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	<title>The Manwife Chronicles</title>
	
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	<description>fighting one fitted sheet at a time</description>
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		<title>Satire Awareness</title>
		<link>http://themanwifechronicles.com/2012/02/22/satire/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Feb 2012 03:53:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Kaa</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It kills me how many people don&#8217;t get satire. They just don&#8217;t get it. Sometimes even on this site. That&#8217;s right. Every now and then I actually try to use my brain for something other than organizing the Tupperware. I try to use humor to point out how silly people can be. And people don&#8217;t get [...]
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		<title>Dr. Google</title>
		<link>http://themanwifechronicles.com/2012/02/08/dr-google/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 01:25:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Kaa</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[googling]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[DO NOT do medical searches on Google. I&#8217;ve diagnosed myself with cancer&#8230; twice, and the kids with feline leukemia. I&#8217;m convinced that there is no symptom that can&#8217;t be linked back to cancer. &#8220;I have a mole like that. That&#8217;s a melanoma? OH GOD! I KNEW I should have had that checked out. I KNEW [...]
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		<title>Can I Have Snack?</title>
		<link>http://themanwifechronicles.com/2012/01/26/can-i-have-snack-3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 00:44:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Kaa</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s a bit early, but here is a sample from a book I&#8217;m still writing. I&#8217;m aiming for having it done for the summer, but it&#8217;s like pulling teeth. Anyway, this part is free. So, hey, free part of a book. Typos have been left intentionally to annoy the anal retentive. Smooches, Dave First, I [...]
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		<title>Bad Attitude</title>
		<link>http://themanwifechronicles.com/2012/01/23/bad-attitude/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2012 03:51:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Kaa</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From: &#8216;Peter Bentley&#8217; To: &#8216;David Kaa&#8217; Date: Tuesday, January 17, 2012 1:16 PM Subject: Blog I was reading your blog. You really need to take some of those posts down. No one is going to hire you with that attitude. &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.. From: &#8216;David Kaa&#8217; To: &#8216;Peter Bentley&#8217; Date: Tue, January 17, 2012 1:27 PM Subject: [...]
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		<title>Ranty Time</title>
		<link>http://themanwifechronicles.com/2012/01/17/ranty-time/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 16:36:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Kaa</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ok, it&#8217;s ranty time. The biggest complaint I get about my last book is that it&#8217;s just a compilation of tweets. This makes me question Darwinism. Look, I understand that not everyone is going to like it. That&#8217;s fine. But when the summary says it&#8217;s a compilation of tweets, and you were upset it wasn&#8217;t who done [...]
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		<title>Target Throwdown</title>
		<link>http://themanwifechronicles.com/2012/01/14/target-throwdown/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jan 2012 21:57:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Kaa</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[leave me alone]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I always knew that one day I would lose my shit at a Target. I just always thought it would be in the parking lot, running down clueless pedestrians. The family and I are walking through the produce aisles, because, you know, we&#8217;re all about proper nutrition, when a man starts walking towards me &#8220;Excuse [...]
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		<title>Just Kidding</title>
		<link>http://themanwifechronicles.com/2012/01/13/just-kidding/</link>
		<comments>http://themanwifechronicles.com/2012/01/13/just-kidding/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 21:47:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Kaa</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m ironing my shirt the other day, with an actual iron not the man iron &#8211; a drier, when the phone rings. Last week I had two job interviews. Either things were starting to look up, or this was going to be the cruelest joke ever. At one of the interviews I found out that [...]
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		<title>Say Anything</title>
		<link>http://themanwifechronicles.com/2012/01/04/say-anything/</link>
		<comments>http://themanwifechronicles.com/2012/01/04/say-anything/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2012 03:39:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Kaa</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Worse than a woman&#8217;s disapproval is her silence. She won&#8217;t say it, but I know she&#8217;s angry, which is worse than if she were actually angry at you. She has to be angry &#8211; she&#8217;s not saying anything. Which only makes me want to ask her. I know she&#8217;s mad at me, but I have [...]
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		<title>Thank You For Your Job Reference</title>
		<link>http://themanwifechronicles.com/2011/12/13/job-reference/</link>
		<comments>http://themanwifechronicles.com/2011/12/13/job-reference/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2011 22:48:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Kaa</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Unemployment]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[From: david@themanwifechronicles.com To: &#8216;Tom Weingartner&#8217; Date: Mon, December 5, 2011 9:49 AM Subject: Job Reference Hey Tom, I just wanted to give you the heads up that I put you down as a job reference. Thanks in advance. David &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.. From: &#8217;Tom Weingardner&#8217; Date: Monday, December 5, 2011 11:19 AM To: David Kaa Subject: RE: Job Reference Dave, I [...]
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		<title>Can I have snack?</title>
		<link>http://themanwifechronicles.com/2011/12/01/can-i-have-snack-2/</link>
		<comments>http://themanwifechronicles.com/2011/12/01/can-i-have-snack-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2011 00:23:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Kaa</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Available Summer 2012       It starts with his son having a complete conversation with him before he&#8217;s even awake, and ends with him sleeping in a bed with three people &#8211; he, his wife and the fortress of pillows she built because she can&#8217;t sleep without them. In between he cleans a bathroom with [...]
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