tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26126504Sat, 21 Feb 2009 10:56:21 +0000<b>A Superb Confection of Urban Musings from The Belfast Metrosexuals' Guide to City Living in Leafy BT9</b> "<i>The Malone Ranger writes with turbo-charged 4x4 wit...</i>" Barney Sloanhttp://maloneranger.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (The Malone Ranger)Blogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26126504.post-5193086218991476997Sat, 25 Aug 2007 21:22:00 +00002007-09-28T07:45:48.050+01:00Range RoverPSNIIt was just another dog-day Saturday afternoon in the pseudo-Bohemian sector of south Belfast, a.k.a. "BT9". I was lounging on the pavement-patio of a nouveau cafe-bistro with Clive, an estate agent chum, drinking in the afternoon sun like blue-blooded lizards and grazing on hummus-filled ciabatta between sips of café con leche. "Well blow me down with a feather boa. That's Countessa Clarissa-Annhttp://maloneranger.blogspot.com/2006/12/ranger-rover-danger.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The Malone Ranger)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26126504.post-2376133230140407199Mon, 25 Dec 2006 06:44:00 +00002007-09-28T07:46:33.836+01:00sexMiniThe thought of penile enhancement - "going large" in spide-speak - had never struck Clive, an ageing upwardly-mobile estate agent chum of mine, until one ecstasy-free Saturday night he happened to overhear girly gasps of astonishment emanating from flat-mate Clarissa's adjoining (en suite) boudoir. Under the influence of a monsoon of Breezers, flirty-something Clarissa, a former London-based http://maloneranger.blogspot.com/2006/12/cock-doc-shock.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The Malone Ranger)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26126504.post-114505062421318754Fri, 14 Apr 2006 22:59:00 +00002007-09-28T07:47:38.035+01:00BMWapartmentIt was just another chill-out Sunday afternoon in pseudo-bohemian south Belfast, the day after a vapid Saturday night spent necking Czechoslovak vodka-in-a-bottle, name-checking and rubber-necking in the vacuous space-time continuum of Tee-tum Tee-tee, a rather gay bar (that's gay, dear reader, in the old-fashioned sense of the word) in the Malone zone and the weekend Mecca of mocha-coffee http://maloneranger.blogspot.com/2006/04/wise-up-to-rise-ups.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The Malone Ranger)0