expecting intelligent answers from Al Gore is like expecting your dog to reveal the secrets of nuclear fusion. Then again, your dog probably understands more about Nature than Al Gore does...But, I guess because he got an Oscar, is front-and-center in the scam that is Global Warming, and is the stout (very stout -- is it me or is Al getting fatter?

And You Thought It Was Just a Really Gay Book....

2009-12-09T10:11:00.003-05:00

Frodo Lives!(Hey, I'm a big Tolkien fan, and couldn't resist). Besides, we need to talk about more than Tiger Woods today.

Saving MSgt. Grisham...

2009-12-08T19:13:00.010-05:00

JammieWearingFool posts this about an American soldier being bullied by the schoolboard in Huntsville, Alabama.It seems that Master Sergeant C.J. Grisham (apparently a very popular military blogger, although, honestly, I never heard of him) got into hot water by simply asking a question at a PTA Meeting about some proposed school uniforms for local schoolchildren (his own included).The question

Tiger's Bad is OUR Fault...

2009-12-08T12:15:00.004-05:00

From the American Thinker, we have this.There's a little bit of the 'society is to blame' mantra inherent in this view. If I'm reading this correctly (probably not), the author wants me to believe that I needed some sort of an icon, and by God, business and the media gave me one! If there's any suckers here, it's me... and poor Tiger. I drove him to it,and then I savaged him for shattering the

Oh, Tiger, You're SCREWED...

2009-12-08T09:04:00.007-05:00

ESPN TV is reporting that a blond woman was taken from Tiger Woods' home this morning, and taken to a local hospital "on advanced life-support". I don't know what the hell that means, as I would assume that any sort of life support would be 'advanced', but I'm not a medical professional. Anyway, no sooner do Hannah Storm and the forty-three other 'reporters' covering this story get you all worked

The Day of Infamy, Redux...

2009-12-07T12:08:00.007-05:00

In honor of our historically-challenged President's belief that Emperor Hirohito signed the Japanese surrender in front of General Washington on the deck of the Titanic in Montego Bay, we come again to the 68th anniversary of the Attack on Pearl Harbor. A day that other socialist-cult-of-personality-figurehead (F.D.R.) referred to as "A Day which will live...in infamy...". Obama thinks "A Day

They Should Throw the Pigs at The Muslims, Instead...

2009-12-07T10:55:00.006-05:00

Check out what the U.S. Military is doing in the world of medicine.This sort of thing would never be funded in a government-controled "Healthcare" system. Yeah,. yeah, yeah, I know the Pentagon is part of the government -- so spare me the "you're making no sense" e-mails.My point is that , under a potential Obamacare regime, if medical research/technology is deemed beneficial to the State, it

Tiger the Tiger...

2009-12-07T08:39:00.004-05:00

This says more than I really wanted to know.I mean, as if hating Tiger Woods for being rich beyond all his true relevance wasn't enough, now you have to hear he's hung like a bear and has the stamina of a wolverine.There are probably hundreds of bimbos lining up right now to expose ever more of Tiger's dirty laundry. I have no sympathy whatsoever. We've all fucked up at one time or another, and I

Changing the Rules As You Go...

2009-12-07T08:26:00.004-05:00

The Democratic National Committee (a.k.a The Politburo) is considering changing it's primary schedule and processes in the hopes of 'improving' the method by which it nominates a Presidential candidate.Because, you know, the old system was soooo wildly successful. If I were The Great Hopenchanger, I'd be outraged and insulted by the implication.You can read about it, here. (Credit to CNN).They

But it's Not Like the Press is Biased or Something...

2009-12-07T08:10:00.004-05:00

The Politico runs this little thing this morning about the travails of one Mara Liasson, a correspondent for National Public Radio, and staple of Fox News. Ms. (Mrs?) Liasson has been asked by NPR to re-consider her relationship with Fox News because, according to NPR, Fox is little more than a bullhorn for the Republican Party. This is a charge which was first floated by Anita Dunn (devotee of

And Now For Something Completely Different...

2009-12-06T21:17:00.004-05:00

Something positive! Can't have you thinking I'm all a rainy day, can I?I have four nephews, all my only sister's sons (They are 13, 11, 8 and 4). I have always taken all the time I could to be 'there' for them. Teaching them all the things that somehow it falls upon an uncle to teach them by some unwritten law -- mostly the things that makes their mother cringe. But, I figure, screw her; someone

Yep, This About Says it All...

2009-12-05T09:58:00.004-05:00

(H/T iOWNTHEWORLD.com and Lucianne.com).

You're All Racists...

2009-12-05T09:10:00.006-05:00

Leave it to the New York Times to publish a steaming load of horse crap disguised as an editorial.The aptly named Charles M. Blow, wrote this, and it's overwhelming message is:America is still a racist country. It's why, even with the elevation of a black man to the highest elected office, the plight of American blacks has not improved. It doesn't mean to be, but it can't help itself. Obama was

Global Warming: The Academic Conspiracy...

2009-12-04T06:53:00.007-05:00

Unless you've been living under a rock, you have probably heard a thing or two about the "Climategate scandal". I won't link to any articles, since they're all over the place, and many of them are confusing for the layman or uninitiated in the the double-crapspeak of the Global Warming Crowd, but the basic gist is this:It appears as if a bunch of Climatologists at the University of East Anglia (

A New Link...

2009-12-03T10:24:00.004-05:00

Some funny stuff from a blog called "Barack Obama's Teleprompter's Blog", which bills itself as:"...Reflections from the hard drive of the machine that enables the Voice of the Leader of the Free World..."I recommend a good, long visit. It was quite enjoyable and it it will be added to the link list, for sure.

They're Complaining?

2009-12-03T08:49:00.005-05:00

Here's an article from the New York Observer, in which a bunch of whiny, metrosexual guys are complaining that they are being, wait for it....date raped.Now, I don't know about you, but when I was a younger man on the New York Social Scene (such as it was in the days of rampant AIDS -- thanks Baby Boomers!), this was something we dreamed about. We'd have given a lung for it. If it ever happened

More on Autism...

2009-12-02T10:51:00.004-05:00

Okay, so I got a bunch of e-mails yesterday (I can't reproduce many of them) about my post on Autism. Most of the responders were frightened by my stunning ignorance on the subject. How dare I say that some diagnoses of Autism are fake? How dare I say that the recent upsurge in the number of cases are really not indicative of a rise in numbers of actual Autistics? How dare I say that if you have

How To Lose A War...On a Timetable...

2009-12-02T10:16:00.003-05:00

Giving credit where it's due, at least Barrack Hussein Obutthead committed 30,000 of the 40,000 troops that Gen. McChrystal asked for, and then demanded that NATO and Pakistan "do more". That's 30,000 more and one gentle rebuke of our "allies" then I expected, honestly.It's what was between-the-lines that made me spitting-mad.General McChrystal now has a timetable for turning Afghanistan into

Experimenting on Children...

2009-12-01T12:55:00.006-05:00

I've just read this over at Ann Althouse's blog concerning treatments for autism.It's pretty sick. It's bordering on Spanish-Inquisition-sick. Doctor Menegle would approve, I'm sure.First, a word about autism.It's a truly debilitating condition...if your parents are convinced that it is. I know a couple of people with autism or Aspberger's Syndrome, and yeah, they are often socially awkward and

Reason # 5,128 why Your President is a Dickhead...

2009-12-01T04:16:00.005-05:00

Afghanistan. The necessary war, you'll recall.It's a straightforward process, Barry, really. You say we need to win the war there, the necessary war, not the one of choice -- your words, not mine -- then do something about actually winning it.Oh, we've seen the photographs, the very serious, dramatic photographs of you speaking with your closest advisers in the Situation Room. Your people are